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  • Besides the brother with the accident and the mother in the hospital and everybody in the family... I was expecting to hear, "my family buffalo... it sick and die... need money from you."

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  • I ask myself ,about these "harsh'n'funk" tings ,if some people understand the song. This song is so true,believe me. should listen better,as many times as you want . that's life .no fuzz . allright. nar- tuffin-basa heritage........ emyearnit' poor them sexy men with time going away. allright dudes . Excellent song .

  • alter,du hast den nagel auf den kopf getroffen!genauso is dat und nich anders!!!

  • sounds like Jope Ruonansuu :D

  • Now the Songwriter and Singer is dead, he died in Pattaya 2010.

  • @superluebi Ah,i didn't know .Please can you give me his name ,i really like this music .Thank you very much superluebi.

  • @superluebi i am honestly sorry to hear that

  • daling my buffalo very sick........

  • Thailand is a beautiful country and the people are very intrested in money because they havnt got much in most instances but it can be enough to simply feed and water your Thai girlfriend and just be kind, lick her pussy regular and have fun together. If she asks for things ever just be firm and tell her if she asks for anything again you will fuck her off for girlfriend new, always be as tight as fuck with money from the offset and you wont go wrong. If she asks" do u lub me"? say no not yet

  • farang is ATM machine for Pattaya ladies

  • yes it is the cookie monster he must have gone to pattaya

  • who is singing?

  • Any time I need a smile I watch this video. Khob koon khab

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  • What sadness..those stupid mans! They believe to help them, but this is not the way to help poor people. It's so difficult too understand this? Try to discover a country with your soul instead that with your stupid dicks, IDIOTS!

  • @TIX74 do U call It help poor people, dem men, those people are gonna wreck the hell out of ya and make ya bankruptsy

  • @TheDavidedmond You don't deserve a reply...just read comments on your page, you are a poor person, and you have no feelings,a poor stupid man...you deserve the worst from your life....you give shit, you take shit in return...some people seems like they don't have a soul.

  • @TIX74 fuck You asshole.. May God Punish You

  • Gutes Lied !! Lasst euch alle nur weiter abzocken !!

  • sexi man very song

  • great song great voice go to Pattaya three times a year best place in the world

  • I laughed my bollocks off at this song, then I felt bad about laughing afterwards. Average wage here is 10,000 - 12,000 baht a month, can see why they ask for money. They have hardship more than we know. Kinda dont feel so bad giving them some money. But some bitches are leech, move from one man to another leeching money, then dump the poor bastard.

  • @tku28 Thats partially true! 10-15 years ago that would have been correct, but today you will find girls whos got stinking rich using their skill to manipulate easyled and "innocent" farangs.

    The "mother in hospital,brother have accident" and so on is just the easiest way to soften us up...add some tears and were off to the ATM machine faster then you can say Tuk-Tuk.

    These ladys are skilled business womans...the ones whos poor and telling the truth is maybe 3 out of 10 today.

  • @tku28 An easy and crucial way to avoid leeches is when the question comes "What do you work?" just say, no i aint got no job!

    if she leaves after a while...good..u saved a load of money! if she stays, the chance is pretty big that she really like you and not your money. In my case, i just tell them that i live in Thailand, (as i do partially), and they are off as they know that i can see thru their performance.

  • @Skalmans750 and that works?? what world do you live it? I have been there 8 times and that sounds like a keyboard jockey to me

  • @getnready2011 You been here 8 times!...impressive! I use to live there for 17 years ;) it helps you to sort most of the baddies from the goodies and it will save you alot of hard labor.

    Today im "only" spending 3-7 months a year in Thailand so id say that i know the country and the ppl better then the most of the 2 week holiday noobs comming here.

  • @Skalmans750 sorry you must know what your talking about so I wont get in a pissing contest with you. your right and i am wrong. it's youtube who cares?

  • good music :)

  • Funny song...heheheh

  • HAHAHA GOOD GOOD GUT GUT

  • Wer Singt das Lied und wo bekomm ich mehr davon ?????

  • @badmad161 . Das Lied singt ein Deutscher, welcher in Pattaya gelebt hat. Er hieß Detlef Heise und ist meines Wissens am 23.01.2009 im Alter von 59 Jahren gestorben. Wende dich mal an asiapartner der hier auch gepostet hat. Er wird dir eventuell helfen können.

  • Wer Singt das Lied und wo bekomm ich mehr davon ?????

  • hahahahaah wie geil^^ genau perfect der song:) realy song hahaaha nice nice:D:D:D i looooove only youuu my ti raaak, believe me i never want work baaaar for you^^ hahahah geil

  • This song is so good!

    It nails it!! what you hear is exactly what you might hear from those 'pattaya gals'

  • Gooill Thailand ist der größte Puff der Welt Ladys,Boys da ist man gerne bisexuell so geile fickärsche wie die haben da werd ich gerne zur Drecksau

  • Soooo Geeeiilllll  gemacht..... Finde das video echt vollgeil!!!

  • send me money send me money send me money :PpPpPppPp this is the TRUE....

  • @vhoko doch nicht etwa von boy oder?

  • 6 days and a wake-up and I'll be back in PARADISE !! I LOVE LOS !!!

  • @Jmpmstrtex have a great time!

  • @pattayalob

    Oh you BET I WILL !!! Trip 9 !

  • "fall down motobike, go hospital"

    buy scrawny cow for mummy, send some moneys

    tutiution fees for scam university and how to spot a sucker 101

    

  • lol song tells truth ive heard a friend said it b4 she said if u aint got money u aint funny o well thats harsh :(

  • i love this country it's great!i'm going this summer!i can't wait!!!!!

  • really amazing !!! all is true !

  • Es war eine schoene Ueberraschung mein/unser Lied auf YouTube zu finden. Ich habe dieses Lied zusammen mit ein paar anderen ueber Thailand getextet und mein inzwischen verstorbener Freund Detlef Heise hat es gesungen und auch in Zusammenarbeit mit mir eine CD produziert. Da kommen schoene Erinnerungen zurueck.

    Eine schoene Geschichte...

  • um, is it just me or does anybody else think the voice sounds like the "cookie monster". u will know what i mean if u were born in Australia unless they show "sesame street" in other countries.

  • @s5101984 It's actually Cookie Monsters Farang cousin, "Thai Pussy Monster".

  • @s5101984 That comment is hilarious! Sesame street is an american show and is shown everywhere even Afghanistan!

  • hahahahahahaha

  • fuck philli, iv done both and thai pisses all over philli hands down, hence philli once and thai 5 times, nuff said trust me....

  • Fuckin nice song and lyrics hahahahahaha!

  • Hahhaaaaa der Song ist genial!

    All die gesprochenen Texte habe ich vor ein paar Wochen selber von den Damen gehört :)))))))))

    But I love Pattaya

  • Phillipines is not safe, same as Mexico

  • hahaha lol true 100%

  • Hallo,

    wie heißt die cd ?

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  • bigaallaann

    i fuck always for free ;-)

    but no honey, big money, honey, no money

  • wo bekomme ich die ganze cd her???

    SONGS SIND GENIAL ;)

  • First time I have heard this and it is so funny and true! However, on the other hand loud mouthed, sweaty, fat, boring, opinionated European, American and Autralian western women are definitely not the way to go! Urghhh!

    Give me a Thai girl, or a Pinoy, yes give her a little money, but she makes me so happy too.

  • Hahahahah . . yes very good text.. and its how it really is ! money- is love there hahahah and so many stupid guys get fooled and ripped of - because they think - with the wrong head !

  • Great song and totally true.

  • This song is so accurate it should be played and drummed into the heads of all numpties when travelling to the land of scams... sorry..,smiles for the first time.

  • 100% wahr die thais selber spielen das ab (bar) obwohl sie nix verstehen xD

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  • hahaha thats hallarious!" whats your name where u come from!!" thats the first thing they all say!

  • absolute wahrheit

  • sawadee khap to all-its a thai forum here or youtube?????????

  • ein geiles lied, ich hau mich weg.

  • After 20 years Thailand is still my second home, when im in Sweden i cant wait to go back to Thailand, and vice versa.

    Ive been the "first timer" and i have done all the misstakes and i have been cheated and lied to, i have seen the true Thailand, i have seen the true face of the Thais. i have learned about the "do" and the "dont's" . Some stuff made me feel sick and disapointed, others made me feel happy.

  • QSue22....Money Yes Passport No

    Because when they have no Thai Passport they can´t go back to THAILAND anymore!!! And they loose their faces by there owen People ! Don't forgett Thailand is a KINGDOM ! Your never say bey bey to the King and than You want comeback...

  • pumpui63.

    Thais (or other people moving abroad) can without problem apply for new passports when the old on is out of date.

    This is done at the Thaiembassy in the country where u live, not a big problem.

    To Thais the King is equal (or nearly) to god, and no thai would dream about saying bb to the king . unless you are a criminal and have to flee the country.

    I cant see anything wrong with wanting a better life and if that means leaving Thailand so why not? it's up to the individual.

  • Skalmans750

    You are right !

    But I mean when the Thais have a Passport from Germany were I come from! This is a example ! If I were married ! And it don`t work and than theThai Girl go back to Thailand , she can´t live no more in her country ! When she have a German Passport!!! Lot of my Friends have a Thai Women! And all of them want not give away the Thai PASSPORT !!! With the German Passport you can't buy nothing in Thailand !!! House-Land "51-49" % RULES

  • Hi again pumpui.

    Im sorry to see that the German passport rules is different from Swedens, yet we are both members of the EU?

    My wife (Thai) got 2 passports 1 Swedish and 1 Thai. This she could choose of her own free will allthough shes been living in sweden for 13years now.

    And this is not unique to her, most of the Thais living here got doubble passports..are you sure about the rules in Germany? it sounds very strange to me.

    Phom Yin dee roo djak khun ;)

  • Sawadee Skalmans750

    After you answer me I google german-thai citizenship !! Everybody say something else! More questions than answers ! I am glad that i not married ...

    PS. nice to read from you.

  • every country is famous for something right? for example Swiss= watches, Japan=technology, Australia+Kangaroo, USA= independence and freedom, Gremany=fine cars, Mexico=hot food

    Thailand = plentiful cheap whores

    hey its true

  • These girls give you:

    1.Empty balls

    2.Empty Wallet

    3.Empty Bank account ( buy them a new phone and gifts )

    4.Empty feeling when they leave you to move onto the the next sucker.

    Solution ? Laugh in their face everytime they mention anything to do with money.

  • What do you expect??? What would you do to support your family??? What would you think when you see millions of tourists,throwing away their money and acting like kings-- and your family is suffering !!!! If you have this opinion,it`s

    better for you to visit another country --

    maybe the Northpole,where everything is

    cold. My brother is Thai --- they are warm

    and loyal,when you have their heart you

    will have all,what european are looking for !! You did not understand anything!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Superkicker.... wake up! u can read in every magazine in Thailand how the prostitution is changing face. From poor people with no choice, to a way to get luxury and easy money for consumption.

    This is a well known fact in Thailand also also an source for many discussions.

    Todays "workinggirls" are very often schoolgirls or other girls with a normal profession daytime and "extrajob" nightime. Ofc there is still people with tragic family situations, but not nearly as bad as for 15 years ago.

  • @superkicker2009 ,does that mean it is acceptable to stitch up foriegn men and make your country look bad just because they come from a poorish background?!India,Bangladesh and other places are far poorer but you do not see those people scamming Thai`s do,those folks seem to have some honour and pride which some Thai`s don`t,i have a Thai sister in law and a Thai g/f by the way and have been many times so know the score.

  • Ive been working in india and i saw as much of this as ive seen in Thailand. It's just served in a nother way and more hidden.

    But as i said before...the face of the prostitution is changing face, from survival to consumption.

  • Good comment when you put it like that. I've only been once but will go many times. I think the people who get scammed are the people who don't keep a level head.

  • My last visit... I sat on beach -helping the local 'girls' with their english correspondence - they had FILES full of names/addresses/emails - telling all the 'schmucks' the same thing..... me need operation...me need medicine... mama sick... ROTFLMAO + keeping a tab on who was coming back to thailand and when.... great business and i dont blame the girls/ladyboys one bit. The girls want two things.

    Foreign passport and Money.

    You think otherwise?=DELUSIONAL!

  • Hey - clever man. ......and what do they

    hey clever man!! ... and what do they really think about us??? you seem to be an expert!! You speak enough thai - is it really enough to understand their mentality and their way of life?? Now you are sitting and laughing about the "firstimers" what have you been when you arrived in thailand 1st time!!!! I think you arrived as an expert!!! You are

    AROGANT!!!!!

  • Huh?.....Read my post again and you will see that its a tribute to the clever businesswomans working in bars.

    They easily fool any of us "experienced" farangs to belive that we are special ;)

    And yes..i find it very entertaining to see and listen how they work...they know exactly what buttons to press to open the wallet and our ego´s

    Poo Chai JaiYen

  • I speak Thai enough to understand what the girls really thinks about us.

    And ull be surprised what they really think about you behind that "shes interested in me" smile....hahah...so funny

  • Hahaha....this video can be used as an "intro for Newbies in Thailand" aint´t it fun to sit and just watch the "firstimers" get flattered by the "hello sexy man" hehehe... Just to discover that everyone with a male gender, fat,old,young,ugly,smelly, are sexymen :) hehe..so good!

  • Simondigit - I agree with you! A hot Thai

    girl,even being a whore,will always treat you much better than most of European and so called "honest"woman. Also: I prefer in the morning to receive a nice and

    warm smile,than to hear some cries:"breakfast is already done?" from a

    European "lady"!! --- Worst case: Woman

    with hairnet!!!!!!!!

  • Yes wives are the biggest whores out there, why not get a hot young thai girl rather tahn a fat loud mouthed white elephant. Its the truth of it and its what drives all the femslut hate against these glorious clips.

    Get over there boys.

  • @simondigit agree  100 per cent

  • @simondigit ot you could come at a young age find a beautiful young thai girl thats not and has never been a whore with a good background thats studies in good universities has a well rounded family

  • @kse6063 How about u learn English?

  • @kse6063 i can speak thai and english you fucking troll. screw off

  • @simondigit hehe so true

  • So can someone tell me what a prostitute is? Is it a woman that has sex for money or could it be a woman that marries for money or status?

    In my honest opinion a Thai prostitute that really gives you that girlfriend experience, is hands down better then being married to a European or American cunt! At least with a Thai woman if she is playing you for money she will treat you much better then your European or Gringa Pig!

    Guys get this in the long or short run they will dost you far less!

  • Better a nice and slim thai girl that wants

    money - than a fat and loud european

    elephant woman that wants money,too !!!!!!!

  • years ago they just wanted your address, nowadays it's your email and mobile addresses, they just set you up for parting with your money.

    been going on and off since 1982, they are still the same. Money NUMBER ONE.

  • Nice to get everything you want with money with those prostitutes... But once they will screw you that's gonna be BIG TIME ! Thousand of naive foreigners (old or young) have lost BIG and in a few cases up to their lives in family plots and fake marriages with south east asians girls. These girls are patients , very patients and they are backed up by huge family advises... Until they get what they want!  Asian girls, since their early age, don't play anything but MONEY GAMES !

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­H ;) so tru HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i love thiland

  • no money, no honey :-)

  • I disagree!!! I am not ugly. In fact I'm

    above average. IN my country I have to

    spend money to take women on dates

    and buy presents. Then get married and

    give her my money. I prefer to go where

    women will provide sex for money.

  • @facebreaker

    No Money,No Honey, No Honey,No Money = No Fuck

  • very ture  wornds

  • hahahaha heard it all of the girls, buy this for me buy that for me hahahaha come close

  • Pattaya is ok if you need a quick sexual enclosure with some bitches, but many foreigners try to shop for love/ help poor girlsssss.......

    That is where it goes wrong......

    So many beautiful sweet Thai ladies outside of tourist zones, why only few go there.

    Mai pen rai na krab

  • dont talk about ur mother like this!

  • you can take a girl out of a bar.. but you can never take the bar out of a girl.!!

  • not very original old boy, heard that one twenty years ago...

  • i think you are right....

  • jamesbondbond...i mean...

  • If a bar girls mouth is moving...she's telling a lie! So keep it full of your ....well you get the idea!

  • come to pattaya we have the dirtiest sluts on earth and we will give you any desease you want at no extra charge. Come all you low lifes who couldn't even get a fuck from your own dog. We promise to wash after every 500 clients.

  • You obviously have no idea of the bar scene in Pattaya.

  • I agree man, man your comment was just funny but also true hahahah!

  • ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!

  • Thats the Tailand we know..

  • Tailand ? where is that?

  • Thailand..  sorry...

  • No, I am sorry for being silly....

  • you are realy ting tong mak mak 555

  • Funny ass song.

  • lol funny song

    but true:)

  • hahaha i remember this :D at least i got my dream 5 sexy girls at once :D

  • hesno! times av changed they go 4 retards like u!!!!

  • haha, this is in a sense quite true when it comes to "this" kind of Thai girls :)

    Again, why would anyone expect anything else? They do it for cash and you're the one that is BUYING the service. At least they have imagination and a beautiful smile, not to mention everything else. :)

  • bin gerade aus pattaya zurueck war in der soi 53 sukhumvit.....also man kann auch umsonst seinen spass haben...einfach hoffnungen auf ein visa machen dann gibts pussy for free:-)

    wer meint geld gold und andere dinge zu geben bitte....:-))))

  • You forgot Nokia mobile phone :)

  • and the worst.... everybody thinks every thaigirl is a bar-girl.

    imagine how it feels like...

    anyways - I dig this song :)

  • Soll ich euch was sagen?

    Ich bin nächste Woche wieder für drei Wochen in Pattaya. ;) Zum Glück bin ich kein ater Sack.

  • Einfach Super dieses Video so ist es wirklich.

  • hey der falang

  • Ein Tribut für alle Scheinwerfer!Nichts als die Wahrheit!

  • Great song - nothing but the truth. So be warned ... never make a Thai bargirl your wife or girlfriend! Sure "normal" Thai girls might be a good partner but more difficult to find a good one there than in your homecountry.

  • nicht alle thai frauen wollen einen nur abzocken....nur bei 30 oder 40 jahren alters unterscheid normal

  • Woher weisst Du das?

    Eigene Erfahrung?

    Abgezogen kann nur werden, wer Geld hat.

  • da siest du das du ein ideot bist und nichts kabirst den der hat recht so ist es grus tom

  • hi tom ja du hast recht...die meissten hier verstehen den song gar nicht...echt idiotisch....war selber 4 mal in pattaya er hat sowas von recht mfg stefan

  • danke mein freund entlich ein mann ich wahr 8.jahre in pattaya es ist immer das selbe,gieb mi many tilack m.f.g tom

  • bin erst seit 2 jahren in pattaya mir gefällt es halt auch wenn ich weiss das alles eine grosse Illusion ist...no money no honey....wenn man kein geld hat sind die weiber weg...leider

  • Too funny.

  • passt wie hammer auf nagel, sauber :-)

  • So viel Wahrheit in 3 Minuten gepackt. In Phuket ist es genauso nur teurer ;)

    Gruesse aus Phuket

  • eines der besten sachen die ich seit langem im tube gesehen habe ,einfach spitze

  • Super gemacht. Habe mich kaputt lachen müssen, als ich das geile Video sah. Nur meine thailändische Frau findet das Video und vor allem den Text komischerweise überhaupt nicht lustig. Ich aber schon :-)Meine Frau hat mir auch erst kürzlich erzählt, das ihr Vater einen "Accident" hat und "sendete ihm money" nach Thailand. Außerdem "needs she also money", weil sie auch ständig "pleite" ist.

    5 Punkte für das geile Video! Super! Ich liebe diesen schwarzen Humor!

  • Same question - who is the singer and song name?

  • hahaha LOL , iam Happy to find this Song back by youtube .....

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH so tru HAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • yours speedy zooming in and out makes this a total crap video.waste of time

  • where can i get a copy of that song it gr8 who sings it.............

  • Not that very true there ... There are good Girls to... Hmm ...

  • brilliant!! Very true too!!

  • brilliant!!!!

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