Mass Effect - 102 Romance Confliction (Female Shep)

[SternMann93]

Kaidan, I am dissapoint.

[will3pr]

What's weird is I don't feel sorry for dismissing Kaiden or Ashely in this situation, but when I dismiss Liara...I feel real bad the way she takes that short pause to "check on something" and walks away.

[666666MetalHead]

Since when was Kaidan a girl??

[urplatz]

you'd think that the voice of femshep would've looked at the script and said "hey guys? i'm no lesbo"

[KissesLoveKawaii]

@urplatz for the last time Asari don't have genders and if they had and it was lesbian romance, voice ACTORS are hired to ACT. They act roles and if this role in lesbian it's they job to act it. it's all in their contract.

[emogirl89allup]

hahahaha wow xD thats odd. thats why i clean my disks before playing. :P

[HelioDanto91]

BIGAMY FOR THE WIN!

[TheShadowstepGuy]

They confused ashley and K. hahaha

[jvdthwip]

WTF, he blows off a threesome?? What a moron.

[75Hadouken]

It appears Kaidan Alenko was born with a testosterone deficiency and he has not matured far enough to consider the possibilities of having a threesome.

[Krisshomez]

i dont blame shepard, Liara is just too damn adorable to pass up

[stoogemoedude]

Shoulda DC'd those assholes.

[Iboneb]

LOL. It would have been funny if the FTL had a glitch or something and the Council saw that. I wonder what their reactions would be?

[Iboneb]

Does this Jealousy scene change how you talk to Liara next time?

[tisvana18]

The important question?

Why did they have femShep record "Ash is tough" and use it for that scene?

[Jonstern1983]

@tisvana18 Originally all three of the romance options were available to both genders.

[Left4Halo3]

Kaiden is a HER?!?!?!

Liara: I feel bad for her shepard...

[SeishiroSakura]

"I feel bad for her Shepard"? There's more to know about Kaiden apparently..

[wlfmanjack]

What kind of a man turns down a threeway and Liara didn't seemed opposed to it. I hate Kaiden now

[SunfireGTX25]

@wlfmanjack lol I know, me too! I'm so glad I let him die and kept Ash:)

[BanjoOz]

3:14 = hmm... threesome or fill out mission reports? GREAT CHOICE, CARTH! MORON! And that's why I never take Kaidan on any missions, no matter which gender or build my Shepherd is.

[krzywyogurek]

ash is pretty tough? 3:42... and WTF is suppose to mean?:P

[AngusTheWolf]

i feel bad for HER?! XD

liara had to take one last quick stab at kaidan

[damonslip]

ash?! but that was that ass "kaidan"

[gwenamillion101]

WHOOP! Lol

[Youngisgod]

He passed up the oppertunity of a lifetime! Polygamists FTW!!

[joyadeceren]

Kaiden is so stupid... She offered to do a tree way but he rejected her....

[Fragliche]

Oh, Liara... you just don't know how to differentiate between genders, do you?

[Tibikk28]

Guys they name Kaidan as a 'she' because the people's 90 percent chooses a male Shepard, and Liara just told what she would if Shepard has to make a choice between her and Ashley. The makers of the game were just tired to make a new conversation :}

[Kingitchi85]

Liara said "feel bad for HER.." HAHAHAH ROFL!!!!

[kaylahdavis09]

what you talking about she an-int say that 

[DogPersonThing1]

@Kingitchi85 friken bioware just EXPECTS us to play as guys. there are benefets to playing as girls. ;)

[saygoodnightmanuel]

@Kingitchi85 well, her species only has one gender :))

[pizzaman7890]

WTF one gender?? i hope its a pussy

[asherlachesist]

3:39 did Shepard named Kaidan "Ash"

[DNME87]

everybody is into squeeshy asari!

[mattygonzo12]

@DNME87 idk why the are so squeeshy where are you suppose to get a decent grip lol

[TheKara24601]

it's a shame the game glitchs the conversation after the guy leaves and that apparently any romance with the ashley character isn't possible, they didn't spend more time on the character creation to make it better (most shepards male or female are fugly!) , spent more time getting rid of glitches, ect. ect.

[aseticelite]

why does liara say " I feel bad for HER Shepard. I hope SHE'LL be okay"

lol kaidan is a he liara

[DarkTemplar40k]

@aseticelite Well, Liara doesn't know much about humans yet.

[Darkdayzz]

.....

Did Liara just say....She...to Kaiden who is a He?? o.O

Now i'm confused :O

[strikedead]

I don't think that's a bug. Liara has every right to call someone who'd pass up a threesome a 'she',

[LunaArgentum10]

@strikedead Ah, I'm a she and I find it insulting that because he'd pass up a threesome that makes him "a girl".

[Killian1234567890]

@strikedead you sir, are a legend :D

[Lionofthedeye]

@strikedead holyshit that's funny man!

[zeldawalkthrough1]

@strikedead dude, it's a bug, why would Shepard call Kaiden, Ash? Ash is ashley's nickname

[Linkforlife199]

@zeldawalkthrough1 You completely missed the point of the comment.

[DogPersonThing1]

@strikedead she said ASH is pretty tough.

[EmoLifeOver]

WHOA WHOA WHOA did the blue chick just call Kaiden a girl? o.o

[satanist666]

so i like the vidoe but why the fuck didnt you edit out all the useless shit?

[chewylikesit]

i sent williams off with the salarians and then let that cross eyed alien hateing bitch stay with em for the big BBQ so that all she had was the aliens she hated all around her in her final moments and all i can say about it is she should not have been a hater

[MultiRaistlin]

Kaiden is a fag he said no to a threesome.

[SimonGuy10]

LOL! I feel bad for Her Shepard xD

[gameralways1]

ugly ass femshep

[iAsian92]

"Whoops."

Lol!

[lordifandk]

uhm 3:43 a glitch?

[lukphonp]

LOL ive never seen kaiden as a bitch before ROFL

[idiom12]

Why do they call him ash? And refer to him as her?

[ninjaman00]

I wonder... what does the Turian councilor say if you killed the Rachni queen?

[lukphonp]

@ninjaman00 nothing different really, its basically the same, they get pissed at your for killing it same as if you didnt, try it out

[narutorasbat]

@ninjaman00 he will say something about that if you like to commit genocide what a hypocrite right?

[SlightlyItchy]

@ninjaman00 He moans either way. He basically aint happy you made the species extinct. I had hoped there was a way of allowing the council to choose the Rachni's fate.

[MageApocolyptia]

'her' lol

[katgildner]

EPIC!!! Kaiden walks away from threesome.

Liara: I feel bad for her, Shepard. I hope she'll be okay.

BURN!!

[JosephTDavid]

03:30-03:34 Liara: HER??? i don't even known Kaidan a girl.....

[bobsmartz]

lol i love how ashely gets involved in this even though they're talking about kaiden

[guyver123456789]

@bobsmartz yeah what the hell was that about

[Tarimoth]

bahahaaa female kaiden XD *nasty secrets*

[iAsian92]

LOL they call Kaidan a "her"

[AnubisTeeth]

Kaiden is a her???

[erikvduyn]

Still not regretting letting Kaiden die, stupid cunt. Honestly, turning down a threesome like that?

[Zalman1337]

@erikvduyn Nobody in either game is into threesomes unfortunately, which is odd since you can in some other Bioware games.

[jimjamrocks]

lol game bug, why did they start to talk about ash lol

[paulsky1]

Lol is it me or are they under the illusion Kaiden is female? XD ill go check on HER later XD

[ZombieMonkey7]

That proves it kaiden is a total pussy

[crzymn246]

Lol, this was, hand down, quite possibly the most entertaining conversation I had in Mass Effect.

[kisftw]

Kaiden is a her? I am confused.

[azile0]

Kaiden pulled a gender switch! :O

[Icanwatchflagedvids]

You probably need full para and rena to get a threesome anyways.

[Icanwatchflagedvids]

Mass Effect three...some. Yeah, it's gonna happen.

[wowbeteg]

"Ash is pretty though?" after talking to Kaiden O.o

[underdog353777]

Uhhhh... Three? No four!

Whoops.

One of the best lines.

[skytop082]

@underdog353777 Lol. uhhh... three, no eight NO TWELVE......AW SHIT!!!!!!

[AIRampage]

lollllolololllolooll ashley dialogue fuck up

[omgitztommy333]

Damn, nice femShep you got there. I don't have the creativity to create that sexy of a character in any game. :(

[EfeBuyuran]

@omgitztommy333 Trust me, it's some kind of madness. I played ME2 Entrance Scene more than I could count just because my Fem Shep wasn't what I imagined. Serious crap.

[biplav32]

wow i might need to replay this game only played it once

[Sakawatchi]

Lol, I just think it's awesome how Kaiden became "she" when Liara and Shep talked after he walked away :D Oh, I love glitches sometimes

[Dielvei0]

I hate how shep walks in ME 2. Bah... hey everybody, look here! The great limping shepard!

[Dustehue928]

its always hard to chose a romance in both 1 and 2. "outrules Jack and Jacob in 2. Jack is a psycho and Jacob is simply boring" But all the others, Liara, Kaidan, Ash, Garrus, Tali, Thane. They kind of....have personal troubles. You kind of feel sorry for all of them so its hard to choose

[BeyondLame]

I killed Kaiden.

[brenndon1]

3:27 i never played the first mass effect as a girl but whas that some kind of glitch?

[SuperSamat]

i hope she's will be okay xDD

[Barillen1]

Liara calls Kaiden a she, although I understand, since he is kinda a sissy

[EfeBuyuran]

@Barillen1 She was actually talking about Ash.

[ENM173]

"eww, girl on girl? That's disgusting!"

Kaiden, be a credit to the male sex, would you?

[DekinBane]

@ENM173 Doesn't have to be girl on girl... can be girl on guy on girl... you always put the meat in the middle of the sandwich.

[ENM173]

Well played, DekinBane. Well played indeed.

[RawttennStrwbrry]

7:05

"I feel bad for her shepard."

Lmfao

[NaziKitty]

Okay Liara...I know you're an Asari...But Kaiden is not a woman.

Time to tell you about the birds and the bees.

[PlankofWood1]

Ash Kaiden wut.

[gofojibwas]

3:30 LIARA WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Oh, and wait a sec, I dont even know why they would get the female actress to record the responses "She'll be fine" etc when talking to Liara about Ash, when it's not possible to romance Ash if you play a female shephard in the game!

[ertyqwer]

it was meant to be possible originally, but was taken out of the final game for some reason.

[BlackValkyire]

lmao epic glitch

[Fabel2Master]

stop picking liara plz

[WhitehPhoenix]

NO. How do you like that: NO.

Liara is not interesting character. Neither is Ashley or Kaidan and don't even get me started on that Mary Sue/Gary Stu Commander Shepard. Mass Effect's main characters sucks. Only the peripheral ones are worth attention.

[Fabel2Master]

@WhitehPhoenix it's just anoing nothing prsal ok ?

[HuntrBlackLuna]

@WhitehPhoenix Well first off, Shepard is supposed to be a Gary Stu. He's the freaking main character, he's the Master Chief, he's Mario, he's the Big Damn Hero. Especially as full Paragon, he's basically Superman with guns and Martin Sheen yelling at him about idealism. Well, he'll still bust a cap in you when Supes wouldn't, but... you get the picture. He's not supposed to be flawed.

I'll agree about the others though.

[WhitehPhoenix]

Hey, I am totally aware he is supposed to be a Gary Stu, I am just laughing at that, that's all. I love how my, both fem and male, Shepards are like that.

[mamanettie]

8:37 and our children's children's children will just forget about this whole thing sit down and have a beer....

[mamanettie]

wow..... i cant believe she mistook kaidan for a woman..... (dumbass)

[xLRHawtLolx]

6:53

FRIENDZONED!

[avianmaster]

I feel bad for HER i hope SHELL be okay. Jeez Liara is more confused about humans than I thought

[MrMattkingg]

why is evryone talking about ashley

[HeihachiIsGod]

How would Kaiden say no to as threesome!?!?

If I was in his position, I would go for it!

[gorboy]

What's weird is Kaidan admits to finding Liara attractive if you play as a male, but then he rejects a threesome? Are you kidding me? LOL

[paulsky1]

@HeihachiIsGod maybe hes scared XD maybe hes a virgin XD ... just a though that he might not know what hes doing XD

[sithalo]

@HeihachiIsGod any guy would in that position i think

[thulesse]

Maybe he's just not into Asari.

[pizzaman7890]

@HeihachiIsGod ya but listen she (the asari) has only one gender and thats a little scary when u dont no about them and they could have a package bigger than yours if your not to careful an that saying "big things come in small packages" is really gunna come back and bite u on the ass" or should i say in the ass...

[Se7entijz]

Her ash?! wtf?

[zombiebaitonvacation]

they were making fun of kaiden i think.

[biggydx]

How do you pass up a threesome kaiden?

Thats why i let your ass die on virmire.

[longlun]

He needed to redeem himself and get his balls back.

[TrollChatroulette]

@biggydx He's not the one who's prepared to shoot Wrex for no reason. Kill Ash, that Wrex hating poem spitting cunt.

[mthatguy1111]

lol sounds like they only set this up for an ashley situation...

[Afliss92]

lol XD alenko is confused about his sexuality at 10:16. its funny cause he looks like a fag

[Dustehue928]

I feel bad for HER Shepard. I hope SHE*LL be okay. was that a bug? or ....cause i kinda rofled^^

[crimsonrhodelia]

Huh. I guess possibly more evidence that Ash was supposed to be a love interest for femShep too?

[Dustehue928]

Kaidan is much more nicer than Ash, when this happened with Ash she was a total jerk to Liara

[icccee]

ash wtf

[Arnest123]

her, she -.- its alenko liara

[matchboxmatt]

Her? Ash?

That has to be a pretty big slip up, considering that they not only wrote in the error, but also recorded femme Shepard's voice actor saying it. You'd think they notice.

[shaunw4eva]

WTF! that was not ash that was kaidian

[booo1230]

why is shep and liara calling alenko ashley and the he is a girl

[losonti]

Well, beyond the obvious glitch, the reason FemShep has dialogue for that is because originally there were going to be same-sex relationships possible with Kaidan and Ashley. This got cut but apparently they left the dialogue lying around for some reason.

[RocknLauncher017]

LOL! liara and shepard called kaiden a girl XD

[swullen]

SHE?

[darko1295]

I always leave Kaidan on Virmire. I wish I could bring him back in ME2 to sacrifice his ass again.

Liara FTW!

[Dalbert342]

You can't sacrifice him or Ashley:( but I always leave him on Virmire too....no threesome,no life lol

[roejames12]

"I didn't know that you were a... uh... prefer other women."

[Codemonkey0001]

Kaidan... You fucktard

[iforgetmyaccountlol]

loading times are damn long here.....lol thx god my pc rocks

[gietek]

ME1 and dialog options.....

You have "Calm down" and "Enough" but no matter what you choose Sheppard says "We're all on the same team here Williams. She's just trying to help". That really pisses me off.

[NYG5]

WOW BIOWARE, you win 10 internets. that was fuckin funny

[KnightDefender]

Oh, I loled at this. haha

I kinda supected something... hahaha

[Pilcrepus]

Haha, this is bugged. Thanks for uploading, I never saw this in my own game.

I can think of no reason why Kaiden would pass on a threesome with Liara and female Shepard.

[bonFreakingJovi]

I knew he was gay.

[Afroman8912]

3:29 ~ 3:46

Lol wut?

[38602]

03:40 - they talk about Ashe. Bug.

[jgoemat]

Before that, I was thinking they were making fun of him for being such a girl. The whole game I wanted to slap Kaiden silly...

[gietek]

@38602 yeah I'm really shocked! :)

[hotcarl84]

I'd fuck the shit out of your Shepard

[myez]

So Kaiden is really a female, that explains so much. Ash is pretty manly, not surprised Liara mistakes the two.

[c0dead]

man dude i want to play this game again now

[kuljeskelija]

*laughing out loud* You all know why... People have been commenting THAT a helluva lot ;)

[MurryBob]

It was Kaiden and they refer to him as Ash and "she" wtf?

[Erikdyr]

haha how about you me and the hot alien get it on?

Kaiden: a 3sum with 2 girls? naaah

[CasperDar]

i wanna hit him in the face for making that choice -.-'

[ghjyju]

lol!! so a kaiden's a girl? that explains a LOT!

[djklink20009]

this is the only bitch i hate in this game lol and her bloody commando babes

[BigManProducciones]

3:10 - If i were Kaiden in that particular situation. . . . Mmmmm....

[kbhalacy]

lol.....

[SleekCerino]

LMAO! I knew Kaidan was a bitch!

[itsmecandy]

Kaidan's a PUSSY <:

[sammanslap]

kaiden reminds me of my brother and it kinda creeps me out

[QuackJAG]

So Kaidan is a girl... huh. Well, at least I know why I was always slightly sexually attracted to him. I knew their wasn't a penis in those pants!

[rambo5551]

Turns out Kaiden is secretly a woman.

[Kano112]

@rambo5551 i lol'd at that.

[R3cal]

@kano112 i concur

[Grospoliner]

Looks like they didn't replace the male shepard text. Femshepard called Kaiden "Ash". So they were referring to Williams not Kaiden.

[ImosskShadow]

so now kaidan is a girl now according to liara? 0_o

[FredrickVonWinkle457]

wait, what? what guy wouldn't want to be between femshep and an asari in the bedroom? seriously!!!

[Aegoram]

@FredrickVonWinkle457 yea, i gotta admit, bad move on his part.

[maglo15]

wtf they called kaidan "she"

[ukkie2000]

they even said that ash is a strong person xD while it really was kaidan o.o''