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  • "What. What's wrong with you, Dave?"

    "I didn't know I couldn't do that?"

    "That was good wasn't it... because I DID know I could do that!" ha ha ha ha

  • BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME

  • CHIP IS LIKE THE BEST WHITE FRIEND EVER.

  • WHY ARE WE WRITING WITH CAPS LOCK ?

  • 2:50-2:55 awesome laugh

    

  • *inhale* *inhale* "Well nigga sometimes you godda race, I dunno..."

  • Sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that.

  • " Well nigga sometomes you gotta race idk " so funny.

  • Dave is a God !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Man this guy is so funny!

  • "WE'RE NOT GUNNA TAKE IT!"

  • I would love to chill with Chip lmao.

  • What I love about Dave Chapelle is that he isn't just a black audience comedian or a white audience comedian. Everyone finds his stuff hilarious.

  • this guy has got to be the funniest person on the planet. 

  • no one wants to get their ass kicked to a sound track lmao

  • this cracks me up every time I see it

  • Sorry officer, I........I didn't know I couldn't do that.

  • dave,im gonna race em'

  • that was good huh, because i DID know i couldnt do that! muahaha!!

  • WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT! lmfao

  • @kdisanto23 haha that song is awesome

  • I feel like the odds are pretty good that Chip is just a cover name for one of the white dudes from Half Baked.

  • @mrfudgeyhead

    I think you are right, it had to be the white guy who looked stone.

  • 9 people don't have friends like CHIP

  • Nobody wana get they ass beat to a soundtrack ;)

    chip got the radio blastin

    "were not guna take it!"

    CLOSE YOUR BUTT CHECKS

    hahaha GREAT video

  • who gives someone 184 thumbs ups when there account name has chris brown in it!? honestly....

  • I didn't know you couldn't do that

    lol

  • that laugh at the end gets me EV-ER-Y SING-LE TIME. lmao

  • where not gonna take it!

  • yes lets just all say stuff from the vid so you can wreck it or those who havnt seen it.

  • 9 people got a ticket in the same situation

  • hahahaha he says (Ididn't know I could do that) .hahahahahaha

    was a good idea

  • 8 people are white

  • Well nigga sometimes you gotta race idk...

  • his white man voice is based off a 1950's father in a sitcom. dumb brown.

  • i just noticed dave's white voice sounds like obama's normal voice

  • od I love it when he uses his ghetto black voice

  • dave chappelle is the whitest black comedian i know.

  • @beavcleaver1 wtf does that mean

  • close ur buttcheeks just relax just let me do the talking

  • the other car didnt even know it was racing

  • "let me do the TALKING" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "..well nigger sometimes you got to race... "

  • @keefenathan it's nigga not nigger

  • WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!! \m/

  • "Sorry Officer, I... I didn't know I couldn't do that."

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  • we're not gunna take it!! LMFAO

  • I like chip hahahahah

  • "that was good wasnt it, because i did know i coudnt do that ah ha ha ha ha"

  • the white man laugh!

  • watch all new stuff on the weedmovies.info

  • "...only I DID know I couldn't do that" LMAO

  • i love when he says "well nigga sometimes you gotta race." it's exactly what you would probably say if you were high.

  • "we're not gonna take it!" LOL

  • I WANT TO MEET CHIP

  • @Verooo777 EVERY WHITE GUY IS CHIP

  • play dumb always works. i did a uturn right in front of a cop car. my wife is screaming at me but im not worried.. he pulls me over, and very angrly asks did you not see that big no u turn. and i says oops officer but i didnt see that big cop car underneath it either. what made it all worth it was my wife getting so pissed at me. i am a nerdy fat redheaded white guy no one thinks i would do bad on purpose.

  • @geoduct lol.

  • fuckin halarious eh!!!!

  • we all love CHIP lmao

  • daaaamn,that was funny

  • yeah that somtimes u gotta race shit had me rollin

  • "i didnt know i couldnt do that?" "that was good wasnt it? because i did know i couldnt do that HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

  • "im sorry officer...i didnt know i couldnt do that"

    "well now ya know" LMAO

  • Dave.................

    Im gonna race em.

    That is fucking class. Everyone should have a friend like that :)

  • u gotta understand, he hangin with some rich white guys. cuz regular white people dont sound like that

  • i was drunk as hell one night--cops pulled me over. first thing i told my friend was 'I'm going to jail",,,,, cop leans in and says, "well, i know you've been drinking, but i'm gonna let you park here--lock it up and you can catch a cab home"

    i was like, ''Thanks man'.... then they took off, we took a short walk, then ran back to the car and bone'd out!! hahaha

  • @upNyaBizznizz wow the exact same thing happened on my 21st birthday. I had to drive cuz my friends were in worse shape than I was! I was thinking,damn-I'm going to jail on my 1st legal drunk... lucked out

  • his white guy impersonation is dead on.

  • IS IT?!?!?!

  • 1:52..Hilarious

  • Im gonna race him... i tried to explain but all that came out was well some times nigga u gotta race idk LMAO

  • omg that is funny b/c it is sooo true. if i had a dollar every time some drunk white frat kid at UNC said that (i didn't know ....) and got away with whatever, i would have my student loans paid off and be on a tropical island paradise right now.

  • sorry officer i didnt know i couldnt do that lol thats fn hilarious

  • fuck Cops ,, Stopped me for no good reason yesterday :@

  • damn he is so fucking good

  • Classic Dave. Come back, man! We all miss YOU!

  • fuck hes funny..

  • Hilarious Material! Each of the downloads for "Killing Them Softly" is terrific. You find yourself laughing and gasping at the same time!

  • Dave Chappelle at his finest right here.

  • What!? What's wrong with you Dave!?

    I didn't know I couldn'y do that??

    It was good wasn't it....

    Cause I did know I couldn't do that mahahah

  • this is gotta be one of the best dave chappelle moments. 10/10

  • ahahah well nigga sometimes you gotta race

  • best line ever!

  • well nigga, sometimes you gotta race:P

  • Yes, the white person voice is classic.

  • hahahahahahahaha I LOVE when he does the white person impression, its fucking halerious

  • It's fucking hilarious... wow, kids can't spell for shit. STAY IN SCHOOL!

  • lol well sometimes nigga you gotta race rofl

  • lol dave im gonna race him lol

  • Dunno why but its god damn good jokes he makes! and im not offended in anyway.

  • why do you talk like you're a racist?

  • close your buttcheaks!!! just relax

  • FUNNY!!

  • Byyyaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!  Hahahahaha

  • one of a kind. so fucking original

  • dave = weed

  • well nigga sometimes you got to race lmao

  • @Chrisbrown378 GOTTA!! dumbass..

  • wtf, canada!? where the fuck did canada came from, was you high when yo wrote this or shit!?

  • dave.... im gonna race em

  • well nigger sometimes you got to race..

    lmao

  • we are not gonna take it!!!!!!

  • lmfao this is so true, my white friend gets away with everything!! LOL o wells

  • you are the white friend

  • no i get pulled over far too often to be the white friend. :)

  • not buying it, canada

  • considering how 1/5 canadians is a minority and about 50 % are in toronto where i live...

  • so, what are you asian or something? do they pull over asians "way too often" in canada? still not buying it. at all.

  • naw i think its cause im brown and a teenager and my parents bought me a 60g bmw which police in suburban toronto consider "suspicious" or so ive been told on more than one occasion. now fuck off you little cunt.

  • the police in canada fuck with indian kids? damn, canada sucks even more nutsack then i thought

  • hands down best laugh ever

  • LMAO... he should make a new one

  • his white voice kinda sounds like will ferrell in anchorman...

  • I WAS FUCKIN SHOCKED

  • relax! (gasp) close your buttcheeks!! ...lol....

  • "well nigga sometimes ya gotta race" lol funniest shit ever!

  • XD this is the funniest guy ever, and its kinda true, similar things have happened to me

  • were not gonna take it!!! twisted sister

  • coz i did know i couldnt do that!

  • god i love when he uses his white man voice

  • how true haha.

  • best!

  • WE're not gonna take it! lol haha

  • i always laugh my ass off when black people imitate white people. they always come up with the funniest names, especially dave chapelle... chip? dakota???

  • i know a white guy named dakota, he also dates black women! :P

  • he has the funniest white person voice ever haha

  • omg dave funniest man ever

  • Dave im gonna race him

  • lmao the funnest cunt out

  • AWSOME, dave ROCKS

  • funny shit man

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