Trapped in a Japanese Toilet

[sakuramiyakawa]

Well, my family put salt cones around the corners of the house to purify the area.. I don't know if it actually works but all i know is that is melts during the burning summers in tokyo and makes a mess LOL :D oh yeah I also heard that when it actually melts, that means it saved your life or there was a ghost in your house... something like that lol :D

[zancuda]

I just found a few news stories about elderly women stuck in bathrooms. Nothing from Japan though.

[zancuda]

Very interesting story! Makes me wonder what I should put in my bathroom to allow me to survive for 8 days. However, I have a window, so I guess that's the best thing!

[youknownoyuno]

And oh, I'm a folder. Why in gods name would you scrunch up toilet paper? I tried it once cuz I was in a hurry, the mess goes everywhere once it in inflates! I guess you're supposed to drop it right after you're done using it. I say that's a waste of good toilet paper!

[youknownoyuno]

I always check it to see if it's healthy shit or shitty shit.

I use it to determine if I'm eating too much junk food. lol

[jasin95]

I'm a guy, I look to see if I am constipated and sometimes stare in awe at how the thing got out of my butt without breaking. I fold when I feel like it.

[danpluso]

I look and I fold. I look for health reasons. You can tell a lot about your health based on your crap.

[slaiyfershin]

how do you clean the bathroom with only a toilet bowl there

[zigq8vc0]

cercl

[VegaMC]

i'm a guy, and yes, i look there every time i'm done. why? i dunno, to make sure everything is ok, i guess

[OtakuViking]

一体何だこれは@22.sec

ビクターさんはロリコンかよｗｗ



[CallistoKumo]

Oh my word. When the video started and I heard the trickling water... I thought bad things. I was like, "Ewwww Victor, what the hell?!" Glad I was mistaken.

[lifeCinematic]

Folder Looker. I think things like shape, consistency, and color tell us subconsciously how our body is doing. I don't really think about, I just look anyway.

[clebrane]

Very interesting story!

I do look...just to make sure it's all good.

And I fold...which sometimes ends up in a crumple...a frumple.

[eskimobill4575]

i crumple and i look i didnt use to but one day i forgot to flush the toilet and my grand father may he rest in peace came out and said DAMM that was a big shit was that you right in front of my entire family he then showed them how big it was with his hands and how thick LOL so now every time i go i check to see if its big and sometimes it reminds me of him odd i know but the story was always a good laugh

[Hikosaemon]

In primary school, I had a teacher who was also a volunteer fireman - told us never to put toilet blu things in our toilets, because in a quake, the toilet was the best available source of stored water at any time in the house. I don't know what kind of training they make those firefighters do...

Fold and look baby, fold and look... Why wouldn't you?

[maxX10114]

Crumple baby

[ebonknight]

Epsom Salt is good for soaking in and probably Bath salts as well. Coarse rock salt could be substituted, I guess. Germany has toilets that have a shelf so your poo sits there so you can inspect it before you flush it down. I look to make sure there is no blood or anything in my stool. I am a folder..lol

[Laura17T]

hahaha.... at first I thought you were making pipi hahaha... Next thought was "fix that toilet"

Anywho........ as a mother of two, not only I look at my poo, but I check theirs too.

Poo can give you lots of details if something is wrong (sick) inside.

Yeah, that story was really something. Sad too.

[isuckatguitar12]

I like roll down the toilet paper until it folds over itself like twice on the floor (unless the floor is dirty) then I rip it off and roll it up into a ball. I just want a thicker layer of TP, I don't want to like... feel the details of my... place. *shivers*

[junkyardmonkie]

I look and crumple.

I don't know why I look, but I did think about it for a bit. As weird as it sounds, I think I like to see if it looks like what I expect it to. I guess I want to see if it looks like it felt.

Also if it was big, I want to see how big a poop I can hold at once. An odd subject but people usually appreciate honesty.

[Dexcyn]

Why would you fold?

I crumple and then i look on the paper to see that there's nothing left in my !@#% :)

I don't look in the toilet i just flush :P

[weeshuggy]

Folder here. I look to make sure everything is okay down there. Your bowel movements give good indications of general health.

[joelmb1000]

Yeah after I drop a Brown Bomb I check it out just cause I'm curious to see how big it is.....what, don't judge me.

[Kepahl]

scruncher and checker. Why? Scrunching is faster. Checking to see how awesome the turd was. Sometimes it is surprising to see something really long and solid but it felt quite short when you were letting it out. The elements of surprise.

[naughtymachinegun]

i fold i whipe i look i flush

[TokyoBrando]

lol pooping sounds :)

[OnigiriQQQ]

1. yes take some look, especially when it gets unusual so at least I can get some clue of my health condition.

2. I crumple, then I fold ne..

btw what a styled full of toys bathroom you got dude

[Syrick]

Looking at the poo, yeah I guess, good to know if there are any problems like blood and such. Same with the paper.

Fold first couple times, then scrunch.

[alicethetroll]

nice story - vulgar ending...

[Oram22]

i look and i fold

[TheMOshowtime]

i look i think its the automatic curiosity of damn i must have just dropped a big one and it ends up being a flake lol man hahahaha im a folder and also use dispensable wipes extra clean

[Mr1FineDay]

Why is there a Get Shorty picture in the bathroom.

[TheTimonium]

wow flying pig! :)

[danballair]

y r u graying so fast? ur stressing a lot even though u only make yt videos for a living?

[brokenchopstickz]

1) of course i take a look after im done dropping couple mean gangsters

2) nope i dont fold or crumple, i air dry

[gfan0080]

1) yes

2) i don't fold nor crumple, so HA! i just pull and wipe

only in youtube can you get people to talk about what they do after they take a dump

[schitzophrenicJesus]

I've noticed there is some kind of correlation between folding and not looking

[djduelkeentokers]

i dont look....... and definitely a folder.

But the real question is, do you install the toilet paper roll with the paper on the front side, or backside?

[Jinelle0212]

what a story 8D

i know i should be crying or something but i'm more like laughing^^'

[KansaiJesse]

Hmm, where to start?

I look. Why? B/c when Im not being a ryuugakusei I work in a hospital laboratory, I can spot if things are wrong. Plus, I think it is common nature to look.

Fold, it saves toilet paper.

3 other things.

1) Totally thought you were taking a piss.

2) I am on vacation in Korea visiting a friend, and miss the heated seats.

3) Thanks for the depressing ending of the story.

Merry Christmas!

P.S. My toilet has a spray and bidet option, very nice, very clean!

[zootier]

I do check. Cause sometimes the load is so thick that I think I gave birth to something...

[edtomorrow]

I had a video somewhere that would have gone well as a response for this from my days in Germany... Im still looking...

[mohawkgarry]

I'm a looker yeah. but it's a health thing for me, I mean if there's blood there I'm in trouble...

And Scruncher too...

[magneticmax]

im a crumpler and i do look because the hole process amazes me and disgusts me

[FantasticBabblings]

I do not check my poop. I am a folder. Your bathroom could be a studio apt in NY.

[rav05pimpin]

I always take a look to seed if it is worthy of being my best shit of the week and I scrunch

[sekoha]

I look to see what colour it is, because you can tell if you are healthy, etc...

I scrunch, because I am in a hurry often.

[Ido013]

I thought the water sound was you peeing.

Wow nice story!

I don't specially look, but I have to get up and break it before flushing (our toilet always get blocked otherwise). I'm a folder, I believe in efficient use of TP.

[RayneyNight]

I am a folder, female, and I do look. The reason why is, well, I just always have, you can tell alot about your health by what you leave behind lol

[iwantagoodnameplease]

good use of meters.

[FunLovingCriminals77]

how cold does it get thr

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@FunLovingCriminals77

It's like NYC.

[ElevenColors]

Google for "トイレに閉じこめられた６３歳女性、８日目救助　訴え届いた日、母は天国に旅立った" and you'll find the story.

[YankaRonin]

Salt is usually used to absorb excess air moisture indoors, bacause the more humid the air, the better all the smells are felt.

[WatashiKanashii]

I have mastered the art of doing a hand stand while taking a shit! ^___^ i bundle the paper up, cause i work at a hotel resort and i get all the free tp i want lol ^^

[thesachiba]

aw thats a sad story.

[DudeFlu57]

whats with the shells i the sink toilet thing

[Antboss76]

I'm a folder and I do look. But is it just me or do any of you look at the spot on the tissue that you used to wipe your bunghole with to see how much residue is left on it lol. I'm sure others do this though to determine when they can stop wiping lol.

[HesDaryl]

@Antboss76 yeah but im pretty sure people are to embarassed to admit it lol

[jjfudigg]

1.i look to see how big of a dump it is

2.fold

[bboyDTrayn]

dude, always check the evidence especially when u have a bumhole spitting dump- it gives you the satisfaction when you see your entire digestive track is cleared! and for the toilet paper thing never crumple or fold too much wasted time and paper. just measure like 5 sheets, wrap them around your hand and you have a perfect square every time lol! i'm usually in there for no more than 3 minutes!!!

[MyHugestFan]

I'm colorblind, so sometimes when i have diarrhea i stand there staring at the toilet before flushing trying to figure out if there's blood there.

[DasStack]

1.) I look. Want to get an idea of how much waste I make. Once in awhile I amaze myself.

2.) I naturally fold. Bunching never occurred to me.

[anwahi]

If you still need it, I emailed you a link to the story. I look (to see if I let out a new record breaker) and I fold.

[maxINaus]

I actually stand up to wipe. I never mastered how to wipe while sitting down. And yeah, you got to take a quick look, just to make sure your shit isn't green or something. It's a medical thing.

[AngeDeJmusic]

folder

[ferbilkers]

crumpler!

[drewnetwork]

I'm thinking there's a movie deal in the works. I'd produce it tomorrow. I can't think of a cheaper thriller to produce.

[SmigaOne]

"And it get's even better"... Not what I expected :(

[Gimmeabreakman]

@SmigaOne

Yeah, I meant in the world of IRONY. But.. yeah.. not the best choice of words.

[1acroyear1]

1. Well, of course I look. I don't put the seat down right after I'm done and I have to see where the handle is, so I end up seeing it anyway. But I only really examine it if something didn't feel right..

2. I use wet paper towels, but I do fold.

[anothertalkinghead]

Great story. Love stuff like that.

1. Always look. Can't help it.

2. Fold, most definitely.

What about the over or under on the toilet paper roll question? Over is the only way to go.

[Demoras]

I'm actually a roller too, like Sincrol :)

And yes, I look at my stool. After churning out a good one it's satisfying to look at the product of my hard work!

[draggt03]

1. Yes ive looked before but i try not to.

2. I do both >><

weird questions......

[Yazora]

shit now i'm depressed

[Cloud3204]

It would have been hilarious if you got trapped. Not that I want you to die or anything...

[Gimmeabreakman]

@Cloud3204

Damn! That is a great idea!

[worldtravel101]

@Gimmeabreakman thatd be a longass video #LOL

[iceblade05]

@Gimmeabreakman hey victor, have you seen ray mears anywhere?, i think i last saw him in the bathroom xD

[ThorsDecree]

1) yes. No idea why... omoshiroi kara ka na...?

2) folder

[Oniphire]

Apparently I've posted too much lately & it gave me a captcha test with a hyperlink that said "Can't read?" How nice of them to provide written help for the illiterate. >.<

[Oniphire]

1) Yes. It's just always better to check that everything's normal.

2) I'm a roller like Sincrol.

[hayatotheninja]

No, and a folder.

[MANNY100123]

Yes but only to make sure its completely flushed away...

I either fold or crumple, depending whether I'm feeling lazy or not...

[SkeenBot5000]

haha, thought at the beginning there by the sound of the water that you were taking a piss massive piss.

[Shikari21]

Folder, and hells yeah you look! You have to know what it looks like :D

[bleh17]

Yes and folder :).

[bassbacke]

Cool flying pig you got there.

[DavePerry2012]

Looks like an airplane bathroom.

[ohbuddyiliketowatch]

roller, always look and i frickin love your vids :)

[Newkya]

1. Yes - But its covered in toilet paper so nothing to see.

2. Folder

[ryudo2052]

Oh we have that picture of the dog pulling the girl's panties on our bathroom too :D

[MrPointless]

Perhaps epson salt?

[mcjangles]

im a folder and yah i always look to make sure nothings wrong with it. i think this story is pretty interesting cause it's like if the mother died earlier than the daughter would have as well... kinda makes you think maybe there's a reason for everything. who knows... :P

[foxyoukai13]

Crumberler Upperler XDD

Actually I sorta roll it first (I guess like Sincrol) but then I scrunch it up.

[MrMawie89]

For sure i check it, and i would recommend it to everyone else ^^ . I dont like those toilets where your poop just falls into the water und you cant see it anymore .

Seriously: For health reasons, always check it!

Second Question: Folder

[Mikej1592]

amazing story.

answer one, yes I always look, health reasons, got to check for color and for proper digestion, if its black and or dark red you got problems, I always look since I was a kid for health reasons.

Answer two, folder.

[trnjulcica]

I want a heated toilet made of gold, like that Hong Kong guy.

[mrotaku869]

I do look down before i flush i have no idea why though, i suppose its to make sure I'm not bleeding down there. which has happened before that was a scary and slightly painful day. also I'm a roller

[sexysisa]

speaking of water, is it safe to drink the water from the kitchen faucet in Japan??? Do they have purifying stations where you can buy water in gallons?

[Travmapunk]

"The mother DIIEES!!!" (+stupid smile)........o_O Wut a prick... Unsubscribed!

[Ishidasouken]

oh yeah, I always look. Because obviously, something could be wrong with you, health-wise, and your poop obviously can have signs.

Imagine blood would come out, you have something you don't feel otherwise, and you never look and never see it.

[KpopxIsxLuv]

I always lose a few pounds after I take a particularly big one ( yea, I weigh myself lol)

I almost never peek cause I get grossed out really easily.

And I'm a folder. ^__^

[Ishidasouken]

glad I am not the only ones with posters and pictures in the bathroom

I mean you gotta look at something while doing your business, right ? :D

[iiYukiko]

Hmm.. Reading the comments.. Woaah!

Your face when you mention the dead mother...

[vanekPI]

of course i look after taking a crap.  i dunno why mentally, but i know by looking at it. you can tell if you are constipated, or if something else is wrong with your digestive system.

[bukshotaz]

scrunching a $100 bill would be an insult thats why i fold...

[dominicdit]

crumpler. and i look because I am a creep. and I pooped while watching this lol

[5arah1]

i'm a roller as well however i don't use the smooth end. i roll then take it off of my hand and turn it so the loops are up and use it that way. i never look unless it stinks which admittedly is every time.

[z0madness0z]

I'm a roller and I take a peek to see if I'll need the plunger. ;D

[109mytiger]

I need heated toilet sheet , in case !

[HotPocketEXE]

I always give my stool a glance because it's a good indicator of how your diet is going and if your system is regular.

And I fold.

[TheBlayzinAsian420]

The water running made me think he was takin a leak while filming lol I was like wtf??? lol

[ozzy78]

Toilet vloggers unite! That story was awesome!

Answers to your question...

1. yes I look to make sure there is no blood. I am paranoid about colon cancer, no idea why.

2. I fold. The reason...not sure, maybe i don't like the chaos of crumpling.

[rox711]

The flowing water's so noisy! And you have a furry toilet seat cover! o_O

[angelix]

@rox711 At least it's better than a toilet seat cover in the shape of Santa's face. lol

[kad3t]

LOL! ^_^ A real 究極の選択 Victor. ^_^

I look so to check if there's no aliens in it. LOL! ^_^ Don't know why really, just something that happens... And yeah, I'm a folder. ^_^

[jmilco]

What a great story! Kind of sad too.

I don't intend to look.. but sometimes I do without thinking. Haha!

[eqilibrium]

wow, i thought my bathroom was small ;) sure i Look. Folder lol.

[kumasuke1]

I love them heated seats. My families toilet has a freaking mini library in there, its awesome. btw, I take a look and fold the paper (:

[TheShortStory]

I'm definitely a folder. And I do take a look some of the time. Not sure why I ever started, but it's a good way of keeping track of your health. That's how I justify it anyways.

[dk666at]

European folder here.

Of course I look at it. I want to make sure it looks healthy. If the consistency is bad over many days, I might need to re-think about the stuff I eat. If there's blood in it, I might need to go see a doctor.

And of course, I want to see the size and guess the weight. If it's impressive, I weigh myself, too, and imagine taking the dump made me weigh less :D

[calzagheisthebest]

when you shit you leave micro particles flying about. they'll inevitably land on all your stuff in there. i guarantee that piggy bank from toy story will be covered in it, shit, that is.

[Degenskonto]

Folder.

If I were to get closed in on the toilet id prolly get angry and kick it down... Atleast if it was my own door.

[Gimmeabreakman]

@Degenskonto

Try doing that when you're a 63 year old Japanese woman.

[NiekG]

@Gimmeabreakman I thought everyone in Japan had a black-belt in Karate! My whole image of the country down the drain!

[Degenskonto]

@Gimmeabreakman I was thinking about now, not when I become a 63 yo woman.

[ZeakwildfireAB]

i check my poop ever since my dog was a puppy and had worms and pooped out noodles in the yard. i'm terrified of getting a tape worm or something lol.

[Gvuz]

Oof, I would hate doing my business in such a tiny place D: But I would get used to it quickly i guess.

1.) Yes I do. For many reasons. A) OMG that was inside me!? How does that even fit there!... Maybe... *Dirty thoughts* B.)Poop is testament of what goes through your body. Color and other details can tell you stuff about your health. I only know a little color.

2.) I fold. Much more neat and better cleaning. I like to use wipes most of the time though. They clean and feel more thorough.

[misterbearbe]

Sometimes I look at my poo because they say its important to look at it to know if anything is wrong with your body.

I fold my paper because I'd prolly get poo on my hands I'd crumple it up? I dunno seems messy

[cheyomi]

well i'm a girl... so i won't answer your 1st question but for the second, i roll it around my hand, then crumple it. no idea why. heh.

[LosBats]

CERCL

[alexallen1000]

1) Yes

2) Folder.

[MageThief]

I look, want to see if its ok, you can see if you are ok by looking at it :)

I am a folder, nice and tidy to clean the shit.

[stufastback]

Yeah, I check. Crumple. Have you ever used paper towels because you ran out of toilet paper?

[1980xardas1980]

Hell yeah, I do look at the business.

I think it s because I'm quite proud of the work done by my body for me^^

I usually fold but I have to share this one with all of you.

This german guy has the ultimate technique ^_-

on 0:45 he starts to explain and just watch his gestures and you'll know whats the deal, so check it out.

youtube.com/watch?v=mKjBtFw_s3­k

thumb up, so that everybody may see this

[Stahlherz]

I'm a fold'er xD

[Sincrol]

if course i look, to see if there is nothing wrong... one time when i was a kid, my shit had blood on it... since then, i always look at it.

and im a ROLLER.. i roll the paper on my hand. :)

[Gimmeabreakman]

@Sincrol

A roller! Wow! You must be new breed! What were your parents?

[Sincrol]

@Gimmeabreakman :o!

i just wrap my hand with paper. :)!

nothing spacial about it! XD

[angelix]

@Sincrol I'm a roller too!

And it's pretty normal for people to look...hehe.

[Sincrol]

@angelix Roller gang!

[neodos1]

Great story a bit sad...

Folder, and yeah I don't know why but I check, I guess you can tell if you're healthy or not and make sure its clean.

[gothicmuffinofdoom]

Why do I here that question a lot lately?

[ExodusofRa]

i look and both crumple and fold

[ExodusofRa]

@ExodusofRa i check for ya know like blood and stuff, gotta stay on top of that to stay healthy

[benjippoi]

yeah gotta check if that baby is nice n healthy, i'm a scruncher

[Gimmeabreakman]

@benjippoi

Really? Some people say you are an urban legend.

[RobotManGreg]

I check it, probably to make shore it is clean or I have to clean after myself.

[japanarchist]

i can't understand why anyone would not look. There's important info in there

[Viccyvictor]

Folder ;p. And I do check out if the toilet looks clean.

[ViktorBluhme]

Last month, a 69 year old woman was found alive after being trapped for 20 days in a bathroom in Paris :(

[Rekkie88]

@ViktorBluhme Funny. Becuse you die in like 12-13 days if all you have to live on is water.

[pornsterwoot]

great story. Did not understand why you mentioned the salt, though. did she eat it?

[Furyotic]

@pornsterwoot i remember a movie where poor repressed people survived off mostly water and sea salt, i think it was off a movie about ghandi. but yeah table salt has iodine added which is a necessary mineral for humans to live so she probably ate it.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@pornsterwoot

Apparently yes! She ate it!

[ScottyM9991]

I wasn't wondering what you were doing in the bathroom. I was wondering why you had a flying pig and ocean shells in the sink. Is this because if you were locked in the bathroom you would not be bored. That is a good story.

[Sugartalker]

Wow! That is an amazing story! Heated toilet? I didn't know that there was such a thing. What is the reasoning behind that. Is it simply for comfort? I fold my paper. I rarely look at it. I can barely pick up my little dogs poop without dry heaving lol.

When I was in Germany I noticed that the average toilet paper is way thivcker than ours. It was like our north American 4ply is Germany's 1ply.

[wonderpope]

I thought you were peeing in the beginning :D

[joshNgab]

who the hell scrunches i cant see why they would do it it makes no sense to try and wipe ur behind with a ball of toilet paper i usually look and if its a big one i check afterwards to make sure it went down, seeing as once it didnt and i never heard the end of it LOL

[poopistation]

wow ... 8 days in a toilet must be tough but better than 8 days in a small room without a toilet. :/

to answer your question:

i do take a look. mainly because of dieting and medical reasons i guess.

i'm a folder and i've never heard of crumpler-uppers ... but i'm very picky when it comes to how many layers my toilet paper should have. like there are people who use one-layered TP and wipe with only one sheet. that can't be good.

or newspapers ... god don't ever wipe with newspapers!

take care

[Hansithe1]

hah..

Im a folder, im scared that if you just cumple it up, youd get poop on your hands...

and i sometimes take a look.. Its a good thing to examine your poop (from a safe distance) so if you get some sort of weird ass poop, or worms in it, you can go to the doctor...

[sonyofsamsung]

I'm a folder and I do check it out because if it looks nasty I'm proud!

[WolfHavenXIII]

A folder because Twas drilled in my head from a young age, and I dunno it's just something that happens. It's kinda like when men inadvertently stare at attractive women lol.

[qiranger]

That's a crazy story! The bathroom is much like my old ones back in the US. I guess the toilet/sink is a nice space saver.

1) TP goes over the top.

2) fold it

3) Of course I take a look. All those years as a NA have it drilled into me. S/M/L/XL BMs!

[DarthKalia]

I don't look, since I clean shit (pun intended) up before, so there's always paper in the way even if I wanted to take a sneak peak. Oh, and I'm a folder. Neat-o.

[EvilBproductions]

everyone checks out their poop

[Rhyminggaijin]

what is a folder and a crumple upper ??

i do look , to make sure its healthy :)

[nielswolfgang]

lol, at first I thought the noise of the toilet was you taking a leak . Cool story though, thanks for sharing. I want a heated toilet!

[bundangbear]

Salt is used as a basic disinfectant--gargle, mosquito bites.

Victor, did you know old toilets in Germany have a ledge in the bowl for the specific purpose of examining one's stool?

[Gimmeabreakman]

@bundangbear

I'm sorry but I have trouble believing that. Link please!

[bundangbear]

@Gimmeabreakman Well, apart from my personal experiences in Germany, I'll send you a link from der Spiegel.