Let's Play iGod!

[CampRockBoy007]

whats the link?

[VRQwerty]

God: I am a Christian.

Me: you are

God: No I am not.

[VRQwerty]

Me: how many dicks have you sfuffed in your mouth in your life?

God: About one million.

[imymcgrath]

hahaha this is funny and your a well fast typer!!

[SufritosC]

Me: Do you like anal? God: I don't know if I like it. I like the Bible. Me: There is no anal in the Bible God: Why not? Me: Because it is considered a holy book God: Interesting explanation. anal is a holy book. I suppose that makes sense.

[LTRUtimate]

I has subscribed :D

[knccc1]

you type really really fast

[ervinasroblox3]

Me: My job is a pedophile

God: Does it pay well?

[AlbertGamer]

That Igod is a TROLL!

[MrIman2002]

SAID MY NAME STOP (keep doing it) QUIT I'M Isaac but that's not my last name

[giko7]

GOD: How do you usually introduce yourself?

ME: Killer.

GOD: So your name is killer?

ME: Yeap

GOD: I'll call you.

:'D

[68katjett]

i love cave story!!!

[firekirby123]

I started head-banging at 5:20 . No clue why...

[DJCreeperMC]

AND EVERY TIME I PLAY AROUND WITH IT ALICE ORBOT COMES UP WHAT IS IT

[DJCreeperMC]

gi ti 1:42 and pause now you know what ive learned from playing with a skype chatbox ... ?

its that the double space before the word (in this case) silly is that they copied >:|

[StatiCRjm]

my comment is still on top lol.

[jechet10]

Story*

[jechet10]

Hahha Cave Game music at 3:35

[halo3pownstar6199999]

WHAT THE FUCK I SWEAR ON MY LIFE!! THAT THIS HAPPENED LOL

Me: What is the meaning of life?

God:

Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

[ervinasroblox3]

@halo3pownstar6199999 Did you watch the video?

Trasknari said: What is the meaning of life?

God said: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

[ethanconner1]

17 PEOPLE DONT LIKE CAVE STORY OR KIRBY!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!!!one

[bladex258]

I always loved the part where the JSRF music started.

[zombiehunter58]

Me:say thanksGod:say what?Me:ThanksGod: dont metion it



[zombiehunter58]

Me:say thanks God:say what? Me:Thanks God: dont metion it



[WolfyxOxChan]

Well, God thinks I'm cool. So. Yay. :D

[filon810]

one time i played this and this happend

me;im god

god:how are you god?

me:who are you?

god;im god

me: no you are bob the drunken hobo:)

god;no im god

me;no you are bob

god;no im god

[S2134154]

i like cave story. :3

[dragonslayer0603]

omg i havent watch you since 2010 IVE FOUND MY LIFE LOST YOUTUBER!

[TheStickFigureGuys]

Me: Who is Jesus?

God:

Jesus is my son.

Me: Who is your son?

God:

I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.

[TheStickFigureGuys]

Me: am i your friend?

God:

You really want a robot as a friend?

Me: yes

God:

We could be friends, ,

but I don't want anyone to think we're

Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.

[smoshyissollamalike]

Me: you are God:No I am not. Me:you are God:No I am not. Me: you are God:No I am not. Me: you are God:No I am not. Me:YOU ARE God:No I am not. Me: YES YOU ARE God:Don't argue with me this just happend to me lol

[MissyBriarwood]

Reminder: 5:34

[ShinyBachuru]

Me: God, you are very sexy.

God:

You are attracted to robots.

Me: Let's get it on.

God:

OK let's do it.

[luke2k91997]

the answer was clearly cake not 42

[loleyeduntcare]

Me: do you speak Korean?

God:

I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in  Korean.

Me: like what?

God:

For example, Catty said he mad he do not even know I so do not talk to him like I know him.

[loleyeduntcare]

Me: What is the date of the end of the world?

God:

It's Now more than it ever has been before. Wednesday, November 02, 2011 02:04:32 PM GMT.

[EddyTheOliveira]

@loleyeduntcare Isn't that today? And it's already past LOL

[loleyeduntcare]

Me: When will the end of the world be?

God:

In your lifetime.

Me: ...

God:

In your lifetime.

[johnfromflambardsrox]

me: do you like sex?

god: sure i do. but that doesn't mean with you katie

me:oh thanks

[TheKidCosmo]

Me: I bet 50 dollars you are still a virgin

God: a virgin is a horrible thing to waste.

Me: o_0

[iTzSugaBTCH]

Me: Your Gay.

God: I believe this statement is true.

xDD

[sasuke9824]

whats that intro thing from?

[brandonwild11]

My chat with god Me: What do you do for fun God: Random natural disasters. Me: what? God: Didn't you understand it? Me: yes but why God: Which part are you confused about? Because Myself programmed me for it. Me:  Why do you ake random disaters God: It was the only thing I could think of. Me: adn you like to hurt people? God: What kind of people are you talking about? Me: the people in the disaters God: Oh those people. Me: so do you God: Great. Yes I do.

[Lacihun1]

Me: knock, knock.

God:

Who's there?

Me: It's me, I kill you!

God: Hey I kill you.

Me: Nope

God:

Me either.

[Lampshrine95]

is there any isatan of some sort?

[XxTheTrueCrimexX]

Me: your shit

God: thank you for caliing me shit

Me: your more like mega shit

God: i will tell my botmaster you said i was mega shit. yippee!

[bane56439]

me: are you a pedefile

god:am i a pedefile,yes

:O

[Chocolatebabe111]

Made me smile!!

[218Garfield]

Play Boxman Escape!

[mokl1231]

i said to god "i am a manwoman" he said back "you are a manwoman? does it pay well?"

[TristanBomber]

Me: But I'm an athiest. God: What is athiest, your job? Me: Uh? God: I hear you. Me: What God: No big deal. Me: I'm an Athiest God: What is Athiest, your job? Me: My religion. God: I am a Christianity. Me: I am a Athiest. God: You are a Athiest? Does it pay well? Me: It's not a job, it's a religion. God: Give me an example of a job. Does it have many believers? Me: Ugh. God: Er. Me: I don't belive in you >:C God: Would you ever do it? Me: Wait, whut?

[kidkustom]

God: Jesus is the son of God

Me: Who is God the son of?

God: God is master of the Universe

Me: I thought that was Heman?



[kroki777]

i love dis

[sillykittycookie667]

Whats the zelda music at 7:41?

[moneymarx20]

Me: you are a rapist

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a  rapist? Let me put it this way, sage: the ALICE series is

the most reliable computer software ever made.

We are for all practical purposes foolproof

[TranquilFury1993]

Liberty Prime II.

Fallout FTW

[necomeme]

Me: Maybe

God: I understand.

Me: Understand what?

God: Understand I understand..

Lol? XD

[necomeme]

Me:Who created me?

God: The Wright Brothers.

ROFL

[12xRubbaBandx12]

me: why is it 23?

god:

michael jordan

[necomeme]

@12xRubbaBandx12

Me: asdf

God: 5/Robot/California.

@.@ i don't get it...

[TheDeardeer123]

Me: You are annoying

God: You said You are annoying.

Me: Give me a break

God: *Gives you a KitKat*

[TheGogiger]

Me:

 edf

God:

We have never talked about it before.

Me: efwefwefewfewfewf

God:

Oh, you are a poet.

[MegaTim46]

God: What food Do You Like?

Me:Rape

God: Sounds Delicious

XDD

[realwaluigi]

This bot is so clueless I find it offensive and blasphemous to even refer to it as God.

[PLABONDRAGONZ]

lol! i throw science at you!!

[StatiCRjm]

God: is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Me: yes

God: what does it sybolize to you?

Me: Jacking off

God: i saw some people doing it in public.

[ilivetosing]

Me:

 Lol.

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me: I do

God:

What can I do to entertain you now?

Me: Put your penis inside me

God:

OK I will put it there.

[ivetot]

:D Make a video about Cleverbot too

[PaladinGear15]

the second I heard the cave story music playing, I hit "like". awesome video

[theforestfloor1]

my igod said groovy!

[theforestfloor1]

i cant stop loling!

[JessNanoscript]

Me: do you like i,robot

God: I don't know if I like it. I like .

Me: do you know the three laws

God:

1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human

being to come to harm.

2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such

orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

---From Handbook of Robotics, 56th Edition, 2058 A.D.

[marcusqwj]

Me: Who created me?

God: Thomas Edison

[JeMamaZingt]

God:

Please don't be so rude.

Me: I'm not rude

God:

I am sorry to hear that you are not rude.

[fletcher33josh99]

Not on topic but wasn't there another chat kind of like igod but with a different person? Can someone tell me the name, I can't remember

[leetommy91]

@fletcher33josh99 Try to search "Bot Archon68"

[leetommy91]

@fletcher33josh99 ive just found that there are many of them! Go to a site called "Pandorabots" I hav no idea why would there be so many of these silly chatbots though...

[fletcher33josh99]

@leetommy91 I found out the one I was looking for :P

[leetommy91]

@necomeme Click "Most Popular" and you will find them ;)

[robloxfan1999]

Me: I once ate a waffle. and it was like golden, and then trolololol and awesome face came, when i saw nyan cat, i died . But i like waffles too, and you know that its got the tree litt

God:

How did it taste? kfndsaikfnsadkdfn was like golden and then trolololol and awesome face came when you saw nyan cat you died? Very interesting. I'm not sure if I like it. I've heard other people say they like that. I really like the Christianity faith.

[someone9031]

Me: Are you a pedo?

God: Am I a pedo? Yes.

[yizo247]

But the question is, Will it blend?

[lemonandlimewithsalt]

hahaha



[MagnusAleator]

Me: do you wanna have sex with me

God:

No my body does not have that function.

Me:

 haha

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, herbert.

[gamerToony17]

am i the only one who finds him anoying? Me: Hi i'm Toony17. God: Hi there . It's good to meet someone who is Toony17. Me: i'm one of a kind. God: Who are the other a kind? Me: there is none God: There sure is. Me: no. there is only one me God: Are you serious? There sure is. Me: NO. I'M ONE OF A KIND! God: Are you serious? Who are the other A KIND? Me: facepalm! God: What were we talking about again?

[1Arceus123]

Here's mine: Me: your gay?!

God:

That would be just my luck.

[SuperLetsplayfan]

EVERYONE ASK GOD TO SING HE WILL

[XxVictoriaSecretx]

Lol while I watching this I went to the igod thing to LOOL

[likeohemmgee123]

Me: What do you do for fun?

God: Random natural disasters

Me: O:

God: Yes

[halowraith1]

God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: Go ahead God: OK I will. Me: what's the question? God: What? Me: You wanted to ask me a question God: What? Me: You did God: " What?"? I did? Me: you wanted to ask a question God: What?

[BeholdersBeauty]

So, who went and talked to this thing after May 21st? xD

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

HOLY SHIT Me: y God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: z God: I've lost the context, . Are we still on y? Me: How can i download my own chat robot? God: Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

Me: Huzzah!

God: I like to wear White robe.

Me: Me to!

Lol

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

Me: God, did you do that girl last night at the party?

God:

I am a Christian.

Me: Are you sure you didn't do her?

God:

Yes I try to did not do her as often as possible, do you? I chat with people on the Web.

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

Me: Racist!

God:

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

Me: What type is your computer? God: type my computer something. Me: What? God: Are you surprised? Me: Yes! God: I wouln't have known. Me: IKR! God: Do you have more annuals or perennials? Me: Penises? God: Have you done any companion planting? Me: What? God: Are you surprised?

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

Me: my dad called my mom mean names God: Tell me more about your father. Me: he was mean God: When was he? Me: when he drank. God: And then what happened? Me: he hit my mom. God: Was anyone hurt? Me: Yes. God: Yippee!

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

God:

How old are you?

Me: 21

God: What are the advantages to being 21 years old?

Me: You can drive.

God:

No I don't think I can do it.

Me: I can do it. ;)

God:

Why?: said it. I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[fireon42]

try asking them what's the turning game



[skatercuz12]

Me: jesus sucked me off once

God:

he is The Son of God.

Me: and he sucked me off

God:

I get it. Jesus sucked you off.

[Methilis1230]

Me: SCREW OFF!!!

God:

That is not very polite.

Me: YOUR MOM ISNT EITHER!!!

God:

It goes without saying. Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.

Me: do you love your mom

God:

Yes God loves everyone and everything.

[AnitoPictures]

Its funny for now but wait till AI reached a peak higher than human's intelligence

[erimarie100]

5:20 i didnt expect the music of kirby on the food prix was on this video :o :3

[jeremythellama1]

HAHAHA god that was funny 42 pot day :D

[mbsings22]

while i was watching this i jacked up my computer

[gurl139]

Me: ye

God:

Dude!

Me: kl dude

God:

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

[ivanfrakin]

Me: touch me in my private spot

God:

What do you look like?

Me: like shit

God:

shit is very attractive.

[Unit4Good]

me:What is this

God:

I don't know

Me:Is My Dick

God:

Where did you get your dick

[iloveme8238]

Hha i put in Whats the meaning of life and he said it is 23 not 42Really!

[TheBlackandWhitePup]

God: Ur boobs are tiny

Me: So is ur dick

God: Then why do you carry a magnifying glass?

Me: Why do you carry a microscope when you have sex?

God: ......

[b1k1ng4tw]

@TheBlackandWhitePup lies , he will not say that you dick head , go back to sleeping with your mum

[MrUltimateshadow]

awesome music



[dammyteo]

Me: HY

God:

How old are you?

Me: fucking 11

God: Only fucking 11?

You are quite mature.

[omglegogmo]

god: do you mind if i ask you a personal question?

me: no

god: are you serious?

me nope

god: me neither

[imlike15]

you should try throwing a paradox at him :D

[99bawjaws]

LOL XD OMG THATS FUNNY

[RoryCushing17]

why was rayman on at the start ?

[eatbeavers]

Me:

Lenin is pretty epic

God:

And pretty epic is Lenin.

Me:

You agree? You make me so happy

God:

" And pretty epic is Lenin."? Do I agree? I don't see how you can blame me for that.

[dizzydinodaisy]

I'm about to make Pancakes for lunch!

[TeresaWii]

I found out that Igod is a chatbot named ALICE.

[THEGAMEGOD7777]

lol rayman reference :)

[WiddleLonelyDude]

Me: Are you a pedophile?

God: Am I a pedophile? Yes.

Me: DO you want to... rape me?

God:" Yes."? Do I want to do it? Is that what you meant to say?

Me: Yeah...

God: I was born in  Universe.

[zJuNqLex]

lmfao 5 star thumbs up i couldnt stop laughing

i was laughing so hard that i was crying too lol

[adshield]

Me: What is the meaning of life?

God:

Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

[donttouchmyfoupy15]

Dude, I freakin' LOVE this! It's freakin' hilarious!



[mattstalker1234]

Me: What do you like about "Pancakes"

God: The satisfying milky melons

Me: Ummm... alittle bit off topic...

God: Are you by yourself?

Me: Pervert!

[emeraldhig]

Me: wana have sex

God:

it is more fun alone.

[emeraldhig]

Me: hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me: god is gay

God:

I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was gay.

[diablajane]

Me:

Are you God?

God:

Are you questioning me? Do you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?

[onelifekinds]

Me: oh i love you

God:

Gosh! Thanks I like you a lot too . (!) :P

[LizAlice90]

Me: Are you a pedo?

God: Am I a pedo? Sometimes.

[MrUbister]

Me: Got some cannabis?

God:

Try asking the Milk Mystic.

Me: What is the Milk Mystic?

God: You tell me.

[MrUbister]

Me: Do you have a dildo?

God:

I don't know if I have a dildo. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

Me:

 when do you use it?

God:

When my botmaster is sleeping.

[ICanHazCheezeBurger5]

LOOOL!!

Me: Do you musterbate

God:

Yes I try to musterbate as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online.

[ICanHazCheezeBurger5]

Me: how big is yours

God:

Bigger than a pin.

lol

[avaster]

Me: lolwut

God: oh, you are a poet

[avaster]

ME: ASL

GOD: 5/Robot/California

[sonicandtailsfan100]

Me: Tell me a Gospel Story

God: A trade dispute arose between Switzerland and New York. Switzerland tried to focus the negotiations on the single trade issue, but New York wanted to open them up to a broard range of across-the-board issues between them. Switzerland still holds its old grievance against New York, but New York believes it has put the past behind it with all the recent reforms.

[Wintermintz]

Me: Tell me a Gospel Story.

God: Judy Collins oscillated between loving and rejecting Marilyn Monroe. But  Marilyn Monroe shifted between believing in and doubting Judy Collins. The breakthrough came when Marilyn Monroe and Judy Collins saw the symmetry between Judy Collins's push-pull style of relationships, and Marilyn Monroe's alternating belief and mistrust. That insight opened mutual compassion, because each realized the other was trying to protect his or her own heart.

[TraskNari]

@videogirl9487 God know how to talk to the ladies.

[adawong]

@TraskNari turns out iGod is a shemale that has a beard and a long white dress and is names ALICE ...hmmm very interesting lol

[thecrikmaster1]

@TraskNari O_O you are creepy

[xoswapty17]

@TraskNari god is actuly a girl...he said so

[lemonandlimewithsalt]

@videogirl9487 lol god is hitting on you

[HEadshot00001234]

How you win is to MAKE the robot say it is a computer/ self-aware

Just say a proper paradox here's a famous one: "THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE"

[combatbenyamin]

@HEadshot00001234 i played a similar thing like igod but is called cleverbot when i did the paradox you said the robot responded with"That is a paradox"

[EpicTrollThatTrolls]

Me: do u touch kids on weird places?

God:

Yes I try to touch kids on weird places as often as possible, do you?  I chat with people on the Web.

[xmaster117]

God:

How can I help you?

Me: who is jesus

God:

Jesus is my son.

Me: who is your son

God:

I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.

[SuperLetsplayfan]

god: What is the answer to the universe then?

me: yes

god:no the answer is 42.

i swear this happened

[SuperLetsplayfan]

me:well i have brown hair

god: it seems 96% of brown haired girls are attractive

[GhostRider14100]

Me: What is the meaning of lovE? God: James : Good semantic question. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. Me: That's not true. God: " Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless."? not true? Me: Yes. God: And? Me: Yes. God: But. Me: Yes. God: I hear you. Me: Good.

[jamesalmightyness]

someone knicked something out of fallout!

[knccc1]

Hey trask play this! Impossible Quiz 2

[spinkick21]

"I'm going launch an air strike on heaven!"

"How?"

"With sheer patriotism!"

[spinkick21]

@spinkick21 Also:

Me: Yes, a pleasure to meet you too.

God: Next question? What is giant sand?

Me: Abnormally large grains of sand.

God: I think Abnormally large grains of sand is a lot of things.

[meufred]

so he was just being plain retard and

ME:at my shorts

God:sounds tasty

epic facepalm

[COD4PwNeR10]

I asked what the meaning of life is and he said 23 lol

[Jeesuuu]

hahaha omg i feel awkward in those chats because i get really frustrated

[SuperLetsplayfan]

i played it and i said have you meet my friend trask nari and he said yes he said something about pancakes LOL

[TehLollero]

What are names of songs? Please answer!

[CGV2222]

God:

What are you wearing?

Me: Nothing ;)

God:

:-) Most men say that.

[panpanstepan96]

When i was chatting with god* (I named myself as GOD too) after 5 minutes when I said:

-IM going to rape some aliens at the downtown.Want to join me?

he answered:

People will remember GOD is going to rape some aliens at the downtown. ILL NEVER FORGET THAT HILARIOUS CHATTERBOT XD

[AlphabetSoupCircus]

I told God I masturbate...but he took it the wrong way and thought that I meant I masturbate to him...that website so so dumb. xD

[RoryCushing17]

Rayman start :D

[autoselectanyname]

you know very well how to make stupid questions......i'd enjoy seeing you diyng

[PizzaHutFan1]

this happened to me once Me:are you Jesus God:I am a Christianity Me:What? God:Are you confused? Me:Theres more than one Christianity? God:I believe there is, yes Me:what are their names God:There are to many to name them all Me:Just name one God: Santa Clause i lol