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  • its bad that i learned about this in my civics and economics class

  • Somehow he reminds me of the guy from Proud Family (the guy with the jumping car)

  • ''i said they AAH so many amedmants in the constitution of united states of Americaaaa! ican only choose ONNNNNNNNNEE i plead the fif!'' hahaha so fukin highlarious!!!

  • "Ah plead da fizzif!"

    LMAO...Damn I miss this show!

  • thad's_defense.mov

  • my law professor sent me here

  • Most important legal advice you'll ever get in your life, right here.

  • i showed this in my us government class

  • FEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIFFFFFF!!!!!!!­ =D

  • fuck TMZ

  • Holy shit awesome quality

  • Arguably the BEST Chappelle skit ever.

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  • This man is a genius!

  • my social studies techer showed us this

  • the judges were leading the defendant the whole time, half assed lawyers

  • this is some baller ass quality

  • The big loop hole in court

  • Hey look its wallstreets rep!

  • My social study teacher showed this to us.

  • I have a secret document ya'll need to see...

    "Fif."

  • I PLEAD THE FIF (SMACK SMACK) I PLEAD THE FIF (SMACK SMACK) FIVE... ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIIIVE

  • 1234FIF678910

  • No but i can tell you that i plead the fizif

  • No but i can tell you that i plead the fizif

  • Anything you say: fffiiiiifffff! Go ahead, ask me a question.

    Did you,,,

    Ffffffiiiiiiiffffff!

    lololzzz

  • lol

  • one, two three, four, fiiiiiiiiiiffff.... lol

  • There's a secret document I think u need to see

    👉FIIIIIIF!!!!

    👽

  • 1 2 3 4 FIF!

  • Jon Corzine!

  • Pose as a team, because SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

  • "There are so many amendments in the Constitution of the United States if America, but I can only choose one. One... Two... Three... Four... Fiiiif!"

  • Go ahead ask me a question.

    Fiiiiif

  • I love that one guy's laugh at 0:07 ahahaha!

  • I like the part when he said i play the fif

  • fif = five iron frenzy

  • I plead da fif

  • "No...But I can only tell you that I plead the Fizzif!"

    lol! My favourite line XD

  • The man is a master of comedy!

  • I plead the fif *bangs on the table* lol

  • 1.....2....3....4...FIF :D

  • i can only tell you that i plead the fizzith.

  • The posing at the end is the best part.

  • This is a senatorial and congressional training film!

  • Feeeeeiiiiifffffff

  • I plead the fif... lol

  • I... I... I.. PLEAD THE 5TH!!!!

  • Funnnay! via TMZ, btw

  • In us history we were going over the amendments & our teacher showed us this vid! Lol everyone knows what da fif is!

  • FIF !

  • I havent seen this in a long time, but TMZ sent me here!

  • @kpmd91 then you should leave

  • TMZ sent me here as well. 1,2,3,4,FIFTH!!

  • @flickme89 U mean "Fif"?

  • @flickme89 *FIF

  • TMZ sent me here!

  • Uhm... no but i can tell you dat i plead the fizzif!

  • Beautiful...

    

  • lol weird same with me

  • THIS WAS FREAKING AWESOME. i plan to spend the next 2 or 3 hours watching dave chapelle's shit. cant stop laughing

  • My social studies teacher had all the classes watch this. For the rest of the day, the entire grade was singing "I plead to the fif!"

  • hahahaha so funny my civics teacher told us to watch this lol :)

  • 1 2 3 4 fIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hilarious shit man

  • DAVE CHAPPELLE NEEDS TO COME BACK AMERICA IN THESE HARD ECONOMIC TIMES AND TV NEEDS HIM IN HIS HUMOR

  • THIS REALLY HOW LAW IN COURT IS IN AMERICA JUST SAY THE RIGHT SHIT IN YOUR COOL LOL LOVE THIS

  • 12 people didn't know about the fifth amendment

  • 12 ppl need to plead the fiSif

  • 1,2,3,4 FiF any thing u say FiF go ahead and ask me a qustaan sir how many FiF i have a secret document you need to say FIFFFFFFFFFF!

  • Classic!!!

    

  • i have a secret document you need to say.

    FiF

    

  • I can only choose oooonnnneeee!!!!!!!

  • Lol look at his lawyer on his right he's trying not to laugh.

  • 1 2 3 4 FIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • There's only been 2 comic skits Chappelle has made me laugh.... and this wasnt one of them. Not a chuckle, not a smile, nothing.

  • At the end the drug dealer (Dave) and the Lawyers got into a BBoy stance! Hilarious!!!

  • i plead the fif BANG 1,2,3,4,FIF!! omg just laugh my butt off like if you did too

  • DAMN: Dave Chappelle NEEDS to get his ass BACK on TV!!!

  • FiF

    Holder...Testifyin' in today's Fast & Furious hearing.

  • Jon Corzine

    

  • One two three four FIF

  • i wuz showed diz at school in history and i love ithXD XD

  • @colorfulrey ME TOO! In mr. G's.

  • HAHAHAHAHA XDXDXDXXDD

  • tron:go ahead ask me a questiooooon

    judge: did you...?

    tron:FIIIIFFFF!!!! XD

  • I plead the fizith!

  • I plead the fizith

  • One Two Three Four Fif !! xD

  • FiF

  • My school showed me this. 

  • @PinoyGamers holy crap its you!

  • I miss this show :(

  • My teacher showed me this

  • 10 ppl didnt plead the FiF

  • 1 2 3 4 fiiiif

  • My American History Told Me About This...

  • the one on the left looks like dr.phil

  • subway stole his 5 shit! lolll

  • I can only choose oneeeeeeeee! I plead the fif ! (bangs on the table) I plead the fif ! (bangs on the table) FIVE! hahahahahahahahaha

  • Can't believe my teacher showed me this

  • @Doomassasinx  i wish my teacher would have showed me this when we were going over the amedments i want your teacher lol

  • I also plead the 2nd

  • One two three four FIF!!!!! LOL my teacher showed me this!!!!

    

  • 8 people should have pleaded the fiziff.

  • i've got court next week hope this works;)

  • Hahahah I Love This Video

  • *opens folder* fif xD got me

  • If i was one of those lawyers sitting there, i coud not keep a straight face.

  • I hope the judge gets he Pleads the Fizifff xD

  • there are so many amendments in the constitution of the united states!!!!! lmao

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  • Seriously, if I were at Enron or GE and would be summoned to court, I would act like that too. All. The. Time.^^

  • I pray he doesn't try out for American Idol.

  • my teacher played this in civics!

  • @tenshi141 oh really, what was your teachers view on it?

  • @iSeenthatB4 He thought it was funny, actually. He plays these types of videos to help us remember things.

  • 1, 2, 3, 4, Ffiiiiif...

  • In c and e we were going over the amendments and she said that some guy plead the fif and this came back to me and later that day she said I wanna show y'all a video and I thought to myself if this is what I think it is I'm gonna laugh so hard and she showed us this haha

  • The Solyndra executives were all expected to plead "the fif'" of the "fiziffff" today. Yea!

  • @MrBLOKESMUNTS That's the reason I'm here. Wish those suits were just as charismatic.

  • Going to the court today.... pleading the fif

  • Princeton High ! Mr. Rodger, Thumb up !

  • i love how his lawyers try not to laugh as he act a fool

  • same here too

  • i wonder wat he pleads???

  • @RandomTv47

    Same hereee! XD

  • lol he's funny.

  • My history teacher showed this to the class today.

  • Anything you say fiiiiiffff

    Dave: Say something

    Prosecutor: Did you...

    Dave: fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifff

    

  • 6 bitches have no sense of humor.... #epicsadness

  • i love that part in this ep when the corrupt cop is like "then the defendants wife threw her tities into my hands it was very bizzare" xD

  • well i said their are so many ammendents in the constitution of the united states of america i could only choose one I COULD ONLY CHOOOSE OOOOONNNNNEEEEE

    I PLEAD THE FIF I PLEAD THE FIF 5 (1 2 3 4 FIF)

    GO AHEAD ASK ME A QUESTION FIF!!!!

    I GOT A SECRET DOCUMENT U NEED TO SEE FIF!!!!!!

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  • i have a secret document that u need to see..............FIF

  • this s~~t right here??!!

  • the best part of this sketch, when the judge sends down the white guy and says '' now get out of my sight, you big lipped fuck''

  • There....are...I said there aaarrrre so many amendments in the constitution of the United States of America. I can only choose one....wwwaaaaaaaan. I plead the fif... I pleade the fif! five! 1 2 3 4 FIF! Anything you say FIIIIIF!! :D

  • Go ahead ask me a question-Did y?-FIFFF!

  • uhm no but i can tell you i plede the fizzitfh!

  • 0:40-0:49 is the funniest thing ever to be put on TV

  • Lmao

  • Lol When He Held Up Fif

  • I plead da FIF. One two three fo FIF

  • 1 2 3 4 FIF!!!!!

  • I can only chpose oooneeee..i pleead the fif

  • @mersinary123 you know what??? I PLEAD THE FIF TOO!!!

  • Hahah @1:05 you can hear somebody in the audience do the "Fif" in Dave's voice... this skit was obviously gold from the minute it showed

  • thumbs up if u just watched this and typed in fif for fun. ps thumbs up if u also think the dog getting shot was NOT funny.

  • Ramadan Kariim, Dave Chappelle!

  • i was sent here from Octopimp's tumblr :D

  • 1 2 3 4 FIIIFFFF

  • FiF!!!!

  • Hahahahaha

  • No, but I can tell you I plead the fizifff lol

    5 ppl didn't plead the fif

  • lmfao at 0:44

  • Can you really make the noise with the glass?

  • @herecomesmykraken ***If you are the golden child***

  • @herecomesmykraken yes you can.. there are people who actually perform songs with a lot of them.. if done right it's very pretty sounding

  • CONGRESS at its finest!

  • this is what casey anthony said lol

  • 2+3=fif

  • Dis niCCa is a funny muthaphuCCa lmao

  • No, but I can tell you that I plead the fizziff.

  • casey anthony anthem

  • five one two three fourr fifff

  • Five people don't believe in the fif

  • 5 people didn't plead the fif! lol

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  • @TheH2Beast that's not what i meant but okay. i was saying 5 people thought it was fifth instead of fif. i understand the fuckin joke dude. i've been watching chappelle show since it first aired on tv.

  • @taylaluva Sorry dude. When I posted it, I immediently saw what you said and deleted it.