Perfect Dark N64 commercial (gen16.com)

[Cryptorax]

I wish Rare comes back to nintendo. With Joanna!

[BlackLabelFREAK]

OMG !! mom mom mom mom mommy mommy mommy mommy mama mama mama mama ma ma ma ma mommy mommy mommy mommy ...WHAT!!!! i want this gameeee!!!!!

[condoo13]

i love joanna dark...but wtf is she drinking?!

[CommentingOnVideos]

0:28

[Omegafrost69]

I remember first seeing this game on an ad in a finger hut magazine and remember thinking OMG another resident evil I must get it! Well instead of being disappointed that it wasn't I was stoked because it was 007 goldeneye on steriods!

[shadowloks2292]

This is better than golden eye in my opinion but both are good

[TheNatkidd]

If you look at the japanese box art of this. It look's a little scary. Because it's all Red and Black, Joahna's holding a gun, in a scary looking room, maybe she's waiting for some bad guy to get her. So that she could kill that person. To me. It look's scary and a little depressing. Don't ask me why it look's a little depressing. It's just, to me it look's a little depressing.

[thisguyiscool69]

Goldeneye and perfect dark were the best shooters ever for the N64

[gold30001]

this game kicks ass i will all ways play it

[jackson18ize]

i got this game when it first came out.....well i rented it from blockbuster.....back then...going to blockbuster was cool..lol

[Sonicfanallways]

Back when people played video games for pure fun and gameplay and didn't really give a crap about graphics and online play.

[Soopagman]

@Sonicfanallways 1. Online play didn't exist then, not as it does today at least.

2. People did care about graphics. This was considered good for its time.

Carry on.

[sopranofan1984]

HEY HE DIDNT START WITH IN A WORLD!!!!!

[synapticflow]

Um... wow! Nintendo had some awesome commercials before the "Wii would like to play" days.

[InnerMantra]

Joanna Dark is hot.

[Casanova646]

One of the many reasons why I love Perfect Dark 64 is the wide array of WEAPONS! Something today's FPS games lack.

[Pumpkin3844]

@Casanova646 And to add to that..the fact that you could actually pick individual weapons that would spawn on the map for each multiplayer game rather than loadlouts, or weapon sets.. was just great. I miss that so much.

[101najob]

perfect dark is made after they stopt making n64

[AnotherMarioBro]

If you press 1 repeatedly, Joanna scratches her head.

If you press 2 repeatedly, the narrator is asking if Warez is the person in the shower.

If you press 3 repeatedly, the lady is struggling to pull the pitcher out.

If you press 6 repeatedly, Joanna is tapping her feet on the metal floor.

If you press 7 repeatedly, Joanna is hitting the gun because she's mad.

If you press 9 repeatedly, Joanna can shoot those guys for all of eternity.

[AwmgHaxingnoob]

Can't wait for this to come out!

[TheOldGameKid]

@AwmgHaxingnoob You will have to wait another 12 years :P

[BroyhillVideo]

Its like if Ghost in the Shell, Blade Runner, Akira and James Bond had a giant orgy.

[coenmcj]

i have this on the 64 and emulated! can't wait 12 years for a laptop gun though...

[TheSixSence1]

so once more just too kepp alll the perfect dark fans inrested click on my channel and im making a small seriece of perfect dark vidios. the first one is called unexpected visitor and go on from there :D send me feedback and tell me how to improve/ if it somthing to watch

[TheSixSence1]

hey guys im a huge perfect dark fan, and seeing pd2 will probly be cancelled yet again i made a small vidio i hope to turn into a little seriece just to keep perfect dark alive so watch it remember the good days of gaming and tell me if i should keep going, sry if im advritizing i just want to remmeber perfect dark

[TheSixSence1]

epic

[Shadowfury]

If they were to make a Perfect Dark Movie, they should make Angelina Jolie as Joanna Dark. After seeing "Salt" and the last scene where she changes to short hair, it made me realize that Angelina Jolie would be the perfect actress to portray as Joanna Dark. Also, I hear that rare is working on a Perfect Dark title this winter 2011, not confirmed yet though.

[dominguessdude]

man! it makes me sad that i never bought this game for the n64!!! :( 

[TheOldGameKid]

@dominguessdude It's never too late

[williamraymusic]

Only 12 more years until we get LAPTOP GUNS!!!

[noecanaan]

eaea

[dragon00766]

:28 boobs........

[larrysg1]

Rob Schneider is...Kenny!!!

[509GAMER]

every n64 commercial is epic because its the same guy with a epic voice,i think hes dead now, if he is... RIP. for you with your epic voice made me get great games that i still play to this day.

[moomgmh]

Looooooved this game. How's Zero, never got a chance to play it.

[Dysleksikk]

@moomgmh never played it myself either, but it was reviewed as a good game, but a lot of fans said it sucked. i trusted the fans... i think i made a mistake there. looking at zero lately it looks pretty good

[creatyve]

i remember that i jizzed myself when i saw these graphics on tv LOL

[LivesForJihad]

Every commercial teaser is done by the same guy...

[TheDharmaFox]

Hard believe that was actually on tv back then

[zs7iey]

what AM i going to wear to work...

[TheFritoBandido]

0:28 best part of trailer :D and the game is so bad ass..

[DiegoFox4]

@TheFritoBandido Boobs!

[ilovehell666]

The N64 system is better than a night of consentual sex with megan fox.

[aeropostalbaby1]

@ilovehell666 megan fox is over-rated. so i agree with you

[at40100]

Scientificly it has been discovered recently that MEN ARE THE WEAKER SEX!!

[rogiar109]

This commercial gave me funny feeling in pants as a kid

[tacokristianbean]

@rogiar109 lmao ikr i just got a boner

[SoylentBacon]

Isn't this spoilertastic? I thought the Skedar working with Datadyne or whatever was a twist.  Actually, wasn't the whole involvement of aliens a twist? I remember a scene where Joanna finds out about Elvis, and she's like "Bloody hell, an alien! I'm surprised, as well as English! My ahccent isn't forced at awhl!"

[xXiamzeroXx]

I love how every N64 commercial is done by the movie trailer guy.

[uNeAk951]

um i have a problem i remeber buying this a long time ago and apparently i have noo idea how to play the missions im stuck with sims and challenges only

[MTC1000]

@uNeAk951 You need to have the expansion pack to be plugged in or you can't access the real game ;)

[Gold753]

@uNeAk951

You need the expansion pak. Look it up in Ebay or Amazon. It should come with a gray thing that lifts up your old one in front of your N64 (That square cover on the top). Take the black one out and replace it with the Expansion Pak. NEVER THROW AWAY THE OLD ONE and THE GRAY LIFTY THINGY!

You might need it later...

[dumaramutsi]

gotta love her belly button...i jizzed at 0:27

[jpdurazo]

OMG ! this trailer reminds me the first Resident Evil movie ! PERFECT DARK.. you are the BEST GAME EVER !

In my opinion...

PDZ (the xbox360 sequel) = 0/10

PD (the xboxlivearcade remake) = 10/10

PD (n64 original version) = 999,999,999,999,999,999/10

[darkbatu]

a PERFECT GAME

[jinxedmodder]

Joanna Dark is the lost daughter of Chuck Norris

[xFIRERUSHx]

man. i love this game. especially since it was on a nintendo console. it is just so dirty. i love it. just look at this commercial. so hot.

[DarthMeg]

Perfect Dark, Zelda, Goldeneye, an N64, TV, 4 controllers, a table, chips and soda; what else does a man need to be happy? - Albert Einstein

[DarkHollow623]

@DarthMeg I'd add Conker Bad Fur Day too!

[LkMaxBR]

@DarthMeg

lol

If he lived long enough maybe he would say that!

[DarthMeg]

@LkMaxBR The true joy of classics is AWESOME. I woould invite him to a 1vs1 in Perfect Dark, and his mathematical calculations would kick my ass :P

[GuilhermeTNTBuble]

@DarthMeg Forgot F-Zero, Super Smash Bros, Kirby and 3 gamer girls.

Einstein forgot some good things '-'

[DarthMeg]

@GuilhermeTNTBuble Einstein didnt include them for a reason - Newton said for every action there is an equal and opposite REACTION. So play Goldeneye with 3 other guys, and tell me what you get.

[GuilhermeTNTBuble]

@DarthMeg ....i still preffer 3 girls....

[BiggousDickous]

@DarthMeg That's beautiful man. Fuck I wish it were 2000 again ;P

[brsfrd]

@DarthMeg a chair? :-)

[DarthMeg]

@brsfrd Back in gamer days, we got our pillows out a layed on em all day playing video games. Damn Skedar, always getting me when im not looking XD

[seveventeen]

@DarthMeg The fuck do you need a table for? Back in my day, everything sat on the FLOOR, and we were GRATEFUL!

[DarthMeg]

@seveventeen For the resulting victory dance of winning Super Smash Bros on Very Hard without losing a single life.

[Leoooonard]

@Darthmeg also forgot banjo,kazooie taoie super mario 64 f-zero and a bunch of other titles ;)

[KaelDragon]

@DarthMeg 3 friends

[GeeGeeinblack]

@DarthMeg Too bad they never made Metroid Dread.

[IamTheSalesman]

@DarthMeg MarioKart 64. Add that one and I'm right with you.

[dumprun01]

@DarthMeg

mario cart & smash brothers ;)

[ep1403]

@DarthMeg and maaaad weed bro

[diesel0209]

@ep1403 add that factor and im in heaven..

[MartinMalakian]

@DarthMeg Amen! old school fps action!

[kissapoikanen]

@DarthMeg You also need Super Mario, Donkey Kong and Metroid.

[RoyalHustler09]

@DarthMeg For me back in the 90s through 2000: A N64, four controllers, T.V. snacks, Super Mario 64, Donkey Kong 64, Banjo-Kazooie, Banjo-Tooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Legend of Zelda:Oot and Majora's Mask, Starfox 64, Paper mario, Yoshi's Story, Kirby, Super Smash Bros, Perfect Dark, and Goldeneye 007. :D

I was surprised my parents would buy me some M rated games at the time, but they did watch over us if we did play them though.

[DarthMeg]

@RoyalHustler09 Funny - You just described almost all of my video games (And many more) that I play as well. However when I was younger (Still am!), my parents were incredibly lenient. Thus, I played with much more freedom. Doctors say video games dont develop intelligence? Yeah right. And the motivation to play the great games from the N64 led me to get all the Stray Faries from Great Bay Temple.

Yeah bitch, Perfect Dark kicks MW2's greasy little ass. XD

[DarthMeg]

@RoyalHustler09 Funny - You just described almost all of my video games (And many more) that I play as well. However when I was younger (Still am!), my parents were incredibly lenient. Thus, I played with much more freedom. Doctors say video games dont develop intelligence? Yeah right. And the motivation to play the great games from the N64 led me to get all the Stray Faries from Great Bay Temple.

Yeah, Perfect Dark kicks MW2's greasy little ass. XD

[RoyalHustler09]

@DarthMeg I feel ya. Just turn 21 this year and from watching commercials of the SNES and N64 makes me feel old. Truth be told, the Wii could have been a motion controlled version of the N64. If not for the crappy shovelware. (sports minigames are okay). I love the Wii and there are awesome games for it. Games thats made from Nintendo and doesn't involve Miis and any third party developer that actually made games awesome for it. Hopefully the Wii 2 will do better.

[DarthMeg]

@RoyalHustler09 And personally - If you ask me, I will make my children play the Nintendo 64 and experience what amazing times I had, from Ocarina of Time, to Perfect Dark. It was the best system of its time, and still is, Godamnit.

[RoyalHustler09]

@DarthMeg Same here godamnit. LOL.

[aecu1]

@DarthMeg a girl, maybe

[knock48rock]

@DarthMeg ..add smash bros and mario kart 64 along with 3 friends (preferably girls) and thats gaming haven

[adam52192]

best game ever! hooked on it for years. And still play it sometimes :) imagine it online?

[Usul573]

@adam52192

Uh, yeah it is online for the XBL version.

[adam52192]

@Usul573 xbox? xbox sucks

[soopa9]

@adam52192 ps3 sucks

[adam52192]

@soopa9 i dont even have one, lol

[Itekimas]

The last COD is awesome !! But Perfect Dark is the game of one generation and one of the most innovative game ever !!! Chicago level forever !!!

[NeonFXx]

Hey! Come check out my first Let's Play, i'm playing through perfect dark, and could do with your support, get involved by commenting, subscribing or shouting abuse in my face!

[TORSTF]

Oh, sexist commercial writers. Joanna isn't even a flirty, sexy, cliche spy.

[UpAtNight2010]

It's good to know that we will be drinking lime-aide for breakfast in 13 years. I love lime-aide :D

[loboimperial85]

perfect dark is one of the perfect games

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

Is this game sucks without the expansion pack?

[loboimperial85]

@SmoothCriminalAaron not really, but you can't enjoy it with all the potential that it really has, and you cannot complete all the missions

[RodolfoPiano]

@SmoothCriminalAaron  kinda but it works well :)

[Charlymaumushi]

@SmoothCriminalAaron You can't play it without the EP. But you could still play multy player. I have it.

[ZeroG004]

so...in 2023 were going to have flying cars!? See you all in the air 13 years from now =D.

[SoleilPhoenix]

This game was simply AMAZING. And the girl in this commercial is pretty sexy.

[Charlymaumushi]

@SoleilPhoenix True little flat but I like small boobs.

[SoleilPhoenix]

@Charlymaumushi That is just my kind of girl mate. Greetings.

[drtoufu]

HAWT.....

[musicmaniacization]

In 2023, my laptop WILL turn into a gun.

[DJDeathRevenant]

@musicmaniacization it better do more then that dude, it better suck my dick and make me a sandwhich too

[nikovan]

@musicmaniacization And yet again, the United States got an African American President early! My Desktop is a Slayer, and no one can't deny it!

[DarthMeg]

PD > COD MW2 + PD-0 + COD 4 + H3 + GE

Bonus points to those who can figure out the last ones.

[heymdall]

@DarthMeg GE must be for goldeneye, H3 though, I have no clue... what does it stand for :P?

[DarthMeg]

@heymdall Halo 3. Correct on the Goldeneye one though.

[RGLSfilms]

@DarthMeg Perfect Dark > Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 + Perfect Dark Zero + Call of Duty 4 + Halo 3 + Goldeneye.

[Charlymaumushi]

@RGLSfilms Yes but: Modern warfare has better online set ups. I still like PD better then any game. (call of duty lacks awsomeness) lol

[performancepoo]

@RGLSfilms combined

[lllshokoboylll]

@RGLSfilms

yes , Perfect dark is best game ever, god i miss it!

BEST GAME EVER

[GermanZ5]

i better find cyclone guns in 2023!!!

[GermanZ5]

best line ever: the only person man enough to do the job...is a woman.

[ChevyToughRebel]

I love this game, still got it too!

[kanislupus25]

Perfect Dark and Turok 2 = best shotters ever

[mdottwo]

thats my game

[Imgema]

uh, this commercial focus too much on the fact that the character you control is a woman.

[Usul573]

@Imgema

Something like that, lol

She gets all dressed, and the "is a woman" line

I mean seriously.

[ATGhasaposse]

greatest game ever

[diegodaudt]

n64 has more M games than wii wtf

[adidas340]

@diegodaudt thats because wii is a pussy console for families. n64 is a badass console.

[malicemoi]

@diegodaudt When I was young there were no M rated games and all of them were very good

[CUCHO777]

@diegodaudt

That is because the N64 was hardcore! >=D P.D kicked total ass!!!

[jackapulco]

Good times...

[Over9000Wolf]

The great Don LaFontaine, everybody.

[hert0gjan]

Everything looks cool when you put such a voice under a videclip.

[Ostnizdasht206]

mmm.. Joanna Dark..

[Starwind18020]

Damn, XBLA really imporved the graphics.

[pickledtrumpet1]

perfect dark.... a totally amazing game, bad graphics, but still fun. I remember getting hit with poison knives, making the screen look like you're drunk

[Mugenwind123]

am i the olny one who got a boner, a raging non stop boner by this

[yourmum1993]

@Mugenwind123 no

[tecmo1]

the cartridge to this game used to creep me out a little when i played it at night. but NO WORRIES! I HAVE THE XBOX LIVE VERSION! :D

[performancepoo]

@tecmo1 its out on xbla?

whats it like?, whats different?

oh, and does it have online?

[tecmo1]

@performancepoo the only thing diffrent is the graphics, and Frames per second. and it DOES have online. :D

[performancepoo]

@tecmo1 nice, lots of people playing?

[PeanutWithButter]

Microsoft bought Rare. thats why

[JOExSPARTIAN]

Lol Old commercial from the early 90's

[coolbluelights]

@JOExSPARTIAN uh this game came out in 2000...

[TzarNicholas2]

aaah, no Joanna niples... Anyway... Awesome game and an awesome ad!

[azraelangelofred]

I want the bitch that was on this commercial. I want her name, I want her age, I want her ASS!

[zim01001]

Awesome commercial.

[Cire21Century]

I'll chat with you.

[Lastknownuser]

They should put this as the trailer for PD on Xbox....

[firemanbry]

Its not out in uk at midnight i jus checked!! U must mean in america

[NBear927]

One more day! Yay!

[nickdanger12345]

they got bought by microsoft. and once that happened games like Conkers bad fur day became censored and Banjoo Kazooie became a pilot :( and since Rare basically built the N64, i would love to see some of the good old rare back.

[Gary20O]

Can't wait to play this on Xbox360 this week!! :D

[FiveMagic5]

OLD SCHOOL ;D .. cant wait for d 360 remake

[alexblue88]

tites! 0:28

[lemurboy12]

Banjo-Tooie.

Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Perfect Dark.

Rare's best games, EVER.

[Zain844]

This game is coming to Xbox live arcade with updated graphics can't wait

[PHILRYABKIN]

Perfect Dark and Goldeneye are the 2 greatests FPS games of all time.You can't question that.

[Buditokid]

great game

[performancepoo]

PD > COD MW2

[jisthebest50]

Perfect Dark (The Original) whoops MW2, MW2 isnt a finished product just a rushed bit of shite, its a poor game at best and poor multiplayer.

Perfect Dark is one of the best FPS's of all time. Probarly better than Goldeneye even.

[performancepoo]

i personally feel it is better than goldeneye

goldeneye is great though, dont get me wrong, but perfect dark took that greatness and expanded on it.

[performancepoo]

Goldeneye had a better style and atmosphere, it was cool and slick.

perfect dark had alot more variety, all those customisable bots, all those challenges and missions and multiplayer maps, tons of guns.

Laptop gun was hilariously fun, the slayer was great aswell.

only gun thats better than these is the cerebal bore from turok lol

[DoctorWeeTodd]

Crazy talk and crazier talk.

Perfect Dark at best was GoldenEye 64 with better graphics, reloading animations, more futuristic guns, and more multiplayer options.

Even for its time it was pretty generic. I wouldn't call Joanna a ripoff but it's clear she was built from Lara Croft. The story was nothing special especially considering its time.

But I still cherish the memories of rushing home from school and pwning my best friend to the point where he demands we switch to Super Smash Bros.

[Zain844]

I disagree PD was more then that. It was pretty much everything they wanted to put in Goldeneye but couldn't because of time constraints. It's a much better game then GE

and the only thing lara croft and joanna dark have in common are their british accents. They are very different characters I'd say PD was influenced more by La Femme Nikita and Blade Runner then Tomb Raider. and most games even today don't have great storylines. If you want something with a good storyline read a book.

[grez14]

@Zain844 yeah, well perfect dark is like sort of a golden eye mod , well mod or not was the best shoter ever, mw2 is great but perfect dark was like so great so damn great i can`t believe it was for n64, its like a next gen game on that time i mean so many features and fun but the true fun was in 4 player mode, playing that game at 4 players is something that cant be explained with words ,perfect dark zero was really disappointing

[lllshokoboylll]

@grez14

i wana cry with ur coment! perfect dark best game ever :')!!

and so other N64 games, super smash bros & zelda ocarina of time.. i mean

for real those were the REAL games.. these generations games arent that epic

[grez14]

@Zain844 yeah best game ever but I love that game for its multiplayer mode and the co-op also and the challenges, well there is a few games that u are missing, zelda wind waker was great, not as great as ocarina but it is a very good game, gta IV is great,storyline is very good as well , i liked san andreas better because of the 2 player modes and pokemon silver, thats all I can think about,i been playing alot of games but FOR ME gTA are what this decade has to offer ,yeah 90s where better =<

[Kullen64]

@performancepoo Hell yes!!!

[datboiraj]

@performancepoo

You said it man!...I wish i can thumbs up more than once!

[SilentSplinterCell]

lol he makes it sound so intense.

[jShazBOT]

10 years have passed and this gaming hasn't aged badly at all. FPS's today still fail to match the sheer amount of variety and innovative gameplay Perfect Dark provided on the N64. Not that this is a big surprise because it's coming from the people who created what is probably considered the most revolutionary FPS in gaming history, Goldeneye.

[22CaliberHitters]

I didn't know they cloned puppets

[EricUnreal]

So this takes place in 2023... But Perfect Dark 0 takes place in 2020?

[xProSeCUtiioNz]

@EricUnreal perfect dark 0 is a prequel to perfect dark

[jShazBOT]

That's why it was called Perfect Dark ZERO. It was a prequel.

[jisthebest50]

The Events on PD0 took place BEFORE Perfect Dark on the n64. Its like saying

Perfect Dark Zero (xbox 360 title)

Perfect Dark 1 (N64 Title)

[nypad5]

FPS developers plz take note, this is how you make a singleplayer game! Nowadays, all the fps games are Walk....walk...shoot...checkpo­int...walk...walk...shoot...sh­oot...checkpoint...walk...shoo­t...shoot...shoot...walk..chec­kpoint...walk....walk....walk.­.......walk..............walk.­...checkpoint