Jeremy Kyle: Scottish pinocchio girl

[ModeBeautee]

what a hottie man! if i had a guy like that i wouldnt even look at someone else!

[MrWearenotallequal]

@ModeBeautee So you openly admit you would ride the locals..... fucking slapper

[TheBendeans]

they have gotta be the cleanest people i have seen on this show?

[bax450]

He deserves better. Get a grip she will do it again.

[TeknikAlity34]

Damn. This guys better than Dr.Phil.

[hotbambi2010]

he turns me on so bad

[LampAndPancakes]

I wonder how being drunk effects the test... like, in some point of your mind you remember having sex but not when you're conscious...

[Blitzbok]

@LampAndPancakes Your mind has that information and will autonomously reveal the truth. Very few bodily functions are actually under our control. The vast majority of brain functions are, as said, autonomous. An interesting story though; on the same show there was a man that thought he could beat the detector by clenching his buttocks and holding his breath, lol!

[iclecodeeyx3]

why the fuck would anyone wanna cheat on him? is she blind?

oh..she's just a desperate dirty ugly slag.

he seems so decent..he can do so much better, SO much.

it's really easy to tell how angry & upset he was, bless him, he shouldn't be, shes a worthless skett.

just a shame she had to be pregnant with his baby, otherwise he'd go & make a baby with someone who is honest, decent, trustworthy & BEAUTIFUL..because he deserves that

[honorfrance7]

I watched this trashy theatre for less than four minutes. I can't understand how anybody could get any pleasure from seeing two simpletons getting their 15 minutes of fame by humiliating themselves on national TV. Kyle is a loathsome, unscrupulous wee turd shamelessly exploiting the feeble-minded in order to make an easy packet and a name for himself. It is also quite clear he's a sadistic, nasty and judgemental prick who enjoys inflicting shame on guileless sad individuals. Horrible sick TV.

[3219993]

slaggg!!!

[gledzuk]

a proppa scottish hore

[Carpediem72398]

I think the guy's really quite fit. Personally, if I were with him I'd never cheat.

[iclecodeeyx3]

@Carpediem72398 same!

[hotbambi2010]

@Carpediem72398 totally agree he is sexy

[BrianandLynFroggatt]

What an innocent faced little scrubber! And it's not said she's lied because of being shagged by the same person twice as JK asked about the 4 she slept with and 1 she kissed. She obv had more men than she's said, not just more sex with same blokes

[michael96686]

@jposh707 English in a Scottish accent.

[jposh707]

Is he...speaking English?

[TheLeannebooth]

His breathing is mad.

[hearditman]

She is such a liar, if she said good morning to me I'd think it was night and go to bed!

[JOTennisVideos]

LOL at "audience gasps"

[mcpills69]

i watched this one it was funny as hell

[mcpills69]

he must have a smaill cock lol

[MilkyOfficialChannel]

she needs to get run over

[JoanCollins2009]

iv shagged him

[MyAndo123]

I truly don't believe in lie detector tests....because after all how can a machine detect a lie if YOU believe it.

The host is a psycho. It doesn't matter how many, one is too many.

[TaKtiKaLNation]

@MyAndo123 If you believe, it's not a lie, you cant sleep with 70 bajillion people and sincerely believe that it was 45. Guilt is what sets it off.

[HandsomeNamed]

@MyAndo123

You've good reason to not trust lie detectors. Nervousness is what sets it off, which is assumed to be guilt. But there's a reason why lie detectors are inadmissible in court rooms; of all reasons to be nervous, dishonesty is ONE of them. There is no such thing as a lie detector. It's ridiculous that modern programs are peddling this myth.

[MyAndo123]

@HandsomeNamed agreed

[LittleMissMuseFan]

Why do these people TAKE the tests? Why not just admit it instead of be humiliated on TV?! Haha

[ricolikepal]

Women ALWAYS complain about how bad men can be. But women can be just as nasty, if not more so. Woman can use men so badly.

[peckerussell]

she sayin wen shes talkin to tht girl in the bak "he's ganne batter me"

[toasteroaster1234]

- HOW MANY

- 101 - 1 with the same person twice

audience - GASP

[96EricCantona96]

There's EVIL in her eyes.

[hornby4092]

Thank god there is subtitles on this vid as I couldn't understand what these haggis munchers were saying!

[dazaboy34]

@hornby4092 Fuck u u racist wanker, ure probably english scum

[hornby4092]

@dazaboy34 I'd say pot, kettle, black but you'd probably accuse me of being racist again. DUUUUHHHHHH

[dazaboy34]

@hornby4092 just watch braveheart u racist scum

[hornby4092]

@dazaboy34 Na Mr broken record I've seen it, Highlander is miles better

[ADonnyKenn]

@hornby4092 Simmer lassies, ye'r pretty the both ye. I mean, fuck's sake lad. There are wankers, and then there are wanker TROLLS. Drink a shandy, get yer hole and get the fuck fe this thread.

[hornby4092]

@ADonnyKenn Sorry, could you repeat that in English.

[MrStevieG67]

@hornby4092 He meant 'Fuck off and riot!' piece of English scum, away and ruin your shitty country and give us our independence.

[ADonnyKenn]

@hornby4092 If you insist.

I see it only took ye 3 minutes to decide ye'd rather cross words with a pure stranger than use your time creatively. But alas, your self esteem just doesn't buckle fuck for swash. I'd weep for cunts like you, were the lot of you not abased, virginal neds.

And no, you're not worth my time, but I do believe there's value in someone, such as myself, giving a biscuity, cousin fucking sassenach, such as yourself, a kick in the cunt in his own language every so often.

[bonzibonzibonzi1987]

@dazaboy34 what's watchin braveheart gonna dae?

[SanctiCaeli]

Not even a tear, bitch is shameless.

[beel79]

Forget the girl who cant keep her legs crossed. This guy is crushed.

[ConnorMufc1985]

A Nymphomaniac and a Chav wow what a combination ..,.. sounds like my ideal woman Lol

[runawaychild666]

proper dead behind the eyes slag

[Lishaaaaaaa]

Apart from the FIVE people? Slag.

[furyofthestorm]

that is the most guilty face you could ever see.

[GoVir4l]

pah! Her blank expression says it all - she's been a liar all her life probably - None of us here are perfect but she is just cold - no expression/remorse backstage either.

[Sawneyful]

It's mental how much they lay into people over the lie detector results, lots of people obviously lie after being proven to be lying, but 2 people in every 100 lie detector results are incorrect. JK has done over 500 shows, so that is up to 10 people who have been proven wrong.

[destrask]

@Sawneyful I see your point - but this cheating slut is so obviously a compulsive liar that would probably not tell the truth if her life depended on it.

[ConnorMufc1985]

@Sawneyful did you do maths at school ? if the test is 96% accurate then 4 people in every 100 lie detector results are incorrect , meaning at least 20 people have been proven wrong.

[NasalFloss]

@Sawneyful On one question, fair enough, but if they fail a series of questions, well, that's proof enough for me.

[DogsCantEatGrapes]

1:06 - That's what she said. o 3o

[JOOP60606]

The girls quite fuckable for a Jeremy kyle candidate.

[DogsCantEatGrapes]

@JOOP60606 Obviously true. Lol.

[dieselboy87]

wow they should use this as a training video for interrogators. this woman is showing pretty much every basic sign of a liar. excessive eye contact, worried/confused facial expression, excessive use of phrases like "i swear". the list goes on...... a dirty little liar indeed

[HonourboundProject]

Jeremy: It doesn't matter if its 4, 14 or 44

Alexis: Actually it was 444



[xMrBumBleBeex]

thats what you happen when you let them out the kitchen lol what a sket

[101skylark]

And that's why premarital sex is wrong

[KeiMeow]

@101skylark Regardless, even in marriage you can STILL get cheated on.

[Bille994]

@101skylark What a stupid thing to say...

[zRev1983]

Can't turn a ho into a housewife

[Nexxia]

Aw, James! Come to Canada, I won't break your heart!

[vincedoona1]

I was one of the fellas she slept with anyway,better get myself down to the clinic soon.

[Eknalos]

he is so hot, she's a bucket-fannyed slut

[kirmy1]

that guy has the patience of a saint, id smash her fuckin face in

[maisiedanodoo]

She looks like a female Macaulay Culkin only shes a dirty little scrubber who is taking advantage of over blokes image her in Home Alone she would be a drama queen where as Macaulay Culkin is serious when he acts and eventually enjoy's it she shouldn't just be "Home Alone" she should be living in the nearest rubbish bin she could find because she's a tramp and thats where tramps belong

[SixtyFourMan]

@maisiedanodoo Someone's taking Jeremy Kyle too seriously.

[coveneyr]

@maisiedanodoo Well said and well put!

[MrWiseburger]

dammit i thought she'd be made of wood and the boyfriend had only just realised

[xtallentzzx]

What a fucking blonde whore, Blinded by looks, This guy deserves better

[Christina16Renee]

Why would she cheat? He's sexy...has an accent and she has lazy eyes and an overbite...this bitch needs to sort out her life.

[spwhitephotoshop]

Jeremy Kyle is Vile

[6strawberryavalanche]

God she looks so rough :L obviously smoking the ganja..

[hmmmmyeahbaby22]

the title of this video is funny as fuck " scottish pinocchio girl " haha

[bonzilicke]

4% chance she never done it.... i really think she never :-P

[MrLiamantonyhoughton]

:aww that guys so cute he was so sad :( what a dick to cheat on sum1 that goodlooking!

[HARRI3T1]

Compared to the usual men on Jeremy Kyle, he is very good looking. He deserves a lot better.

[thenoblewar]

id slap that bitch silly till her baby comes out and cut her boobs off! and so yeah lifes hard

[TheTaylord69]

dirty dirty slumbitch.... if she is that ugly while emotional then imagine her cumming face.... uuuurrllggggg (sick in the mouth a little just thinking of such a dirty thought) poor kids

[mssaraxx1]

Aww I wish can give him a hug she is a whore! !

[SirRob7]

Her surprised face is like the expression that Rupert Grint wore constantly for the whole harry potter series

[hamishmovie]

"I know by that look, how many?"

(pans to her face, which is completely cross-eyed)

made me laugh hahaha

[Alba12349]

Lie detectors are bullshit but this whore was still obviously lying.

[superfastcuda99]

you can tell he wants to be a good dad, poor guy

[jackyC712644]

LMFAO first jeremy kyle show clip online on youtube i have seen with subtitles haha and trust it to be with scottish people lol however, having said that, i don't think they r tht hard to understand and its not coz i am in Scotland.

[lolwut1337n355]

Keep pressing 3. Bitch got a hidden vacuum cleaner.

[McTaminus]

i just want to hug him :(

[McTaminus]

ive been cheated on before and my god that hurts. but 5+?! Thats unforgivable

[telo141]

women.

[treeostat]

She's as good an actor as Macauley Culkin in Home Alone.

[DippShits]

@treeostat Except this bitch has never tried being "Home Alone"...

[markscott94]

@DippShits i laughed so much when i saw this!

[plumster80]

@DippShits lmfao :)

[hazuninga]

@DippShits ohhhhhhhhhh you fucking legend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rher08]

@DippShits in all honesty, i've had a shitty day.. this comment just got a good laugh out of me. well done, great respect.

[RoyalMVGReviewers]

@DippShits awww snap :D

[boxchamp4114]

@treeostat over 100 000 veiws , and you have the highest thumbs up on a comment you made... you are the man :)

[cappyshen]

@zioxic gayboy

[guydecervens]

That's can't be right because women never lie. They never lie about cheating. They never lie about being on the pill. They never lie about being raped. They never lie about loving a guy..... They are just sugar and spice and all things nice but men are evil abusers and rapists.

[maneatingtoilets]

Aaaahhhhh. Lie detectors are not accurate at all. They are educated guesses at best. There is no scientific evidence that backs up any considerable amount of validity.

[wblue74]

If that is 96% accurate, I am Michael Jackson.

[leomatosuk]

this guy is needy...such a fool

[OnVentUK]

lol what a mug, the four people you already know about :D

[SuperHardTrance]

@zioxic you again? Henry and Kyle sux :op

[rodders0223]

What a mug. Man the fuck up.

[TheKrazyKurtShow]

Poor dude, she is such a filthy cunt

[Lucielp456]

I'm Scottish. Not all of us are like that.

[carlotapuig]

These 2 Scottish guests have to be the 2 least ugly people ever in this show. They shouldn't invite so many English people and more people from other nations instead

[cleverandrew123]

@carlotapuig - Scottish people are virtually the same as English people, genetically.

[MrDizer10]

@cleverandrew123 No we're all ginger and wear kilts. The people in that video are obviously Welsh.

[eltubster14]

Jeremy Kyle is scum who takes advantage of vulnerable and slow people. Can't wait till the wanker gets whats coming.

[jasedragsta]

Step One: Turn on transcribe audio and watch from 1:15 - 1:23

Step Two: Laugh

[yanthestunning]

stab that bitch 

[supern4t]

Aww he seems rite nice all the nice guys get trapped with ugly fucking whores

[countaggalar]

cant trust them scottish whores moosh...

[MilkSkatesxx]

If my gf was sleeping around I would not want to be the father of the child. I wouldn't want anything to do with that whore by having a kid connecting us. ugh.

[fondoogle]

Actually felt sorry for that fella. Hope he pounded the blondes sister, mother and g-mar later on that night.

[VINNIEJONES10]

people are repeatedly stupid enough to doubt the lie detector, whhy on earth?!

[DanielBoa]

I thought he was gonna smash her face in at one point haha

[lollingtoon]

i swear....

how many?

james i swear...

how many??

james...

HOW MANY????

[jamesthunderful]

Jeremy Kyle fucks people life up and then takes the moral highground, what a dick.

[sammysyrett]

poor guy, what a whore

[BSEmadcow]

ugh she must be dripping down there

[WillyKelly90]

this is why i dont do birds anymore 95% are hoes

[karlskii]

@WillyKelly90 anymore? u turned gay or?

[mrinvincible2001]

maybe he's rly bad in bed? nah, tbh tho she's a slag he can do soooo much better. 

[mssaraxx1]

Bitch u dont deserve him he so sexy and sweet such a whore ahh poor James

[xCF26]

feel dead tight on the guy he good job he now knows the truth and that bitch wont ruin his life no more

[ZenPapageno]

Blokes are debating the validity of the polygraph from Edinburgh to Glasgow.

[104TangoEight]

You can't make such broad generalisations about either all men or all women, there's too much variation in the individuals or at least the majority of them. I'm female and nearly 23, I've only ever had sex with one person, that wasn't a one night stand it was a two and a half year relationship. I've now been single for four years and not had a single one night stand. When I find the right person I will share that part of myself again and not a moment sooner.

[smellybyebe]

@104TangoEight im a 21 yr old guy and i feel exactly the same!!

[cappyshen]

@smellybyebe virgin

[smellybyebe]

@cappyshen lol! im really not haha i get alot of female attention hah im an acoustic musicion sorta comes with the job :) 1 night standsare boring dont get mewrong if they have the boody of a ferarai its greeat but i have stayed friends with all the people ive done that with never fuked and chuked andnever got with anyone that wasnt worth it!

[cappyshen]

@smellybyebe 2nd gayest statement ive ever heard only after your first one

[smellybyebe]

@cappyshen definatyly not mate each to there own i love the fact you cant write more than a sentance and yeh im definatly gay :/!now go catch aids cuz you dont care what ure fuking and go be a real man :/ x

[cappyshen]

@smellybyebe good one you jumped up little guitar geek away and get hep fae your mums toilet seat

[memuerodeganas]

@104TangoEight

You're a fat gargoyle pig the death wouldn't even sleep with you.

[shellshell1285]

@104TangoEight OMG thats exactly my story, all of it! :o spooky! haha

[HoneyIEducatedTheWeb]

@104TangoEight

I find that women, when caught out lying, continue to lie more often than men do.

Am I wrong?

[104TangoEight]

@HoneyIEducatedTheWeb The only thing that could be close to lying I've ever told, would be not telling someone what their birthday/christmas surprise present is, when put to questioning I will typically tell them something so outrageous that they give up asking. So I suppose ;P But I don't feel the need to lie, nor do I put myself in positions where I have to lie. If you don't do dishonest things, why should you need to lie?

[HoneyIEducatedTheWeb]

@104TangoEight

I was generalising so an answer which specifically only relates to you is irrelevant. I am far away from the norm, as it seems, are you, so I don't normally include myself in generalisations.

[oldboon1]

@104TangoEight fancy a date?

[bonzilicke]

@104TangoEight Fool, the pleasure and burst of sheer orgasmic pleasure is the reason i fuck like a rabbit. Doggy everytime

[104TangoEight]

@bonzilicke Yes, couldn't live with out that, but without someone worthwhile to share it with, I manage on my own quite well thanks!

[destrask]

@104TangoEight "I manage on my own quite well"

I initially thought you sounded like a great catch but to be honest if you are flicking the bean OR vibro stuffing the chuff instead of wanting to make love with a real live man it makes you seem like less of a woman, probably.

[104TangoEight]

@destrask By no means a real substitute and definitely not wanting to do one thing instead of the other. But a four and a half year build up of extra energy needs a release once in a while. I am in no way perfect for one thing I am shy and I would drop anything at the drop of a hat for my family, but I don't think I'm a bad person, but then again you don't know me, so feel free to believe whatever you like. I shan't take it to heart!

[sumoni]

what a bitch. "I swear! I swear!" Then changes it to "off stage! off stage!" They swear, they all swear the test is wrong. Boo hoo, the cry because they've been caught. Stupid gits.

[kitsune090]

i can stand 4 guys fucking my girl, but not 5 or more~ i wanna know if was more than 4!

[Jam3zito]

BOOO THAT SLAG

[Morr1992]

she looks like a russian sex doll for 5 dollars

[Mogpiano1]

Hilarious. "Apart from the 57 people she's shagged this morning that we already know about........"

[InvaderJem]

Thanks for the subtitles. I'm British and I sometimes can't understand a word these people are saying.

[Bpag23]

@ShotTakeProductions not all women are like that. Some of us are good :)

[SQKY1988]

he should of punched her cunt in

[MultipleUploads]

@SQKY1988 her cunt was busy, by the time he made it backstage she was getting humped by the security guard

[irishjoe88]

"Slam Hound" fucking love it

[Cullyy1989]

I think i had her up and alley after a night out.Good little shag to be honest.

[msg360]

W hat the fuck is a Slam Hound lol, UK chicks got some funny looking faces lol

[DBKaiFANSonGokuRises]

@msg360 She's not English, she's Scottish.

[cjspartacus]

@DBKaiFANSonGokuRises Being a weejie myself i'm actually glad that most of the world is ignorant to the difference between scots and english on this occasion. What a wee skank

[bensimps123]

@msg360 its not just people in the uk , every country has good and bad , ugly and good looking .the people that go on this show are the bad and ugly

[tangiblephoton]

I remember shagging that girl in the pub toilets. I knew that she looked familiar.

[ConchasSkate]

I'm happy I didnt sleep with her. One, she is a dirty slag. And two, he aaaaaangry! And for bloody good reason!!

[ozzfreak05]

2:40 It's written all over her face.

[princessdom1000]

good on her why can men cheat but the women cant fuckin get grip so by calling her a dirty slag why are men then cuz they do it more now days she shoudlnt be called a dirty slag she is a women women have needs just like men