Mega64: Castle Crashers

[McMeevin]

Profane woids

[FUUAAAAAAAARRRRKKKKK]

Rocco has to pucker his lips a little to stop from laughing. I couldn't control myself after that. I fucking snorted like twenty times and did that hickup-sort thing when you're laughing so hard.

[TheIndian211]

God Derrick got the historian act right. Thought I was really watching a documentary for a second.

[lukegortonislegend]

Problem issss, it was an excuse for the Christians to go over and fight something. And they did as much slaughtering aha

[Pokemaniacify900]

AKA AKA AKA. FREAKIN' AKA.

[bobob102]

I got excited when I saw Dan !

[Elemental237]

@bobob102 i was all "holy shit!!!"

[MusicFan1171]

@eminem2461 its a joke you gay pedophile bathouse owner

[Shockwave433]

AKA. I love Mega64.

[brainybrian30]

Riding a deer who was desecrated on! Let me speak to Bill now!

[eminem2461]

its a fucking game fat ass!!!

[riku30005]

@eminem2461 Chill dude. it's a joke

[ErtomicV]

the ending, damn....

[arandomcrackerguy]

@MaestroHank GTFO my internets fag

[Chris43242]

Wheres Tom Fulp? D:

[KingFluffs]

He's got evidence... because he's been their.

[Smakaldorf]

LOL!

[Fighterace10]

You can play a necropheliac in castle crashers?

[Billbill80s]

Overseas Callcentres, They disconnect calls for just about anything, including asking perfectly reasonable questions, asking for elaboration or clarifying of any subject whatsoever is also usually a great trigger.

"Just Hold the line please... beep beep beep..."

On a second note... OLD DUDE... FOR THE WIN LOLL Not much to do with the video but I thought of it in the first scene.

[greshxxxx]

Castle Crashers IS history.

[maggotmichael71]

i like castle crashers  idc if you say it is not historical or not its realy fun

[MrMatamusca]

IS this where they got "AKA" from?

[yipdoo]

@MrMatamusca I'm wondering the same thing.

[UberWolf1337]

Good afternoon guys.....can I fight you?

[bigbozzez28]

"YOU COME TO YALE, WE REJECT YOUR APPLICATION."- Rocco

[southparkfan69er]

"it wasnt even invented till benjerman franklyn ah... that mother fucker". lmfo my favorite part

[TookanArrow2myASS]

i got this game cause of mega 64 lol

[darktrasader]

the xbox support guy sounded like makarov

[Desu4L1fe]

@DAbehemothboy

Are you 5? holy shit learn what the fuck Satire is.

[calvinator7788]

Castle Crashers FTW!!!

[aarondkemp]

ah-kuh.

[ThePoisonmilk]

1:28 wow, he has the same photo in the wall six times

[quab640]

Did anyone just watch it a secounf time and laugh through it

[elitesquadron54]

Lmao every time in this vid

[sakurasarmy]

look closely at rocco doing with the microphone

[iLoveBlackV3ilBr1d3s]

@foojuice101 we know what he said fucking idiots

[ehowe1000]

look im 11 my favorite arcade game is castle crashers im perfectly aware its historically off but hey you let me listen to pedohile gay whorehouse so I guess you guys arent child friendly either so yeah

[MichealMcNanner]

@ehowe1000 You're apparently too young to understand satire

[TheSkatedude23]

@ehowe1000 dude, they weren't serious. It's a joke.

[01Wrong01]

AKA 47

[SlamageEntertainment]

Benjamin Franklin, that mother fucker

[LylatSASH]

I just don't get how Rocco managed to keep a straight face after hearing ''Pedophile Gay Whore Bathhouse''.

Truly professional :D

[Urindunk]

Benjamin Franklin, that motherf*cker

[DAbehemothboy]

fuk you yougoplayer123



[metalheadude6]

Pedophile gay whore bathhouse XD!!!!!!!!!!

damn im at school teacher looks me pretty badly

[symbiote102]

Probably my favorite

[manulito2]

i think, that brad of 4player podcast talked with the same guy of the xbox hotline.

[tinyraptor]

EVIDENCE

[kettesi]

Pedofile gay whore bathhouse. EPIC WIN!!!

[CoFFeeWolFF]

0:40 fav part

[allanmonteclaro]

AKA means our fav planet gone u dumbos

[allanmonteclaro]

CURSE UR MOTHER MEGA64

[hect857]

my teacher was in money ball

[Leinkloud]

DAN PALADIN!!! U DA BEST!!

[Physhi]

I'd like to meet Jim Whorff. He seems like an unnecessarily aggressive historian.

[MinecraftNao]

Talking to microsoft... On an Iphone

[DAbehemothboy]

really wow i feel stupid :P

[harl531]

Benjamin Franklin, That mother F***er

[MrSnowboy321]

@DAbehemothboy You do realize this is supposed to be taken as a joke right? -_-'

[PrincessAixAce]

3:13 WTF?! 0.o

[DAbehemothboy]

yo mega 64 did you have to do with something about hacking the behemoth .com if you did and if i ever see you guys in my life i will ripp you guys to shreds

[yougoplayer123]

@DAbehemothboy you idiot...

[DAbehemothboy]

you guys are sh*t wh*les ( i ment mega 64 not the the behemoth they rock)



[octupus6]

"Thousands of Christians died"

I lol'd.

[Defelial]

pedophile ninja robot gay whoire bathhouse

[mrJo3show]

i love this game so much i made a montage of it on my channel. you should check it out

[CrazyFeetSEA]

lololol

[techn0FTW]

"That wasn't even F*cking invented at the time..."

But seriously though, Dan Paladin is awesome.

[posthumanfetus]

I love the totally calm response after the crazy guy leaves. "100% agreed, hit the nail right on the head. Not really sure what he was saying, but we're sure it was something about Castle Crashers."

[Skulldragon999]

I like how this video nis supposed to be about Castle Crashers, but everyone's focus in the comments is about the random cencored guy rambling about some sort of "pedophile gay whore bathhouse".

[newport5]

FINALLY I understand why they go AKA on the podcast!

[hbunnyo]

It would be a travesty if a pedophile gay whore bathhouse had anything to do with historians.

[anuca2]

'AKA'

[MrChach1ng]

@anuca2 American Kickboxing Academy?

[XxShootTheMoonxX]

thumbs up if you like the game even more now that you watched this video :P

[Rilkir]

You can see Rocco perk up as soon as the guy says "pedophile." He was already trying not to laugh.

[ToasterShell]

Fucking love Dan Paladin and Newgrounds, bout to go on that shit right now.

[killergirbot]

Mega 64 and Rooster Teeth need to do battle!

[newvascotia]

@killergirbot They're friends, though.

[killergirbot]

@newvascotia So it would be a fight of the ages!

[djsmoothplayvids020]

that damn microphone looks like a freaking dildo!

[andvas1994]

AHAHAHAAH!xD Was that guy for real?xD

[MrHexblade]

@slangpop Not sure if fucking stupid or trolling...

[booglog]

AKAHHH

[sparda2704]

ohhhhh my gosh i think that old guy was my brother-in-law...

[ImmaKai1]

Dan is pretty damn short.

[RP08FootSoldier]

The old guy at the end was the fucking best LOL

[Faulkner18FTW]

I LOL'D SO HARD! AHAHAH. Props to the creators of Castle Crashers though ahaa. Lmao at these religious nerds xD.

Fuck Christians :O I'm I gonna die? Nope.

[holysab7]

@Faulkner18FTW I'm I gonna die

[Faulkner18FTW]

@holysab7 No ahaah. Unless you are Christian and force your religon on people who simply don't give a fuck. Like me :D Atheist ftw.

[bbhaver]

@Faulkner18FTW He pointed out that you can't type dumbass.

[Faulkner18FTW]

@bbhaver Where did I type something wrong? Point it out, and I'll tell you why I wrote like that. Actually let me fuck your mind with information :D. LOL'D (Laughed Out Loud), "ahaa" & "AHAHAH" = laughing... xD = Laughing face...

Where did I go wrong... "Dumbass", what are you, 3?

[Icypotato]

I REALLY want to see your faces after this video cut out. What do you think of the pedophile gay whore bathhouse. XD

[PopcornNCookies]

Ben F. is a motherfucker

[TheCug]

I don't know how Rocco didn't lose it with that guy at the end, I'd of been laughing my ass off

[goldgandalf]

umm you know that castle crashers was a joke there not trying to offend the crusaders and who likes the crusaders

[IRMICSTER]

@goldgandalf @jamzeboi2004 You god damn fucking morons

[jamzeboi2004]

this may sound really stupid - so i've acknowleged that so please dont send any horrible replys anyway my question was are the guys in the video actually against castle crashers?

[DoctorMelon]

@jamzeboi2004 Mega64 are a parody group who often do things like this.

[jamzeboi2004]

@DoctorMelon aw awesome cheers!

[AwkwardSpy]

weres tom fulp

[EpicBeard815]

That guy Mega64'd Mega 64

[SonicPsycho]

This. This is one of those things that goes to show how the guys of Mega64 have the greatest fucking jobs in the world.

[venomtaker123]

xD

[nightwacher100]

LMFAO

[awsomeguy10100]

funny thing, my name ic Colby.

[RickhatesScott]

I like Dan Paladin.

[WolfiesABoss11]

I like how they mention protecting the kids at the end (:

[landonmc98]

Pedophile gay whore bathhouse.

[SuperBlaam]

aka what a dumbass

[FinfTon]

THAT old man made the video epic

[SgtMay0]

haha not sure what he was saying but were pretty sure it was about castle crashes

[koolaid1760]

castle crashers is too epic to be taken off

[adilsumra2k9]

HAHHAHAAH I LOVE THE FUCKING OLD MAN " 100 PERCENT HIT THE NAIL ON THE SPOT" LOL

[jakealex4121]

i luv that game so yea

[TheCole1771]

Lol random old guy talks about pedos.

[DarkNeonNightmare]

wow...another awkward moment there....

[ivspade4]

"CLOSE THEIR ASSES AND GO BACK TO HELL.....OR I'LL MAKE'EM....THROUGH JESUS..." LMFAO!

[chaosprune]

unnecessary aggression!!

[desmonfireice]

thatguy likes blue...and jesus

[alexmusteatpie2]

i died when he said, "AKA"

omgggg

[Hakuru15]

dude, castle crashers is fucking awesome....

[Bonfireten]

otherwise "ahckuh"

[Stinkflynoob]

how the fuck are they serious when theyre doing this

[TheMarioBones]

Thar be Templars in them whorehouses!

[TeddySven]

"Sorry, but you are not allowed to tell the truth about Xbox" (you need to pay)

[Jyakabu]

Dan Paladin is a rather small man.

[SharpFPShooter]

I don't normally do this but,thanks for CC!

[MarkArandjus]

HOW MANY FRAMED PICTURES OF THE GOLDEN COMPASS DO YOU NEED???

[IceHarmony]

"we are not sure what he was saying, but we are sure it was something about castle crashers" i rofl'd

[BlackHawkGaming]

"...that mother fucker was--" XD

"I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS ON THE XBOX RIGHT NOW! I'M ON THE TELEPHONE!"

[BiosNova]

Lol at the MS guy trying to make up some bull about the server.

[spongekwstas]

You come to Yale we reject your application,you understand???

[KillerProductions117]

Haha that old man is probably a teacher then after work gors to the whore houses

[iamverynicesir]

@KillerProductions117 excuse me but he is a noble windshield wiper. how DARE YOU I WILL SEND YOU BACK TO HELL THROUGH CHRIST

[MegaGameSpoof]

0:11 when he first talked i laughed my head off same with 0:21

[blueice568]

Pause at 2:57. Epic Win Faces.

[jackobob619]

0:41 lol "electrical currents that wasnt even invented till benjamin franklin..that muther fucker"

[TheUnluckyEverydude]

AKA? Gotta say, I would've completely lost it when he said that. My God.

[YAYroblocks]

AKA

[phantomkiller2847]

To anyone who thinks I'm a fucktard,...

Can't you understand the difference between sarcasm and serious talk?

[CloudedPeach]

Weren't the Christians DOING the killing in the Crusades? :D

[Kazumaster]

@CloudedPeach That's what I was wondering about.. ah well, funny video in any case ;)

[carpenterpimpo]

Y WONT MAY MOTHERFUCKING souNd work

[Tophawtdog4411]

"benjamin franklin, that mother fucker" hahaahahaha oh my fucking god, hahaha when i heard that i lost it hahaha

[SuperGamecube64]

How can you make someone go to Hell through Jesus? WTF? LMAO

[trustfire]

WHAT THE F**K, stop that guy! He is obviously a self confessed paedophile!

[Clankz0wnage]

@trustfire LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ManchesterDespute]

Fucking pedophile gay whore bathhouse, their ruining the crusades.

[trustman8]

so what does a cat in a river have to do with crishtins

[MiddleEastBeasties]

AKA!



[CthulhuFish42]

Wow, that was the first time I know of mega64 having a famous person. And proving it was him. Like how I beleive that was miyamoto on the new super mario 64. However, Dan Paladin is a wizard. No joke. I love his games. Look for Alien Hominid on the ps2.

[Intamisy]

Pause at 2:17

TROLOLOLOLOL

[Omicronmu]

1:35 lmfao!!!!

[gandalf0987]

one of their funniest videos

[phantomkiller2847]

GUYS, I know this a joke, you would have to be a dumbass to not realise that

[MrPothead334]

wow this is funny why cant ppl tell they arent actually true to being like that

[flyinghobo101]

Dan paladin!

[Gearclocks]

you guys are big fucking nerds and castle crashers is a really good game and you should stuck that game up your ass and then you will like it you gay ass nerds..............

[Kiro0]

@Gearclocks Woooosh!

[OptimalRAWS]

@Gearclocks Joke went right over your head, mate.

[pileofpoop100]

@Gearclocks Do you really not understand that this video is just for fun? They're not really hating on Castle Crashers dude, chill out.

[MegaManZero120]

@Gearclocks Do you know who Mega64 was talking to?

Dan Paladin, maker of Castle Crashers.

Yeah, they're cool. I don't think you have half a brain, man. 

[TheSeventiethSeven]

And this, people, is a typical Christian.

[Mafujalate329]

@TheSeventiethSeven What the hell?

[Mafujalate329]

@TheSeventiethSeven Oh wait, I thought you were talking about Rocco

[darknecro200000]

IS THIS A BIG JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Boemenno]

@darknecro200000 no, this was on national geographic.

[OhjainHangeriGP]

@darknecro200000 It is. It's Mega64. Dumbass

[Darksoulz1111]

wow castle crashers is the best game ever maybe it wasnt about history u mother f****r oh yah castle crashers will f u up and try to fintd the i llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllllllllllllllllllillllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllll

[The8347135]

EVIDENCE

[KingsRow55]

fucking trolls. the knights WILL come out of the game and kick your asses!!!

[majora123456987]

Does anyone notice they give Mega64 a Special Thanks in the credits? They also have yoshieme in it

[oxGAMERPROxo]

lol at the end

[SteelgodLink]

i got EVIDENCE !!!!

[linkindorf64]

dude wats up with that mic?