How To Survive Prison

[TheRegimelife]

single cell? no way, send them to global frontline wars, instead of wasting tax payer's money, or just, start an organ transplant foundation.

[Sixdouble5321]

The mentality of the average prisoner shows clearly why they are there. They are fixated on showing toughness and power when regular people in society are not. They are mentally ill and no one should ever give them credence for their bad behavior.

[MrCrazyh81]

they all need 2 be put in a cell and gased like hitler did 2 the jews 

[EyesOnly100]

Single cells would solve all these problems isolate these idiots

[SuperLaborn]

@EyesOnly100 Too many of them to put in single cells haha. A good 2,000 or more in the average camp

[seannnooo]

is that andre 3000 at the start

[thesoiney24]

Shoulda had some pumped up kicks.

[seemeoverthere]

hes dead gauranteed

[cabrame]

The little spick looks like he sucks a hella fine dick!!

[ParanormalEvidence01]

@cabrame

LOLOLOL Funny thats what I thought before I read your comment

[jesuslovesignorance]

The black guy sounds like Morgan Freeman in the Shawshank redemption.....

[tes506]

He is the lion king.

[rachelsanders2]

He is so averse to showing people what he is that he...has it tattooed on all over his body.

Someone shows integrity by their actions...not by having the word integrity tattooed across their chest.

[DHSTILLIDIE]

aroundsn shut yo bitch ass up nigga were you post at nigga you wanna talk shit nigga come at me fucked up then ill beat yo ass den ill pull my iron on yo bitch ass nigga and yo moma thats on my nation nigga

[hteyou1]

@DHSTILLIDIE faggot

[commandant15]

knife about tht big would be a sword

[IwaysKeepMOMMINd]

if he a latin king.. he snitching to the media, and plus that fool holding a blue t shirt and blue jeans.

[fishtankbank]

does anyone else think that being subject to these gangs in prison is a violation of the 8th amendment?

[AroundSun]

Grow up and get a life you fucking prison scum. MY POOR GANG IS "TOUGHER" THAN YOURS. Even though a bullet will takeout both of us. Fucking morons. "I AINT GOTTA PROVE NUTHIN TO NOBODY" Fucking trash, grow up. You sound like the 16 year olds around here

[TheCrazyBugga]

They blurred out his belly button so he can't be identified.

[eltotoloco69]

@TheCrazyBugga oh because his face totally wont let me recognize him

[TheCrazyBugga]

@eltotoloco69 Are you serious?  : }

[Anduril1994x]

morgan freeman voice?

[MrCowboyJesus]

This video says very little about how to "survive" in prison aside from being in a gang. I hardly think its good advice. But then again prisons are pretty screwed up places. The very rules that we learn about surviving in society are upside. "Being a good citizen" does not apply here.

[megadude601]

wtf the first guy above copied second guy comment, but has more votes??????

[aviomaster]

USA has close to 3 million prisoners ,

12 Million Americans have been in prison. 

[gusani834]

that mofo is a reptilian!

[kawanbyrd123]

lol

[atlanticl]

Prisoners should be granted the option for suicide. It is a win win situation on all sides. The victims and/or their families get closure regardless, the prisoner dies and no "torture", and society saves on tax money to take care of those prisoners, ESPECIALLY when they become seniors.

[USAdude30]

How to survive prison>Love God with all your heart,treat others as you wish they would treat you,work hard,make an honest living and you will never end up in an animal cage with evil men,pretty simple really.

[nothuman100]

@USAdude30 How does being a god lover mean you'll survive prison, or not go in??

[USAdude30]

@nothuman100 Fair question,I guess to sun it up,if a person walks as best they can as a flawed human being as Christ walked,praying for others and for personal guidence along the way,the last thing your going to do is commit crimes against other folks.If anything your going to give of your self to help your fellow man,not beat,rob or kill 'em. Hope that makes sense.God bless and good be on ya bro.

[nothuman100]

@USAdude30 I can understand your way of thinking, but even if you do Obey th law and lead a ''good'' life, theres still a chance you'll get arrested. The law system is completly fucked, no matter what you do theres still a chance of you getting locked up for nothing. mentality can help, but ussally only if its to do with the person who uses that mind.

[USAdude30]

@nothuman100 Sighhh,this is what it's come too? A guy can't even just live a decent life with out big brother shov'en ya around or putting you away?! You will probably disagree with me but Jesus has to be coming back soon,the world has gone insane.I know the difference between right and wrong and all our governments in the west have gone to the dark side,no meaning skin color,meaning evil.

[fhab525]

with so much rape and consesual sex in jail/prison , why dont they give these sick fucks condoms .. best way to survive is to not go in the first place , u fight back u might get stabbed or killed , u let it happen u get a disease and lose your manhood forever and the incident will haunt u till u take ur last breath

[ekocentric]

@fhab525 The problem is that a lot of people go to prison because they don't want to follow rules and or think that their way of life is the only way...why would wearing a condom matter to someone who feels that he has nothing to lose? Or why would it matter to the poor guy that he forces to play "hide the wienie" with ?

But your point makes a lot of sense. I would provide them if I were the warden. I understand that a lot of guys leave prison and knowingly pass aids on female sex partners.

[fanx7]

morgan freeman?

[AlphaShark8138]

@fanx7 thats exactly what i said

[305tupackillumanati]

wtf that guy doesnt have a belly button

[Ktiger305]

@305tupackillumanati omg clone!

[321beth321]

@305tupackillumanati maybe the belly button is covered by the pants. idk.

[jonty581]

@305tupackillumanati hahah thats fucked

[xxLilJXxX]

@305tupackillumanati hes an alien literally 

[RadioActive109]

@305tupackillumanati I think they blurred it out cause of his tatts.

[JohnEZ2]

@305tupackillumanati flawless skin belly button is a scar if you didnt know...

[nickxclassic]

people take this the wrong way. if you wana act tough, be tough, if you wana be quiet, do your own thing, just be yourself. both types of people will survive. quit teaching people the wrong messages....

[BIGD0V]

00:25 james brown

[TBelvy420]

Gay

[rhyannjoedan]

becas

[sum6969]

a gay mother fucker telling us how to survive jail, I bet he survived it by taking 20 inchers up his ass

[heavenseek]

We men neeed to start concentrating on being the winners of society again. This whole playground-ish, Loser-Worship is causing the feminazi's to take over the Real world.

[allahissatan2]

i wanna kill them all.. love to kill them all

[Cryofax]

Oh I thought he said "Lion Kings". lol And that didn't explain anything just some sleazebag bragging about shit no human being with an IQ over 50 cares about.

[tarantula152]

Nice mullet you fucking fat faggot lol

[MrPhukface]

@tarantula152 ROFL yea that mullet is rocking pretty hard!

[totalsextacy]

1:05 He doesn't have a belly button WTF was he born in an egg

[drastaify]

@totalsextacy yes

[KKushedUP]

@icthruu4evr hhahahaahh good one

[gummybearteethman]

morgan freeman

[51m0n77]

long live the mullet!!!LOL

[KKushedUP]

@51m0n77 not a mullet. its called a shag, alot of gang bangers in chicago still have it

[thedoors360]

SEND THESE GODDAMN NIGGER BEANERS BACK TO MEXICO

[God888555]

@thedoors360 united states belong to mexico haha, first my General Villa then millions and millions and millions and millions and MILLIONS of mexicans in the US. Acostumbrate wey porque los mexicanos se reproducen como gremlins hahahahahahahaha

[lovelydead1]

spain has a bunch of arabic mix and went and mixed with the natives. so he could be are it could be the ancient arabic.

[Bistol1]

Whats the white sissy doing there? He showed up at 2:22

[LeBronForTheWin]

At first I thought he said "I'm a Lion King" I was rolllllllllllllllllling of laughter

[KKushedUP]

@LeBronForTheWin latin king

[AdeptCaution]

latin king? this guy looks party black especially from his hair

[KKushedUP]

@AdeptCaution hes most likely puerto rican. alot of latinos can look some what black

[SupremeARA915]

@AdeptCaution latin is not a race. there is black latinos

[manny298]

puerto rico prison is different than U.S. prison because a Puerto Rican tattoo is a property tattoo. Meaning you belong to someone.

[SupaayLoreaa329]

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[CrowdPleeza]

@viktorhat

I ment David Ortiz of the Red Soxs not Tito Ortiz.

[CrowdPleeza]

@viktorhat

Have you ever seen baseball players like Pedro Martinez,Sammy Sosa,Tito Ortiz etc?

[CrowdPleeza]

That black Latin King is more than likely an Afro-Latino. African slaves were brought to Puerto Rico and other Latin-American countries. So African or Black ancestory is a part of the mix of many Latin countries. Many Cubans are Black and mulatto.

[rubberfeet2slideon]

@viktorhat your an idiot hes puertorican 

[AdeptCaution]

@rubberfeet2slideon your an idiot i can tell my own race he has black in him whether he wants to or not

[Alphaomega150]

@rubberfeet2slideon Puerto rican is not a race neither is 'spanish'.Black people from the carribean islands got there the same way black ppl got to america.

[Promo313]

he look like the guy from warriors

[jay80fb]

Nice MULLET

[WillOfficial94]

Whitest guy in the world at (2:24)

[BradMilne101]

A monkey who thinks his a Lion King serving time in prison. Fucken nigger monkey should realise he's simple been caged up and put on display at a zoo.

[farronx]

@BradMilne101

are you drunk or just illiterate?

1st off learn how to spell (realise,simple,his??? pfft really?) silly trailer white-trash.

2nd stfu & learn how to listen; the guy said he's a Latin king not a "lion king" you sister fucking nazi dip-shit.

your so blinded by your inbred hatred that you're too stupid to know that you too are the relative of chimps.

under the fur of chimps your gonna find skin color that's as white as yours. so stop hating what you truly are idiot.

1love

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[pyramidheadkitten9]

theres one thing in particular i agree with the nazis.

"death to all criminals".

[ruzphi]

Hitler was right , get rid of them. No use to the human race at all

[theguybelowmesuxbig]

@ruzphi Dude white skin heads are worse, even I as a Mexican would fucking think about throwing it down with a skin head,, shit they are tough

[NIGHTCRAWLER504]

that lk looks like a Brittany!

[hardcorenyc]

I was in prison & this little chinese guy opened up this so called Gangster with a mop handle!

[hardcorenyc]

The Homos always got their beds lit on fire! This guy is talking so much shit, from my experience in prison the so called Gangsters that pop shit are the ones that get fucked up!

[hardcorenyc]

The Homos always got their beds lit on fire!

[benesvive]

Another dumb twat that speaks in riddles.

[RetroGamerX3]

didnt knw u could have a machete in jail lol

[RetroGamerX3]

31 ppl did time at St.Charles lol

[Glitch667]

"Everybody around here know what I am, so why should I show them what I am? What I am am I what I am am what wut."

[TheNoisePolluter]

This is from the 1990's

[th4Guy77]

i could imagine some gay guy go in, and say "ooopss, i dropped the soap", waits a while" Dammit I said I dropped ther soap".

[blackisrealites85]

most all muslim rape men in prison allah is the moon god

[TheJacobf]

@icthruu4evr yea well america's a fucking pizza face then 

[MrDeerecub1977]

@icthruu4evr he's calling it like he sees it.like most people see it

[davidfreak01]

dat niggaz a latin king,hahaaaaaa, holdin hiz handz like puto, watta pussy dat nigga talkn bout 7 foot tall niggaz in prison, howd he survive,fukn q-tip. dat niggaz 2 funny

[stacks6969allday]

@davidfreak01 size don't matter ive seen niggas the size of brock lesnar or kimbo get slept by dudes smaller and the same size as this guy the only way to survive is fight all he is saying is people talk shit like there hard but when they go in prison they cant fight cause they bitch up but he dident bitch u he had to fight

[RLhockey203]

isnt the prison system wonderful

[G123raw]

@eversandero if you knw why they join gangs you would understand. So shut the fuck up if you dont like gangs then dont search up w.e.and put hate mail.

[campbpar]

2:20 LMFAO Nerdy white boy with knee-highs- That's his blood brothers- lol

[LOCOboiz]

1st rule of surviving in prison is to clench your anus when sleeping,showering working out in the yard, eating

[campbpar]

@LOCOboiz 1:05 LMFAO That's what I was thinking that whole time this guy was doing his wobble-gate talking about being wild.

"Err buddy in the club suck dick."

[stupidjerk42094]

what a bunch of pussy ass mother fucker s

[HUER0L0K0]

@stupidjerk42094 Hey Mr. BADASS, I bet you wouldn't say that to his face.

[flyguyinmotion]

These people are too stupid to understand what is important in life. So they go about being a burdon on the rest of us.

[HUER0L0K0]

@flyguyinmotion I read all your comments that you have left for other people on their videos. Its nothing but negative garbage. Why so negative?

[flyguyinmotion]

@HUER0L0K0 Maybe it's the videos. Murders, evil dictators, gangs etc. Kind of hard to be all possitive after watching something like that.

[HUER0L0K0]

@flyguyinmotion Yea your right, sorry for being rude.

[haloB00stin4real]

that white dude with the sweat pants looks like a fuckin faggot ass douche. ahahahah how bout u niggers dont go to prison and not have to worry about it.. and u guys dont know real fighting.. street fighting dose not work.....look on youtube for KRAV MAGA and u tell me if a street fighter could do anytthing to someone who knows krav maga

[AngelsDemon12]

The ones that Say " TO HELL WITH THE GANGS AND THE GHETTO " Never lived in the hood and never interracted gang members. , I did time, I USED to be in a Gang. And im Puerto rican and i Sit back here on youtube And see all these ignorant Comments about, " Fucking niggers" "Gang Members are pussy" etc, You know what? You never been in there shoes, The most you know about gangs are from T.v's and Youtube, So dont judge, Someone until you walked around in there skin. Be smart and Grow the fuck up.

[RobloxianHumour]

@AngelsDemon12 Fucking Nigggger

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooool jk

[blunissan]

I AM THE LION KING

[deadman20008]

What would happen to someone sent to this prison who was involved in a mafia not a gang?

[snoopyxlll]

@deadman20008 most of the gangs are from a mafia, like if you a sureno 13, and you can prove that you are ,. like if you have a tattoo that saids 13 is the 13th letter on the alphabet, the letter M, that satnds for mexican mafia, most of the mafias have gangs on the streets

[mightydizzy]

Gold shoe laces I already knew holding it down things are tough all over huh

[jamilsuriel]

that black guy is a black latin nigger

[ItAintEzyBeinCh33zy]

Does anyone else see that this is not a prison, but a playground with bleachers?

[lucius215]

0:25, that guy could voice double Morgan freeman.

[roberth214]

@lucius215 lmao i thought it was him because I wasn't watching at 0:25

[lucius215]

lol i had to rewind it a little the first time, i was Like ehrr wth

[BIGBADB0BBIE]

@lucius215 Or a black crusty the clown

[Eversandero]

Tough talking chumps is all.He'll be dead before he is forty. Gangs are for cowards,always has been,always will be.

[Acrimonious10001]

@Eversandero

I know the main guy who was talking talked shit aswell..St.charles is nothing staville or whatever thats where its at..7 ft tall all muscle with like a 2 foot blade knife by what he says..Yes and they also will kill ya by shooting fireballs from their eyes, and lightning bolts out their arse.

[HuckeysWorld]

true that...thats why have these punks on the streets that think there bad ass need to see how bad they are in the joint.

[FallenDemon2010]

@HuckeysWorld so true

[Trancemaster2052]

Damn, when was this shot? 1992? 

[RetroGamerX3]

@Trancemaster2052

1987

[Napoleno1988]

These fuckers make me sick... Gas chamber time

[TheLarjames]

@MsTruthtella thats bullshit made up by people who are soft on crime (they should be murdered too or raped in prison)

[SopLusus]

@DaMaxxy Now if only the legal system weren't so fucked up. There are hundreds of thousands of people in jail for bullshit marijuana charges and all sorts of false flags.

[daboodeef179]

If your gay, go to prison.  you will especially like the shower portion of your time.

[clintonearlwalker]

@daboodeef179 U prolly ain't never been in prison have you? I did 3 years and I was in those naked prison showers with 50 black dudes many times. I knew several gay guys also, they said you had to drop the soap at least 3 times before anyone paid attention. I seen a guy get stabbed in the shower one time, didn't have anything to do with gayness though.

[stacks6969allday]

@daboodeef179 prisons u get your own shower now days everything is changed and u also have soap despencers if u get raped it will happen most likley in the yard most of what goes down in prison is just murders and fighting not too many rapes unless ur in there with lifers if there is life setences were ur at then it will be like that

[theguybelowmesuxbig]

@daboodeef179 mmmmm yummy I bet you liked it huh? Most of it when they jizzle all the cum in your mouth and you made gargles while gaging..

[seriall1337]

@theguybelowmesuxbig you sure know a lot of this stuff

[theguybelowmesuxbig]

@seriall1337 YEAH YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU?

[seriall1337]

@theguybelowmesuxbig oh, so you're a tough guy? One of those big fellas who tend to violence because their intelligence is lacking?

[theguybelowmesuxbig]

@seriall1337 OH YEAH I'M SO DUMB MY IQ IS 10 AND I HAVE A SMALL DICK. AND YEAH I LIKE IT THROUGH THE ASSHOLE,, I'M 5'0 AND WEIGHT 400 LBS.. I SUCK AND I WANT TO KILL MYSELF.. I WANT TO HANG MYSELF ON TOP OF ICE AND DIE SLOWLY. I HATE THE WORLD, I LOVE DEATH.....

[denimorgan]

i`ve got an IQ of 140 and i`ll break your jaw in a heartbeat...... it`s very stupid to judge anyone on size or intelligence so think on my friend

[seriall1337]

@denimorgan If you're that smart, you should have known that you did the exact same thing right now. You have never seen or spoken to me in real life, yet you are so sure you are stronger than me? Also, you have missed my point completely (when are those 140 iq's coming to use?.) Im not saying strong people are dumb, I'm saying that people who only use threats, childish language and violence on the internet, clearly do not think before they speak and are driven by anger and desperation.

[karsown]

@denimorgan I love people who quote their IQs. Oh wait, I hate them. Do you really think anyone believes you for a second? Have you ever even been in a fight? THE INTERNET: where truth and meaning goes to die

[AdeptCaution]

@daboodeef179 wow i laughed in real life... thats fked up man...

[smnk3]

@daboodeef179 You'll also enjoy the luxury of aids. -_-

[xBRAVErobotx]

@daboodeef179 just because your gay doesnt mean you want everyone to put there dick up your butt

[TheLarjames]

if u r a good person you dont have to worry about prison because only bad people go to prison and they should be killed

[MsTruthtella]

@TheLarjames Your right for the most part, however people sometimes do make stupid mistakes and pay for them by going to prison. Good people go to prison as well. so do innocent ones.

[therealflamelit]

IM not a Criminal, careless or otherwise, but I HAVE been jacked by police just walking down the street or driving in a "white" hood, where my parents just happened to live..and no,Im no druggie or anything else white people typically think we are...

[rtisleo]

@therealflamelit ...you are right. some white people think negative things about black people and others. even if they are not aware that they are projecting the un wanted stuff about themselves on to us and other people.

[ShananagansOnYou]

@DaMaxxy

You should preach that wisdom to NIGGERS

[diegof1978]

old school getto mullets lol

[NLR884evr]

@diegof1978 LOL, Business up front and party in the back!

[highart2003]

some great mullets in this video



[MrMaxlurifax]

Survival of the fittest.

Rape, or be raped.

[roslynny]

at 1:55 the chump starts telling in street lingo that he does not ned tatoos to prove who he is, meanwhile he has gang tatoos all over, am i the only one that questions the intelengce of this common street thug?

[TheChicity22]

TIME WHEN CHICAGO GANGS WERE ORGANIZED AND UNIFIED NOW ITS JUST A BUNCH OF WRECKLESS UNORGANIZED GANGBANGING... THERE IS NO MORE RESPECT HONOR AND LOYALTY IN THIS GANGBANGING SHIT IT GOT OLD AND FAKE NIGGAS INFILTRATED AND SNITCHED ON ALL THE REAL BANGERS AND KILLED THE REST.....REAL GANGBANGING IS DEAD

[XSoulStormX]

@DaMaxxy No most people in prison are not frame. But i responded to your original comment that stated "don't break the law" The thing is that life is random and you never know what could happen. I remember 3 years ago a girl tried to get me in trouble for statutory rape (i was 19 at the time she was 16) cause I broke up with her. Luckily the judge threw the the case away but I was so close to landing in prison.

[Nuk513]

@DaMaxxy not breaking the law is pretty hard...im sure uve broken the law plenty just never ggot caught so ya keep saying staying out of prison is easy as the % pop, of prison skyrockets GREAT advice mr. police officer...HAHAHA i bet ur so diluted that u think that cops actually protect you !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[man1192803]

@DaMaxxy

You know whats even better?

To start a revolution, abolish the federal government and live your life the way YOU want to!

No more pathetic arrests for marihuana, what the fuck do they have to say about me fucking up my own health. FUCK YOU.

[yourmajezty]

he looked black

[XSoulStormX]

@DaMaxxy You could get frame, or there could be accidents. You never know what life brings.

[watchingYou2020]

@XSoulStormX yeah, exactly that's what happened to me, when i went to a texas prison.

[gardaal]

Morgan Freeman senior!

[Deadman245trioxin]

@gardaal lol that's funny

[Ramshobraja]

This makes me think twice and want to keep my tempers in check.

[chrissline77]

Don't be messin with no boys in prison. Don't fuck another man in the ass and don't let anyone fuck you either. No matter WHAT!

[ILMxKenny]

@chrissline77 O_O damn what you said right there i think scared me straight LOL

[hackleback]

sounds kinda like morgan freeman

[SeruCheru1]

its not a big deal....i went in for a year on aggravated assault charge....jus gotta for urself show ppl ur not a bitch and give respect because alot of them thats their home and your jus walkin through .....first day in caf bout to eat a nigga comes and takes ma food and says if u wanna do somethin bout it lets go to the showers so i jus got up and knocked him out rite there...weeks later got jumped in the showers by him an his boyz but then afta dat it was smooth till i got out

[DaggersDen]

@SeruCheru1 Aggravated assault, is that assult with a weapon gun knife etc?