Uncharted 2: Top 10 Censored Cutscenes

[christianmazgan]

3 actually ROFL

[cybroxis]

1:20 That's some kinky ritual O.o

[cybroxis]

0:35 wtf. No wonder he feels out of sorts

[BeastlyV]

Number 2

[HaroldDonchee9]

This video should have been called "How many dick jokes can we make in 3 minutes"

[Hootshot112]

the second one was the best!

"**** us won't get you anywhere!"

[Ponzius]

now uc2 looks like a porn game.

[estevansolis]

i laughed my *censored* out.

[Ninjadude973]

The Lazarevic one was gold XD

[AFGThugonomics9]

Do Uncharted 3 next!! Their's plenty!!

[TheMisterMaTtKc007]

his dick fell off in #8! wtf?!

[TheJetBot]

5 loooololololo

[GNRlova23]

At the last one, instead of the censored picture, they should have put a picture of Kim Kardashian on it XD

[Hootshot112]

@GNRlova23 LOL

[tccity1]

my ribs D:

[warriorbestow]

"So, you have tested my dick. Now it is my turn to test yours." Well, I did find dick-test on the childrens dictionary. I didn't read the definition, though.

[michaeld20]

#3 Thats one big dick

[FoxRacer090]

hands down #2 was the best

[SpicyTaco714]

Lol #9 #7 #6 #5 #3 and #2 are the funniest

[EJsacasa]

only 174 people have clean minds. thats messed up

[ZHGAMER11]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[mcD1175]

does drake sort of remind anyone of Archer?

[iKillZombies4fun115]

#6 #5 #3 #1 my fav's!!!

[leorocksandisthebest]

One with a sick and perverted mind enjoys this :D

[danteindarkness]

02:55 three some loollll

[danieluzumaki14]

there all from uncharted

[zambranapeter]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Wishfull filling D@#K ROTFLMAO (1:42)

LOL LOL LOL LOL What is some kind of weapon?! ROTFLMAO (1:11)

LOL LOL No, you had a d!*k... Turns out I've got one of my OWN. ROTFLMAO (0:15)

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[kingpit7]

LOL.

[RLuka0302]

lol this was my first vid after youtube changned

[alchimicomania]

ah ah ah ah !!! i can't breathe !! XD OMG very funny

[Melku44]

they call it the wish fulfilling ****

Like a Buddhist holy ****

[Bonified369]

fun fact: Flinn is voiced by the same actor as the voice of Alistar from Dragon Age. This has been your nerdy fun fact of the day. and remember; you **** that ***** with a *****, you get ******. thank you.

[AJQueenOfHell]

XD

[Kenpachi1526]

i dont know why thats so funny

[android19willpwn]

God it's like the count cencored.

[vzooper]

#5 reminds me of the smosh vid "how to hide a boner in public" at the end...anyone?

[XEPICfailGAMERX]

You know better than anyone that it's a two person job.

No, three actually >)

[Harpocraft]

Your the only one that has fucked it and you know better than anyone its a two person job

No no no... Three actually

Right

[MrSmexyTheBeast]

Omigod I laughed so fucking hard

[lightenly]

lol number 5

[DeguGamingNetwork]

That scene where Zoran kills the guard (the one who's caught stealing) would have been funny.

"You would **** me for this?"

"No, Zoran, I can explain."

"No, no need."

*Whips out censored object, grabs guy in a ... *ahem* ... "hug"

[STARSWeskerTRW]

Do a Top 10 Censored Cutscene for Uncharted 3! :D

[playfulpaul1985]

crap video

[hoboman00000009]

if you have a sick mind like mine, this video is fucking hilarious

[360sonlc]

This one funny as well

/watch?v=XGl22gc-oDI

[huuballawick]

1:30 Hue Hephner

[BakedFerret]

@huuballawick You just got a thumbs up, man!!!

[LightXGlory]

Final scene?

Lazaravic: How many men have you ****ed, just today?! Go on, **** me!

Drake: No....

Lazaravic: That's right....You dont have the will!

Drake No, but they do.

(Censored while Lazaravic screams)

[FrankFontaine97]

@LightXGlory

That was ******* funny!

[YngwieK1]

@LightXGlory dude LMFAO!!!!!!! didnt even think of that one!! that was so fkn funny man!! hi 5!! lmao

[mt2oo8secondary]

1:00 LMAO

[ATERIFA]

omfg this was so funny hahahhaah

[HannahDeloria]

I'm laughing so hard i'm crying

[fairytale290]

i know another 1 it is in the begining of the game a rock and a hard place drake says thats my blood thats allot of my blood you can beeb that away aswel you you get thats my (beeb) thats allot of my (beeb) XD

[Sumbodey07]

I giggled my ass off

[Sumbodey07]

I giggled my ass off

[jysaw1]

#6 is the best

[DJCali007]

WAIT FLYNN WE HAD A @$#@. NO YOU HAD A %^#$ TURNS OUT I GOT ONE OF MY OWN!

[misdekpkac]

Its some sort of budhist holy shit

[buzzhorn1]

8 and 4 were my favs

[11TechGuy]

Funny I own this game and I always skip the cut scence ^_^

[mrmatthew161616]

no no no, it takes three actually.

[Nahor1997]

"But Flynn, he had a Dick"

"No, you had a Dick"

"Turns out i have one of my own"

LMAO!

[xxx1nf3rn0xxx]

@Nahor1997 *we

[Nahor1997]

@xxx1nf3rn0xxx Ye, pressed wrong button

[glavgad]

Trust me young man, your ass will mend, you are just lucky to be alive!

[WIImotionmasher]

what, no more steve and larson?

[UlqiorraS]

@WIImotionmasher this is before they existed. You're on the 1st episodes ever of Ten FTW. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN

[MrRayen2009]

I was drinking milk.Then I spit on my computer luaghing to death XD

[9981679]

@ 1:19 I expected Ian from smosh to come in and say "its looks like... a weird shotgun"

[Eddiexx4]

Drake- "It's used to f***." Sully- "Eh..?"

[Eddiexx4]

It's even more hilarious since i've played the game. Funny stuff.

[future360freakmaybe]

LOL you **** her you get nothing from me.

[deathknigt3000]

LMFAO ROFLMAO at #7! XD

[jorgehombre1]

@trrropicccco nope, i'm not goona watch it ;)

[jorgehombre1]

@trrropicccco still you fail in the trap ;)

[Enzondo]

Funniest shit EVER on youtube... AWESOME XD

[jorgehombre1]

@trrropicccco o yeah, is very obvious is fake sherlock,

of course i'm mad watch this to see me /watch?v=g-aovNhtKLU

[jorgehombre1]

@trrropicccco no shit, SHERLOCK!!

[camofire096]

so, they have F***ed you ah? LOL

[XxTHECAKEISALIExX94]

why did they make this bitch exclusive for ps fuck

[redTalonsss]

Fucking Christ. I just realized how badly I butchered that quote

[SuperJacker123]

LOL!!

"you have tested my d**k now it is my turn to test yours"

"f**king us won't get you anywhere"

"f**king him yes but you.."

"you f**k her you get nothing from me"

[Emogeta]

Should've bleeped out "Arms" when he said "A man's arms" so it would have been "A man's [Censored]"

[kruleb]

@Emogeta The joke wouldn't make sense, a dick larger than a dick

[SecretBlaziken101]

Apparently some stupid cocksuckers can't take a joke

[Modiesel1286]

Inmean I looovveee this game but really ppl if u can't see the humor and are caught up because u think someone is picking on the game ur worse off than anyone could have known lol. This shit is HILARIOUS!!!

[xartdes]

-Is that a really good idea here? - XD

[xplatinumx15]

WHY DOSE EVERTHINK HAVE TO INVOLVE A DICK

[ThoseGuys349]

The picture at #1 was a stoma lol

[kizzer134]

hahahaha ''what is that???'' ''is it a weapon???''LMFAO

[TheLightmaster44]

i bet 5 dolars every time machinima makes a gay joke(this episode) wow 2000000000000000000000$ really machinima grow up you desprets

[thCODking91]

that is a lot of dick......jokes

[home2ideas]

four is definitly the best

[6NK6]

This is shit

[SOCKmasterdude]

NO,Its a 3 man job,wahahahahahahaha,Thumbs up for unnessesary censoring!

[redTalonsss]

Oh my lord number 3 was the best.

Nate: "it's a *bleep*. A ritual object, from Tibet.

Chloe: "what, like a buddhist holy *bleep*?"

[halodomanater69]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ha! BEST SHIT YET!

[TheFoster143]

it was funny when they did the scroll thing and the girl said"is it a weapon?" "no its a (bleep)(bleeeeeep)"LOL

[vladimirtod364]

number 3 was funniest

[GTAPanos]

WISH FULFILLING D*CK

[WuzupMyNinjas]

did they actually censored this in the game cuz its useless?

[DaLukkyBoi]

they should have made five number one

Sully: Look at that ugly thing.

Chloe: Is it some sort of weapon?

Nate: No, it's a (bleep) It's a ritual object from Tibet, used to (bleep)

:Sully. Huh?

[KingAlexanderNevsky]

"Longer than a man's arm." That's one bigass dildo.

[aceracer19]

why is the SYSK theme song in this?

[futuredirector999]

you need more ftw like this, lol. i died lauging.

[monkeyturtle69]

I like 10

[monkeyturtle69]

@monkeyturtle69 i mean 1 lol?

[Felixon344]

-no its a 2 person job...

-3 actuallyXDXD

[pfftdudeguy]

number 5 and 4 is the best

[sebacool8]

2:06 LOL zoran: you have tested my *beep* now it is my turn to test yours LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[NinjaPotato01]

@trrropicccco no shit, dumbass. That's the point.

[vertigoboy75i]

#7 was the best lmfao i couldnt help but laugh at that picturein what coulda actually been going on lol. i laughed at the original cut scene of that part too when he was offering drake that drink & drake was coughin

[A5sK1cker]

How can u dislike this its epic!!!!

[redTalonsss]

Y'know, I would point out one as my fave but they're all just too funny.

[truegamer2474]

@trrropicccco hahah lol good one man !

[akasunaS24]

#7 Big lol!!

[mongolianape]

its a three man job? im NOT in!

[TronBoy96]

so they have (bleep) you huh? hahahahahahahaha

[mattmuttBAMF]

dat ass 1:20

[UberTuber04]

@trrropicccco That's the point Dumbass!

[MrIchigokurasaki123]

2 was the funniest by far!

[TheInquisitor2012]

Threesome not twosome mmmmm!

[Wmadbdog]

"it's a two person job"

"NO three!"

[NJKIDDRICO973]

2:14 XD

[undisputed4life]

1:12 "What is it, some kind of weapon?"

It is in my book.

[shadenmonk]

2:26 ha!

[BazzimusPrime]

Budist Holy Dick FTW!

[Dkenair2]

Number 7 had me rofl!!

[TufRussian]

You have WAY to much time on your hands

But still hilariouse

[WeSuckShow]

hahahahahahahaha what daa fuuuckk??? nice vid

[ImR3tard]

whaaaat ??? number he cut his dick off ... lol

[thefartingfist]

it sounds like Maury Povich !

[LILLO84cute4girls]

it may be childish but so fucking hilarious!

[Scinfaxi1]

oh come on.. it's  so childish

this were my jokes when i had 12 years

[TheHorrorAnthem]

most of these are extremely lame, only 7,6 and 2 were funny.

[schmagum]

Very immature but very funny!

[eaturcrap]

I had to keep pausing it,

I was lauhing so much I couldn't breath, I now I have to shit, omg lol

[101PageJimmy]

reminds me of the guys from burn notice

[TNT96782]

Lol this was great xD

[Marble144]

my favorites were # 8 #2 and #1 haha

[TheRealKillerTomato]

Wow they really stretched this one. Incredibly sophomoric and only a few even made sense. To all those who laughed out loud, it must not take much.

[MoonChildRoses]

Laughed my ass off at number four

[supersoulllama]

Nice, Interesting, Graphical, Gory, Erotic, Remarkable. Words that sum up this video!

[MathersMarshell]

Laugh My Ass Off

[SomethingGodAwful]

Looks like a good action-filled movie.

[TechnoManiac2]

This is the reason why I played this game.

[happymush11]

7 was the most hilarious



[val08261996]

@happymush11 Yeah it was LOL :D

[puddinggreg]

World record for most dick jokes in less than 4 min

[TheShinskinator]

hahahahahahah halarious this is funny this cracked me up

[TheShinskinator]

hahahahahahah halarious

[ballsackbob05]

<=======3

[anichiba]

Ritual object from Tibet hahaha man I laughed my ass off :D

[Spironic]

Number 6 was hilarious!

[Raveman01]

if he continued number 2, it would have been even funnier.

"should i **** her or maybe her? this one that one?"

[ParanoidToaster]

I liked three the most. "Oooo >:3"

[MultiWolverine92]

3 one.... the old guy`s reaction : "uuuh!"

x"DD

[cjmc17]

no no, three actually! YOU SERIOUS!?? EPIC LOL!

[BlackLense]

Dirty mind .

[fliptheegg]

This is just, wrong...

[TheBlueMarth]

you know better than anyone that it's a two person job

no, no, no, three person job actually

LOL

[pink4evagirl62]

nate: Just give me your d**k

harry: is that really a good idea, in here?

Hahaha LOL thumbs up if u like #6!!

[Shelbling13]

how u add CENCORED block on video

[iWreXx]

@Shelbling13 retard

[hellraiser5671]

lololololololols this was so *bleep* funny

[MrGazzalee100]

that last 1 was best

[LWebb1000]

LOL!!!

[MasterLizzong]

LMFAO!!!!

[viatoretvenus]

you could make a whole new game with this

[zaboomaflew]

1:52  ROFL!

[ckyfan1015]

@nasoszeppos hey idiot it was a joke

[jaysekhon8014]

Longer than a man's arms !!!

OOHHH

LOLOLOLOL

[FireEmblemMaster714]

Elena:bleeping us won't get you anywhere

Schafer: (At Drake) you no, (at Elena) but her yes.

hahahaha

[bluescwawb]

@FireEmblemMaster714 thats lazarevic not shafer dumbass

[FireEmblemMaster714]

@bluescwawb wow... somebody has issues. A little mistake. I played this game like a year or so ago, forgive me if I forget will you. Seriously, thanks for correcting me, but you could have done it in a better way. 

[FireEmblemMaster714]

@bluescwawb You need to seriously chill out.

[nasoszeppos]

i don't understand what exactly are they fucking censoring? things that the regime does not approve????? wtf???? you can't even say they censor shit for the young kids, because the young kids surf the porn sites since age 6 or 7 at most and swear like old men by the time they are 9. so fuck me and spare the govenrment's censorship, fucking nazi regime who wages war all around the globe all the fucking time, fucking nazi washington.

[bluescwawb]

@nasoszeppos not actually censored dumbshit, just for jokes

[mr420jc]

@nasoszeppos chill out its just a joke