How to Turn a Cigarette into a Knife

[XspookykidzX]

its pretty sharp... slices wrist hmmmm

[98908077]

why did you let the cute goat eat that piece of paper ?? >:

[Chzo287]

sounds like something spy would do

[xtremetop100videosXD]

Step 1 : Quit smoking.

Step 2 : Use the money to get yourself a knife.

[rocknroll51]

Should have killed the goat with it

[MaskeDemon]

700 people got sta... nvm you see where this is going.

[Cubsfan3493]

Does anyone other than me kinda wish that after he was done making the knife, he forgot he made it and accidentally stuck the knife in his mouth??

[Whirlwind76]

ROFLMAO Lola eating the paper made my WHOLE DAY.

[bigsnipes5]

yo my dude ur goat is eating ur paper

[DomsDrumming]

Wow, this is what Style is up to eh?

[SchMasHed]

goat in a cigarette shop

[guitarman92575]

Did you record this with a carrot?

[anpuncakjaya]

if i was you.i will kill that goat...i make that goat stick for my dinner.

[joneseymomo]

You have a goat.... AWESOME!!!!!!!

[vikkipedias]

Ooh, how cute! I love goats. I'm on the wierd part of youtube AND getting my cuteness-sadisfaction at the same time! :D

[zezekable]

My goat ate my assignment, I swear!

[zerga303]

where the hell did yo get a goat??!! ME WANT

[MrEnrohk]

@zerga303 .... man , you can buy one... in a normal town with animals...

[ishotthesherifswife]

doesnt come of as the most masculine, but then you learn he can get any girl he wants and survive anywhere. daym

[WindowsSoftwareDe]

i thought it will eat the lighter

[HovalAirsoft666]

nice goat



[Hyshinara]

Lol, stupid goat, eating EVERYTHING :P

[cbarsonfire]

The freaking goat is a blast. I kept waiting on him to say naaaahhhhhhh while eating the paper.

[Kakureen]

i want a goat

[serenutza1]

=]]

[159tony]

great. now i know how to make a shiv if i ever go to prison

[cristohv]

cool now i can scratch someone to death!!! XD

[earthlinglife]

I know this guy, he is a survivalist :)

[L1ne3]

lmao neil strauss came from being a player to raising goats D:

[earthlinglife]

now make a video about how to turn a knife into a cigarette...

[zeusrealm]

1:10 PPPCCHHHHH....... glass breaks....

[ojkrazer]

Teacher: Where is you're homework???

Me: My goat ate it O_o

[159tony]

@ojkrazer you do know when that really happens to you and the teacher won't buy it?

my dog once ate my notebook and my study book, my homework with it. she didn't buy it untill i showed her the remains of it xD

[Guywholovesyouful]

Is this dude gay?

[TheHasselBoff]

why do goats eat everything, they're worse than dogs!

[noodlesmealey]

designed to go where no electric car has gone before...............ON THE FREAKING ROAD FINALLY!!!

[Iamawesomeyouarenot]

fuckin faggot

[KhanxShotxTV]

thumps up if you looked at the title when he said were gonna teach goats how to smoke cigarettes

[Sexalize]

are you guys fucking HIIIIIIIGH?!

[dabaxt70]

funny stuff guys.....love the goat

[Suchti123100]

Can I eat the goat??

[GameGuy8000]

I WANNA GOAT!!!!!!!!!

[jpnmusic2]

Or you could actually go into a knife shop and take the lit cigarette and throw it in the eyes of the cashier and steal a knife. :l

[wiking3r]

... now i want to buy a goat... thanks asshole! lol

[SimulatedlPuppet]

I only ever watch this video for the goat.

[maltih]

that freak goat eat evry thing

[honeychowdhury]

What in the blue hell is the goat doing there?

[MisterHellYeah]

Give the damn thing a drag and see how he likes it!

[98chedog]

STAB THE GOAT

[sixrsixr]

The goat had a collar.. and a dog tag -__- smh

[spookymulder]

damn annoying goat of shit

[Zaidmolina]

@spookymulder hahaha :P , shoulda have cut the goat in half !! no?

[cjhatesu]

1:23 "But anyway, who knew?"

Probably a bunch of people in jail. Funny how criminals are so much more creative than the average person.

[jackle543]

where the fuck do they get a fucking goat

[MrHaxx1]

I want my own personal goat too.

[AnonLegion0]

nom nom nom nom

[ifoundluckycharms]

the real question is...why the fuck is there a goat.

[didimun]

@ifoundluckycharms The goat want to smoke!!

[lolzgmode]

@ifoundluckycharms It's his sciense assistant!

[TheFuggernaut]

@ifoundluckycharms No the real question is: Why the fuck are their multiple goats?

[earthlinglife]

if you decide to show this trick, don't forget to bring a goat :)

[cal1234567]

@earthlinglife oh yer it's useless without the goat lmao

[PufferBluntman]

@ifoundluckycharms Cause it's black magic, silly!

[rascalferret]

that goat was so distracting,I forgot what the video was about

[evilmeerkat007]

yeh right.lol looked usefull, who taught u that. Bear grylls

[MrZeeshan007]

just fuck this goat..

[cutelittlepoimaniac]

Aww the goat :3

[gyeomusic]

goat eats EVERYTHING!!!!

[kevincoughlin1]

He tested it out on his wrists first

[awesomo39]

i cant stop lauphing at that goat

[WVHillbillyification]

Where do you buy goats?

[WoHDEMENTOR]

ok. 0:00 here we go...

[coldblooded526]

why he have a goat?? is he an arab??

[ninjamonky7]

TWAT?

[twistdshade]

0:17 is the best part of this video. Thumbs up if you agree!

[fuckthispost]

Lol i clicked on this expecting it to be fake

[rkfaithfulblade]

Lol holy shit it's Neil Strauss! Last person I would have thought would teach me to turn a cigarette into a knife.

[brandonfragale]

its pretty sharp, Let me demonstrate on my wrists. -.-

[wowantonlavey]

Goat is saying toommaaaaccoooooo! then aw fuck it ill settle for rollies

[SavageInsight]

Why, does he have a goat? Wait, did he get *my* goat?

[aserath01]

OK wtf is up with the goat?



[bbob765]

This is why goats aren't allowed in prisons. That and they're far easy to find during the cavity search.

[bbqstud]

That goat has some bad-ass eyebrows! Must be Scottish

[brassoadam]

that goat was funny as shit.

[Realmasterorder]

Wtf is up with the goat ?



[louis424]

who knew cigarettes can actually kill you??

[CaliburPANDA]

@louis424

lol ya. surprisingly, in more ways than one. :D

[rafterman31]

i would of made the knife necked the goat and skinned it!!!!!!

[08aceofspades]

funny goat

[THEORIGINALEXSCAPER]

Goats. They'll get yours...

[hummingbirdhoneybear]

Somehow, LSD brought me here...

Then, it was Shrooms...

Then, I came back  here on my own, jussst to make sure it was the LSD & Shrooms...

I'm now back on LSD...

[kerwinsalvador]

Robinson Crusoe had goats too.

[akwalek]

goats rule :)

[SAUNDERSacts2618]

lame



[MrJayFlipp]

hahaha stonedddddd

[KyleTheLamma]

That is a motherfuck badass motherfucking goat!!!!

[JackRendar]

Freakin goats eat anything XD

[Utikwawa]

dumbgoat hahahaha

[brudzchy]

Is this the man with the 3 goats that Jack Sparrow talked about?

[Beatnikzombie]

After the goat broke the glass, you could have used the glass to cut things much more efficiently. In an emergency situation, I'll remember to bring a glass. I'll smoke the cigarettes.

[nephildevil]

@Beatnikzombie its an old prison trick

[Beatnikzombie]

@nephildevil To have a goat break a glass?

[antnee619]

soooo why is there a goat

[homicidemaniac]

well atleast if i get lost with a pack of smokes i can always shave my balls

[Avid719]

Did you record this with a toaster?

[craz3killa]

neil strauss... from the game? shouldn't he be busy fucking women?

[fYNX13]

In russian prisons prisoners cut wrists with such knives.

[THATW3IRDKID]

First thing you do is keep the goat away from the cigarrete

[TYspecials]

Lol, Goats eat anything, one ate the hood off my Mums coat once lol

[NikolaosLedZeppelin]

I like the goat's way to cut the paper

[iRouRoui]

Goats are now my new favorit pets I should own

[maxipaxiwaxilaxi]

I would try it on the goat, just to show that he has to stop messing around

[Dirxano]

@maxipaxiwaxilaxi Sure, a curious funny animal? Let's kill it for no reason!

[zPeeNuT]

This would be Perfect if you were getting jumped while smoking !!

[PurpleMoonYef]

why would i want to make a knife out of a cigarette while having a glass cup ????

[warkiller61]

It's actually pretty sharp

*tries slitting wrists*

[nesleonidas]

god damn i want a goat!

[tiry4ever]

Thats one way to shred paper

[jonnyhoeven]

goats love tobacco

[Elizabeth13134]

whats with the goat???

[oED209o]

seriously..whats this shit???

[joe29392]

why is there a fucking goat

[roberdude12345]

My goat ate my homework

[LukeDarko]

i'm trying to understand wtf i'm doing here...

[johnnybumbum]

goats, the most epic things ever

[83metallicarox]

I want to try this but first I need a goat.

[Actueel68]

That's not a knife! This *pulls out spoon* is a knife!

[1hungrigerHugo1]

@Actueel68 ...and again...and again...and agaaaain!

[NiKoX87]

deadmau5 led me to some worlds fastest camera crap, then brought me here n im just about to see how to unlock car with a cellphone #ForeverAlone

[Conbartist]

@NiKoX87 i did the exact same thing bro #whyamiupat3am?

[plootiy]

somehow metallica brought me here... FUCKIN A

[TristanGoins]

somehow , the movie splice brought me here . 

[dragonzuma]

Youtube brought me here!

[ryanseigh426]

Cigaretts and Alcohol brought me here... and hopefully it takes me back..

[Nur4mon]

Someow i brought me here

[16MattM]

Are you guys idiots. You got here from those other videos because its the same uploader

[Totokorquil]

@16MattM Hurdurrdurdurrrr

[ashkanmosavi]

stupid video

[Twixlex]

how much for the goat?

[planbwarehouse]

lol EPIC sheep it ate paper

[kingalibou]

soo utake uot the filter (the foam-is thing) and u light the tpo on fire and 'smouche' it and it becomes a nife?

[MrR3tribution]

Somehow Deadmau5 Brought me to World's Fastest Camera, which then brought me here.

Time for more DeadMau5?

[whatever6047]

NASA satellite images of Mercury for me.

How the hell is everything somehow related to this? :-/

[trolovo]

@whatever6047 hahahah i think the same, wtf

[305Nat]

somehow deadmau5 brought me here

[Rizako90]

Wow, get that kind of goat, put an important school paper next to it and you could really tell your teacher that your goat at your papers c:

[nazreg]

Fuck the goat then have the smoke.

[yahbomber]

@nazreg and then use the worlds fastest camera to keep it as a memory forever

[billdsafdsad]

dude that goat is the boss

[mvmsjaguars53]

y where you watching sheep porn?

[17zoomman]

fuck the smoke i want the goat

[MrJohnnyParson]

You'd have to stick in one's neck for it to truly work.

[PPWilliams1]

Somehow Oasis' official video for "Cigarettes and Alcohol" brought me here (gee, I wonder how)

[Deadmau5sApprentice]

I love how there is a random goat in the midst of this thing

[xawesomepants]

somehow a video about Raytheon XOS 2 exoskeleton brought me here. OH YEAHH.

[bettysbees]

You let the goat eat a cigarette. Where i'm from that is called ANIMAL CRUELTY

[bc7435]

@bettysbees cool story. where im from its called animal stupidity.... isn't geographical semantics fun? :D

[MrFlibble2011]

Cool goat

[Jameslikespudding]

some one kill the goat

[TheRapacci]

LMFAO, eu racho com os bódes, aheuheauhaeuhae

[sk8449]

that goat is pissing me off

[M4ST3RL1NKX88]

"My goat ate my homework"

[beardedswine]

somehow whale meat cooking shows brought me here

[FourthOsprey]

he killed that goat

[BlossomBarVideos]

Sad to think people actually smoke something that can cut you... think about it.

[321yelhsa]

@BlossomBarVideos Technically people don't smoke something that can cut them, they smoke /from/ something that can cut them. 

[arbmovies1]

i wana goat so bad now

[malsberger]

dumbass goat!! those thing give u cancer

[mrcorndog1234]

Somehow my penis brought me here

[Manu404]

Firstly i was thinking this guy was an old prisoner... sorry...

[LeoCogni182]

Enough with the somehow!

[BlazerNinja39]

somehow a weird mousy clicking thing brought me here

[binolar]

somehow Featured video in a country that doesn't have internet connections brought me here

[654ha123]

scissor cigarettes and the curious goat....man how did i end up here LOL

[Skullmage14]

somehow science brought me here