Zack Galifianakis hopes 4 a better tommorrow w/out Dane Cook

[boothesquirrel]

i thought that song was going into a dubstep remix

[purplenurps]

Most of those faggots at coachella probably like dane cook, those guys just follow what ever popular at the moment.

[TheScienceguy77]

this is so raven

[scarabim]

I don't see any reference to Dane Cook, but I just want to say that the only time he was ever ACTUALLY funny was his first comedy special on Comedy Central back in the day before he was hugely famous. Ever since then he has just re-hashed old jokes and monopolized on his crazy antics on stage... sigh.

Oh well, Zach is great.

[mbob67]

if youre referring to the stand-up special where dane is in a black wifebeater, that's the worst half an hour of comedy i've ever seen. the entire time he's falling down, crawling around on the stage, and pouring water on himself. it was so awful.

[WhiteShizzle]

Yup, and he just got even worse after that

[certifiedwhiteboy]

I dont see how this has anything to do with Dane Cook..

[JCdizzog]

i actually liked dane cook for a while until i realized that all his jokes follow the same format. its something like: So not to long ago/when i was a child i was at (insert place, pause for cheers and talk about how awesome that place) and then (state an everyday activity describing it with a lot of enthusiasm and profanity) and so I thought (insert sexual comment). that my friends, is the dane cook joke generator.

[Duffman764]

I was the same way. But also, I noticed that some of his GOOD jokes, other people had also told, but earlier and with punchlines.

"I have a scoop for you. I stole [Denis Leary's] act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did." --Bill Hicks

[avth76]

AH HA! so, that's why dane cook sucks balls. he had one good routine very long ago.....ONE.

[5anjii]

@JCdizzog I love it. That should be a facebook widget.

[marmanson96]

Dave Cook is not funny at all. Id rather watch my parents f#@$^& than his "comedy" act.

[Blarghargh]

I would as well. Your parents, not mine

[catstrut713]

Ya, Dave Cook...

[CHIHUAHUAconda]

he does a similar act with different pages to rip off on his Live @ The Onion DVD. with a live choir of kids....pretty damn funny

[JusTCaLLMePuLSsE]

haha i loved that.

[a4fingerdfister4u]

ya zach is my favorite comedian and i admit im slightly sick of dane cook but to say that he is not funny is absurd. when harmful if swallowed came out i couldnt stop laughing. the only thing is that his humor is so impulsive and now his act kind of centers around it and builds off of that so that he really premeditates everything in advance. idk people definitely criticize him more since hes popular and thats just dumb. just because hes not as talented as zach doesnt mean he isnt funny

[dirkschuitsma]

@a4fingerdfister4u

He isnt funnyyyyyy!!! Get it?!

[grimster888]

How can we survive when people think Dane Cook is funny

[WKJ8732]

WHOOOOOOOOA...I think everyone needs to take a step back and chill...For serious.

[McCron0419]

Sound hurt my ears on that shit.

[charlieonehorse]

where the fuck does it say anything about dane cook?

[tamadrummer21]

the title...

[gcbain9000]

Dane Cook is funny. Zach Galifianakis is funny too. I'll admit Zach is more original, but their comedic styles aren't even remotely similar and should not be compared against one another. Only reason why everyone rips on Cook so much is because he's popular and you idiots feel like you have to go against the status quo, regardless of whether it makes sense or not.

[zacman50]

I go against Cook because he's a material stealing hack (he truly, truly is). That and his act consists of him saying a slightly abstract word, and repeating it several times "Shoes...this guy. SHOES". And the fact that he laughs at his own jokes just as much as the audience bugs the fuck out've me

[pleasingbaritone]

hahahaha you naive bastard.

[NuMetalBeDamned]

Don't say shit you cannot back up. I mean seriously. You honestly believe that people rip on Dane Cook is because he is popular? Well that says a lot about your sense of humor now doesn't it. Back in the day, we all hated Cook because he has never said anything funny in his entire life but... Honestly- If he were able to stand in one place without being a complete gimmick and tell his 'jokes' that way, he wouldn't be nearly as popular as he is now.

[lbear1818]

delivery is part of comedy. zach's comedy would not be as funny if he didnt act depressed in his shows

[NuMetalBeDamned]

Yes, and that is 100% true.  But Dane's 'comedy' revolves entirely around running in circles and shouting profusely. Comedians should also be able to tell a funny joke, much like Zach her3e.

[gregcarson]

i think thats a total misconception, watch any of his HBO hour long routines, this 'over the top physical comedy' that people always reference about dane cook is like nonexistent. He did it in a couple of shows in his early days and people think thats all his comedy is about. Try actually watching some stuff..

Sometimes I think people just like more obscure or less popular musicians/artists/comedians WHATEVER because it makes them feel MORE pseudo-intellectual than other people or something...

[NuMetalBeDamned]

Why can't people just accept that many of us don't like Cook? And are you sure you meant a couple of his shows, and not a couple hundred? I can't find a damn video on the internet of him telling worthy jokes.

And don't say "oh well y do u watch his videos if u dont like him then", because i always have to be sure whether or not i dislike an individual; Ii try not to judge.

[greenbrad182]

Yea but the argument isn't about you. What you're saying is fallacious. Well I know about 80% of the US population thinks he's funny. Numbers don't lie, how else would he be popular, it's because he makes people laugh and who cares what way he does it? As long as he does it.

[NuMetalBeDamned]

Shut up. 80%? Ok...

[metalicusmaximus]

this whole 80% and numbers don't lie shit is for the birds. Barbara Streisand and Cher have fans by the millions... so does that mean they fuckin rule? Limp Bizkit sold 20 million albums when they were out, so they obviously kick ass, right? WRONG!

"Childhood is a JOKE!"

[shmoislegend47]

you know 65% of all statistics are made up on the spot?

[avth76]

yeah, 23% of people already know that.

[Ayame837]

hmmm zach isnt that funny, dane cook is a lot funnier...XP

[banduril]

look at how dumb you are

[Ayame837]

shut the hell up, does it look like i care what other people think about me....otherwise i wouldnt put that comment there....so ur the dumbass here.

[banduril]

you cared enough to type out that dumbass reply.

now you know what it means to be...owned

[Ayame837]

actually i wanted to see who would be the first dumbass to comment me...so congrats jackass!! ^.^

oh and i will never be owned..no one can own me XP

[zacman50]

that sounds eerily similar to something I recently heard an 8-year-old say...

[dirtpipedan]

Wait.. isn't Dane Cook the one that got caught stealing material from actual comedians? oh yeaaah...

[thedamnedxx]

true story.

[TheRecluse26]

Obviously not... probably why you're a Dane Cook fan.

[fakedick]

Dane Cook is absolute garbage and the only people still laughing at him are ugly girls who think he's cute and little boys impressed by middle fingers.

[BeholdJesse]

Dane Cook sucks period.

End of discussion

[zachansonhasbigballs]

I agree.

He isn't that funny. A lot of girls like him cause he's "cute".

[novemberunderground]

He is awful. I'm actually embarrassed for the guy with some of those jokes. Have you ever seen Simon Sez? Dennis Rodman's performance was better.

[novemberunderground]

not Zack. Dane Cook. Youtube doesn't like when I reply to shit.

[zachansonhasbigballs]

Hahahaha you are funny.

You're definitely more funny than Dance Cook. But we all know that's not too hard to do.

[snoogatron]

your omission of the comma after "sucks" was a good choice

[Geezart1982]

Zach > Dan Cook

[ilovecorn666]

i liked dane cook like four years ago but now its like he is the bigest dip shit in the world.

[Zachariavoo]

I wonder what the first argument on youtube was over. One ponders.....

and yes I agree with thou Galifianakis, swell bold and obnoxiously obvious point made and how he renditioned that into a classical Annie take, genius...

[ZacharyWDS17]

Dane cook is a watered down Daniel Tosh, Louis C.K., and George Carlin. He gets there jokes, and adds random yelling and shit in between them.

[jaml311]

dane cook started out hilarious on comedy central presents......................­. then he sold out

he sucks now

sorry guys... its just the truth

[Raykak]

nice mic

[wsoxrule923222]

I don't know why people deny that Dane Cook is funny. Yea there are better comedians, but he still has some funny stuff.

[Vash397]

WAT?

[grandplans]

.............................

[grenadeserenade]

It doesn't matter. Dane Cook is an ass.

[sableJester]

i don't get what this has to do with dane cook.

[tophat753]

The last page of the full length version says "Kill Dane Cook." I guess this one just ends at "Hire a Mexican to protest the war for you."

[CH3MIS7RY]

amen...dane cook is an ashton kutcher calibre DOUCHEBAG

[UBERTRON777]

Dressing up as a girl does not mean your stealing from Monty Python, it means your stealing from girls. Think about it.

[WarriorBoy]

Why is "without Dane Cook" in the title?

[A2THEANDREW23]

he also copied a demetri martin joke on about the toes being cut off, when someone brings you the wrong shoe

[the321321]

I know man, Dane Cook is a hack

[imaman1981]

totally agree

[DonnerPartyAnimals]

Well A2THEANDREW23, Demritri Martin stole his entire fucking persona from Mitch Hedberg, so you can't fucking talk.

[bbkd3b]

Then you might as well say every deadpan comedian ever stole their entire persona from Steven Wright.

[soffish]

This.

[pandabackflip]

Dane Cook has a big ego. His jokes lack intelligence.

[djhenyo]

They lack more than intelligence, they lack timing, rhythm, subtlety, and pretty much everything makes comedy funny except for voice fluctuation. Dane Cook is just loud, and he is already wortn out all of his appeal. He played himself.

[CodyT3212]

Dane Cook is terrible. The movies add to it, but WITHOUT them he's STILL a piece of shit. His act is just flat out not funny. And the fact that EVERYBODY and their fucking dog loves him is an aspect of it i cannot stand. HE i cannot stand. His jokes are, dare i say such an un-intelligent word "douchebaggish". there it is, he is a DOUCHEBAG. i dont want to watch a DOUCHEBAG tell shit that a 12 year old could think up. Zach should be the wealthy one. He'd make quality films.

[Khanline]

I agree 100%. I've been trying to word it that way for so long. Good Job.

[stoneybebop]

Also somthing that you dont know is that ( believe it or not ) comedy does NOT pay that well and most time is spent struggeling so if theses people get the chance to make some more mony so that they can do what they ACTUALLY love i say MORE POWER TO THEM>...

[stoneybebop]

OMG would all you little know nothings just( in the words of zach) "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" You people dont know anything about these people if you were given a chance to do a movie would you???.....OMG your such a " SELL OUT " ! all comedians steal jokes like musicians steal tunes.

[ronamuck214]

Not all comedians steal jokes. At least the good ones don't.

[OliverAB]

Nobody "STEALS" jokes.

Jokes don't belong to anyone.

[ronamuck214]

they belong to the comic who wrote them. And if another comic takes that joke without permission and doesn't give the other guy credit, that's stealing.

[OliverAB]

So then am I stealing a joke when I say

"Knock Knock"

Or "Why did the chicken cross the road"

[bpa619]

sure you are... you're stealing it from the very first person to say that joke!

It was me... btw.

[robadonkadonk]

By that logic, I'm going to form a band and release Led Zeppelin's IV album. They can't sue me for copyright infringement because music doesn't BELONG to anyone.

[keven001]

That would be a cover album, and that wouldn't be illegal. Good argument there bub.

[robadonkadonk]

Si if I call my band Led Zeppelin and release the EXACT SAME ALBUM they wouldn't get pissed, eh? Try taking that one to court.

[djhenyo]

You have no idea what the letters IP stand for, and I am not going to enlighten your retarded ass. Look it up. Oh yeah, you are one of those dumb people who doesn't look up anything unless you plan on buying it at some point. Have fun sucking at life and never finding out why, idiot.

[OliverAB]

Internet Provider. IF you're talking to me, you're the one that comes out as an idiot.

What kind of fool judges someone when they've never even met them.

And what the hell does IP have to do with this conversation, anyway?

[timthetortoise]

IP in this context is actually intellectual property, ignoramus.

[OliverAB]

Well in that case, then intellectual property would apply to Zach right now. He's stealing jokes from Monty Python for dressing up as a woman. Besides, I stll fail to see how not thinking that Dane Cook steals jokes makes me fail at life.

As if the secret to a happy life is the knowledge of whose jokes are what.

But yeah, thats me. Mr. Consumer, just sitting around in my Lay-Z boy on my Dell looking at Schwinn staplers on E-Bay so I can fit in at my offise better.

Dick,

[timthetortoise]

I don't even care about this discussion, just wanted to let you know what IP actually means in it, and that you're pretty ignorant (as illustrated in your last post).

[OliverAB]

lol.

So are you aware of the NOFX song Timmy the Turtle?

Cause you're stealing their idea by having that name.

I'm not saying Dane Cook is funny, but what jokes has he stolen, anyway?

[timthetortoise]

Tortoise != turtle. My name is inspired by the band Tortoise, and even if it were inspired by the NOFX song, I'm not making money off of it. Big difference there. Google "dane cook stolen jokes" and you'll find out.

[RathskellarQuaff]

you're a dipshit, stop arguing. You're bat shit at it.

[timthetortoise]

I'm not arguing anything, dolt.

[RathskellarQuaff]

yea you are, you're arguing your case, and like I said you're bat shit at it. You even use words like dolt. NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEE

[timthetortoise]

Blah blah blah

[OliverAB]

I dunno man. Dolt makes you sound pretty cool.

Like a wizard.

Or a person who's never known what love feels like.

[johnny2125]

you say bat shit alot

[yinucsd]

wow, people that are ignorant to what they are arguing for never seem to stay on topic. at which point they try to point out anything that will help their side, even if it is completely off topic, like a useless observation they think will bolster their argument. just admit you dont know the concept of I.P. instead of looking like an ass and trying to point out a sreen name is an infringement on I.P.

[Pumpie]

Kind of like what you just did there?

[dwbrcdub]

Dane Cook is a good looking, mainstream, comedian, moviestar, therefore making him an unfunny doosh. Many people dress as women, that doesnt mean they're stealing from anyone else who wore a dress. The context of the joke is different, therefore Zach isnt copying anyone.

[Noahisarockstar]

dane cook didnt steal knock knock jokes, he stole whole bits from louis ck basically word for word he got on stage and said the same thing louis ck said years before. thats stealing

and yes to cover a song you DO have to get permission from the band or label and if u started a band called led zeppelin... the REAL led zeppelin can and probably will sue you

dane cook sucks

[OliverAB]

Yes he does.

Actually, I dont know why I'm arguing. HE sorta is a joke theif. Huh.

Although I guess one thing I'll say is that the Lois CK joke about making silly noises when trying to help somebody, like insted of saying "Watch out for that car" you just go "Ga---CAR!"

I mean, thats really easily observed. It happens to everyone.

[Noahisarockstar]

that wasnt the only joke he took tho, he also took the joke where louis ck said he was gonna name his children sounds listen to the track "my son optimus prime" and there was another joke i dont remeber but it wasli ke word for word taken by dane cook

[OliverAB]

Thats true. He was ginna name one just Fffffffffffffffffff

And Cook said something stupid, not word for word, but it was just a sound, like "Pblrt" or something.

[jeffellingson]

what does this video have to do with dane cook?

[sibrknot]

he stole 2 jokes from louis ck, the joke about naming a baby and a jogger gettin hit by a car plus his act sucks u have to have a 1min attention span to watch him, he s just a shitty comic. anyone can run and jump around a stabge with a mic

[ZombieBrainsDev]

Dane Cook does steal material, if you listen to his joke about the shoe store Demetri Martin did the same joke before him.

[MizZarler]

dane cook is garbage

[Yankees1JR]

Dane Cook is gonna be the new Chevy Chase, he's started off amazingly well, but his career has tanked b/c he's stolen material and sold out to make movies.

[sicofitall]

agreed

[d983394]

woah buddy, take it easy on chevy chase

[Yankees1JR]

lol, sorry but you have to admit that he sold out. i dont think that theres many comdeians out there that have a lot of respect for him.

[Brotha633]

why? because he made it successful and is actually making big movies now? chevy chase also did movies.. does that mean he sold out also? he deserves to make big movies now. its not like he stopped doing stand up, hes got his new album coming out. and i believe hes doing stand up as we speak.

[Yankees1JR]

But he quit for over a year and ran straight to doing movies. Look at a guy like Steve Carrell, he made his career as a comedian and writer, and he's still doing it now. I used to love Dane Cook until he ran out and made a movie with every script that passed him by. Now, or until I hear some original stand-up coming from him, I will not respect him.

[Yankees1JR]

I mean, people in his own profession don't even respect him, so how should anyone believe he's original. I haven't seen a single comedian working today that has any respect for him. They either don';t care about what he's doing, or they can't stand him. The only reason the guy's he's with no like him is b/c he's giving them jobs.

[leif77]

his movies suck though... show me danes christmas vacation and then well talk...

[metallicakixtotalass]

um problem with that is that he wasn't even funny before

[thehaysta]

i was there

they mention dane cook cause one of his signs said kill dane cook

[roebuckmckinney]

I can answer the Dane Cook thing. Further along in the bit, there's a sheet stating something not so nice about Dane Cook--I don't remember exactly what, it being October when I saw the bit, but it was vicious. And Patton and Zach and those folks do tend to see Dane Cook as being a hack.

[joshhope]

i didn't see it in the video, but a lot of people dislike dane cook. he's just kind of taking the comedy that zach galifinakis and patton oswalt and brian posehn started and doing it not as well. also, he steal material. specifically from louis ck.

[Rainbowafterflood]

Dane didn't steal material. People can joke about the same topic and have different jokes without any of it being "stolen". Maybe he got ideas from Louis CK, but from the clips I've seen and heard, I can't say that he stole any of it.

[IMANFBIAGENT]

are you stupid?

you sound stupid

[Rainbowafterflood]

Not so much. Thanks for asking.

[Freepablo]

Yeah he didn't steal it. He just copied CK's material word for word. Which is not stealing.

[MissOwnYou]

I don't see why he was mentioned either. =/

[modlovecat]

I dont understnad why dane cook is mentioned

[akmeyer2]

He did this act at my school. I got the Faggot Baby one after the show and got him to sign it. it was tight

[purplemoose5]

i was right there too!