Iliza Shlesinger - Hand Job

[gaalen111]

Iliza<3

[Ianhoulihan]

not funny.

[brandoncsk]

Shes wild! And fucking funny haha.

[Meni69]

Heard on the Joe Rogan Podcast she dresses down for performing, then will change to go out in the clubs and look hot. Doesn't want to look hot on stage.

[irapelittlekidserday]

id cum on her face and poop in her mouth

[jondiroku]

i'd still take that handy J

[puffykilled2pac]

I think woman can be funny but I've never seen a funny woman stand up comic

[mrhunsy1]

She thought this joke was a lot funnier than it was.

[lord69z]

Women notoriously suck at hand jobs, its cuz they are doing it to a pro.

[SkwerlBergamot]

1. 45 mins? my fap sessions reach two hours long

2. no lotion, not circumsized, don't need it

3. eye contact, no problem

looks like alls in check iliza let's go

[CoolerKing37]

@SkwerlBergamot 2 hours? How disproportionate are your arms?

[SkwerlBergamot]

@CoolerKing37

pretty equal, i can't notice any asymmetry

i work out, so that might help

[Lolic0nz]

kitten paws and nekomimi plz.

[Shubham921]

i did not find it funny.

[thegrimyeaper]

45 minutes with eye contact while she jerks me off? YES PLEASE!

[mousawiq8]

she has to consider throwing herself from the top of a mountain :)

[oogp]

she looks like my ex I hate this bitttch. brun in hell

[lhtony]

calling her funny is an insult to carlos mencia

[schmendriks]

sexual comedy is the lowest form of comedy, thats why alot of women use it.

[reraom]

NOT FUNNY, NEXT

[erinnelson92]

dude she is sooo funny

[constipatedlecher]

i'm not a big fan of the comments about this comedian that say things like "hot but not funny." i think she definitely has the potential to become a good comedian, but her material just isn't there yet. her delivery and impression ability definitely show promise, though.

i especially don't like this particular bit about hand jobs - yes i'm a guy, and that probably has something to do with it. i just find it kind of alienating and hostile

[SMIDJID204]

shit your condition is fine by me,,..

[FlyingGold]

if a fat guy would do this it wouldn't be funny

[deltawolf]

899 guys got a boner watching this

[jewface6]

shes hot.

[bkhex]

No lotion? HAHA Jokes on You im not circumcised lubrications not needed :P

[LarryTheSwanson]

this was painful to watch

[xBoy015]

Give me a handjob ;)

[pojo205]

turn it on them, pew!

lmao.

[blackmagic29881]

I'd take a handjob from her. She's "CUTE"

[leNOIRfae]

brutal crowd

[ruideng111]

i would love for her to give me a hand job for 45 minutes.

[jonnychrist1708]

@MegaMytube99  im sure she'll bang your fat ass

[tunney101]

hottest comic around.

[itech33]

mirin'

[doctender77]

Listened to her on the Rogan podcast and thought she was kind of funny. I think this just confirms it. She's probably funny in conversations but not really pay to make you laugh funny

[emmajayneroo]

holy crap full on girl crushing

[leonzioooo]

hum... not funny. How on earth did she win the las comedian standing?

[mark2bit]

Her ass is goin' places.

[LFCzeppelin8]

Lol I 45 minutes with her, hell to the yes!



[keithdavidkeith]

mild.

[imasonfree]

That was a pretty 'hands on' joke...

[AntDX316]

lol

[BigPimp14]

i accept her terms

[DoleUSMC]

you pulled a reverse "spider man"... sucks to be that dude lol.

[BikiniDeathSquad]

very funny! and I wouldn't mind a handjob like that at least once

[3732334]

unfortunately, she was just joking

[vahidmirkhani]

NOW I get it. She's gay AND hot because she had a bad boyfriend. Stupid jerk!! SHE COULD BE STR8 NOW YOU ******* !!!

[TheTrippleTKA]

okay, some of you guys got blinded by her quteness, but this aint funny. She is talking exotic but NOT funny.

[thomasthaott]

let me just name drop wanda sykes as a great female comic that doest constantly spew sex jokes or her sex life jokes. she has done them but she has other great material..most of these female comics we see have nothing else to talk about..come on..

[thomasthaott]

why are SOME female comics so...oh whats the word...BLAND. all they talk about is sex sex sex sex sex. jesus get some real material.

[mnypwrrspkt]

yes! use kitten paws!!! sounds exciting. meow

[cindeler]

she was funny until she threw the goo back at him. gorgeous face, nice hips/butt. i like her

[rediwsCp]

jenifer aniston...

[TheArcticWonder]

That. Was. Funny as hell.

[speedinginmyporsche]

I LOVE YOU ILIZA!!!!

Shalom my Jewish queen!

[jerseysrants]

I think she was ok.. She is on stage in front of people and a camera that's gotta be nerve racking as it is..Give her a while to get more comfortable I think she will be fine

[blueyedemo6]

hahaha its 45 minutes long, no lotion, and you dont break eye contact.. im soo using that one

[verbaledge]

kitten paws sounds like it might feel pretty good

[pedinoway2]

every guy she knows sounds the same

[AlastorDarkAngel]

that was funny

[SnkyCyanTurtle]

lol lol great vid and yes the kitten paws XD

[JoshuaKevinPerry]

Does the Laugh Factory ever give white dudes a shot?

[8triagrammer]

If you wanna see a funny female comedian check out Natasha Leggero

[TheLaughFactory]

@8triagrammer We just posted a new video of her Natasha; look up "LA Gang Tours."

[pyrmontbridge]

@8triagrammer I just saw Natasha and I don't think either of them are funny. Well, let's just say Natasha wasn't as unfunny as this one.

[MrMcPivot]

@8triagrammer Yeaaaaah no.

[dragonskillwithfire]

@8triagrammer how about just seeing a funny comedian?

[pushelildaisies]

I'd dare a motherfucker to say "girls aren't funny" to a hot chick they like who tells them a joke. You best believe they all laugh.

[craze6663]

@pushelildaisies I hate that.....I never do that

[OAKnSTEEL]

hahaha shes good

[YearningForHonesty]

Why do so many female comedians joke about sex? It's like their poop and fart jokes. They're too easy.

[natestarider]

she can give me an old fashioned anytime

[WowzaBoyz]

She's such a freak...I fuck with it.

[inaglasscage]

what a laugh riot.

she's swell.

[adrastea]

search "opie and anthony: smashing female comics"

[trollsshallbetrolls]

I thought she was funny :3

[sk8r112233]

Hilarious xD

[Hockeyevan9992]

She is a female Dane Cook.

[allabastormaroe]

i like that she's one of the few female comics that actually plays out her sexual tales. of all the chicks that'd do it, i'm glad it's her.

[DAstlACE]

LMAO HER SOUND EFFECT @1:00

[ChiggerLemon]

Sexist trolls are failing.

[shipmaker14]

She's fucking hilarious..... It's just that she made every dude in the room feel awkward as fuck!

[GWENMiSCHiEF]

i thought it was funny. i dont like too many female comedians, either

[TheKeeavin]

Seems like most of the laughs female comedians get are out of sympathy.

[hekotin]

Nice ass. Your still not funny.

[Elibelly23]

U SUCK

[goochsurfer]

She's got a hot voice- even if she wasn't talking about jerkin' and stuff.

[Mega12475]

It's ironic coz they are good at it but not good at describing it !!

[Outmod90]

gurl sayin handjob joke ? REALLY !!!!!!

[devrieserik]

nice ass.

[66605777]

I'd rather watch her give a sloppy handjob and shuttin the fuck up.

[Marionet64]

its not funny watching a girl talk about hand jobs...i could sense her akwardness

[countblancula]

"bitches ain't shit" - 2pac

[bboybram]

For all girls who do comedy. I'll explain. Start using adjective... I want a mental image. I need a place and the mood of the situation. You can't go... I had to leave or go or something.

Also what are you trying to say? Like, why the fuck would I laugh if you're just talking pure nonesence. Eventhough delivery could.... aaah fuck it.. GYM.LONGHAIR.SEXTALK... done

[xxUnrealAcexx]

HAHAHAHAH THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE. I was drunk hooking up with a girl a few weeks ago and she tried giving me a handjob while we were making out. I accidentally laughed in her face

[duxluver]

45 minutes of hand job? what you think u r milking a Buffalo?!!

[lubefortube]

i would liek it if she did that to me

[dobbins2550]

Female comedians (99%) are usually pretty bad and filthy in a bad way.

[Mustavalava]

every girl comedian ive seen only talks about sex and relationships.

[dustymiller65]

Bad material; bad delivery.

[jbownzino]

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY, OOPS

[nycpd75]

i would accept her terms :P

[buddahass]

@nycpd75

Hear, hear! In fact, if she can guarantee 45 minutes, I guarantee she'll STILL be the last comic standing.

[RESIDENTRYAN]

well since ur available...

[JetPilotCI]

...

[FrettingCajarot]

of course i have a boner

[frizzybob]

hmmm. hot chicks, trying to use sex jokes.... come on.

[DKBuzzsaw]

@frizzybob You sound HhhhhOTT... FrizzyBob.

[yurmomgos2coledge]

girls aren't funny

[SkittlesGurl4Life]

@yurmomgos2coledge fuck you im fucking hilarious and i have a vagina

[milesbennettdyson]

@yurmomgos2coledge I like Shlesinger because she's NOT like most female comedians--usually their jokes are overly sarcastic or lamely deadpan, and often have way too many "like"s and "you know"s thrown in, as if the comedienne is desperately wanting the audience on her side. Iliza has genuinely funny things to talk about; you can critique her delivery or her pacing, but at least she doesn't talk about her hair, or feminine products. Throwing jizz in a guy's face? Now that's funny.

[DKBuzzsaw]

@yurmomgos2coledge I'm not only a girl, but I am also fucking hilarious... Bitch! Anyway you sound like somebody who never got over their mommy issues. &, if you don't mind me asking, are YOU funny? If yes, I want to see actual proof of this!

[yurmomgos2coledge]

@DKBuzzsaw you clearly aren't funny

[javimiami92]

@yurmomgos2coledge Pretty girls*

[yurmomgos2coledge]

@javimiami92 ?

[MyPaused]

@yurmomgos2coledge at first i doubted you but when i saw this i thought " that dude was fucking right"

[yurmomgos2coledge]

@MyPaused thnks brah

[YurrahAlHadi]

That was funny how she said to turn it bk on him!! hahaha i know right, why guys think all girls want that crap on them, WE DONT. Shes not funny. But she is pretty.

[KTrooper52]

Good material, bad delivery.

[TeeComedian]

@KTrooper52 Thats what she said

[Swenglish]

@KTrooper52 Her delivery was a bit funnier before she was on TV. A lot more laid back. It's like she got secretly coached by Dane Cook or something.

[SukhberS]

I laughed at the kitten paws and her licking the air dick.

[DeanMartin1231]

Your terms are reasonable..

I accept in advance.

[witt19800]

I scrolled down so I could listen to her without seeing how hot she was... I guess I'm gonna have to hate. Not funny. Is Chris Hitchens right?

[DKBuzzsaw]

@witt19800 Is physical comedy a term that you have heard of?

[witt19800]

@DKBuzzsaw Yes, and I've practiced it too, so I know what it looks like. Thanks for chiming in, jackass.

[marcusliciniusad]

@mjn76 Wow...you're a classy fucking goy.

[jsbeard18]

@marcusliciniusad

yea hes a piece of shit. he wishes she would ever give his prick a handjob lol

[marcusliciniusad]

@jsbeard18 Lol...

[Mart1nez13]

a great example of women being Not funny........

[DKBuzzsaw]

@Mart1nez13 You insecure UNFUNNY guys on here bashing somebody who's hilarious because she's a girl. So insecure & so unattractive. All I have to say is don't ever doubt the existence of lesbianism, because it is definitely here to stay! You're chauvinism is exactly like racism, but then again, a lot of insecure guys are also not that extremely bright. So I wouldn't have expected any of the guys I'm addressing here to understand what I'm talking about... "In the least."

[Mart1nez13]

@DKBuzzsaw haha that made my day, Im sorry I take it back women can be funny. ;P

[Mart1nez13]

@DKBuzzsaw those words you said there must be a reflection of yours judging by your profile picture and subscriptions you got there on dating coaches and beautiful women x´D, ............also God is a myth

[bboybram]

@DKBuzzsaw

totally got what you where saying there! bashing somebody because there a girl. Is unfunny, insecure and unattractive.

insecure guys are not bright... uhm not extremely bright? (most people are not extremly bright... if most people were extreme is something it would change the definition.)

Please answer me why evry fucking defence of everygirl is about someone else sexlife.Or size of his dick. And once they find out that there both above average. they use the mommy issue card

[Gggmanlives]

@bboybram she's not funny, it's that simple.

[mjn76]

Why is it that most women just are NOT naturally funny in the least?

[DKBuzzsaw]

@mjn76 What is really wrong with you?

[mjn76]

@DKBuzzsaw There's nothing wrong with me. Even famed leftist Chris Hitchens wrote an entire article "Why Women Still Aren't Funny." /watch?v=I7izJggqCoA

[jorgio375]

I would take the handjob from her. I don't care what the terms are ;)

[BlackwingDrake]

@noose357 No funny woman stand-up comedian? Whoopi Goldberg.

[noose357]

@BlackwingDrake I stand by original comment.

[DKBuzzsaw]

@noose357 Who cares! Hahahaha!

[noose357]

@DKBuzzsaw I do! LOLOLOMGROFLMAOTTYL!

[Mart1nez13]

@BlackwingDrake yeah but shes more like a dude than a woman

[chiefaltair]

not funny



[dopaminedependance]

"I deserve to be alone, that makes sense..." so damn true, I'd hate her if she was my gf >:(

[svirop]

1:15

[TheVeedubb]

i like you, you're funny

[brewjake]

i totally fine w her terms. :)

when ddo we meet? LOL

[JunkBombExplosion]

that's soooooooo hott...

[tomstockton1979]

shes sexy

[Richaadokiichigo]

@zemersEU

No. Not at all. XD

[nash1344]

i'd date her based solely on the fact that shes funny, and pretty hot, and gives a wicked good hand job.. that eye contact is H-O-T

[clickswitchh]

Bombing ...

[BestTrueBlood]

my snake grew to a anaconda when she did handjob in the air :o

[musicneedsears]

@noose357 @cj397 Kristin Schaal, Isy Suttie, Josie Long, Lucy Porter, Bridget Christie, Jo Caulfield, Sarah Millican...granted, most of those on the list are from the UK, so you might not be familiar with them. All female, all funny (in my opinion).

[noose357]

@musicneedsears None I have heard of and I love stand-up. If there was a funny female I'd admit it, but I've yet to come across one.

[zachfresh]

She's Hot!

[djnat619]

shes mad hot

[supern00b]

0:02 brake noise

[RandomUsername010]

What sort of sissy would get mad because she gets his own cream on him? Had a girl do that to me once and I actually liked it.

[SuperGunsRus]

those are pretty tame standards ill give it a go

[JuicyDouchie]

too funny..!

[NESherv]

1:24 :D

[eddiereyes1988]

Thats whats up! not to be mean or nothin but their arnt too many women comics who could make me laugh but she killed up their

[HasanRashid97]

I dont get it.. -_-'



[jayzon831]

Not many guys laughing....... if they're anything like me, they were probably spacing out thinking about getting a handjob from her.

[TheAstonMartian]

Now that's funny. She is attractive and a funny comic too.

[DJRoadkill18seven]

i hate those lame pop up comments that try to persuade you to click like

[lemans24fan]

shes hot and funny. ha ha