conan with arnold pushing the wheel. or slaves working their damndest on pushing pulling something heavy. thats what this song reminds me of, slaves rising.
Normally I'd wake up with an erection, but after leaving this music on all night I found that my erection was no more... Due to the odd nature of my finding, I proceeded to investigate. Moments shortly, I had heard from the news of a thunderous beam shooting up into the sky, following a warm condensation of 100 mile radius. Invariably, this strange condensation happened to unfertilized all men, while impregnating all women with future successful children who will go to college.. mystery solved
man, studying is OKAY while listening to two steps from hell, but it'd just be so much more epic if a the text was narrated for me while the music played...oh MANN i'd take awesome notes xD taking dramatic and epic pen strokes, turning of pages and flipping of papers xD orchestrating every move to the beat of the music ;o
a dislke...; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (obviously they were so absorbed into this epic song that they weren't paying attention to which button they were pushing. I forgive you. But DON'T let it happen again.)
@divinesleeper ehm... you must be good at jumping, my house is situated about 100 yards from the closest house, but with two steps from, nothing is impossible ;)
@27suf nah, kronos was defeated by all three brothers not just zues. though i'm not sure on whether they ate him or did they just seal him in tartarus
@JaguarsClaws Kronos was the guy eating his children and cuting up his father. He was just loked up. But Zeus defeated him alone, cause like I said, Zeus' siblings were eaten by Kronos.
@JaguarsClaws first of all. All gods that aren't in the tartarus are on the Olympus, and second he's the leader because he's got the lightning on his side, which allows him to control all the other gods, including Titans etc.
@27suf what i meant was that zeus sits in the throne, the other brothers live in their respective territories unless there is a meet. posiden the sea and hades the underworld,. otherwise most of the other olympians remained in Olympus.
@JaguarsClaws Yes that's true. But there were more than two brothers of Zeus. Hestia, Hades, Poseidon, Demeter, Zeus, Hera, Athena, Apollon, Artemis, Hermes, Dionysos, Hephaistos, Ares, Aphrodite. And only two of them don' live on the Olympus.
@27suf WHAAAAAT? Zeus defeted him alone?... It's was Hades, Poseidon and Zeus along with the cyclops and the other olympians... and other creatures i dont' remember their names, but they had 50 heads and 100 arms.
By the ways Kronos just cut off his father penis, Zeus and his brothers chopped him into 1000 pieces (Kronos). Zeus made his father vomit his siblings to fight him (and the titans) when they were adults.
i think god or the alliens came before anything existed and invented Two Steps From Hell and billions of years later the humans arrived and found a cassette with a ticket with the following writings on it: ''only gods may hear this tunes''. The ambition of the human race couldnt stand it and invented the cassette player and heard it... since that moment the greatest music was born for us, the human race
@samsung123ify Oh god, don't bring up that poor excuse of an ancient greek pro wrestler around here. I can't stand that man. He's not badass enough to even be mentioned in the same sentence as a TSFH song.
@seraphiniadroid For me it makes doing homework epic. Lol I actuallly finish my homework (and quickly too) when I listen to TSFH and like.... Hans ZImmer and stuff.
@GodofChookie If only people would sometimes realize what humans are truly capable of :P Insteaf of labeling this as "nonhuman" maybe it's time for a change, realize our own capabilities, no? :D That does certainly feel a lot better than just pushing it over on some fiction, indeed it does, yeah
@EatMoreCrayons you didn't realy get what I intended to say. People can create such amazing work it's godlike. In conclussion: Humans are their own gods. We create and destroy both beautyfull and ugly.
The awkward moment when TSFH comes on and you jizz everywhere!!!
tayto64 5 days ago in playlist two steps from hell youtube
roleplaying never felt so fudging awesome in my life.
manga0RULES 1 week ago
The song ends so we can listen to other TSFH music.
Graystripe343 3 weeks ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Nick Phoenix & Thomas J. Bergersen
WHAT THE HELL, WHY DOES THIS SONG END!
WolfDemon1314 3 weeks ago 4
conan with arnold pushing the wheel. or slaves working their damndest on pushing pulling something heavy. thats what this song reminds me of, slaves rising.
EclipseHedgehog 3 weeks ago
@psydroped i just wish all thier songs were longer... cause they're all friggin EPIC!!
thegameace87 1 month ago
this is so epic i got an erection. -.-
pozzezzedteddybear 2 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Nick Phoenix & Thomas J. Bergersen 2
This is the theme when Kronos must change time and history to save the universe and everything from falling into a paradox.
itm426 2 months ago
Zeus and Hades disapproves
hurisija 2 months ago 2
lol studying whilst listening to this music often makes me pick up my ruler and duel against an imaginary assassin
Gianni2310B 2 months ago 6
This will be my new ringtones on my new Samsung Galaxy S II tomorow :-) Merry EPIC Christmas with that song from Czech Republic !
TheNodrik 2 months ago 3
hell*
jamesramiez 2 months ago
look like 1 man dont like to go to help yes?
jamesramiez 2 months ago
Normally I'd wake up with an erection, but after leaving this music on all night I found that my erection was no more... Due to the odd nature of my finding, I proceeded to investigate. Moments shortly, I had heard from the news of a thunderous beam shooting up into the sky, following a warm condensation of 100 mile radius. Invariably, this strange condensation happened to unfertilized all men, while impregnating all women with future successful children who will go to college.. mystery solved
v4virtuoso 2 months ago
@v4virtuoso ?
KREW32392 2 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Nick Phoenix & Thomas J. Bergersen
Uranus disliked this video.
poloisbored 3 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Nick Phoenix & Thomas J. Bergersen
@poloisbored and Zeus cause this is so epic :P
hurisija 2 months ago
man, studying is OKAY while listening to two steps from hell, but it'd just be so much more epic if a the text was narrated for me while the music played...oh MANN i'd take awesome notes xD taking dramatic and epic pen strokes, turning of pages and flipping of papers xD orchestrating every move to the beat of the music ;o
chidoriookami 3 months ago in playlist Two steps from hell 2
@chidoriookami hell yes! this is the ONLY way i can get any homework done haha
hmmmmmify333 3 months ago in playlist Two Steps From Hell - Power of Darkness
this song is really good !!!
two steps from Hell is a very good group !!!
the6emeboss 4 months ago
a dislke...; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (obviously they were so absorbed into this epic song that they weren't paying attention to which button they were pushing. I forgive you. But DON'T let it happen again.)
SupreMasterofDragons 4 months ago
i love listening to this song when i'm in the toilet...EPICness for my HARDship....mwahahahahahaha
BlessForMe13 4 months ago
This theme screams"SOLDIER ON,BITCHES!!"
bama2830 4 months ago
I wonder what the creators of these songs think of all the epic comments.. ^^;
DC111mg 5 months ago 3
It makes doing hw feel like a pirate battle
lonewanderer01 5 months ago
No dislikes? I can fix that... Wait... It actually seems I can't, my computer won't allow me to click the dislike button, this song is just too epic.
CashCowBob 5 months ago in playlist Two Steps From Hell 8
@CashCowBob There is a dislike button?
moocows111111 5 months ago 28
@moocows111111 I think he hacks youtube.
Deisy5086 5 months ago
sex to my ears.
JoeOf91 6 months ago 4
where the hell do i find these albums? GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!!!
fotsieman 6 months ago 7
@fotsieman in HELL!!!!!
AlexMercerConsumptio 5 months ago
man u guys are the greatest hell musicians i've ever seen
MegaJuliyan 6 months ago 6
there is only one good reason this is so epic angeles creted this song=)
flourylist 6 months ago
omg! i think i saved the world!!! hahaha..
xxGooGooGaGaxx 6 months ago 2
They will be two steps from hell if they dont give gods his Ipod back :/
mikkel3009 6 months ago 2
notice there are NO dislikes? :D
ChelseCreek84 7 months ago 6
This song is stuck in my head all day. So says ~ Kronos.
Oldenyouth 7 months ago
putting on pants have never been this epic before
Morzy96 7 months ago
this song made my slinky a weapon of the god of death
MrRazot 7 months ago
Two Steps from Hell Makes every movement I take feel epic...
smit488 7 months ago
E- EAT EPIC BURGER WITH THIS EPIC MUSIC!
P- PWN NOOBS EPICLY ON HALO WITH THIS EPIC MUSIC!
I- GO TO SCHOOL LISTENING TO THIS EPIC MUSIC!
C- CLASSIC FPS GAMES ARE AWESOME WITH THIS MUSIC!
DIVOTMOVIES 7 months ago
Kronos would almost come out of Tartarus for this...
666metalviking666 7 months ago
play fire fight on halo to this song and i promise you will have a boner the whole time
xxskater863xx 7 months ago
Kronos is the king of titans, father to the gods and very very EVIL! Just so people knows.
Good song, but still can't beat "To Glory".
MrWow1wow 7 months ago 4
I'm gonna fight Darth vader in SW the force Unleashed with that song.
Geekreg 8 months ago
@edwardcullen90
why would anyone have that kind of slave mentality?
khatack 8 months ago
The things I would do to this music.
azimiballer 8 months ago
I would ride a black stallion in the storming rain to this music.
CowNamedMuffin 8 months ago 3
._.
BaNJoFLaX 8 months ago
I turned into a dragon, and I was fighting a werewolf in slow motion.
libbyferrell1 8 months ago 4
i was playing with my pocket knife and then wished it was a broad sword...... is that healthy?
McWiggleClan 8 months ago in playlist TSFH playlist 4
for some reason from 1:02-15 it sorta sounds like a batman begins sound track. But i do like it though =)
elhaitianosensasiona 8 months ago
@elhaitianosensasiona its not who i am, its what i do that defines me :] yer it sounds like it! :D
CyberGod66 8 months ago
1:41 <3333
ikbeneenzeldafan 9 months ago 2
I can swear it, last night i heard a voice from the sky, it was:
Were is my damn iPod!?
Mordrenze 9 months ago 60
@Mordrenze the angels do not use apple they use orange ;)
bonethugfan 3 months ago
@Mordrenze yeah that was me, i lost it on your roof while jumping from house to house, listening to this. Sorry about that.
divinesleeper 3 months ago 3
@divinesleeper ehm... you must be good at jumping, my house is situated about 100 yards from the closest house, but with two steps from, nothing is impossible ;)
Mordrenze 3 months ago
@Mordrenze iPod? tsss.iGod!
Fangornmmc 2 months ago 3
made with Thor Hammer xD
62Kazuma 9 months ago
What is that salty substance coming out of my eyes? WHAT IS IT??
champus1969 9 months ago in playlist MUSIC_Chris_Faves 3
if you upload a better quality version of this you will be responsible for the blowing of thousands of peoples minds if you haven't already.
kumagamesclan 9 months ago
WHERE can i buy their music??? TT^TT
Eleanara 9 months ago
why are you arguing about pointless crap? the music's good, why care about gods who were created to control a civilisation...
MichaelFGAU 10 months ago
Tried shaving while this was playing once.. it's just no use..
This is insta-beard music :O
KingHarkinian 10 months ago 4
@KingHarkinian XD roflmao, how true!
Juura99 9 months ago
*dramatically eats a piece of chicken to this song*
SomeNiceNameHere 10 months ago
Lords of Kobol do exist. Their descendants are the amazing people that made this godly music!
CatsRuleDogsAreTards 10 months ago
my gf suggeested havin sex to this O.o i was like " the planet would crumble"
MyUnicornprincess 11 months ago
@MyUnicornprincess now dont ruin the song with GoW
MrLuffy12345 11 months ago
@samsung123ify nonono. Prometheus is afraid of Kratos. Kronos is only beaten by Zeus.
27suf 1 year ago
@27suf nah, kronos was defeated by all three brothers not just zues. though i'm not sure on whether they ate him or did they just seal him in tartarus
JaguarsClaws 11 months ago
@JaguarsClaws Kronos was the guy eating his children and cuting up his father. He was just loked up. But Zeus defeated him alone, cause like I said, Zeus' siblings were eaten by Kronos.
27suf 11 months ago
@27suf oh you mean they came out after zues sealed kronos, hence hes the one sitting in olympus.
JaguarsClaws 11 months ago
@JaguarsClaws first of all. All gods that aren't in the tartarus are on the Olympus, and second he's the leader because he's got the lightning on his side, which allows him to control all the other gods, including Titans etc.
27suf 11 months ago
@27suf what i meant was that zeus sits in the throne, the other brothers live in their respective territories unless there is a meet. posiden the sea and hades the underworld,. otherwise most of the other olympians remained in Olympus.
JaguarsClaws 11 months ago
@JaguarsClaws Yes that's true. But there were more than two brothers of Zeus. Hestia, Hades, Poseidon, Demeter, Zeus, Hera, Athena, Apollon, Artemis, Hermes, Dionysos, Hephaistos, Ares, Aphrodite. And only two of them don' live on the Olympus.
27suf 11 months ago
@27suf WHAAAAAT? Zeus defeted him alone?... It's was Hades, Poseidon and Zeus along with the cyclops and the other olympians... and other creatures i dont' remember their names, but they had 50 heads and 100 arms.
By the ways Kronos just cut off his father penis, Zeus and his brothers chopped him into 1000 pieces (Kronos). Zeus made his father vomit his siblings to fight him (and the titans) when they were adults.
Lordar90 10 months ago
@27suf and @JaguarsClaws go to Wikipedia and read Greek Mythology zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
MrLuffy12345 10 months ago
hmm... i nothing comes in mind what STFH doesnt make epic :)
hepalamukala 1 year ago
i think god or the alliens came before anything existed and invented Two Steps From Hell and billions of years later the humans arrived and found a cassette with a ticket with the following writings on it: ''only gods may hear this tunes''. The ambition of the human race couldnt stand it and invented the cassette player and heard it... since that moment the greatest music was born for us, the human race
ConGluten 1 year ago
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MoreHumane 1 year ago
Part 0:00 - 0:19 Epically wake up at the crack of dawn
Part 0:20 - 0:49 Valiantly brush teeth, eat Spartan food, and flamboyantly wear trench coat
Part 0:50 - 1:08 March out of the house like a warrior
Part 1:09 - 1:40 Run up 10 fleet of stairs with a 50 pound briefcase
Part 1:41 - 2:13 Hear the roar of the train and madly dash with the wind waving your coat like a cape
Part 2:14 - 2:29 Bravely search for an open three seater to sit your epic ass down because you deserved it.
MoreHumane 1 year ago 49
@MoreHumane HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! :D
chukwuemeka23456 5 months ago in playlist More videos from Anikat
@MoreHumane
2:30 They put ur vest back on, give u ur medicine and take u back to the padded cell.
hasnbert555 5 months ago
@MoreHumane LoL ^-^ cool!Awesome
GoldenAngelDragon 3 months ago
Two steps from hell makes homework interesting
Stickman591 1 year ago 2
I really should be doing my homework...
AdmiralMajorMA421 1 year ago 2
@samsung123ify Oh god, don't bring up that poor excuse of an ancient greek pro wrestler around here. I can't stand that man. He's not badass enough to even be mentioned in the same sentence as a TSFH song.
Almalnum1 1 year ago
@Almalnum1 if not Kratos, then who? (and please, no idiotic Chuck Norris related commets.)
toasega 1 year ago
@toasega Hell no. I'm not that unoriginal. I'd go for Ezio. He's subtly badass. He knows how to wear the term.
Almalnum1 1 year ago 2
@Almalnum1 yeah, ok I can kinda see it, but I'd go more for Aragorn.
toasega 1 year ago
@Almalnum1 Damn, right. only HE can fall 12 ft deep on blank stone, and survive it nearly unharmed.
TheShirojii 1 year ago
@TheShirojii And land on his feet then proceed to walk forward and shoot a fat guy. Like the true bamf he is.
Almalnum1 1 year ago
tsfh front door: "masterpiece only"
whitemen02 1 year ago
Chaos>Ouranos>Kronos>Zeus>Lots and lots of heroes.=D HELL YEAH for Percy Jackson and their new series coming Srping 2011 =D
232Invoker 1 year ago 5
@skateprodigy3 my bad, disregard that
MasteroChieftan 1 year ago
@skateprodigy3 Kronos is a Titan
MasteroChieftan 1 year ago
@MasteroChieftan Specifically father of Zeus.
LieutenantAshler 1 year ago
@skateprodigy3 Name Kronos to Kratos. Ps3 game called God of war.
flamer41 1 year ago
@MrAwsomposum I have twenty three and a half. JK, don't have one. But that would be epic
KellyEJThompson 1 year ago
correct! xD
seraphiniadroid 1 year ago
Saving the humanity in 2 minutes 29 seconds....
AresPredator 1 year ago 4
i could watch a movie of words passing by the screen with this playing for hours
36567brad 1 year ago
Kronos? Heh. King of the Titans isn't worthy of such an epic score.
PyroManSP 1 year ago 2
this even makes eating potatichip EPIC!!!!!!!
seraphiniadroid 1 year ago 148
@seraphiniadroid lmao Death Note xD
VasoniiMoore 1 year ago
@seraphiniadroid just like Light does XD
Trohaga 1 year ago
@seraphiniadroid For me it makes doing homework epic. Lol I actuallly finish my homework (and quickly too) when I listen to TSFH and like.... Hans ZImmer and stuff.
Tpeta 1 year ago 2
@seraphiniadroid death note refrence?? xDD
lufifra 9 months ago
@seraphiniadroid try drinking milk out the carton which in and of itself is already epic.
steamkidsdad 9 months ago
@seraphiniadroid funny how i was also eating some while listenning to this O.O
katsumiizumi 7 months ago
@seraphiniadroid I totally just ate a bag with this on loop... And you're completely right. xD
2chrono 7 months ago
@seraphiniadroid HAHAHAHA xD lol :)
xHuRbUrTzZ 7 months ago
@seraphiniadroid 'Twas always epic. See "I'll take a Potato Chip and Eat it"
Demonhornz 6 months ago 3
@MrAwsomposum No..I'm in a marching band, I don't own one, sorry for the confusion.
smolarek7890 1 year ago
This is something that my marching band should play.
smolarek7890 1 year ago
my fav from Power of Darkness
Yusthyna 1 year ago
So...you're sure Two steps from Hell is humans' work?
GodofChookie 1 year ago 202
@GodofChookie
The more time passes, the more I doubt it.
Mondisto 1 year ago
@GodofChookie No, this was Composed by the norse god 'Brage' of which was the god of Music and Mead.
KuroiTatsu70 10 months ago
@GodofChookie If only people would sometimes realize what humans are truly capable of :P Insteaf of labeling this as "nonhuman" maybe it's time for a change, realize our own capabilities, no? :D That does certainly feel a lot better than just pushing it over on some fiction, indeed it does, yeah
EatMoreCrayons 9 months ago 4
@EatMoreCrayons you didn't realy get what I intended to say. People can create such amazing work it's godlike. In conclussion: Humans are their own gods. We create and destroy both beautyfull and ugly.
GodofChookie 9 months ago
@GodofChookie
It's not.
We steal god's Ipod.
TheKillerDaniel 8 months ago
@GodofChookie I doubt it....Probably God sent them or someone or something out of this world.
zoidberg96913 6 months ago in playlist AAAAY my empire
One of the top 5 of Two steps from hell
Hunkyfish20 1 year ago 6
i hear all of the music from this album really great, i don't seem to be having the problems people here are having
akrock47 1 year ago
even if it is 96kbps video, its a damn epic 96kbpsv video :D
DoomDonut 1 year ago 2
u know its probably just that someone use like an audio recorder to record the song
amazing207 1 year ago