Billy Connolly ~ Part 3 of 11 - Was It Something I Said dvd

[JohnDogNation]

captions are fuckin spot on with translating scottish to english

[MitchellTravel]

The Greatest Scot that ever lived after William Wallace and Robert Burns !

[ravizoid]

"eight years ago"... This is *so* my wife. Curse that woman's brain and its seemingly endless storage capacity for things I have said over the 20 years we have known.

[CaledoniaProductions]

I hope Bob and Edna aren't listening.

[ThatsSpiffing]

how is one man spilling a drink, then fixing the problem so damn funny?!

[SkullofEvil]

@ThatsSpiffing did you see the way he did it? or were you just listning?

[ThatsSpiffing]

@SkullofEvil both. i have seen many many people spilling drinks, and they have never made me laugh.

[SkullofEvil]

@ThatsSpiffing your a boring fucker then arent you

[ThatsSpiffing]

@SkullofEvil are you trying to start an argument or are you just unecessarily obnoxious and rude? either way, good day to you.

[SkullofEvil]

@ThatsSpiffing was just observing and commenting :)

[Judgement2029]

I reckon the falling drink was a set up. That's why he had to say it happened before.

[DanQueen2008]

I love it when he says 'Shite'

[69dorkboy]

@rds769 fuck up u wank, when you've been doing comedy for 40 years then you can complain. im the mean time, sit down, fuck up, and enjoy this masterpiece

[rds769]

Mr. Connelly, if you'll notice that the audience is just giving you sympathy laughs, you gotta revamp your comedy routine.. Just narrating a fictional life and saying 'fuck' a bunch of times isn't too funny IMO. maybe others don't perceive and just laugh at your accent and pauses for laughter, good comedians get laughs for witty observations and comical remarks about stuff. Notice that in this clip there were a few genuine outbursts. One on sexism and about fights. Fuck off, wank. that funny?

[DILLIGAF785643]

@rds769 Mr whoeverthefuckyouare, you need to change your youtube trolling routine. I suggest staying off Billy Connolly and sticking with rebecca black or justin beiber. Something more suited to your mentality level Sincerely, Billy Connolly Fans

[LicoriceLain]

@rds769 First, the shit he talks about really happened and second, do those really sound like fake laughs to you? I almost peed myself watching this myself.

[charliesmakinme]

@rds769 you do know.,.,.,. Mr. Connelly cannot see this.,.,.,., makes me hope that you wise up and tell him to his face.,.,.,., let me know when you do... i'll even pay to see it

[MrKite1996]

he is a funny scottish comic

[and551]

@jamesfred1998 your mother

[ShaneMaesenko]

"Somebody changed their toilet door, it used to be green glass, now it was a brown mahogany fella...it was very nice. It had a letterbox!"

I had to stop the video, I laughed so hard.

[3dEnthusiast]

A good comedian makes you laugh at the jokes they planned. A great comedian makes you laugh while laughing at their own mess ups. The best comedians make you laugh at their mess ups without missing a beat and turn it into part of a unique show experience.

[JM940]

Best Scottish Co

[forget1me14]

is sumbody in it had a name on it campbell

[strv]

iv got about as much shoulders as he has :D! ppl without shoulders rule :D

[Furiouswindbottom]

Somebody in!LOL

[priyahthewhite]

"comment that is repeating something billy connolly just said on the video we ALL just watched"

[surreyduck]

smack him with the right he's a big jessie

[upbomb]

It was very nice. It had a letter box

[TapOutSnap]

i still say Billy is John Cleese's long lost scotish step-brother

[DreadedGuardian]

@TapOutSnap Ain't it a fuckin surprise that they haven't done anything together yet? All this time I been saying it. It's mad!

[salemgirl123]

lol... never watch this while doing yur nails.. i got red nail polish everywhere because i was laughing so bloody hard XD

[TheLambov12]

'Swapping their door for a better one' class

[LithiumLogica]

I like his approach to table repair. I'd like to see that method used more often in professional environments.

[shecklerdewtours]

LMAO "it had a letterbox"

[TheCarolynMusic]

Ha! Actually, women ARE good at getting their husband to think that it was actually his idea. :P

[BENGLETON]

man im so getting those boots!!

[MansonFreak]

Anyone else think he would make an AWESOME grandfather???

[willharrydiana]

@MansonFreak Hell yeah!!! I would love billy to be my grandad!

[BethGoth15]

@willharrydiana Well, I'd prefer to be his secret mistress XD

[09forzaitalia]

@MansonFreak truuuuuuuuue oh so very true

[guitarz928]

@MansonFreak I wish he was my grandpa lol

[xjr1300paul]

billy the bush kangaroo

[lookatwig]

That bit about men surrendering is sooo true!! They will never win anything and we will always get what we want!!!

[Berrylaff]

the leaning-over-and-grabbing-for-­the-toiletdoor-handle-while-ex­posing-your-ass-bit made me cry laughing. I never cry laughing.

[NorthsideBill]

Maybe one in a million people could set that stool up, hop around, fix everything and then go back to telling his story without missing a beat. This man is a genius! Truly one of the best storytellers ever, I dont call him a comedian, thats an insult to him. He's an artist, a storyteller

[MrDripdrop]

1 of a fucking kind!

[kingfreedom1]

this is just plain awesome

[tomitstube]

"you think they're the same species just because they walk upright and talk to you from time to time."

[gamerzndplayerz]

im telling u if - mel gibson and john cleese were brothers ..... billy connolly wud be the father

[snackbox1989]

@gamerzndplayerz yeah and kris kristofferson would be there uncle haha

[darkmiles22]

@gamerzndplayerz Don't forget lil sissy Susan Boyle!

[Sophaayx]

lmao when he jumps around at the start hahaha

[jonmorry333]

"You think they are the same species because they stand up right and talk to ya from time to time " lmao

[OnlyAdamKnows]

no other comedian like him....just FUCK FUNNY

[MissJayJ18]

Oh fuck me i think i cracked a rib or two and its only part 3!!!

[Ganonscreature]

smack him with the right he's a big jesse! LMAO

[magneticpickup]

What is that fucking shirt????

[TheGzeus]

@magneticpickup I'm obsessed with it as well.

I want one.

[thebeststoryevertold]

This is great!!! Haha, i laughed my organs out.

[DaniellieBoo]

its funny cos its true!!HAHAHAHA We've al been there!

[varusda]

There should be more people watching this guy :)

He's really funny :D

[manhattancitylights]

I love how Billy Connollys best moments are always when things dont go according to plan.

[Muxxyy]

@manhattancitylights man is a master of improv. that's how best comedy is born :)

[88IceTiger88]

@manhattancitylights or maybe that was his plan?

[computernerd4991]

@manhattancitylights Or maybe thats his plan.

[OriginalHazeBX]

Lmfao he starts hopping around.

[TheRamsesII]

This guy is freaking brilliant! My God, I can't believe it took this long to discover this stuff. I'm ordering the dvds, no doubt about it.

[steph1612]

i love how this part just starts with "fucking jesus!" haha.

[TheSAgibbs]

LMAO! so funny! THERE'S SOMEBODY FUCKIN' IN!!!!

[TheSAgibbs]

lol! fuckin terrible! *jump, jump, jump* so funny!!! keep up da work connolly! i also have a different dvd of urs!

[JimmyPkelly]

NOOO FOOOKENNN WAYYYYYY!

[DaFckedUpKid]

lol SOMEONE IN

[gaz2206]

LOVE THE BOOTS!

[iammadedeath]

Looks like New Rocks.

They make them in Spain, I guess that they are made for riding motorcycling but the goths in London love them.

[jonnyrisas]

i hate them.....no you don't

i fucking do!...hahah

[marcmurray1]

I love this act! It's my favourite one!

[ant234]

It had a letter box on

lmfaoooooo

tht pissed me laughing soo much

[DamianB138]

O fuck i did this last night.

[2HLN13AK]

that begginign bit with the stamping hahahaha, so good to watch this stoned :P

[RabbitNexus]

"You think they're the same species, just because they walk upright and talk to you from time to time."

.........Billy Connolly

[Azmo1991]

stomp stomp stomp rolf

[ScottishPride3608]

"but i fucking hate them"

"NO YOU DONT "

billy got TOLD :P

his wife needs a medal :D

rock on billy xD

[Mintsauce27]

Billy is on form here - One of his best shows from what ive seen

[hellsingcat]

gods, I love Billy Connolly, he just cracks me up, no matter how bad a mood I'm in, I just turn this on, and I'm laughing within 5 mins XD

[SayRaa1992]

0.18-0.36 he looks as if he is having a tantrum :L

[yourfaceandmum]

fucking hilarious tantrum....

[xchaz2007x]

its stopped to load at 8.26! it looks frickin hilarious!

[LeeMcGarry]

"I've just noticed that when you go to the toilet you completely lose your identity. you forget your own name". "Maybe you've noticed this yourself" Maybe you'll remember when somebody tries the door " and you answer THERE'S SOMEBODYYY IN" even in your own house" even if there's only another one person in" There's somebody in" as your reachin for the lock"

HAHAHHAHAHHAHA

[ohcrilll]

Oh, is that what he said in the beginning?? Hey, thanks so much for the full quote! It makes it twice.... no wait, five times as funny when you repeat what he said word for word! HAHAHAHAHAHA...

[xchaz2007x]

he has such a good point though! you do! some one goes to open the door and your like! I'm in here!

[smurfiennes]

somebody is in!!! lolol

[mylovelydame21]

Aw, poor Billy. He kept going though... gotta love that.

[steph1612]

"fuckin jesus" lmfao gets me everytime.

[XxDizzyRhizxX]

jeez...what an arse! hilarious! love it when he says 'arse' in his scottish accent...

[cazadaz]

hahahahahahahahahaha love it!

[ferreiraesi]

Thank you for posting this s1rallye !! :)