Re: YouTube's Bachelorette?

[lolzer93]

xDD

[ralf7253]

Will u b my YT b♥yfriend? lol

[TheJmaster06]

That is totally too cool!!

[lamasniu]

hahahaha

Too funny to see these videos.

Who's your daddy!!!

That's right! LoL

hahahahah Classic

/owned!

[hinoraito]

ScaryDAve, did you hear about greenteagirlie? I was curious and checked her channel to see what was happening with the youtube bachelorette. I was surprised (and not so surprised) when I saw that her "bachlorette" videos were taken down, dismissing at the same time the guys that had been chosen for the second round. I feel bad for them, they did sound serious about her and she just ditch them for a month and came back as if nothing happened.

I would like to hear your views on this...

[thechurchofdave]

Hmmm That's not very nice. This might require a song (scratches chin and looking upward with a tilted head >:) MUUAUahahahahhahah!

[hinoraito]

oooooh that would be awesome XD.

[thechurchofdave]

patnova1989 : I just had to go to your page an see what you were all about....judging from the comments there, I am thinkin you got a bit of an anger prollem hehehehe As for your question, I have never been in prison since I know how to function in society lol . I am wearing about 15,000 dollars worth of tattoos (guessing) none are home made or negative.

[Detruncation]

This man right here is the fucking man, he wouldn't think twice crushing you with his boots. You are the fucking coolest person on youtube.

[couldntfindausername]

YOURE KING!

[CeilingCatLove]

Do you own a shirt?

[tavilovesyou]

oh man. no offense, but i think i'd go for the guy with the dog...

[tawandachristopher]

go for it dude

[martinknutli]

Hehe, you sound like Morley Safer!

[saxlover12001]

ew ew ew ew...plz don't wer those earings AGAIN! plzzz.

[coppernymph]

You're my daddy!! You seriously rock. You look great and have a great mind. Keep up the amazing work. I look foreward to seeing more!

-S-

[Jonjy3]

Haha Dude! You are awesome! You have a good voice I think :)

Lolol, 5/5 Awesome video!!

Pimpin' sunglasses and tattoos too!!

[FedeHippo]

awesome! just AWESOME!

[ZENxISxOLD]

If I evr had to get into a fight with you I would bring magnet lol

[thechurchofdave]

ZENxISxOLD : Magnets don't work on stainless steel ;)

[TheBeatlesNvrDie5]

Ummmmmmmm...

[speedyconkiwi]

hahaha i'd totally pick you ;)

[dueyeastwood]

bwahahahaha, that was awesome dude.

[MikeRat77]

Rofls, this rocks hardcore.

[jesseplata]

So why do u most of the time use sunglases and how old are you. My do you have an email.

[thechurchofdave]

jesseplata : I use a 500 watt light in my vids which is why they are so clear. I started out using the glasses cuz of that an then it just became a sorta trademark.

[jesseplata]

oh ok

[jeffwads]

Didn't I see you on the back of a milk carton?

[SkullAndDragon]

"I'm a pretty romantical kind of guy." Priceless.

[GrayFoxGrayFox]

Hehe dude you're awesome.

[gensisyan]

u groove man

[MixMasterApu]

Way to go Dave, PITTB dude!!!

[fsfer]

yeah dave.!

[randomdnwithoutrsn]

you are funny though

[thechurchofdave]

Shhh I don't like to talk about my age :D

[randomdnwithoutrsn]

good singing voice and song but aren't you too old for her

[ilovebigdude]

I don't like you because you are very ugly.

[thechurchofdave]

ilovebigdude...Your Momma is was so ugly, that at Christmas they hung her and kissed the mistletoe ;)Keep commin back I can use the views an comments ;)

[ilovebigdude]

You don't make sence. I can't understand what you are trying to say. Is this suppose to be an insult or something like that? Because I don't get it and I don't care too.

[thechurchofdave]

ilovebigdude...it's ok man just let it go an leave it for the people who DO get it ;)

[ilovebigdude]

You mean only you? So what's the point? It still doesn't make sence no more if you are the only one who does. By the way, my Mom doesn't celebrate Christmas, so I wonder where you find that stupid story you wrote upper.

[praslisa]

you scared me at first ..but after seeing the entire video you do have a nice personally and you are quite funny ! GL

[PabZ2K]

That was ... horrendous.

[thechurchofdave]

PabZ2K...THANKS!!!

[will1y]

legend! ignore the shit, you got an excellent voice

[Sermarfil]

YES! you win. GTG is totally gonna have to pick you.

[kombatwombat16]

If she doesent want you, I want you.

[QueefBeef]

she should totally go out with you!!

[Jiji573]

Why would she want to date you?

[thechurchofdave]

Jiji573....Cuz I am the only thing worse than daxflame >:)

[Dan794]

i would say used tht tied knot to kill urself but it break frm the wieght

[thechurchofdave]

Dan794....Me thinks you put the wrong comment on the wrong video but thanks for tryin ya cute little fuck puppet ;)

[shleeburr]

that was awesome man

[jimmyrcom]

I didn't think the videos could be *that* bad, I mean, mr. pregnant didn't make a video. I was wrong. This is scary.

[IPWNEDURMOM]

still not better than GayJay103 not that guy is gonna win

[kenrg]

Very nice - Good luck with her...

[hinoraito]

You have to win! I have never seen a better match since peanut butter and jelly!

[thechurchofdave]

Peanut butter Jelly time!

[hinoraito]

XD now I have the song in my head lol

[manifestjmu]

You're the man now dawg!!  gotta be the winner right here.

[thesmiths1013]

WOW, amazing! I know she will pick you! if not, will you marry my daughter? wait, let me think about that more! =)

[thechurchofdave]

Can I try her out an then decide? >:)

[thesmiths1013]

*coughing, choking * NO!! lol

[thechurchofdave]

Uhoh. Shpelink errors. The shpellin nazis are gonna get me again heheh.

[thechurchofdave]

I am not alltogether sure what the definition of perfect pitch exactly IS but I studied voice for a short while under a lady who teaches / taught a great number of big time heavy metal singers. She said I have 5 octaves in my voice though I have never practiced enough to make all of them completely usable. I have always been able to carry tunes since childhood. Even acapella.

[thechurchofdave]

hehe Thanks! They want drama? I'll give em drama! hehehe

[Richlove07]

omg do you have perfect pitch?

[FiveCardArmy]

I so hope you win!

[thechurchofdave]

Thanks! Me too >:)