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  • lucky penguinz0 brought me here... got you another view -_-

  • Umm Im a badass and i just kill them all

  • ASSSASSINS CREED TIP: If you are notorious the best thing to do is bribe a herald then pickpocket them. Though i am not sure about assassins creed 2 or revalations I will check tonight and reply to it

  • hwos the language how bad is the swearing i wanna know cuz my nephew wants this game but his dad is like strong language and he doesnt want his son to play games with swaer words

  • @miciso666 well its mostly people saying bastard, but you can always change the language to Italian, then the only way you can tell he is swearing is when he says bastard in Italian (bastardo)

  • @miciso666 and dont forget when he says Cazzo. (fuck). so dont buy it for your nephew.

  • Worst way to use women that you paid for EVA!

  • im a wussssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssy

  • ZOMG a noob guide how to do a thing you already know in-game and will do a half of game.no srsly really u will.

  • grrr... i keep missing the finish him

  • @WEREWOLFxVSxVAMPIRE it just takes you to a bunch of mortal konbat videos

  • Does itt bother anybody else that so much health squares were missing??

  • the poison is really good if youre incocnito/not wanted, lock target, go near him, then "x"button(poison=1.Weapon) see what happens. There are many situations where 2 guards are right next to each other. Try to use double-assassination-blade whenever you can. The Endbossfight (its easy but heres a fastkill tip, i dont spoil much:) Whenever "it" attacks, try to grab, of course it will fail, but the time "it" tries to get your hands off "it", your "little helpers" come and sweep "it" down.Hit it!

  • Whenever you're confronted with axe/spear guards, use fistfight and grab their weapons with "x"-Button, then fast change to assassination blade and go for the kill.

    Also a good technique is to combo-hit your enemy once then grab them and press "x" to slice their throats. Dont just randombly hit your enemies, its better to wait (if your surrounded) and if youre attacked try to make the kill-cutscene. Another good move: Run a little (camera points behind you), target-lock and then knive-throwing

  • also, if the "assassination" option(x-button) is on, use it! You can make nearly impossible moves. Do this especially on 1 lonely guard and your targets. Then, if you swim, press a to dive. You can stay underwater for like, forever. Please dont use Courtisans to defend you when you're pursuit, theyll be killed. Use Smokebombs when you have many enemies and use assassination blade to kill the blinded guards fast.

  • if you hang on a wall or you are hidden in hay (wherever) and a guard is in your reach, press x to take him out but its only good if your not seen by other guards. Then, when you try to kill your target (your found out) and a row of guards is before you, just jump into them (theyll even excuse themselves and make way) and continue your hunt. Then, if you fight by the water or on buildings, just throw your enemys down (even the targets will die). The Pistol can be used even if not fully charged.

  • if the guards are still on even in the bale of hay they will come up and try to stab just press x it will kill them and pull them into the hay the other guards wont see it for a clean get away

  • i just love how when you do a leap of faith the guards lose you but the civilians stare at you the whole time

  • brotherhood kinda sucked, i hated rome so much

  • i agree with pratikh

    the only time i run away from the guards is so i can get even MORE guards on me so i can kill the ALL

    P.S. can't wait for Revelations, it looks sweet! :)

  • "Yeah you sneak right past 'em because they're too busy, you know.....looking at the beautiful ladies."

    lol, at 2:27

  • i would stand thar and when they all there ill throw a smoke bomb and assasinate them all its pretty effective

  • Awsome, Im gonna rob a bank, and when the cops come looking for me im gonna hide in same hay.

  • man i dont like to run i like to kill them

  • Recipe for assasins creed teabaging:

    1 :Kill somebody

    2: stand on their face/teabaging position

    3: Hold A or X and repedatly press RT or R2

    thumbs up so everyone can see also copy and paste to any assasins creed related video to spread this hilarios trick!!! :)

  • The difference between courtesans and money though is that money only distracts them for 10 seconds or so depending on how much you threw and how many people are picking it up. Most of the time, after picking up the codex page or whatever from the room, the guards will have already reverted back to an attentative state and will beat the living shit out of you for being so cheap that you couldn't afford the whores.

  • i really do feel like gay guys are on both sides of me talking about assassins creed like a noob. -_-

  • In brother hood all you have to do is this

    ARROWSTORM!!!!!

    Done.....and it also makes the game easier but I do like the occasional challenge every once in a while.

  • watch this awesome ac2 vid!!! awesome kills and counter attacks!

    /watch?v=avna2KzMvN0

  • Anyone who have brains will know what to do

  • no no no u have all wrong, the guard look at the courtesans BOOBS! DUH!

  • another good way is when being chased, say by agile guards (the ones that run faster than you), if you see a large group of people, run past them and throw money on the ground next to them, they'll occupy half the street. works even better in tunnels etc.

  • should have used smoke when you get it. or just dive into water when water is near

  • 1:53 look at the guard at the right HE CANT FLY NEHEHEHEHEHE

  • and these horny guards !_()!_

  • thank you for teaching us stuff we already know

  • What would I do with Tayota technology? Get an ultra cool way to fuck up the person who made that ad.

  • I still don't see how you blend in when you have knives and shit hanging from you.

  • thats for noobs why not fight them?

  • what about throwing smoke bombs

  • i dont nkow why the ymake tutorials from gams i mean when you buy the game you automaticly get a tutorial and theres a manual

  • @GamingTechGameplay I don't know why they have typing classes; I mean when when you go to school they teach you there and there's a keyboard with all the funny little letters on it......

  • Hi I need help please! I'd like to buy the game "Assassin's creed" But I don't know what version should I buy first beacuse I know at there's a lot of them... I'd like to follow the history very well... those following "assassin's creed" are that I saw in Wiki. But I dont know who should I buy first?

    Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles

    Assassin's Creed II

    Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines

    Assassin's Creed II: Discovery

    Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

    Assassin's Creed: Lost Legacy

  • @Thehekser you can buy all... lol

  • @Thehekser you should buy Assassins creed 2 and then brotherhood

  • @Thehekser Assassin's Creed 1 gives you a good background on Altair. Assassin's Creed II follows you around as Ezio (his beginning story and background) and Assassin's Creed Brotherhood is just plain awesome. Buy the ones suitable to your platform though.

  • @SatanicVampireCorpse Thanks a lot man :D Now I don't feel lost anymore !

  • @Thehekser The AC series come in this :

    AC : Altair Chronicles

    AC : Bloodlines

    AC II

    AC : BrotherHood and AC : Lost legacy is actually the same game interacting with each other , however Lost legacy is played on Facebook. You can search more relevant videos on Youtube :D

  • @ahpehpeh

    Bloodlines is set in the middle of AC1. Its just parts of his history that you dont see in AC1, some people say that its the same game just it's for PSP

  • i just kill them

  • who doesnt know how to escape? only retards like you two

  • it's what we call Smoke bombs

  • @t0mmygun95 What if you haven't unlocked them yet? xD

  • @SatanicVampireCorpse Well the Be a man and take them out! don't run like coward.

  • AC brotherhood is great because i was messing with some guards and somehow i got ten of them on me and i like stood there for a second...then i darted... they chased me all over rome before i escaped...

  • Or.. You could just kill them with a sword.. Doesn't take a badass..

  • i kill them its the best way

  • my name is Turtle? lol.

  • 0:00-3:21 WARNING! EXTREMELY POINTLESS!! CAPTAIN OBVIOUS AND MR. IN-CASE-YOU-DID-NOT-KNOW EXPLAIN HOW TO GET AWAY FROM GUARDS IN AC2 DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT TELLS YOU IN THE ACTUAL GAME!

  • true err guys...the ingame tutorials...miss em did we?And whats with the stereo splitting left/right on yer voices is that really necassary? its just distracting...I'm thinking "Shit theres a fag to my left and to my right...how the hell did I get into this?"

  • I'd rather just kill the guards instead of escaping. Sometimes I escape the guards to attract more guards, then I stop and take them all out.

  • @pratikh i agree

  • @pratikh are you Chuck Norris?

  • @pratikh i like when i run away,and there are like billions of guards chasing me over the buildings and on the streets...

  • @pratikh same for me bro , we work in the dark and serve the light , nothing is true , everything is PERMITTED , we are assassins , no fear , kill them all

  • @pratikh I do that too. It's pretty easy.. specially when you have recruits

  • @WakeUpDummies There are no recruits in AC2, only in ACB.

  • @pratikh I realized this was a ACII video after I posted.... anyway.. in ACB it's a sweet deal to have guys kick azz for you ;)

  • @pratikh I like to do it like a true assassin. Strike fast and get away before they can even say fuck.

  • wow it tells you that in the game fags

  • need to get past the guards to get a page? just lob a shank to the face bomb

  • just lob a smoke bomb

  • I don't remember the last time I hid from guards (In order to escape that is.)

    ;)

  • RUN FOREST RUN!

    

  • the best way is just killing them in a fight. the fight are too easy in AC2

  • Jeez! I didn't know anything you just taught me! (Insert sounds of sarcasm) I had no idea of all the pointless things I already know to do! Thanks for nothing you machinima Garbage!

  • Thanks for the useless video with the stuff everybody already knew... but at least you threw in the unfunny commentary.. ass jockeys.

  • courtaseens always get me horny =) lawl

  • @PkLeo7 what are you like 8?

  • i thought he was gonna shoot a guard in the head honestly smh

  • That one guy is gay...

  • this is bullcrap.

  • Bloody american people. Thinking they're well funny.

  • @OralSexFor10p

    Well, there's no need to be rude about it, go back to your own damn country if you think we' re not funny enough.

  • @grenadeer09 I am in my fucking country you American cunt. This is my fucking Island, I'm alright with all the other immigrants, Muslims and the like. But Americans? Arsy, arrogant, fat Americans. Go back to your own bankrupt, fat, warmongering country. Fuck you.

  • @OralSexFor10p who do you think you are man? thinkin you can just run around and talk to people like that,if you wanted to see this video just to insult americans then just tell your friends how fat or lazy we are... wait, what am i thinking, you dont have any friends do you? your life belongs in here on youtube and you just like venting out your feelings on how you feel about yourself

  • @RoKbOy211 Well, I'm obviously not coming on to Youtube to vent rages, I just wanted to see some cool tactics. I didn't like what I saw, so I commented what I felt needed to be changed, and you choose to start an argument. I suggest, if you want to play at being a big boy, you present some valid reasons and don't just make blind insults that, quite frankly, make you look like a 5 year old.

  • @OralSexFor10p im talkin about the argument you posted against grenadeer guy, honestly i just dont want to keep seeing people argue over racism man

  • They left out smoke bombs :3

  • The blending in the first game was way better cuz it looked like you were praying. Kinda sux they didn't have that or a different version of that

  • @Mostevl

    The blending in the first game was helpful, but SO NON-REALISTIC. I could stand on top of a dead body as the guards investigate, crossing my hands, and that changes anything? I'm still a sword wielding man in cloaks standing on a dead guard... and the moment you release the A button, they all attacked you. Just made no sense...

  • One of these guys is gay as shit

  • the guy talking in the back ground.....FAIL.

  • SICK,!!! intro \m/

  • Ju have a Lishp.

  • running away.. and away.. and away...

  • Thank you, all this stuff is absolutely useless and its explained in the first levels oig¡¡f the game...

  • hush my mouth, yeh that'll work, yeh i let the hole jumping into hay go because i kinda like making him jump off shit.....i think its pritty hard to get "noobs" everyone know the basic point of the game weather you've played it or not.....ok tips, unless your a fucking fan boy who the hells gonna want tips on a game !

  • i prefere to hire whores to make the guards piss off away from me

    gotta love those whores

  • @JoshuaJaredMoreau pwn to Georgy.

  • ummm guess what.........people already know this stuff.............and totally unrelated but if you blend with a crowd how thick does a enemy have to be to not see you...no matter what you where you will always stick out from the crowd.......so by that logic the makers of this game must think everyone was retarded back then....................

  • @BenMcGinn01 its a fucking game ur expecting too much... and logic? ur talking logic in a game? then every fuckin aspect of the game wouldnt make sense to u like jumping from 100ft above and landing in a lil hay wagon that breaks ur fall 100%.... and stop trolling... have u thought about ppl who actually don't own the game yet and thinking about gettin it... its great tips they givin off for noobs if u ask me so hush ur mouth

  • normally i stay and fight rather than run unless im about 2 die and if i want to get into a lightly guarded building i just assassinate or fight

  • this is headshot my name is turtle... haha

  • how is that sneaking in exactly at 2:42 lol

  • ahhhh fuck that and your tactics just kill these dumb asses

  • I had a vid of me throwing money, and like 30 people were gettin' boners for my coin purse, but my account got banned cuz I called it "30 Jews". Not the best decision I ever made, but it was totally worth it.

  • metal or miglass doesnt fit the black dye

  • errm dumb asses? you can just fuck all the guards

    pussies

  • and away... and away... and away... :D when i use courtisanes i always kill the last 2 guards so the first one wont notice

  • and away... and away... and away... :D

  • press f5 to skip commercials

  • Also try the assassination with benches after you kill a guard nearby guards will split up and check all hiding spots and then you can stealthy kill one but civilans must be on each side of you

  • On ac2 I take out guards by any means and it's over fast

  • The first game was so fun to fight your way out of an ambush but this game is annoying because it takes AAAAAGES to take out a single guard in a fair swordfight.

    In AC1 if timed properly you could take out about 5 guards in a matter of seconds. You can't do that as well this game.

  • i took out 2 brutes and an agile with punching in under a minute, ever though you might just be crap? because no one but you are complaining!

  • @reddestroy7

    What I was talking about is that counter kills are way more likley to be non lethal in AC2 and often enemies are more hesitant to attack. And you can't deny this because in the Brotherhood gameplay walkthrough something they pointed out is that enemies can be disposed of quicker and aggressive attackers are rewarded and not punished for not bothering to wait for something that never comes. So I am not the only one complaining am I?

  • @darthkahn45

    yes u r not the only 1 complaining. but the ones who complain are amateurs in AC2's combat anyway.

    seriously, counter attacks? who uses counterattacks? i use combokills. the killing animations for combokills look so much better than the animations for counterattacks anyway.

    enemy AI attack works by a timer. u use counters it stops the timer during the counter. i use combokills the timer continues to run even when im doing combokills. that is why amateurs wait -> counters

  • @reddestroy7 lol at pple saying AC2 combat is slow. its not the combat that is slow its the players. counterattacks are for amateurs, the elites use combokills. i never use hidden blades in combat they are so cheap.  all the brutes, seekers, agiles, and high rank guards die with one combokill from my knife/shortblade.

    also in the mission where Giovanni is hanged i didn't run away i killed all the guards with fist and disarmed the brutes and ended the mission not by running away.

  • @SamC77 Disarming is countering

  • @SamC77 Impossible you can't disarm till later. though I do agree with you.

  • @Levaillol

    its actually a bug/glitch. u try it and sometimes it will work. you can disarm the brutes, and one time i even got the hidden blade counter to work in that mission, even though its not repaired by Leonardo yet.

    that game has plenty of glitches, so no surprise there.

  • @SamC77 Lol. Just found out 2 seconds ago I just did it XD

  • @SamC77, yeah i recently started a new g ame and glitched it ( i tink) i countered a brute at the hanging scene!!!!???? how? you cant pickup/use weapons on that bit, then i plunged the sword through his head in disbeleive (soz, spelt wrong) how???????

  • forgot the smoke bomb

  • Doesn't it tell you all of this in the game?

  • It sucks that the guards can scale walls like you...whats the point of being a assassin if some measly guard can match you..

  • @InfamousMalice6 So can thieves,but you are the only one that can climb walls.Any idiot can run up to a wall =P

  • if ezio could climb BEFORE he was an assassin, it cant b e to hard for an elite soldier to catch you, besides i like the challenge of free running-away

  • 0:01 to skip

  • Or, you could just walk up to four brutes, assassinate 2 at once using double hidden blades, then get the other two while they're still reacting.

  • What about the smoke bomb? thats a good way to escape to! and cool too!

  • @Oktane95 yea.. smoke bomb's a great tactic too. just throw one and run. :D

  • the only problem with hiding in the hay i found is sometimes the gards poke the hay with their swords and find you

  • is his name turtle

  • GUYS IN THE URL TAKE AWAY THE =1& to get rid of the grey bar

  • Uh right... "Best ways"

    These are the most standard ways so escape I have ever seen.

  • wow, your pro.

  • wow this was a wasted video, its not that hard to learn the tactics of this game with out having to watch some video guide like this besides the guards in this game were total wuss's i would get like 20 guys to attack me and then i kill 2 and the rest ran away it was bullshit. oh and another thing F**K X-box its a very crappy system and this game was so much better on the PS3!!!

  • @starwenexpress You SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ooooBrianGriffinoooo why do i suck, is it cause your an X-box fan. try getting a real system and stop using the pussy X-box

  • @starwenexpress for me this game is crap on the consoles. ezio is far too hard to control on the x360 and ps3. i prefer pc. :P

  • @MackerelAssasin dud i had no problem with this games controls what so ever yeah there were glitches all over the game but it was still awesome to play. i'm not sure how or why you couldn't control ezio but i think if your practiced more you'd get used to it.. I couldn't see myself playing this game on PC or X-box

  • @starwenexpress hmm... maybe its preference... different ppl have different preferences and i personally dislike playing on consoles (no offense). but hey... the game's still damn awesome. who cares if its on xbox or pc or maybe n64 (just kidding)? :D

  • @MackerelAssasin hahaha that would really interesting to see this game being played on N64 lol.. that comment made my day. but yeah i guess your right all that matters is the game was so awesomely amazing and i don't want to see it end. I just wish they had done more for Altair he was my favorite... oh and i'm not anti PC i love pc games i don't have many but the few i have are really fun...

  • @starwenexpress thats what every sony lover wants to hear, A PATRIOTIC GAMER!!!!!!!!

    BESIDES SONY GETS FREE ONLINE AND BLU-RAY!!!!!

  • thats what every sony lover wants to hear, A PATRIOTIC GAMER!!!!!!!!

    BESIDES SONY GETS FREE ONLINE AND BLU-RAY!!!!!

    OH I ACCIDENTLY THUMBED UP, MISTAKE.

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  • is it just me or is the second guy completely inaudible.

  • Tbh this video is pretty pointless -.-' ALL of these methods are taught to you through the tutorials and tips IN THE GAME so EVERYONE knows these seriously, these arn't new or original at all. :S

  • @JackolousTheNinja there's a tutorial?

  • thanks machinima you are an real captain obvious...

    omg

  • i just fight

  • i never run away i just have an inner rush to not be there

  • You can hire people to fight your own battles ?!?! Who are we, George Bush ?

  • @JoshuaJaredMoreau Who are you? Some democrat idiot? How's that Hope and Change working for ya?

  • @JoshuaJaredMoreau >:( you do know templars are hiding nucular bomb, there working wit al queda.

  • @JoshuaJaredMoreau no in assasins creed brotherhood were george bush lol!

    and yes were kinda like george bush in assasins creed 2

  • lol wtf just kill them its not hard

  • lol at 1:52 a thief knocked the guard off the building and jumped after him FTW

  • I would kill them all there nothing against me if there were like 200 guards I would say: awesome this much guards I get to never fight with!

  • wow how much time did you spent to figure these strategies out? lame

  • @skyforer it just takes 20 mins to figure out

  • is assassins creed 2 worth it for ps3, plzz reply if i should get it or should i get bfbc2.

  • @podmokly buy ac2 bf bad 2 sucks ballz

  • @podmokly They're in two different genres, but I would recommend Assassin's Creed 2 because you KNOW more shooters will be released that are better than their predecessors. For the record, Bad Company 2 does NOT suck balls. The multiplayer destruction is the better than any other game I've played.

  • @podmokly Yeah buy AC2, It's cheaper alot more fun, better graphics and its way better

  • i beat the game so its not fun anymore but i miss thoughs days

  • i kill everybody don't run away^^ xD

  • @Torben027 haha ofcourse

  • 'it's a pansies method, but come on, who wants to run away, and...' you just stopped there...

  • "I like how you said spaghetti" LOLOLOLOL\

  • he forgot about smoke bombs. their the best