Bad Things To Say At A Job Interview - Mock the Week - BBC Two

[gconneely92]

Never watch this show, how does the system work so they take turns going to the mic? seems totally random and a case of whoever manage to get there first

[Splaterson92]

@gconneely92 You nailed it.

[MissAvadaKadavraJR]

these jokes were prety bad

[kitkat22xox]

who is gimpy terry??? :L

[StonedBoo]

Where do i see myself in 5 years?:

In court suing you with an injury claim.

[Crowbar27AB]

"I don't care If you give me the job or not, I need somewhere to hide from the police for awhile..."

[semperfidelus]

@Crowbar27AB nice suits reference

[Azuresong]

killer alien vagina

[crazy4russellhoward]

@sheeebish vote down vote down vote down! :P hehehe

[sheeebish]

Russell Howard isn't funny...

[TomZ3X5]

@sheeebish No.

[ic3l3rd2]

5 minutes ago i was watching U.S Marines in Afghanistan...now im watching Mock the Week.....how?

[PioneerOnSupercity]

nah its not sexist. im a girl and i always find guys better as comedians, dunno why tho, same with music, i prefer a guys voice.

[FrontalViolator]

i dont get the canoeing joke

[ABFan010]

@FrontalViolator A few years ago there was a man who was thought to have died on a canoeing trip, turns out the whole thing was a hoax for money

[bonbonchita]

Are you admiring humour or just found a place to find approval for being sexist?

[haz464]

Women are idiots

[Missslepyhed44]

whats your polisey against animal hourding

[HarrysSecret]

Yes, you generalised all females as being humourless. I addressed you personally because you're the one making sweeping statements.

If you don't see what's wrong with that then.... that's pretty fucked up.

[121314151617181943]

dont mean to sound sexist but why are the female comdians on mock the week alwasys shit other than gina

[athox]

@121314151617181943 They're not shit, they just have a female sense of humour. None.

[HarrysSecret]

@athox Funny that, I'm sure plenty of women have laughed at you in the past...

[athox]

@HarrysSecret Cool. So I make a general statement and then you attack me personally? That's pretty fucked up.

[SparkleLobster]

@121314151617181943 That's so unfair!!!!! Gina's usually shit as well! And no replies saying how sexiest I am about female comedians- I'ma female and I can recognise that mostly, they're shit.

[Lightstar805]

@121314151617181943 ain't sexist if it's true, you have a good point there :P

[BEllis247]

@121314151617181943 is it difficult to remember your username XD?

[121314151617181943]

@BEllis247 no i sing in with my email addres and it keeps me singed in :)

[JuniorProducer1996]

@121314151617181943

There was a whole segment about it on QI, apparently female comedians are more likely to laugh, and male comedians are more likely to make others laugh. Not sure why, search it if you'd like.

[muffigw7866]

@121314151617181943 But Gina is shit.

[HeyHeyDoYouLikeTacos]

@121314151617181943 And Sarah Millican!

[121314151617181943]

@HeyHeyDoYouLikeTacos your right she is really good is just i forgot she was a woman

[Nameless1324]

@121314151617181943 woman comics are shit as a general rule, they just are, and yes it kind of is sexist, but its true

[chadeddie]

@Nameless1324 It's not sexist if it's true

[121314151617181943]

@Nameless1324 your right

[TheJkghfg]

@121314151617181943 How the fuck do you remember your username?

[121314151617181943]

@TheJkghfg logg in with email

[birkinsmith88]

@121314151617181943 i think she's a lesbian, too, lol

[Darkjonny79]

@121314151617181943

Because all of Ginas jokes are racist. I don't mind some of Holly Walshs jokes though, some of those are good.

[xXFailCakeXx]

@121314151617181943 Nah it's just her and lucy that are kak

[mob67285]

@121314151617181943 It's been scientifically proven that women are less funny than men. Said so on QI

[stoxocube18]

@121314151617181943 hahaha mate how the fuck do u log onto youtube with a name that complicated?

[XxSaltandSugarxX]

@121314151617181943

Hahah its not their fault!! rolf it was explaine don qi, women laugh more but are not as good as makin ppl laugh ;(

[frozenheat90]

@XxSaltandSugarxX women actually laugh less than men, but tend to only laugh at stuff they find truly funny, where as men will frequently laugh at stuff they find only moderately entertaining. I read a study on this in my psychology class at university, it was actually really interesting...unlike my explanation of it =P lol

[AuthorAnime]

@121314151617181943 don't they ever have Jo Brand on?

[funkyfranx]

I don't get Hugh's canoeing joke.

[121314151617181943]

@funkyfranx a man faked his death by a kanoe accident and turned up 5 yrs later

[funkyfranx]

@121314151617181943

Ahh, thanks

[121314151617181943]

@funkyfranx your welcome :)

[MrAdzerman]

1:05 I thought that was good =/

[alphaprawns]

Is it just me or do Frankie and Hugh always seem to be competing?

[Sypiie]

Why are the woman never funny?

[TamzZ95]

the audience is rubbish

[BrothaPriah]

@TamzZ95 i know...not a single joke was told from them!

[TamzZ95]

@BryanWithNoB how what??

[TamzZ95]

@BryanWithNoB okay...

[frazerhainsworth08]

women just are not funny, get her off! and back to the kitchen!

[Hypnoticme2004]

Lucky Brits to have this kind of show. Salut from France

[MrPurpleCat22]

Can anyone explain the canoeing jokes? I've heard a few more of these on other Scenes We'd Like to See acts.

[MrTommmmmo]

@MrPurpleCat22 really?

[CrownySniipez]

@MrPurpleCat22 A few years ago there was a man in debt and he hid for about 5 years in his basement, but claimed the money from his life insurance by saying he died conoeing. And basically used the life insurance to go on holiday with his family

[TheSamuraiKoala]

@StrangePerson260292 LMAO! What was his face expression like?

[StrangePerson260292]

@TheSamuraiKoala Just stared at me. I then went on to say that despite Lecter's taste for human flesh, he was very charming and knew how to talk to people. A skill which I also have and that I can bring to the job to improve my customer service skills. Since this country's key industry is customer service. He just went 'okay'. Amazing at how you can bullshit so well under pressure xD

[englishguy2010]

WHY YOU LITTLE.......................*­rolls up sleeves*. THAT'S IT!!! You're in trouble now!!! *ties your shoelaces together* See how you like THAT!!!! *pushes you down a hill* xxx

[JacobineVn]

i love frankie Boyle's accent!

[miloschmilo]

We can hear them speaking, and we can see them doing it too. stop quoting lines to get likes

[crazyrebelliouschick]

I don't understand the Gimpy Terry joke??

[bigmeknurgle]

@crazyrebelliouschick

"I remember you from the dungeon!"

Google image search "Gimp Mask".

[FullMetalAlcohol]

1:11 was that a reference to Psycho?

[ellenmelon771]

NINE TILL FIVE, NINE TILL FIVE??? MY MEDICATION WEARS OFF AT THREE!!!

;P xXx

[StaraziaSelin66]

Every comedian has their off days. What's with all the RH hate? God. He's not as bad as the WOMEN on the show!

[SmileAtMeAgain1]

I'm sorry guys, but you can't just tell people what's funny - especially when people are laughing at it. Don't blame Russell's popularity on his looks.

[englishguy2010]

If Russel Howard looked like Andy Parsons, would all the girlies still blindly worship him as "funny"?

I think not =)

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 Actually, they would. I only started to think Russell Howard is good looking after I got into his COMEDY. ;P

[englishguy2010]

Stop arguing with me WOMAN!!!!! :P

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 YOU started it. :P xXx

[englishguy2010]

SILENCE!!!! :P x

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 *Puts finger on lips* ;P xXx

[englishguy2010]

Ahhhhh.....obedience =) NOW we're getting somewhere ;) xx

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 Don't get too used to it. ;P xXx

[englishguy2010]

HAH! I knew it was too good to be true ;) You little bugger!! :P xxx

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 Hahhahaha. I expect this is what the conversations are going to be like between you and your wife, if you ever get married. xP xXx

[englishguy2010]

What makes you think I'm not already married? ;) I might be......but then I might not be LOL. Just.....just shush, ok? :P I WIN!!! End of tale :P xxx

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 You're blatantly not married, 'cos you're immature, sexist AND you made a big deal about my previous comment. I WIN!! Now YOU shush, OK? XD xXx

[englishguy2010]

You're not making any friends here, you little sod! :P xx

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 Neither are you, you sexist pig. xP xXx

[englishguy2010]

I am NOT sexist!!!! You little bottie belch!! x

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 You deffo are! Pleb! xP xXx

[englishguy2010]

SILENCE, Turbogob!!! X

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 Look who's talking! xXx

[englishguy2010]

Blah blah blah blah blah blah BLAH!!!!! :P xx

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 Right back atcha! XD xXx

[englishguy2010]

Git! :P x

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 Moron! ;P xXx

[englishguy2010]

Pea brain!! x

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 Fat arse!! :D xXx

[englishguy2010]

Dungbeetle! ;) xx

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 Cockroach! xD xXx

[englishguy2010]

Pterodactyl breath! :P xx

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 Dragon Bogies! ;P xXx

[englishguy2010]

Flea fart! xx

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 Seriously??? That was the best you could come up with?? Unicorn turd!! xP xXx

[englishguy2010]

*childishly immitates your voice* "Seriously is that the best you could come up with?" You greasy little heathen! :P xx

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 Ooohh, someone's getting in a stress! Slimy man-wanton! ;D xXx

[englishguy2010]

You loathesome little fairy maggot!! =) xx

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 wtf is a FAIRY MAGGOT?? At least my insults made sense! :/

[englishguy2010]

What is a fairy maggot? I'll tell you what a fairy maggot is. YOU are a fairy maggot!! =)

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 Wow, great comeback. You now have the confrontational skills of a 5 year old. Well done!! Would you like a pat on the back as well? xP xXx

[englishguy2010]

You think you're soooooooooooooooooooooooo smart, don't you? You little gonk! =) xx

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 I don't think, I KNOW I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooo smart, you half-wit! :D xXx

[englishguy2010]

Buzz off, buttercheeks! You're about as smart as a fencepost with dementia! :P xx

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 Fence posts can't get dementia, you fool! xD xXx

[englishguy2010]

Err...DURRRR! *knocks on your head* HELLO? HELLO? ANYBODY HOME?? (lol) Ever heard the phrase "As dumb as fenceposts?" Clearly not, you spotty, greasy little heathen! =) Maybe if you spent a little less time DROOLING over Russell 'Cross eyed' Howard and his amazingly shit jokes, you'd know a bit more LOL xx

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 You didn't say 'dumb as a fence post', you said 'a fencepost with dementia'. Being stupid (like you) and having dementia are two TOTALLY different things. Plus, Russell Howard's jokes are funny- your comment about him being rubbish got loads of thumbs downs. Also, if I spend all my free time 'drooling over Russell Howard', you must still spend all your free time watching Mock the Week vidoes. (So haw-he-haw-he-haw). :P

[englishguy2010]

Sorry, I didn't QUITE catch that last bit. Did you just say "Haw-he-haw-haw"?? lol

Russell Howard is about as funny as frostbite! And YOU, my little venus fly trap......are an absolute, total, utter, utter, total, absolute, complete, total, utter and total, complete ARSE!! =) xxx

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 Yes, I DID say 'Haw-he-haw-he-haw'... I came over a bit french, lol. Russell Howard isn't funny IN YOUR OPINION, but IN MY OPINION, he is. So let's just drop this, OK? It's not getting us anywhere.

p.s. You're a bigger arse.

Hasta la vista, baby!!! xD xXx

[englishguy2010]

Yes.......Windows La Vista baby lol

Yeah yeah yeah.....ok ok........let's end this now, turd face!! :P xxx

[SvalbardNorway]

@englishguy2010 actually the phrase goes "as thick as two short planks" but stop hating on russell.

[englishguy2010]

There are TWO phrases - 'Dumb as fenceposts' AND 'thick as two short planks.

As for hating on Russell, do you want me to PRETEND to like him?

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 We don't want you to PRETEND to like him, we justwant you to stop posting bitchy stuff about him, crap bag. END OF!!! xP xXx

[englishguy2010]

Go and play with something dangerous!! =) xx

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 Go and jump under a lorry! xP xXx

[englishguy2010]

That's just plain rude! :P xxx

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 Yeah, 'cos you've been soooo polite in YOUR comments!! ;D xXx

[englishguy2010]

SILENCE, you claggy little spotty dungbeetle from hell!! xx

[ellenmelon771]

@englishguy2010 Hmm.... I think you may have been looking in the mirror when you wrote that. ;P xXx

[englishguy2010]

Russel Howard SUCKS!!! Comedy isn't for you, son.

[oneilexpress]

Russell Howard, you kill this show. Almost all other guests are good.

[TheFreeForever]

I've got one!

The interviewee: Before you start asking questions; I would like to clear the air by telling you that.........I slept with your wife last nite! :)

[VandSvideos]

Some of the faces Hugh Dennis makes are brilliant :')

[marcustonks]

russell is not funny. Hope they take him off the show.

[mcluket]

fuck you.@marcustonks

[marcustonks]

@mcluket Well done for swearing moron.

[ellenmelon771]

This job would be a great oppurtunity for me... to steal a sh*t load of stationary.

I LOVE FRANKIE BOYLE'S JOKES!!!! XD xXx <3

[Reecey42]

i can imagine russel howard walking on and saying 'HHEEEEYYY' then walking off :L

[pointyraccoon]

Andy Parsons completed Russell's Gimpy Terry joke

[mountainbmx]

oh, what's my weakness? Kriptonite...

[LoveYouFredF]

1:28 Russell Howard you sexy beast! XD x

[ellenmelon771]

@LoveYouFredF I agree! Yummy scrumboes!! XD xXx

[LoveYouFredF]

@ellenmelon771 mmmmmmm!!! xD

[xzadam]

31 people have killer alien vaginas!!!!

[SilentArtist269]

I've always wanted to work at a motel I'M TELLING THEM MOTHER, I'M TELLING THEM! LOL that was a weird voice.

[2vidman]

this was the first Mock the week i watched

[SuperChoco101]

Why are the top comments always the jjokes we just watched the clips --'

[CupCakeCrazy97]

I like how people laughed more at Ed Byrne not going up again than at the female comedian that was on just before.

[lholde333]

NINE TIL FIVE? NINE TIL FIVE? MY MEDICATION WEARS OFF AT THREE

[Gam3rTagger]

@lholde333 thanks for that, you are really helpful to the deaf community out there

[lholde333]

@Gam3rTagger welp, I didn't realise it was so socially unacceptable to highlight things I find brilliant. You're welcome, I do try.

[TheGreedyassassin]

(insert quote from video here for thumbs up)

[Bleue95]

"I was canoeing?" xD

[BIGFOOTNICK1]

bigfootnick1.tumblr.com

[rohanyamid]

anyone notice how all these topics end with a joke from frankie

[lholde333]

@rohanyamid not quite all, I have to point out-- "bad things to say when running for US president" ended with Ed Byrne. And his dance.

[DrifterUnreal3]

nice colour correction :)

[jazzzyy13]

To be fair, we'll get funnier comediennes in the future, I think that at the moment many are discouraged because it's such a male profession. I'd love to be a comedienne, but there just seems to be so much opposition!

[Colton8646]

@jazzzyy13 Maybe your just shit, most women are shit at comedy and you talk about periods.

[jazzzyy13]

@Colton8646 Better than talking about the normal brainless stuff men talk about and acting like you're hard when you are actually just being stupid. Btw, I don't talk about my periods... if you actually LISTENED to women you'd know that... duh!

You're one of the idiots I tend to block. Attacking someone you don't even know over YouTube? Yes, how clever.

[PunkiKidd98]

@jazzzyy13 Sorry, but you just made my day! :D

[jazzzyy13]

@PunkiKidd98 O...K... good good...

[PunkiKidd98]

@jazzzyy13 It was teh sarcasm...

[jazzzyy13]

@PunkiKidd98 You mean the sarcasm?

[PunkiKidd98]

@jazzzyy13 same difference...

[jazzzyy13]

@PunkiKidd98 Correct spelling.

[PunkiKidd98]

@jazzzyy13 Alright, keep your hair on, God. SOME people respect LOLCATS.COM. You have obviously never heard of it.

[jazzzyy13]

@PunkiKidd98 Nope, never. I have better things to do with my life. And how have I over-reacted? A spelling correction is hardly attacking your very soul.

[PunkiKidd98]

@jazzzyy13 I havent got time to argue with you. Arguing wasnt what Youtube was created for, and i doubt the viewers on this video are bothered about this argument. Just get over the fact that it was a typo, and it happens sometimes. You didnt need to correct me.

[jazzzyy13]

@PunkiKidd98 If you haven't got time, how come you replied to the comment? Logic...