Bribes (Original by Danielle Ate the Sandwich)

[IwanttoliveinParis]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but does the driver run a red light at 2:40?

[captainburrito]

Nope...it is a left hand turn. Danielle is an impeccable driver.

[CasualDaveDotCom]

You are bodacious!

[CoolDudeTulsa]

When you come home, there wil be a parade for U, we will line the streets for U, kids will catch the candy U throw, When U come home we will have a pilot write Ur name in the sky Would it kill U to visit once in a while, I want U here, If U come home we will post an ad that says for 30c a word we hope U stay, we'll cook a big meal - use the good plate - oh I need U If U come home ~~~ One thing I know ~ If U come home ~ U would be Loved!

[BrownBerry75]

This is a soulful, almost haunting song.

The melody itself and the way you sing these words conjures up a slow, meditative accompaniment for a long, long journey.

Thank you!

[lauralee1020]

haha i like how colonoscopy is one of the tags! i love all of your songs, keep it up!

[lucilombardo]

great shots, great lyrics, beautiful voice, five stars. you rock. i'm going to learn how to play my ukulele just so i can do a parody of you! :D lol

[boredness6789]

i know this was from like two years ago, but you should make more music videos with your recent videos.

[corkeymalorky]

this is fantastic

[unclesonnyonutube]

whats with the political shit...

something about you intrigues me...

will you have my babies?

[shatteredsilence171]

sounds more like someone going to war. you know, that's what happens a lot in america now. i hate war...

[IATIKa0tiC]

some wars are good  but not this one

its shit

for no reason

fuck bush and the war in iraq

[Swamy456]

no wars are good

[IATIKa0tiC]

how else would we advance as a civilazaion

would u let hitler just attack everyone and your house withought doing shit

cmmon

theres some fucking morals u kkno

[HereComesMaja]

It's called dialogue dearie! THAT is how civilization and democracy is spread.

How do you imagine bloodshed and deprivation of freedom is going to walk hand in hand with accepting democracy?

[strata1972]

Well Danielle, this is another great song. The imagery is very good in all your videos, are you building your videos too? I wish we had the technology to do this kind stuff back in the 1970s.

[Suge7429]

I really don't think this song is about a dog.

unless maybe the dog ran away, and it eats with the family, at the diner table :]

[mrbony1]

so this song is about a dog

[thecookiecrumbles]

lovely.

[fingercheese]

secret cameras....secretly taking inside picturs of... colonoscopy's..

[purcellfamily]

yer my fav

[soooz]

the dog in this video looks just like mine!! i had to say it.

[fingercheese]

Sure is purdy soundin sound ...

[tyler7885]

this is way cute, its very fresh.

[fingercheese]

I'm jonesin for more tunage...

[HFLAbob]

Juno reference?

or is that just how you talk?

either way ur cool

[pickarch]

love the lyrics, love ur voice x

[reeshleesh]

oh and of course the music! I just forgot to say that...that is my favorite part though!

[reeshleesh]

I love editing my own videos and how I know everything I do with it is mine...except when I put a song on it..cause it's usually someone else I like...But your videos are all yours. I find that really unique :) There are other musicians on here that do that I know...I guess I really like your editing :)

[crawwdadd]

very sweet

[ukulewilly]

beauitiful !! :p

[yinyangron]

so simple but so intense and such strong lyrics. I hope for you he did come home??? Great song!

[martyarts]

tots amazing

[intellectslang]

thaat was super hott

[captainburrito]

Votipka and McCoy sighting!

[olorin3018]

I am completely completely completely in love with this.

[zzzzzzzzap]

Ce' Magnifique.., though a little artsy fartsy :P Peace

[zzzzzzzzap]

I was being all ironical by the way.. Peace..(again)

[zzzzzzzzap]

..Damn.. I meant ironical about the artsy fartsy bit.. OK, I'm going now..