play dumb always works. i did a uturn right in front of a cop car. my wife is screaming at me but im not worried.. he pulls me over, and very angrly asks did you not see that big no u turn. and i says oops officer but i didnt see that big cop car underneath it either. what made it all worth it was my wife getting so pissed at me. i am a nerdy fat redheaded white guy no one thinks i would do bad on purpose.
i was drunk as hell one night--cops pulled me over. first thing i told my friend was 'I'm going to jail",,,,, cop leans in and says, "well, i know you've been drinking, but i'm gonna let you park here--lock it up and you can catch a cab home"
i was like, ''Thanks man'.... then they took off, we took a short walk, then ran back to the car and bone'd out!! hahaha
@upNyaBizznizz wow the exact same thing happened on my 21st birthday. I had to drive cuz my friends were in worse shape than I was! I was thinking,damn-I'm going to jail on my 1st legal drunk... lucked out
omg that is funny b/c it is sooo true. if i had a dollar every time some drunk white frat kid at UNC said that (i didn't know ....) and got away with whatever, i would have my student loans paid off and be on a tropical island paradise right now.
naw i think its cause im brown and a teenager and my parents bought me a 60g bmw which police in suburban toronto consider "suspicious" or so ive been told on more than one occasion. now fuck off you little cunt.
i always laugh my ass off when black people imitate white people. they always come up with the funniest names, especially dave chapelle... chip? dakota???
"What. What's wrong with you, Dave?"
"I didn't know I couldn't do that?"
"That was good wasn't it... because I DID know I could do that!" ha ha ha ha
MsNylabby 3 weeks ago
BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME
ahmed1717 4 weeks ago
CHIP IS LIKE THE BEST WHITE FRIEND EVER.
InuMiroLover 1 month ago 4
WHY ARE WE WRITING WITH CAPS LOCK ?
Player5Pro 1 month ago
2:50-2:55 awesome laugh
MrHimynameisbob12 1 month ago
*inhale* *inhale* "Well nigga sometimes you godda race, I dunno..."
SasquatchLegend 2 months ago 2
Sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that.
poolfool807 3 months ago
" Well nigga sometomes you gotta race idk " so funny.
LDeep843 3 months ago
Dave is a God !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
monexpo86 3 months ago
Man this guy is so funny!
razzorraz 4 months ago
"WE'RE NOT GUNNA TAKE IT!"
BNomo1 4 months ago 3
I would love to chill with Chip lmao.
FrostedLane 5 months ago
What I love about Dave Chapelle is that he isn't just a black audience comedian or a white audience comedian. Everyone finds his stuff hilarious.
will60633 5 months ago 6
this guy has got to be the funniest person on the planet.
HawaiiSurf10 6 months ago 6
no one wants to get their ass kicked to a sound track lmao
llucabat 6 months ago 2
this cracks me up every time I see it
1CharlieSheenWinning 7 months ago
Sorry officer, I........I didn't know I couldn't do that.
BeatsFromTheEast21 7 months ago
dave,im gonna race em'
jteezy84 7 months ago
that was good huh, because i DID know i couldnt do that! muahaha!!
ClassicRemo 8 months ago 12
WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT! lmfao
kdisanto23 8 months ago 44
@kdisanto23 haha that song is awesome
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skmlnkrlsnk2041 9 months ago
I feel like the odds are pretty good that Chip is just a cover name for one of the white dudes from Half Baked.
mrfudgeyhead 9 months ago 11
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I think you are right, it had to be the white guy who looked stone.
tobysoter 9 months ago 4
9 people don't have friends like CHIP
sexyshubhi007 9 months ago 2
Nobody wana get they ass beat to a soundtrack ;)
chip got the radio blastin
"were not guna take it!"
CLOSE YOUR BUTT CHECKS
hahaha GREAT video
MissCourtneyBelle 9 months ago 3
who gives someone 184 thumbs ups when there account name has chris brown in it!? honestly....
blwmjg 9 months ago
I didn't know you couldn't do that
lol
DyingSun666 9 months ago
that laugh at the end gets me EV-ER-Y SING-LE TIME. lmao
DontReadThisUsername 10 months ago 4
where not gonna take it!
ThizzUpThaNazal 10 months ago
yes lets just all say stuff from the vid so you can wreck it or those who havnt seen it.
laloata 10 months ago
9 people got a ticket in the same situation
nartecal 10 months ago 5
hahahaha he says (Ididn't know I could do that) .hahahahahaha
was a good idea
MrMo0oE 10 months ago
8 people are white
nartecal 10 months ago
Well nigga sometimes you gotta race idk...
MasterMik332 10 months ago 3
his white man voice is based off a 1950's father in a sitcom. dumb brown.
bpo87 11 months ago
i just noticed dave's white voice sounds like obama's normal voice
hellraiserr666 1 year ago 7
od I love it when he uses his ghetto black voice
SimonAdalati 1 year ago
dave chappelle is the whitest black comedian i know.
beavcleaver1 1 year ago
@beavcleaver1 wtf does that mean
ndc18 11 months ago
close ur buttcheeks just relax just let me do the talking
mordicaishadow 1 year ago 3
the other car didnt even know it was racing
Richierich1285 1 year ago
"let me do the TALKING" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anjruki 1 year ago
"..well nigger sometimes you got to race... "
keefenathan 1 year ago
@keefenathan it's nigga not nigger
ndc18 11 months ago
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!! \m/
frowningcat 1 year ago
"Sorry Officer, I... I didn't know I couldn't do that."
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finy86 1 year ago
we're not gunna take it!! LMFAO
SkateInSeattle1 1 year ago 8
I like chip hahahahah
yaysonic 1 year ago
"that was good wasnt it, because i did know i coudnt do that ah ha ha ha ha"
april04201 1 year ago 4
the white man laugh!
modjaffamodjaffa 1 year ago
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TheWeedmovies 1 year ago
"...only I DID know I couldn't do that" LMAO
730free 1 year ago 7
i love when he says "well nigga sometimes you gotta race." it's exactly what you would probably say if you were high.
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"We're not gonna take it!" haha xD
Siqqen 1 year ago
"we're not gonna take it!" LOL
brokentoedspoon 1 year ago 9
I WANT TO MEET CHIP
Verooo777 1 year ago 218
@Verooo777 EVERY WHITE GUY IS CHIP
PuresG1ft 2 months ago 3
play dumb always works. i did a uturn right in front of a cop car. my wife is screaming at me but im not worried.. he pulls me over, and very angrly asks did you not see that big no u turn. and i says oops officer but i didnt see that big cop car underneath it either. what made it all worth it was my wife getting so pissed at me. i am a nerdy fat redheaded white guy no one thinks i would do bad on purpose.
geoduct 1 year ago
@geoduct lol.
silent13379 11 months ago
fuckin halarious eh!!!!
777godsend 1 year ago
we all love CHIP lmao
gusto1978 1 year ago
daaaamn,that was funny
hjncrd 1 year ago
yeah that somtimes u gotta race shit had me rollin
erockula 1 year ago 3
"i didnt know i couldnt do that?" "that was good wasnt it? because i did know i couldnt do that HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
deathdood911 1 year ago 7
"im sorry officer...i didnt know i couldnt do that"
"well now ya know" LMAO
deathdood911 1 year ago 2
Dave.................
Im gonna race em.
That is fucking class. Everyone should have a friend like that :)
eyesoflove1 1 year ago
u gotta understand, he hangin with some rich white guys. cuz regular white people dont sound like that
jrock91977 1 year ago
i was drunk as hell one night--cops pulled me over. first thing i told my friend was 'I'm going to jail",,,,, cop leans in and says, "well, i know you've been drinking, but i'm gonna let you park here--lock it up and you can catch a cab home"
i was like, ''Thanks man'.... then they took off, we took a short walk, then ran back to the car and bone'd out!! hahaha
upNyaBizznizz 1 year ago
@upNyaBizznizz wow the exact same thing happened on my 21st birthday. I had to drive cuz my friends were in worse shape than I was! I was thinking,damn-I'm going to jail on my 1st legal drunk... lucked out
randog69 1 year ago
his white guy impersonation is dead on.
scattershot1 1 year ago 12
IS IT?!?!?!
imnevermakingavideo 1 year ago
1:52..Hilarious
LilFlickzDaOG 1 year ago
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"dont nobody want to get there ass beat to a soundtrack" lol he is retarded
vonti305 2 years ago
Im gonna race him... i tried to explain but all that came out was well some times nigga u gotta race idk LMAO
illusion0427 2 years ago 9
omg that is funny b/c it is sooo true. if i had a dollar every time some drunk white frat kid at UNC said that (i didn't know ....) and got away with whatever, i would have my student loans paid off and be on a tropical island paradise right now.
cariko 2 years ago 4
sorry officer i didnt know i couldnt do that lol thats fn hilarious
yourname2294 2 years ago 3
fuck Cops ,, Stopped me for no good reason yesterday :@
qtrz06 2 years ago 2
damn he is so fucking good
M1gh7y8u77 2 years ago
Classic Dave. Come back, man! We all miss YOU!
ciscornBIG 2 years ago 6
fuck hes funny..
NzSouLja 2 years ago
Hilarious Material! Each of the downloads for "Killing Them Softly" is terrific. You find yourself laughing and gasping at the same time!
frtw4428 2 years ago
Dave Chappelle at his finest right here.
ROosthakid 2 years ago 3
What!? What's wrong with you Dave!?
I didn't know I couldn'y do that??
It was good wasn't it....
Cause I did know I couldn't do that mahahah
DinkyMax 2 years ago 8
this is gotta be one of the best dave chappelle moments. 10/10
9Fahim 2 years ago 6
ahahah well nigga sometimes you gotta race
cmendel 2 years ago 12
best line ever!
OmegaMeho41 2 years ago
well nigga, sometimes you gotta race:P
nalleli821 2 years ago 2
Yes, the white person voice is classic.
KineticFrenetic 2 years ago 12
hahahahahahahaha I LOVE when he does the white person impression, its fucking halerious
coollilmofo 2 years ago 12
It's fucking hilarious... wow, kids can't spell for shit. STAY IN SCHOOL!
LiuKang187 2 years ago
lol well sometimes nigga you gotta race rofl
tubby3029 2 years ago 7
lol dave im gonna race him lol
1cassandrawilliams 2 years ago 2
Dunno why but its god damn good jokes he makes! and im not offended in anyway.
kazefin 2 years ago 6
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why does chappelle always talk white ?
dnic3boy 2 years ago
why do you talk like you're a racist?
LiquorLips05 2 years ago
close your buttcheaks!!! just relax
acdc588 2 years ago 2
FUNNY!!
smokestorm88 2 years ago
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I met dave chappelle bak stage at a show 1 day n i start makin fun of peop. he laughed n said u real gud dats why i put my vis on youtube nw
listje1991 2 years ago
Byyyaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!! Hahahahaha
RockZealot808 2 years ago
one of a kind. so fucking original
420Sabbath 2 years ago 6
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this tells niggas DONT SMOKE WEED WIT YO WIGHT FRIENDS!!!!!jk
MsBirdman123 2 years ago
dave = weed
worldsmostfunrocker 2 years ago
well nigga sometimes you got to race lmao
Chrisbrown378 2 years ago 306
@Chrisbrown378 GOTTA!! dumbass..
elusuario989 7 months ago
wtf, canada!? where the fuck did canada came from, was you high when yo wrote this or shit!?
Bosanacmele 2 years ago
dave.... im gonna race em
renell 2 years ago 2
well nigger sometimes you got to race..
lmao
villapomos 2 years ago
we are not gonna take it!!!!!!
sehs1401 2 years ago
lmfao this is so true, my white friend gets away with everything!! LOL o wells
mochopz 2 years ago
you are the white friend
AgentCarter 2 years ago
no i get pulled over far too often to be the white friend. :)
mochopz 2 years ago
not buying it, canada
AgentCarter 2 years ago
considering how 1/5 canadians is a minority and about 50 % are in toronto where i live...
mochopz 2 years ago
so, what are you asian or something? do they pull over asians "way too often" in canada? still not buying it. at all.
AgentCarter 2 years ago
naw i think its cause im brown and a teenager and my parents bought me a 60g bmw which police in suburban toronto consider "suspicious" or so ive been told on more than one occasion. now fuck off you little cunt.
mochopz 2 years ago
the police in canada fuck with indian kids? damn, canada sucks even more nutsack then i thought
AgentCarter 2 years ago
hands down best laugh ever
andrlnntt 2 years ago
LMAO... he should make a new one
jeancallin 2 years ago
his white voice kinda sounds like will ferrell in anchorman...
ysmm92 2 years ago
I WAS FUCKIN SHOCKED
RichardDdog 2 years ago 2
relax! (gasp) close your buttcheeks!! ...lol....
lydia0723 2 years ago 3
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stocktonborn 2 years ago
"well nigga sometimes ya gotta race" lol funniest shit ever!
roboyt0 2 years ago 17
XD this is the funniest guy ever, and its kinda true, similar things have happened to me
WilsonGuitar 2 years ago 6
were not gonna take it!!! twisted sister
ignorethelife 2 years ago 6
coz i did know i couldnt do that!
Karkosis 3 years ago 5
god i love when he uses his white man voice
xwestsdeaznx 3 years ago 163
how true haha.
owjagbo 2 years ago 2
best!
Demonmack0 3 years ago 4
WE're not gonna take it! lol haha
josh22drakes 3 years ago 3
i always laugh my ass off when black people imitate white people. they always come up with the funniest names, especially dave chapelle... chip? dakota???
lolll666 3 years ago 12
i know a white guy named dakota, he also dates black women! :P
themuffinman217 2 years ago 2
he has the funniest white person voice ever haha
kinkyslinky21 3 years ago 11
omg dave funniest man ever
futuresoulhunter 3 years ago 3
Dave im gonna race him
Undergroundhiphop9 3 years ago 6
lmao the funnest cunt out
goole01 3 years ago
AWSOME, dave ROCKS
crazeydaisy 3 years ago 2
funny shit man
mariocreep646 3 years ago