Mock the Week - BAD THINGS TO SAY AT A WEDDING - Series 7 Episode 5 - BBC Two

[EleanorMcCartney]

The last joke was the best.

[LaoGahn]

Oh I got one "Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to rejoice in the union of these two folks, who's names escape me at the moment.... but first I'd like you all to join me in a song in honor of me. HMMM! I AM THE BEST!"

No? That's fine, it sucked anyway.

[LokkerG]

Feminism... Sexism... that horse has been beaten for so long, it looks like a sandbag with no sand. Women have had to put up with a lot of crap across the entire globe, yet there are some women that abuse the sex card in every argument with any male. This world is shitty enough, but we really don't need people that act elitist or people bitching about oppression, when there's none of it. Everyone finds something funny, and it doesn't matter if the supposed majority disagrees. Can we move on now?

[mgblue]

i wish the rest of them would fuck off and just let frankie stand there

[BoredOfThisSite]

Well, she may not be funny, but at least she's not Gina Yashere.

[Grymligast]

@BoredOfThisSite Fuck me, she's the single most annoying person i've heard/watched. Yashere that is.

[Vivithewhite]

i fucking hate that linger after the joke - that hugh does.

[mikeymikemikey1]

@Vivithewhite well it's like farting in a lift, you want to see the damage.

[Howlofthewolves]

@misslittleear anytime :3

[Howlofthewolves]

@miss

[FourSabres]

Bad songs for a wedding:

Elbow-Grounds For Divorce

?-Don't Marry Her, Have Me

The Beatles-Help!

[HKOverlord117]

Norfolk joke +10 awesome. Although the people here in Norwich seem pretty civilized.

[MyNameIsFarToLong]

That scottish fucker is such a twat! why does he walk up before people have finished the joke? its just rude? and he's not funny... just makes things worse..

[Howlofthewolves]

@irishdan2007 you're saying women don't get jokes? Im a woman and I laughed my ass off at this vid

[MissLittleear]

@Howlofthewolves Thank you....

[benlroberts2]

24 people can't say ninaminamakkarekkararidominakk­adickabockamonmonaronponpuss

[codfifaskills]

why cant women tell funny jokes

[bob14907]

you know the video's gonna be good if frankie boyles in the thumbnail.

[OLLY605]

@bob14907 Wow Frankie with a beard lol

[Lostprophetzzz]

i like how the other comedian just keep trying to beat the woman to the centre.

probably to save her the embarrassment.

[dec5952]

XD The joke she made was actually pretty funny don't see why people are being so sexist and hating on female comedians I normally laugh more at their jokes.

[MissLittleear]

i actually think the girls r quite good...

[irishdan2007]

@MissLittleear well you are wrong

[MissLittleear]

@irishdan2007 that's your opinion

[irishdan2007]

@MissLittleear but the difference between my opinion and your opinion is that mine is right and yours is wrong lol

[MissLittleear]

@irishdan2007 whatever i'm not arguing publicly over the internet

[irishdan2007]

@MissLittleear whos arguing? im only joking, though i supose you wouldnt get jokes because your a woman, oooooooooooooooooh

[THExR3ALxABC]

FFS She says one joke that isn't that good now "NO GIRLS ARE FUNNY!" grow up, Joe Brand, Sarah Milican... they are both funny...

[playingforbritain]

@THExR3ALxABC No they are not

[WH1T3YHD]

@THExR3ALxABC I'd disagree. And even so, they would be two small rocks in an ocean of funny MALE comedians

[THExR3ALxABC]

@WH1T3YHD Didn't ask your opinion...

[WH1T3YHD]

@THExR3ALxABC Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that when you leave a comment on a video that isn't in reply to anyone, that you didn't want anyone to respond you. In fact, I ethink that the only reason you said that is because you realise that I am categorically right and don't actually have any decency to formulate a response. To be frank then, you're a cunt and your mum's a whore.

[TheStandUpInTheHat]

whoever says that women arent funny are clearly stereotyping. im not going to get involved in a fight, but take jo brand for instance, shes fantastic. admittedly the ONE joke that zoe lyons told here wasnt fantastic, but i bet most of the trolls/sexists on here couldnt get up in front of a microphone and do stand up comedy.

[Neylonx]

@TheStandUpInTheHat i don't find jo brand particularly funny either. tbh, the only time women have made me laugh is karen from outnumbered, that film bridesmaids, and some of my friends

[TheStandUpInTheHat]

@Neylonx are you joking? i love jo brand! also karen from outnumbered is fantastic

[msg355]

1:29. Andy parsons... "...no. that was not funny."

[yaying404]

This monster is yours now! <- classic!

[ChromeDrifter71]

The female 'comedian' was a contestant on a shitty reality TV show, the UK version of Survivor - and she wasn't funny back then...

[IndianaJoel93]

Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons, Russel Howard, and Hugh Dennis were always the best, naturally funny, quick witted and original, the women were always terrible and cliche, and even if they weren't, you suspected that they were feminist or lesbians due to their terrible jokes.

[Tormentofprophecy]

@IndianaJoel93 because feminists and lesbians are famous for telling bad jokes?

this doesn't even make sense :P

[thomas5070]

BAA!

[confinedspace2006]

From back in the days before Frankie Boyle had killed his TV career by allowing the world to hear his vile uninformed opinions about people with learning disabilities...

[GSBConstantine]

@confinedspace2006 back from the days when SHUIT THE FUCK UP. cock face. no one gives a fuck what you think.

[confinedspace2006]

@GSBConstantine well constructed argument there... are your parents brother and sister by any chance?

[IndianaJoel93]

Women are not funny, at all.

[grant160619]

I'm from Norfolk but that Frankie joke at the end was classic.

[RedFlame19]

@grant160619 your an inbred

[PowerTheQwerty]

i liked top comments when they first began, at the bottom

[Metatality]

I would have just shouted "Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"

[DACrAzYn0ob]

@Metatality And that's why you're not a comedian

[TomBrandon121]

@DACrAzYn0ob Hahah :') Brilliant

[spr66]

Andy is utter shit.

[pXqclan]

priest: you may now kiss the bride

husband: kiss her?! im gonna destroy her!...

[jude6156]

Just getting to the microphone is a battle! xD

[Satur1n]

When did Frankie get that squirrel on his face?

[MykeMetyll]

Hugh Dennis is one classy motherfucker.

[madbab00n]

as soon as andy stopsbeing in this show i shall watch it on tv again... he so unfunny and shit

[xNinjaSquirtlex]

women arnt funny ;S

[mark150761]

@xNinjaSquirtlex not all woman! (dont be sexist) some of them just suck at comedy ;)

[L7Y7D7I7A7]

@xNinjaSquirtlex men can't spell.

[RedundantComments]

@L7Y7D7I7A7 No, this man can't spell. Women in general aren't funny.

[CopafaceBabyFirefly]

@xNinjaSquirtlex Ninia Benjamin? Jo Brand? Sarah Silverman? Lol shut up.

[TheAltoSaxophonist]

@xNinjaSquirtlex Except for Miranda Hart :D

[AlbatrossHD]

Sympathy laughs. The girl isn't funny.

[Traumaprod1]

@AlbatrossHD None of them are they just make you cringe lol

[kingelf3]

@AlbatrossHD sympathy likes she funnyer then you r m8

[slightlyinsaneFTW]

...The thing is, I actually can repeat what Hugh said...

[RhetoricalFilms9792]

What is with Hugh Dennis and Sheep?

[bertster195]

@RhetoricalFilms9792 and don't forget claumidia, he's always going on about that too

[bradpittyay]

andy aint underated what u chatting about

[strethy]

haha, took me two seconds to get the last one lol im slow

[MrKcspot]

sitting in the pew.

"Hey y'see that woman in white up there?"

"Who the bride?"

"Yeah I think she gave me that blow job last night..."

[guitarreilly]

sympathy laughs for the women there

[prinsheder]

WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN A GIRL ON THIS SHOW??

[wicca678]

@prinsheder there are always women on this show

[MrBluebirdsfc]

I love Frankie Boyle.

[Owener94]

1:30

Andys look of disgust to Frankie after a gay joke

[guitarreilly]

we need to make a pertition to get frankie back on tv

[tehn00bpwn3r]

Who is that nasty woman?

[MrCrusader363]

I only click on the videos that have Frankie Boyle in the thumbnail.Legend

[Blackemperess]

You cut out the bit where he says 'you have released me, this monster is yours now.'

[TheThreeHeadedDragon]

@Blackemperess I heard it...

[gibbsonr]

my bride always wears white isnt that right dolly baaaaahhhhhh

[MrClifton188]

hugh dennis always has a cheeky grin after his jokes:)

[RyanOsangOfficial]

"I do"

[LaoGahn]

XD Honey I have good news and bad news. The good news is it turns out lesbians can in fact procreate together.

[dixonhpboosh]

I find it really horrible when people take fun of norfok. It is no different from anywhere else.

[squidisrad]

@dixonhpboosh At least you aren't American, we get tons of shit for no reason. :<

[CrookdRiverWmn]

@squidisrad Eh, we have some of it coming. Note that I say SOME, not all! One of the funniest bits I've heard about the US is "Dylan Moran - Americans" here on YouTube. It's amazing.

[SilverVixen77]

How about this one?

"The first person I would like to thank is the producer of 'Don't Tell The Bride'."

[KitsuneProject]

"You've got Jizz on your Tie, by the way and down your trouser leg"

[DiamShadowWraith]

I love how Hugh actually does the troll face at 0:21 XDXD

[SebAnders]

I want his beard! (Frankie Boyle's, Parson's is shit)

[TheKathja]

Don't worry, the vowels are simple! Just repeat after me: eenie-meenie-macka-racka-rare-­­ri-domi-nacka-jigga-bocka-lol­l­i-poppa-rom-pom-push!

AMAZING!

[MindOfGenius]

"Oh, I see you're getting this year's model. How long you're gonna rider 'er?"

[aarrum]

Man, what a great start.

[drno62]

I think Andy's underrated.

[HomelessDragons]

@drno62 Which one's Andy? I forget :P

[drno62]

@HomelessDragons The bald one.

[chocolate2k10]

@HomelessDragons The annoying bald twat

[SuckMyRightToe]

@drno62 He has his own DVD now I believe, people didn't like him at first because he stuttered a lot and didn't appear to know his own jokes, seems to have sorted himself out a bit though

[SexRobotOfDoom]

@drno62 Which one's Andy?

[drno62]

@SexRobotOfDoom The bald one.

[zethgb]

@drno62 I don't think he is.

[SelasSolaris]

@drno62 He is underrated, but this isn't the best clip to persuade anyone who thinks otherwise.

[drno62]

@SelasSolaris No offence but 193 people disagree with your statement.

[SelasSolaris]

@drno62 193 agreed that they think he's underrated, not that this is the best clip to show that he is.

[matklstrength]

@drno62

I think this show sucks without Frankie.

[drno62]

@matklstrength Personally I don't like him as a person but he is funny. I do get annoyed when people consider him God though. But that's just my opinion, you have yours.

[matklstrength]

@drno62

i dont know him as a person, and you probably dont either. we know him as a comedian and he is creative and i know some people dont like his comedy but that doesnt necessarily make him who he is.

[drno62]

@matklstrength I suppose, though I thought it a bit harsh with his down's syndrome incident. Maybe it's the media forcing their thoughts but I found it a bit too much.

[matklstrength]

@drno62

but would you really think it a good idea to go to a frankie boyle live show if you have a child with downs syndrome and are offended by jokes about that condition? i wouldnt.

[peetahp3]

@drno62 I don't, he always does the same walk-and-talks-like-this

[drno62]

@peetahp3 Yeah, but he's funny.

[peetahp3]

@drno62 Agreed, I do laugh at a lot of his stuff but I don't think he's underrated.

[Username14129]

" I do"

[HodgesTV]

Pause at 1:30 and see Andy's look of disgust on his face as if to say

"WOMEN AREN'T FUNNY"

[AmeliaJessicaPond12]

"We will now sing the hymn 225...My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" :3

[ellenmelon771]

And now we will be singing hymn number 225: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

XD xXx

Wonder what hymn 225 actually is?.....

[dustanybody02]

@MegaPoo97 All but the marvelous Jo Brand.

[123backinyerface]

@dustanybody02 True, Jo Brand is funny.

[gameguy20100]

@123backinyerface wht about andi osho

[samwisegamgeese]

Norfolk joke..lol

[FIntyMAcC10]

that women isnt funny or attractive ffs

[THEMSASBOYZ]

Frankies wit is unique lol

[m0ther10de]

you have released me this monster is yours now.

the words every farther wants to say.

[ellenmelon771]

LOL that was really good! XD <3 xXx

[Porthosthedog]

Hermaphrodite(her-maf-roe-dite­) person with both male and female reproductive organs.

Like that bloke who sings "never gonna give you up!"

[HappyIsFleeting]

@Porthosthedog Ja... not funny at all. not in the slightest. It was hardly funny in the video, that was just hateful.

[rosealertable]

@HappyIsFleeting wat u dont like that peice of mock the week u have NO sense of humor

[sonofhellspawn]

@Porthosthedog Lol

[angusdavidson15]

I love how at the start everyone moved, but not the women :D

[beattielol]

stewart francis such a legend

[3treeroor]

20 people are homaphroditeq

[scienceandfaith1]

whats a homaphrodite???

[TheDeathag]

@scienceandfaith1 reproductive organs normally associated with both male and female sexes

[scienceandfaith1]

@TheDeathag thank yoooouu.x

[ajperry1995]

@scienceandfaith1 A person who has both a penis and a vagina.

[TheDeathag]

@ajperry1995 no it aint. it could be having a penis and testicles but also having ovaries aswell.

[goshootyaself5]

@scienceandfaith1 someone who has a penis and a vagina

[Rogmeister999]

Has anybody else noticed that all of these clips seem to cut off after Frankie Boyle says something?

[THEMSASBOYZ]

@Rogmeister999 ending on the best gag lol

[CommanderGooch]

@Rogmeister999 To give the viewers time to breath after laughing hardly?

[KitsuneProject]

@Rogmeister999 "This Wedding is fucking boring, it's more depressing than Prince Harry's"

[callmybroCripple]

@Rogmeister999 He's that offensive !

[LoverElephant97]

@Stevie2Sxc I think the more important question is how much time must you have on your hands to be bothered to try and figure out how to spell that?

[JoshH37591]

When John went down on one knee, I wish i'd known he was having a stroke!

[dar3keternal]

@JoshH37591 cheers for telling me the joke! how did you know i was deaf?!?!?

[JoshH37591]

@dar3keternal Because I came round to your house and cut off your ears!

[dar3keternal]

@JoshH37591 thats not nice! =(

[JoshH37591]

@dar3keternal Hypocrite!

[dar3keternal]

@JoshH37591 =P

[JoshH37591]

@dar3keternal Lol

[sofa184]

i do....

[Oohlaful]

love love love frankie

[muchachowantsyou]

thanks to hugh dennis saying "Eenie meenie macaraca, Rare raa dominaca, Knikerbocka lollypoppa, Om pom push" i found the poem my uncle used to sing to me before he died. :)

[DioZeroifycational]

0:30 as in ugly betty :D

[DrBadwolf18]

i do LOLZ

[YwehChewY]

you can tell andy parsons thought the womans joke was shit at 1:29

[MsBkirk]

Andy Parsons as the vicar!

[MsAbixxx]

At my aunts wedding one of the reception songs were "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!" XD

[me4evaful]

eeny meeny maka... ah sod it i cba to repeat that JUST to get married

[hattierepo]

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard xD

[melovedisney1492]

I can't be the only one who thinks Hugh isn't funny.

[metalfreakenwierdo]

@melovedisney1492 i cant be the only that doesn't like you

[melovedisney1492]

@metalfreakenwierdo See, that was funny.

[hamsterface2000]

that's my mum...

[S]

Is it only me that thinks Hugh Dennis reminds me of Quagmire?