Aliens VS Predator Action Figure Review (Part 1)

[jdobson06]

In the new movie 'Predators' the Predator does hunt other predators so that can be an answer for why there's a predator skull

[twistedmisery666]

Lmao dude ur fking funny but ur right reason to have a predator figure is to take the fking mask off

[sassygirl7654321]

Actually aliens do have eyes

[sassygirl7654321]

actually aliens do have eyes

[MegaTwotwo22]

xenomorphs eyes are inside THEIR CLEAR HEADS! trololololololo.

[groovygavin254]

The xenomorphs had clear heads in the first film...

[mjforever09ful]

aliens more badass i still like the alien

[mjforever09ful]

i like that guy

[DezAVL]

Most entertaining review on something i've seen on you tube lol

[wolfcommander445]

in the first movie the alien had a clear head not joking it really did

[PieIsCOOL822]

have u read AvP comic

[fenrek]

2:41 'mummy I found a sonic" and I was like 'GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAYYY'

XD Fuckin hilarious. great reviews man :)

[04amberr]

you were stund as a childe wert you

[krusher6968]

is it ok in the start i tried to hang my self........

[metallicalover12]

HELL YEAH

[nickthelegomaniac]

the 1979 alien had a clear head watch the movie

[supervenom2000]

accually aliens dont have eyes under the outer shell but they do have eye sockets

[Floppy2Blueray]

lol doesnt like predator movie stop reviewing shit mate.

[toiletsheriff14]

actually they did have translucent skulls

[thanes92]

the aliens were alwaysn kick ass at killing predators!

[arbiter569]

i didnt think avp was that bad

[Eliteboy2e7]

no Predaliens Have A Skull Under The Dome and it was in the movie

[cjwille4968]

look at his crocth lololololololololol

[thespaniard47]

8:10 i giggled like a dumbass

[jlee1455]

my b-day is jan 24th!

[dead1walking]

How many mgs of that shit you takin boy?

Oh now I know who it is you remind me of!

This rlly odd kid from my biology class last year !

He nearly killed my pregnant bio teacher.

[LewizX90]

The 'Sneek 'n' Stab' part was hilarious!

[turahktheterror]

why is sackboy on drugs

[badmedusa]

Don Quijote de la mancha on the back!!! Fuck yeah

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@badmedusa

There is a huge symbolic meaning behind Don Quixote in the background of almost all of my videos, since the beginning. If you think about the way the French viewed the novel and it's controlling theme during the enlightenment period, you'll see what I mean.

[coalb389]

Actually, in the first Alien movie, the alien did have a clear head. And you could barely see the skull did have eye sockets. only at one part tho. You couldn't really tell because everything was so dark. The only reason i can remember is because of the image of the close up of the aliens face was burned into my brain when i was like, seven. James Cameron got rid of the dome head because he was worried it would break with all of the moving around. just a fun fact for ya...

[Rorshein]

Predator was badass movie. It wasn't good. It was badass.

[m3moryburner]

I know i love knifes i ts pleseing to get a clene cut

[TheChameleon12345678]

your fucking cool not kidding

[Zecifer]

The alien did have a clear head in the movies, you just never saw it clearly, and eyes underneath.

And yes, Predator 2 is so much better, not a macho action movie with samey characters.

[GabrielFilm]

HAHAHA im telling all my friends about you XD

[timanator2x]

Facehugger

[timanator2x]

Would you mind explaining what you said about being under the influence of a ? I didn't get that to well,Maybe because I'm not as wellgrounded as you.

[kaesy24]

omfg you are hilarious

[Shutuplittlechild]

hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[SummerUpdate]

Hey Tolstoy, do you know if there are any essays or articles online about the Protected by Biology idea that the guy talked about? I did a few searches but couldn't come up with anything, mostly health spa's advertising about a 'womb room' of some sort

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@SummerUpdate

Just have to read the comic, man

[LeWerd905]

"I want to meet that guy and have coffee with him. Or maybe not cause he might just stab me." Lmfao

[hazeman671]

that's a nice Luger!

[FrankieTheoret]

lol has your mom or dad ever walked in on u when ur filming? XD 

[payton6600]

"Mommy look i found a sonic ii... JUST GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY!"

[ShowMe160]

Yeah go Xenomorphs =D

[Phoenix2575]

1:53 MMMMKAAAAAAY TROl0lol0lol0lol0lol0lol0lol0l­ol0lol0lol0ol0

[Phoenix2575]

11:39 - 11:42 TROl0lol0lol0lol0lol0lol0lol0l­ol0lol0lol0lo This is the good stuff 8)

[trixter217]

you r the single most funniest person on youtube!!!!!!

[stude444]

Funny story I was with my crappy band the other day and during the break i watched this video and we have this song that were writing and we didn't know what to call it, so we named it Xenomorph Caffeine Hollywood Rape XD

[matthertyler707]

actually they did have clear skulls showing but it was never clear enough to be called visable since it was always dark plus they also had eyes just only their skulls

[matthertyler707]

actually they did have clear skulls, it was the origina but it was never seeable

[NZMorgs]

Also the skull popping out and behind the desk was absolutely hilarious

[NZMorgs]

I frequently have nightmares that I'm in a dark ship full of Xenomorphs in the vents/roof.

Scariest shit ever.

[Z39hyrr]

not sure if I commented this already but the xenomorph looks like the revoltech figure

[PinoyPogiman]

yea, if sackboy had to go thru all the electrocution, burning, and disappearing in foul gas 'n' stuff. im sure theres one other way than to go thru it mario style

[gamezmind]

i have no idea what you were saying when you were talking about the face hugger

[SuperHaloreachmaster]

cuz of this i wanna buy it

[SuperGamingSaiyan]

Those AVP figures looks freaking awesome!Probably one of my favorite episodes.

[AZMarineSniper]

Dude, I can't wait till you get on tv.

[SeerShadow]

Have that same revolver Co2 pistol. I was mildly disappointed with it actually.

[crammage]

great review you know i dont usually care for plastic crap but watching this was like

watching something between robot chicken and family guy ,

with all of the off track rambiling and jokes and such

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@crammage

Glad you approve.

[crammage]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky nice if only you could use you crazy antics to review tech , like on live

hey that could be your next review!

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@crammage

I'm afraid Onlive is actually satanic black magic... soooooo....

[crammage]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky why? of you have broadband internet g megs a second it works really works

[timanator2x]

Actually I they don't have eyes but they do have the skull structure to have eyes they adopted this trait from there human host kinda like the predalien from AVP 2 the alien had traits from it's predator host

[NintendoBmaN]

The benchmade 42 is a balisong, but I agree they make wicked knives. The torrent and pika ii were pretty sweet.

Anyway, I thought Arnie's acting was sub par, but not terrible, well maybe it was....

[Megamariosonicman]

got scott pilgrim 1 and 2 yesterday.

status:officially a fan

[SirKillerBunny]

Dude..you....just..a mean....TOLSTTOY THE KING!!!......gygygygy :33

[Creamy360]

oh look, it's the wool gray suit vest from Men's Warehouse that made Tolstoy feel better that day

[boeingnz]

The Tekken guy was King.

You forgot one word name : )

[crustymethaddict]

my brother has a 200 dollar predator action figure :)

[TheAncientMariner66]

I have a cold too, it sucks and all this cough medication doesn't work!

[mooneygb]

I thought Aliens had Exo-skeletons?

[ispitthetruth]

that .44 is LOVELY

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@ispitthetruth

It's actually a .177

[ispitthetruth]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky once again, i look like a prick on tolstoys video :(

[payton6600]

@ispitthetruth lol, someone plays mw2 to much

[ispitthetruth]

@payton6600 dam straight homebooooooyyyy

[helibad]

you should do a review of throwing knives

[posh99buggy]

yes a new video i have always liked your video wooooooooooooohooooooooo

[MegaCasualgamer]

the alien in the 1st movie has empty eye sockets on the skull. it is even mentioned by gigger that they asked him to change the aliens a little bit for the second movie and remove the empty sockets completely

[alecjahn]

The self cock-block. A Tolstoy original.

[Phantom100100]

u like Assassin's Creed? my man ;)

[Shotrocket6]

These are the only videos that I'll watch that have ten minutes of bullshit in the beginning before the actual reveiw... and I love it. Heh.

[tornadexx]

arnold is bad actor???? YOU'RE ONE UGLY MOTHERFUCKA!!!

[goingdownthetubes]

you forgot to mention you have a radiator...

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@Decompozin

Salt is salty.

[toadsworthshortstop]

can you sharpen a serrated blade?

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@toadsworthshortstop

Not the serrated part.

[zanuha]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky

You can.

[T1AOSUPERGUY]

...the nerdness...i love it!!!

[GeulThief78]

Did you ever find the Predator skull or whatever that was?

[redice1024]

Did you get little big planet 2?

[point7lead]

Watching you play with the toys before the review has become more entertaining than the reviews themselves. Also, that revolver CO2 pistol looks neat-o-riffic

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@point7lead

IT IS NEAT-O-RIFIC!

[IMnotRALPH1]

predidors was way better than AVP

[kingdomking100]

NERD'S RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flamingarse1]

you need to get a furry fox costume and punch sombody out

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@flamingarse1

Ehhh...if I were going to EVER fursuit in any way, it'd be doing a cosplay of that tiger guy from Tekken... name slips me right now.

[ispitthetruth]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky king? :)

[Chowder2996]

YOU RACIST U USED BROWN SACKBOY AS THE EVIL 1

[JerryL237]

@metroid0070 we all do

[l337n00b1]

FUCK THE TWIST TIES!!!! YEAH!!!!!

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@l337n00b1

My uncle had that when he was a kid back in the late 50's. When he turned 19 he was killed on the job as a result of negligence by a construction company that he worked for. A crane operator that was not trained in safety and proper use of the crane knocked him off of a bridge and so now we have a whole bunch of relics that were once his.

[MajorChord1701]

CRKT does make some excellent knives. My favorite knife: The Spyderco Endura-runs about $50...Spyderco makes some frickin' awesome knives. The budget version of that is the Byrd Cara Cara 2 for about $20...that knife also rules.

And actually, if you want a BIG MO'FUCKING knife, the Spyderco Resilience is a monster for about $40. Can't wait to get my hands on that.

[TheBigdaddy96]

the xenomorphs do have eyes you just cant see them

[mainecolbs]

Dark Sackboy... oh Tolstoy. XD

[EddieCubillo]

Had any luck sharpening your sword?

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@EddieCubillo

Hell no, man. Fucking blade bevels, how do they work?

[waddledee1000]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky Why are you so badass?

[zanuha]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky

Fucking professional sharpeners, how do they work?

[NOWAYOUT688]

your vids give reason to live.haha

[airsoftmasta102]

I love Tolstoy and his Japanese voice. Like Honestly sounds like your legit speaking it. Just so orgasmic O_o

[MegamanEXEv2]

Listen, TKE. We won't hate you if you become a partner. As someone who has watched you for a long time, and enjoyed all your videos, even those about why you hate the partnership program, you deserve money to do this.

[Jelloooo1996]

lol was that a suezo figure you coughed up?

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@Jelloooo1996

Good eye.

[2SixGraders]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky

WHERE'D YOU GET THE KICKASS LUGER?!?

[gangsterbryce]

ARE YOU HIGH

[TheKurdt123]

They also had an aliens vs superman comic.

[wappahawlic]

Tolstoy is awesome, lol!!

[strawberrysftw]

make a bioshock review/ walk through that would be fucking awesome and this is one of ur best work that i have seen

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@strawberrysftw

....perhaps...

[strawberrysftw]

thank god 0 dis likes

[listenlearnlive]

We will never stop giving you attention, now blow dry it dammit!!! hahha, cheers

[bulldog1010123]

Tolstoy, not to be a dick. But, if you were a real Alien fan you would know that Xenomorphs really do have eye sockets. When an egg is implanted in you the little zygote will take on characteristics of its host and that's why we have a Pred-Aliens and dog Aliens. If you look at it, it has a humanoid type skull in the front. I don't think they would make a sculpt of an Alien skull if it wasn't true, and they did have clear heads in some scenes.

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@bulldog1010123

WELL FUCK YOU MR. BEAR! YOU SPEAK LIES!!!

[JerryL237]

@bulldog1010123 WELL FUCK YOU MR. BEAR

[MrPhlarg1]

1:50 YOU MUTHA F*CKA lol :D

[matokaz]

heeeeeelllllll yeaaaaaaaaaaah

[bulldog1010123]

I want it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Masterbaterbear]

Do a Sega Master System Review

[mrgman1012]

you gonna get shot omg lol

[Quakeman224]

Your reaction to the item popping out and behind your desk was just priceless.

[REDFEILD1901]

i wish you would talk about comics more

[Sypran]

I love the physical real puppet animatronic things over CG. Cause even if they look physically impossible to be a living being, if done right, can still scare the shit outa you vs CG which I often say still looks as off and not there as Roger Rabbit did

[blanbproductionshd]

hell yea

[batmanlunatic51]

zomfg new tolstoy vid. thank you god

[2brello]

Predator skull launch!

[legoreviewer1]

Soz didn't mean to flag it and are u gonna do a pt 2 to show the predator

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@metroid0070

Dude, so do I

[Zepthire]

Did you say ryu at the start? I thought it was pronounced ru :P

[UnderASkyOfGrey]

i agree with @NerdHelpDesk, you really should accept YouTubes partnership offer. I understand all of your reasons why you dont want to (you explained them in an older video), but still, you could get paid quite a bit. And you could use that money to get an HD camera or some new stuff to review.. You really should reconsider it.

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@UnderASkyOfGrey

*SIGH*  I dunno....

[Thillonoz]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky You should become partner! I would feel better about watching your videos, because then it would feel like my view is helping my favourite YouTuber, we want to pay you back for watching these vids for free, I think all your fans would feel the same :)

[Ghorse23]

@Thillonoz you do realize he hates the whole corporate thing right?

[Thillonoz]

@Ghorse23 I do, that's the ONLY reason I was giving arguments about it, encouraging it from a fan's point of view instead of just going "become partner".............. I wouldn't have said any of what I said in that comment unless I knew he's been doubting it because he says it would feel like corporate favoritism or to sell out.

You just had to set me straight since I don't know half as much as you about Tolstoy huh? Didn't work out that well for you did it?

Wow....

[Ghorse23]

@Thillonoz how was i suppose to know your point of view whatever your counterpoint was good. so bravo

[nbkearley]

we have the exact same camera

[UberKuhlMan]

I love Tolstoy.

[l337n00b1]

@UberKuhlMan agreed

[NerdHelpDesk]

why dont you apply for partnership? they dont care what your videos are about and your videos can be as long as you want

[MrRequiemOfSorrow]

@NerdHelpDesk Actualy you have unlimited time even if not a partner now

[NerdHelpDesk]

@MrRequiemOfSorrow then why did he splt this at 15 min? i dont think he new! lol

[MrRequiemOfSorrow]

@NerdHelpDesk Maybe because he wants to?Hell it´s preaty hard to miss the"You can now upload videos longer than 15 min" warning when you upload a vid so

[NerdHelpDesk]

@MrRequiemOfSorrow im a partner so i wouldn't know that.. 

[leosignit]

ninja says take viagra.

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@leosignit

Don't exactly need it.

[leosignit]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky But ninja says to take two and call him in the morning.

[troynic]

i saw those and didnt pick em up do u think i should?

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

@troynic

Yes

[batmanlunatic51]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky its funny cause its true

[legoreviewer1]

1st

[ExeArco]

@legoreviewer1 Who gives a shit.