Knock Knock

[brett84c]

Years later and i STILL find this video hilarious!  Please don't stop making movie, guys!

[WoWRandomSauce]

the priest is my dad and he's not a priest... ahhh makes me laugh so hard

[lupearenillas]

JOKE HITLER CRAKED UPP

[Newtownardsboy1]

man:knock knock

woman on the street lying down on a bench:whos there

man:i thought you were homeless

[EUR0BEAT]

LOL at the ending! You guys are good actors!

[MyHipHopTunes]

Joke Hitler!

[golgoization]

NO THIS IS PATRICK!

[ma3dba3ll]

why haven't these dudes done anymore videos? they kind of fell off the planet.

[ZekeMahogany]

Great stuff guys! :)

[saywhat23soccer]

my friend: whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm

me: biting into an apple and finding half a worm dumass.

my friend: no

me: oh....what?

my friend: being raped by a GIANT SCORPION

[AwesomenessRecording]

these guys would be GREAT actors. My fave

[unbornhero90]

"and the priest is my dad and he's not a priest"

XD

[sivret20]

"When i look at myself in a mirror my male parts make me sick"

"Is that true?"

"Yes! I'm just trying to tell a joke!"

Did anyone notice that he still said yes

[darkraiden333]

@sivret20 It's cause at the beginning he says "I'm just trying to tell you a joke and you're acting like..." That's why he says yes

[wendalinemh]

HOW COULD HE KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE?

[jammouse1]

lol

[dnelson05]

12187 people think suicide is funny

[TehuberFlash]

@dnelson05 It isnt? -Coolface-

[superdragon4ever]

This is fucked up in a funny way and funny in a fucked up way.

[popmanking]

This video doesn't work for iPods

[0MissPhoenix]

I don't get it - really. I know I am going to be bombarded with "you're an idiot" and such, but I just do not understand why the part at the end is so funny to everyone when he says he doesn't get it. Help?

[danc0nia]

@0MissPhoenix He was confused earlier because he was thinking it was not a knock knock jokes when his friend was trying to tell him the jokes. Now when when it turns turns out his friend isn't telling a knock knock joke (and it is obvious), he treats it as if it is one. Dramatic or situational irony, I suppose.

[papabagels]

@danc0nia You suck



[L2Tiffany]

THIS IS TERRIBLE! but so funny =P

[daxter8792]

Am I terrible person for laughing at this? lol

[skillguitar]

Hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah­a, Omg laughed out so loud.

[Asgard314]

I don't know whether I should laugh or be disturbed... O_O

[danielraul1989]

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Go fuck yourself

[GeoDagon]

@danielraul1989 Go f*ck yourself who?

[cakeschmammert]

Thumbs up if you just saw Pete in a Pizza Hut P'zone commercial.

[BlendEngine]

I told this joke to someone. I think they took it kind of seriously. O_O

[Gllin90]

this is a hungarian song in the end :D

[whateverpetesmells]

Even 4 years later I still piss myself laughing at this. I'd definitely buy a vest or a t-shirt with a few of the jokes from this video.

[Danderson07]

@whateverpetesmells I think it would be a bad image if you walked around with a t-shirt that said "My dad molested me...a lot" XD

[sc6900]

@whateverpetesmells

same on everything lol

[Theejoncoffee]

sooooo is his dad a priest or not i dont understand!!!

[jojotheman24]

omg that so funnyy lol

[tarsierjoy498]

That was so disturbingly entertaining.

[jultomtenskiter]

Me -Knock knock

Dad -come in

[berto1014]

12,101 People get the joke.

[legocreationmaster]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

U.S. Navy seals,can Osama Binladin come out and play?

[TheCinisterSorrow]

lol but he wasnt a priest he was my father... are you trying to tell me something? and i got it at the end

[SakaiRyuuji]

damn I want to know who called lol

[springblossom72]

1,017 people just didn't like the video.

[1iheartanime1]

1,017 people are gonna blow their brains out if anyone says one more word...

Me: ...Knock knock. :D

[kristiank999]

"My dad molested me. Alot." hahaha

[khalafkhansa]

knock knock whoes there no one no one who

(then i just post it with out saying nothing and its fricken ausome)

[hotelmario510]

"I don't get it."

[DizyDaisy18]

@hotelmario510 that was hella funny

[safros]

wasnt this guy on aqua teen one night?

[MegaDman1234567]

I want the rest of the joke...

[tinkpixiedust333]

well except for the hanging myself part that is!

[tinkpixiedust333]

im sooooooo gonna do this to my roomate! bahahahahaha

[laxima]

guys, can anyone tell me something about the song at the end? i really wanna have this song!pls!:)

[LOAPROD]

@laxima segitstan haha its by atlas =] took me forever to find that out :P

[laxima]

@LOAPROD thank you! :*

[emmi371]

ahahha, " i don't get it"

[MrThinPin]

@emmi371

yea loved that! :D haha

[0195rainbow]

Oh I alredady knew that joke!.. hahaha

[Monkeymosh]

Oh that was bad. But I laughed...a lot.

[BabiiJonieaj16]

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[lantz42018]

Press 5 repeatedly hahahahaha looks like a rapist

[Academic1Researcher]

1,010 people got molested by there priest dad who isn't really a priest..........alot.

[TheSwordKiller1298]

Knock Knock Whos There? you you who

[imapiece]

thats was awesome just my kind of humor

[sarahham926]

Joke Hitler!!!!!!

[AzndoubleAA]

"I'm just tryna tell a joke."

Press 2 repeatedly.

[dtedizkiller1]

Hey! Whats that ending song?

[Cornholio8787]

i watched it so often now its still soo awesome xD

[potatisskiva]

HAHAAHAHAHAHA! :D:D love this! subscribed!

[MerckEntertainment]

OMFG the best video ever xD

[sethfan1000000]

joke hitler lol

[JuStInCrOsS1000]

:) when he hanged himself I was like:

Hanginn arouunnd like you just dont cairr!!

[Mafiaaffe]

The gun part was epic

[zeekyboogydoog826]

Don't worry, Brian. It went over my head too.

[KingOfHalla]

@zeekyboogydoog826 When he says "I've been kinda thing about killing myself who."

it sounds like he said TOO, not WHO.

[Shezzein]

@KingOfHalla Errrrr... I replayed it several times and neither of those times was it even close to sounding anything else than "who", especially "too".

[phry5]

@KingOfHalla does it even matter?

[lilmsanimalcrossing]

1008 people got molested by a priest. but he wasnt a priest. he was their father. their father molested them. a lot.

[okBarney]

@lilmsanimalcrossing you should choose your words more carefully

[WeWatchYouWatchTV]

@lilmsanimalcrossing Father of 1008 people? Holy...



[REALNassshole]

@lilmsanimalcrossing 7 months ago, people still thumbed those retarded comments up? Meh, I feel glad I was born before 9/11

[lilmsanimalcrossing]

"if you say one more word im gonna blow my brains out."

"if you say..."

"i have a gun. i do. i have a gun." o.O

[ZwerrieProductions]

A guy walks into a bar, he's an alcoholic and slowly destroying his family.

[FakeSmiles4U]

i dont get it. lmao XD

[XiahouYuan111]

lol the face at 1:45

[lexyzimus]

i call that a funny ending, literally

[abcd5678n]

loooool LMAO hahahah that was hillarious in a dark and disturbing way lol

[Maddolis]

Man I don't know what Brian's problem is, I found all of Pete's jokes to be hilarious.

[rjmyers15]

balls



[Itachisasukekiller]

Congratulations, you are my 100th favorited video.

[ReverendSyn]

Jokes weren't particularly funny. Rather disturbing in fact.

[chadrageus]

I don't understand why this video has almost 2 million views and these guys' other videos don't.

[Teinyhr]

@chadrageus: Might have something to do with the fact that the priest part was featured in a segment of an AMV Hell movie.

[chadrageus]

@Teinyhr Oh well that makes sense.

[ocachisu]

What's worse than having a worm in ur apple?

Have 2 worms in ur apple.

What's worse than having 2 worms in ur apple?

The Holocaust.

[Shifftee]

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

-To hide in the cherry tree.

What's the loudest sound in the wild?

-A giraffe eating cherries.

[Sonicloves123]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! next time i do knock knock jokes no way!!! no no!!! that was a real life!!! yes or no

[kaykko]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimers is getting worse.

[masterandy129]

"i dont get it " lol

[amazake]

watda hell?! XD

=))

[Cornholio8787]

the molesting joke was awesome

[Dewgma]

i don't get it

[ElfenLiedPhsycoFan]

HAHAHAHA~!! JOKE HITLER!!!!!

[foodfighternat]

this was very funny, you guys have a realy good sense of humour, i think i may subscribe :P

[TheRealHamjam]

I do...I have a gun.

[777DEADLYsins]

wtf!?

[MissyRose987]

1,005 people don't like knock knock jokes

[CoreySpringer]

LMAO! Joke Hitler!

[darkmaster701]

Why is the tune at the end in Hungarian?

[BJFARIA]

this made me sad :(

[SageSavage]

Holy hell, that was horrible, and I am horrible for having loved it. XD

[livejoker24]

Best way to break bad news :P

[lizzardgirl]

how is any of this funny?

[MrsZeldaZelda]

"is that true? YES im just trying to tell a joke!" o.o rofl

[lol9392]

joke hitler!

[noXoneXyouXwannaXno]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Fuck you

Fuck you who?

Fuck YOU that's who!

[xDejahx]

That answering machine was awesome. "joke hitler" X)

[skrivas]

aahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah S U P E R!

[coryms12]

LOL..... WTF?!???

[colliseemoe]

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar. Except the priest is me, the rabbi is a 12 year old girl, and the monk is Chris Hansen and I showed up to fuck the girl and Chis is making me look like an asshole on tv.

[myllamababy]

Knock Knock

Your missing the point

KNOCK KNOCK

Fine whos there

Ive been kinda thinking about killing myself

Ive been kinda thinkingabout killing myself who

..........I dont get it

[sparkycorry]

knock knock?

who's there?

Nobody.

Nobody who?

[NejiHyuga900]

Knock Knock

Who's there

Highlander

[AngryBenNG]

"I don't get it" LOL!

[celidor]

Disturbingly funny

[tatulover6602]

Lmao xDD

[RyaVids]

Omg, so, I probably shouldn't be laughing at this for several reasons, but damn, this is hilarious XD. About the 50th time I've watched it and I still love it.

[cabreraep72]

1knock knock

2 whos there

3yeah

4yeah who?

5yeah who .com



[TheManuLord]

all the 1.000 poeple who disliked dont get the knock knock jokes

[Hasstmachine]

@TheManuLord Or had family members who killed themselves. But it adds up to the same thing. They just can't laugh.

[metalstorm997]

I Don't Get It.....

lol

[miikee97]

1. knock knock

2. whos there?

1. for

2. for who?

1. well its not for you!

[MajorHalman]

I have that mother f***ing red cushion!!!

[Companioncube12]

Joke hitler? What?

[217d3]

*quote from video we all just watched* ...

[bboyshadow07]

1000 ppl need to hang themselves



[bboyshadow07]

knock knock..whos there? ive been kinda thinking about killing myself...ive been kinda thinking about killing myself who? -hangs himself- ....i dont get it lololololololo

[oneshotofcoffee]

I'm going to hell for laughing at the Priest joke.

[SlaveOfZombina]

@oneshotofcoffee I'll wait for you, because I almost pissed myself XD

[YanmegaPro]

@oneshotofcoffee its not real so dont worry about it

[rcantb]

I love the camera angles on this video. This is the first video of you guys I've seen and look forward to checking out the rest of them. It's very well done and funny (in a weird dark way).

[MajorHalman]

I have that mother fucking red pillow!!!!!

[AirborneNik]

lol, and the priest is molesting me, but hes not a priest hes my dad

[Wesleech]

998 people have had a someone they new that killed them self.. and never realized that humor is the best medicine.

[WATBITstudios]

This video has been chosen to be the first showcase on interwebtv.tumblr.com!

[imthecoffee]

-_- *face-palms*

[Evrblazin420]

HE HAS A GUN!

[lolzmeowzlolz]

lol, so why was pete having an 8th birthday in a bar?

[number154]

@lolzmeowzlolz Because his dad was a drunk and also the bartender liked to watch?

[randell1769]

@lolzmeowzlolz he wasnt :)

[devypoo366]

@lolzmeowzlolz he wasn't. the bar was a metaphor for his birthday party.

[TheSLATEcleaner]

My dad molested me... Alot...

[ZaynesTechShow]

joke hitler lol

[Lizzilolaphobia]

He'd be a horrible room mate.

I'll have to admit, that was pretty humorous.

[mezekiah]

i'm gay,

i'm a stupid homo.

[2Foxxy4U]

I don't really get it, either, lol...

But I love this way too much to care. XDDD

[coorporation]

Omg I was laughing so hard I got asthma x_x

[TheShadowmimic1]

lmfaorofl xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDD

[Koltaz369]

"I Have A Gun"

[thomaslikespigs]

"and the priest is my dad and he's not a priest"

[ItBeDoneLikeThis]

Brilliant!

[N2Y3724]

Knock Knock

whos there?

A Motherfucka with a gun

[845GTY]

@N2Y3724 a mothafucka with a gun who?

[N2Y3724]

@845GTY too late your dead? get it?

[xXpolice12Xx]

man, this vid is the shit. sind another good one.

[Avidonna]

Knock Knock!

[xmangosaintx]

GOOD JOB! i <3 this vid.. i shall try it on my frenz

[yeahithasahemi]

brilliant, its called a joke

[lillypop444]

haha

[TheRorow]

LOL.

That is all.

[maxzamoraj]

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[Vertigo3TC]

this isn't funny my father molested me when i was a kid. people should not joke about these things because people like me have really been hurt and damaged

[Zuhalter87]

@Vertigo3TC Then see a shrink. Everyone's a hypocrite when comes to stuff like this. Everyone laughs at others misfortunes. Whether watching a old man trip or what you're talking about.