I feel like I'd get that Costo bottle of Patron I've always wanted and cigarettes and minis in my stocking If you ever inherit the thrown. I might put rat poison in the cookies and milk this year....
Great Job Kristina Lol XD jk Michael ever week you set the bar high when it comes to playing characters those other guys better do will or we will eat them LOL XD jk I am hoping Korey does Princess Peach
lol you ares so fuckin funneh! I am so happy you spoke out on that bitch nicole! taking my man off the market! nuh uh! so happy your monday! needed this! muah
I was listening to this while in another tab doing something and had to come back to the window to check the brand of cigarettes. <3 camel lights /horrible /carcinogenic
If you ever film a video slurp-talking with gum in your mouth and slapping your lips, I'm gonna jam pencils into my ear drums. Except for that... great video ;-)
I miss you guys. My favourite video :)
Atomic440 2 months ago
favorite video from you of all time, i've been watching this non stop.
no idea why, i miss you and everyone else. :(
zomgblayke 9 months ago
LOL I love this to bits!
SBernstein1987 1 year ago
This is actually my favourite video on all of YouTube lol
Atomic440 1 year ago
I know a girl who looks exactly like this-- down to the eyelashes and smeared lipstick--in real life...it's sort of freaking me out. 0_0
ShortAngryRedHead 1 year ago 6
I can't tell if he's drunk or if it's just the character...
YamiRedYami 1 year ago
omg i just love you =] this just made my night!!
tiffanyrae542 1 year ago
this was so entertaining.
tagalicious2789 1 year ago
This is brilliant. Michael you're hilarious :)
hypedragon 1 year ago
lmao to the white nose! haha
joc868 1 year ago
I bet he's really drunk. Nah, I'm pretty sure. xD
MichaelChands 1 year ago 11
One of the best 5AG videos in a long time!! I loved it!.
cjonm 1 year ago
LOVED IT!!!
dboy7373 1 year ago
Michael thank you for making my evening, it has been an evil day <3
5038883711 1 year ago
Is this that guy that is obsessed with Britney Spears? His name was Chris something.
jess92981 1 year ago
@jess92981 You're an idiot. Michael looks NOTHING like Chris Crocker
serialXdreamer 1 year ago
I'm going to make a sim called Kristina Kringle now...
snobsonpycat 1 year ago
I feel like I'd get that Costo bottle of Patron I've always wanted and cigarettes and minis in my stocking If you ever inherit the thrown. I might put rat poison in the cookies and milk this year....
jer0021 1 year ago
"tyler oakley, I heard you voted for Bristol Palin on dancing with the stars" hahaha, kristina kringle is amazing!
treadingsnow 1 year ago
...wow!!! I want Kristina to inherit the throne right now!
juliasofie 1 year ago 2
I will be Michael's boyfriend. Then he can introduce me to Soundlyawake and we can have a threesome.
syrapickles32 1 year ago
If ya know what I meeean?
OneEyedSmileyFry 1 year ago
bahahahahaaa at Nicole Kidman face punching!
MsKaylabella 1 year ago
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you look too good as a girl xD
givemethatchocolate 1 year ago
you look to good as a girl xD
givemethatchocolate 1 year ago
michael, you really outdid yourself. I can never not love you!!
o0oviceo0o 1 year ago
for some reason i think joe and kristina had a thing....
mmcannon1 1 year ago
Am I the only one that wants to know if he smokes now? Lol
DaaashingT 1 year ago
...courtney love?
squiddie03 1 year ago 3
lmaoooo omg
toigerr 1 year ago
I could smell your gum?
DebSLC 1 year ago
Haha you truely do make a hot girl :P
emmabee11 1 year ago
The drooping eye <3
SearchForSolidGround 1 year ago 2
Wow, that was amazing :D
silverheart95 1 year ago
michael, did you get courtney love to fill in for you this week?
supercar02 1 year ago 2
May I ask what happened to your bottom lip? Were you that dunk when the lipstick went on?
bluelaugh07 1 year ago
POKEMON PORN lol.
cesarojedac 1 year ago
I met a girl like this at a party the other night.
SkyMeetsLand 1 year ago
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mcole2207 1 year ago
the amount i laughed during this video made it all the more enjoyable!!
beaniachi 1 year ago
You make a good sloppy drunk.
NiseyTubes 1 year ago 2
I'm scared for the day when Kristina "inherits the throne...." xD
But great job, Michael. This was amazing :D
BathtubWanderer 1 year ago
this was just...infinite amounts of good. i need to party with kristina, like, yesterday.
peetmick 1 year ago 2
HAHA I LOVE ITT!!
ZrothUCO 1 year ago
HAHA I LOVE ITT!!
ZrothUCO 1 year ago
Courtney love !!??
you imposter i knew it was you!!
kobacha 1 year ago
So classy :]
GeekyRomanticHybrid 1 year ago
aaamazing!!
swimmer449 1 year ago
I found it sort of scary that his boobs look so real. xD
WeirdLocal 1 year ago
I love you for so many reasons this just added on to it....lol
nvncyble 1 year ago
I was like "MONDAY!" then your name was "Kristina" and I thought of fiveawesomegirls. :/
acrrazywriter 1 year ago 3
This is one of your best videos haha... right on point at every moment!
mitathehermita 1 year ago
OMG these people r hilarious!!
December27Joe 1 year ago
You are the CUTEST thing ever.
song4568 1 year ago
Peach has competition!
JLCammack 1 year ago
Kristina Kringle: we need to go clubbing together sometime
djstlouis 1 year ago
This was so well thought out. Loved it!
melao9 1 year ago
i kinda love that you keep not-so-discreetly shoving your boobs back up.
nutellaismylove 1 year ago
Could you even see while filming? Those lashes would weigh down my eyelids so much...
moonmistmm 1 year ago
Kristina Kringle is officially my favorite holiday character, she even beats The Grinch and Frosty.
:D
MarSav93 1 year ago
Why is it that even when you're a mess, you look hot?
Arixiaa 1 year ago
lolwat
banditluva 1 year ago
IT'S CHRIS CROCKER!!
BriIsTheFinestCheese 1 year ago
lollll @ 3:05
theprincessbride820 1 year ago
Looked like you had a bit of white around your right nostril. Naughty Kristina! ;)
typicaljeremy 1 year ago
Lol!!! OMFG!!! your fuckin Awesome
LadyLaBouche 1 year ago
lol did you use lachisse?
blurredbluered 1 year ago
ahhahashahahahahahaha
luvmiamigas 1 year ago
My name is Kristina....ha.
ohxromance 1 year ago
that half closed eye is a nice touch. it makes you look MC hammered
Mathew9648 1 year ago
this is like drunk girl from snl a few years back. awesome.
iamdanielle 1 year ago
I super love you, easily made my day!
natcary7 1 year ago
i was havin a bad day and this just gave me soo much joy. lmao
shelberoosky 1 year ago
i like your eyelashes. they are the perfect length.
ccatherinecsc 1 year ago
i agree with the naked pictures of keith urban!!!
kaseyja 1 year ago
HAHAHAH I didn't notice the COCAIN on your nose for a while. hahahahah hilarious.
francieS7 1 year ago
Bahhhhhhhhhh. I can't see your eyes hahahahaa. Wowwzaaa.
francieS7 1 year ago
Disturbing and hilarious all at the same time.
Is this becoming the drag channel? Glad you boys are still rocking it to the beat of your own drum.
But you all are to cute to do drag every week.
NomadicJAG 1 year ago
Disturbing and hilarious all at the same time.
Is this becoming the drag channel? Glad you boys are still rocking it to the beat of your own drum.
NomadicJAG 1 year ago
you look like lady gaga in this lol
kdjislife 1 year ago
When did Tori Spelling join 5AG?
michaelmail 1 year ago
HAHA. Get it, gurl!
mekongmaiden 1 year ago
BWAHAHAHA
*wipes away tear*
i love you all
each and every one
Stay Cute ;}
SonyFoLife 1 year ago
Drunktina Kringle forget to wipe her right nostril after snorting coke....
juanmora19910209 1 year ago
Kristina Kringle.
xmess 2010
Mark your calendars.
ohBTW 1 year ago
Kristina Kringle? More like Kristina Crocker.
higherhighfives 1 year ago 2
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Are you in any way related to Kesha? :D
whambamram 1 year ago
i know people like her irl...
JENNAx726 1 year ago
i like your boobs.
apriltiffany 1 year ago 2
This reminds me of Paris Hilton's character in Repo! And Paris Hilton.
Isitonacornflake 1 year ago
Man you are fucking annoying. What is so funny about this? You just look and sound like a complete idiot. Good job.
Midvinterblot542 1 year ago
@Midvinterblot542 Then don't watch, you dumb bitch. That's usually what most people do when they don't like something.
HartzProductions 1 year ago 4
i didnt know ke$ha made youtube videos
worldthroughmyeyes 1 year ago 183
@worldthroughmyeyes that was a good one lmao
krimsonkorspe 1 year ago
I want to see Feranda Again. Thumbs up if my queers agree??
ErickHernandez23 1 year ago 90
Kristina, maybe you're better off opting for a nice girlfriend like me instead ;D
eunibrows 1 year ago
Kristina Kringle, me likey.
jenibo44 1 year ago
yay now i have the youngand free shirts, the qeen of the night shirt and im getting the human shirt!!!!!!!!yay!!! but i gatta wait till the 20th =(
theseanc118 1 year ago
I think you'll find it's Lapland.
itsonlykatya 1 year ago
you are defintly the best choice for mondays! :)
Rockismylove 1 year ago
i can't even see the pupil on your left eye lol
PNKEEE07 1 year ago
She has my vote.
elloelled 1 year ago
I don't think your eyelashes are long enough.
Love ya Michael!!
HeyUngraceful 1 year ago 2
I hope you didn't spike that eggnog in your hand.
prescience 1 year ago
ke$ha kringle.
kthorasdf 1 year ago 2
Any reason to drag it up, eh Michael?
rycab05 1 year ago
I dont know if i think you look creepy oor beauty.
i was prolly surprised by da beauty<3
iertjuh 1 year ago
SOOO much win!
IBleedSkittles89 1 year ago
god i love this!!!
IBleedSkittles89 1 year ago
Amazing!!!!!!
LostNPinkRibbons 1 year ago
LOL!!! You're hilarious :D
JessBcause09 1 year ago
if santa's fat genes went to his belly, kristina's went to her boobs.
goldkear 1 year ago 2
reminds me of ke$ha
paigejohnston2 1 year ago
its courtney love! jk love you hartz!
StormingRoads 1 year ago
Omg those lashes
DrewnessEightyEight 1 year ago
I think "It'll really help his career" is your best line yet.
MsFeistyy 1 year ago
LOL
This actually made me laugh the whole way through. You're awesome, Michael. I think this is my favourite Monday video!
I just love how you said "Joseph Birdsooooong! Heyyyy!" :P
crs0831 1 year ago
GorGeous! lol. I love this video
Sue821Bella 1 year ago
Haha.... You are One AMAZING Man, Mister Michael!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! =)
dramageek2005 1 year ago
Haha, at first I thought you were going to do a parody of all the fiveawesomegirls. xD
TheOrangeDream 1 year ago
NUDE KEITH URBAN PICTURES???!! =O Christmas wishes DO COME TRUE!
invictusheart92 1 year ago
real housewives of the north pole? i'm on the phone with the producers at bravo right now.
craigtotherichie 1 year ago
You're pretty, Michael... :)
not12stare 1 year ago
This character is brilliant! Everyone loves the blonde drunk girl at the office party.....this is just filled with awesomeness.
MellaBaby1 1 year ago
hahahahaa, FLOTPINA - you perfectly resembled her.
RavySony 1 year ago
Great Job Kristina Lol XD jk Michael ever week you set the bar high when it comes to playing characters those other guys better do will or we will eat them LOL XD jk I am hoping Korey does Princess Peach
ItsAlandorAnderson 1 year ago
"vote for me for the next Santa" haha priceless!
Brookerdoo 1 year ago
Hahah! I loved Kristina :P I'm not sure how the other guys are going to follow that but awesome job Michael!
Freada749 1 year ago
"If you know what I mean!"
haydenew96 1 year ago
WASTEDDDDDDD
heyitskfay 1 year ago
WASTEDDDDDDD p.s camel lights hollaaa
heyitskfay 1 year ago
Do you have white powder on your nose??? Or is that my imagination! LOL!
babipassion25 1 year ago
Brilliant, Michael.
OhLittleSparrow 1 year ago
I think I know how to do my make for my Xmas parties now! lol
ZehnleVlogs 1 year ago
you look like you just got viciously gang raped.
Koolkid736 1 year ago
I don't understand why I enjoy dumb trashy women so much. I'm not even straight!
evmoneyTV 1 year ago
hahahahaha
012345678910479 1 year ago
you were amazing in this love it love it love it!
Jessegal4ever 1 year ago
lol you ares so fuckin funneh! I am so happy you spoke out on that bitch nicole! taking my man off the market! nuh uh! so happy your monday! needed this! muah
smokeme23 1 year ago
She seems like such a sweet girl!
Rainrosen 1 year ago
drunk slut box...........tick!
BlogsofWoolhouse 1 year ago
Oh! Michael/Kristina, you're probably my Christmas babe of the year!!!
UnnaWildt 1 year ago
Frick yes. Micheal you are GOD.
itmayhappen 1 year ago
this is funny as shit!!!!!
dlyc4714 1 year ago
this just made my morning :D
coco63626 1 year ago
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Frankartful 1 year ago
I was listening to this while in another tab doing something and had to come back to the window to check the brand of cigarettes. <3 camel lights /horrible /carcinogenic
notacatchyname 1 year ago
You have lipstick on the side of your mouth? i dont know but it really irritates me! but i love you!
LoveLongDistance128 1 year ago
Hot mess. This is what would happen if Father Christmas hooked up with Ke$ha.
ZombieInvader 1 year ago 3
This could explain the cigarette butts I found lodged in my furbee when I was seven.
raynbow105 1 year ago
does that energy bracelet thing actually work??
prettypinkpeeps 1 year ago
@prettypinkpeeps I think that is a digital watch... it's what people used to tell time before the cell. phone.
jerrylavoie 1 year ago
your hot. why dont i have your number?
FWIDIFICATION 1 year ago
COURTNEY!!
ItsTheWooo 1 year ago
this was probably one of the best 5AG videos in a while!! =)
LovecatsMraw 1 year ago
I have that Santa hat :) It lights up and it's really fun! But mine broke. :( I was very sad.
Randomidus 1 year ago
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OBSESSED, Michael... Obsessed!
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ignacioivanalvarez 1 year ago
ok ?
UKOLOR 1 year ago
omg i've never seen you look hotter
dukehey2 1 year ago
This was funny lol.
yeronmyradar 1 year ago
Awww. . .uhhh, pokemon porn?? I'm looking that up now.
matitti 1 year ago
I love this so much.
BenFranklinIsSexy 1 year ago
OMG UR SINGLE!! WTF! THATS NOT POSABLE!! I LIVE ON LONG ISLAND AND IM SINGLE TOO=( BUT IM ONLY 18 SO YA BUT STILL!
theseanc118 1 year ago
Your lips look sooo fetch!
Sarawkweird 1 year ago
fucking hilarious...good vid :)
twobeefree 1 year ago
you got my vote!
hawknobility 1 year ago
normally you're not funny but i really really liked this. get real drunk next timeeee
lionfish2860 1 year ago
lol looks like you have a lazy eye rom too much "partying"
BarbieBoy90 1 year ago
If you ever film a video slurp-talking with gum in your mouth and slapping your lips, I'm gonna jam pencils into my ear drums. Except for that... great video ;-)
TheGoodAaron 1 year ago
You look so pretty <3
thesockdraw 1 year ago 9
@thesockdraw why thank you!
5awesomegays 1 year ago
@5awesomegays gahh just made me so happy by replying =]
Hope you find your BF because a pretty girl like you deserves one. <3
thesockdraw 1 year ago
I have met so many girls... who act just like Kristina Kringle.
Nail on the head. Haha.
<micheal3
<3smk
SciFiGirl1023 1 year ago 23
i love the midi track in the background, lol
rudeboym19 1 year ago
Hahahaha. 1) This made my day. :D 2) Your acting is awesome in this video! I kind of hope we see this character again someday. Thanks, Michael! <3
11Juliet 1 year ago 2
I love the lashes. Lol. You look hot!
kickingfishably 1 year ago