The Secret World: Men's Room CG Trailer

[MrPTrololo]

soup?

[uphill248]

WHEN WILL THESE GAME COME OUT?

[willcutu]

@uphill248 who knows man. it just got pushed back

[doop00]

@uphill248 June 19 2012

[elpelu123]

OMG!! This game is going to be release in June.... DROOL!

[TReMoRZz69]

me in that situation: "shit,shit,shit.....SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!"

[MrEvilViking]

I dont care about the add ( Mass effect 3), because i love that game.... I LOVE IT!!! Finally an add who understands me!

[KerojBrotherhood]

umm, i think he look like Liam Neeson

[pizzaisfuntoeat]

@KerojBrotherhood agree

[dyverthedeath]

lol imaging how he zipped it back

[dollyrules101]

my face was like this O_O sense he lit his cig without a match

[TemoYaYo]

Konstantine?

[torwel24]

first i thought it was marylin manson .... no just kidding! xD

i love it when the music starts, thats so epic!

[Crazycuzins125]

lighting a cigarette and paying for drinks... like a BOSS!

[broadsword1999]

wait the first monster was taking a piss too!?

[Lasha1993x]

Wow that guy actualy scared shit out of that creature lol

[rpoguys]

Wtf coin trick is that!?! I wanna learn! ;O

[TheAndromedable]

the funny thing is Illuminati and Templars are part of the freemasons.. MY BRAIN HURTS!

[Flackon]

I'm dissapointed that the world and atmosphere evoked in these cg trailers isn't matched by the actual game.

[NStorm91]

@Flackon Ever considered that there might be a "slight" reason why it's called a CG and not actual gameplay? You better run for the mountains before the roflcopter finds you.

[MrPTrololo]

soup?

[loner654]

@MrPTrololo Sopa?

[MrPTrololo]

soup?



[MrPTrololo]

soup?

[MrPTrololo]

soup?



[MrPTrololo]

soup?



[filmkid20]

this is why id rather pee outside

[inferywow]

he did that with the dick in the air

[deadheartboc]

LET ME PEEEEEEEE...............

[IGonnaBeFather]

SLENDER MAN!

[noface181]

his face reminds me of an onion

[Archangel23S]

Badass level: Asian

[chowder722]

see what we do in the bathroom

[Kcorp2003]

Thats me in a bar a week ago.

[AlexanderTF]

@Kcorp2003 the monster?....

[EonHSD]

what a waste to make it a MMO

[Gamerinify]

This game comes from Norway and i am from Norway to. Yeah.... Take that Sweden, ha ha. Man those graphics looks awesome snd i will get this and im gona love it. :DDDDDDDDDDD

[IeatGames]

@Gamerinify Battlefield comes from Sweden. I don't understand what you are trying to prove.

Does it matter if the game comes from Norway and not from Sweden?

The only thing that matter in my opinion is if the game is good. This game looks good, if it would be single player, not so sure about mmo.

[Gamerinify]

@IeatGames I dont care!!

[Dogofwarno7]

Seems like John Cohnstantine

[IzzyV15]

If this was a movie......Liam Neeson anyone? :D

[ZatachiTaicho]

he gave 0 fucks at that moment not 1 fuck

[namekman01]

okay, ugly monster thing, the dude is pissing, not cuz he's scared, but cuz he's not frigging Give a Fuck Foundation

note to self, for 2012 Z-day, take a minute to take a piss while the zombies come a chargin

[liwatha]

0:58... EPIC JIZZ!!!

[MrVIIsevenVII]

Constantine? Someone?

[AwesomeKazuaki]

Wow cool! it's Norway idea right? I looked this idea first time.

He exposed dick and is fighting... Oh How obscene and cool idea.... Norway, you are great!

[OriginalRaiinbow]

Cool

[Bloodyidit]

I think the Kishin just messed with the wrong demon.

[junkevin]

if the game is anything like the trailer then it will be amazing. and also im assuming the dude was illuminati, or an extremely jaded, templar lol

[JITTERdUdEepic]

0:57 It must hurt like shit for that thing to pee.

[donSparda]

Eww, he didn`t wash his hands-.-

[Theremanppdas]

@donSparda he has magic insta wash :DD

[tutu1987]

@donSparda since I never pee on my hands, I never wash my hands either.

[F0Gmeister]

@donSparda that will be in the beta

[djinnoflamp]

@donSparda Magic has stronger effect then.

[hoolikassoolikas]

@donSparda Some ppl wash their dicks you know:D

[foodbug]

@donSparda because hes evil

[tutu1987]

@donSparda how do you know? they didn't show anything. we only heard him zipping it up.

[donSparda]

@tutu1987 It`s not really important anymore..

[daybreak4491]

@donSparda lol we wash our cock so we dont have to wash our hands XD

[holloways99]

slendy had better be in this game.

[IcePickSnowmanzzzz]

games of the future in the next 30 yrs= reality which= you looking at yourself

[WazamRiteUpDaGiggity]

Badass much? :D

[theforestero]

this trailer is the game ...so good thnx

[jnthn1984]

Wow, so it only took them a year to release this (old) trailer to the public.

[wildflower256]

This game is insane! The people actually look like real humans

[IGonnaBeFather]

IT'S THE SLUNDER MAN! :'((

[Codezman1]

this game look freekin mean

[TheGabrielValentine]

Nice

[adsoiderful]

His expression was like:

"I can't even take a piss in peace these days..."

[daftwickii5555]

IT'S JOHN FREAKIN CONSTANTINE!! Sort of.

[babbo526]

even monster pee

[theCREATORofINFINITY]

what power was that the power of being awsome

[cloud4743]

the monsters comes from soul eater? it looks like the kishin hahha

[Joseav16]

@cloud4743 it really does!

[Bloodyidit]

@cloud4743

the Kishin is a mythlogical concept in Asian history, so yeah.

in this game, any and every real world legend is true, so kishin will most likely featured in this game.

[kovalxxx]

hey its a bourbon kid,,, if you know the book

[willjamesgodd]

that onion must have been off for a while now.

[super93225]

Cool~~~~~!! He's having his willy hanging out while destroying monster!!!!

[stickslicker]

getting trapped in a genjutsu

[SH4D0W0733]

You won't ilke it when the creepy man smiles.

[SasukeHatergirl4]

*While peeing, looks to the side* " Having a hard time?"

[eddy61238]

thats awesome

[smilefacenight]

john constantine



[SkRox8r]

O_O! OMG!

[thaCify]

guy reminds me of Liam Neeson

[feotm]

spanish parody: youtube.com/watch?v=gWDyjRDOlj­c

[solisvictor1991]

So thats whats supposed to happen when i take my wee wee out side my pants! :(

[AMIIZix]

THIS IS ME OMGGGGGGGG

[FuzzyFishling]

Ok, this trailer is fucking creepy. And I'm a fucked up individual.

[cybernako088]

@FuzzyFishling really how fucked up?

[Battleart]

looks soo cool

[wongedancuk]

thats it .. now that poor monster trapped inside his pant .... he is the master of manipulating 4th dimension

[kashespiritu]

people this days dont like clicking like :D right?

[XeonAurora]

He forgot to wash his hands :(

[RocknBeatles]

0:19 smoke monster!

[marduke45]

holy piss mirror shattering batman!

[realhbk316]

Silent yet effective

[BB0ysGam3s]

he looks very badass :P

[AimnotShow]

0:33 Inception.

[MrGatonegroish]

nathan drake went emo, shaved and joined an mmo

[SUPERDR1VE]

0:58 JIZZZZ

[UnholyDragonKing]

@SUPERDR1VE At first I was like o.o?.......then I was like XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Rofl

[EloryChan]

This guy is pure awesomeness!

[Dj2xP]

This is one badass trailer...

[Stephenthecupcake101]

*thier

[Stephenthecupcake101]

14 people don't like there scotch on the rocks

[Stephenthecupcake101]

AMAZING graphics

[Kazikox]

@Stephenthecupcake101 It's CGI. 

[Stephenthecupcake101]

@Kazikox meaning...(new to the internet)

[Kazikox]

@Stephenthecupcake101 Really? You're new to the internet in 2011. Holy shit dude, where have you been living? CGI doesn't represent the graphics of the game. It's just computer-generated imagery that are probably not in 3D and probably are only in a movie format to advertise a product. It's kind of hard to explain, look up "secret world gameplay" on youtube, you'll see the massive difference in graphics.

[Stephenthecupcake101]

@Kazikox yeah....I live in the boons, the only reason I was able to make that post is because my friend has wi-fi, otherwise I would have to rely on this crappy air-soft card......thanks by the way.

[babelmatrix]

Saw this trailer, and all I thought was Mage: The Ascension. Even posted it for my VtM group on why not to attack Mages.

[asubjectiveopinion]

It's clearly never going to be released, they've been pushing out "trailers" for months and months with no suggestion of a game.

What a shame.

[babelmatrix]

@asubjectiveopinion

They have alot of previews based on in-game footage posted though, to the point that they already have the first "quest-givers" and such. I'll concur with you anyways, though, because the game they'll deliver can never be as shown in this trailer.

[PcMontgomery89]

lol i wanna be that class! made him kill himself or somethin

[RodaSmash]

The Templars have a cute girl fighting a ghoul, the Dragons have a cute girl fighting a demon, and the Illuminati have a dude peeing a monster to death? WTF?!

[Kikimaster720]

Must have been a pretty huge dick!

[lopezjaden2261]

it looks like there are several main characters not just one cuz i looked up several other trailers and found two more similar to this one except with girls doing average things and some creature like that one comes out of no where and results in a funny ending.

[IzzyV15]

If this was a movie.........Liam Neeson....?

[jred0]

instead of a game they could make a cgi movie

[TipsyReno]

@jred0 They should make both ;)

[gregman77]

very powerfull trailer. The main character is full of charisma

[andresslider78]

Somebody should make a full length movie based on the secret world universe, before the game goes out and sinks in the MMO scene because of WoW.

Sorry to be pesimistic, TBH I love the setting but the hype created by the trailers will not be translated into the game, after all this kind of cinematic action is very hard to acomplish in MMORPGs.

If Fun Com does it... then ill bow my head and give them my money, 'cause the'll deserve every penny of it.

[Agherian]

Now THIS was EPIC ! *zzzzzzipp*

[yendis05]

DARKNESS POWERS TERRIBLE MONSTERS SWEET

[GRIMLOCK7240]

Looks so sick hope the game play is as good as the trailers

[timbo81]

I don't think i'll ever use a public bathroom again.

[vtksnotthefont]

best trailer ending EVER

[Dj2xP]

epic trailers!

[tubeaccmhaaa]

man this is cool!

[TheMurdersimulator]

0:56 passin the kidney stone. painful

[ManjaroWolf]

OMG Liam Nelson is Power Jesus!!

[cabzilla]

@ManjaroWolf

Holy shit I was thinking that too! "Heh, he looks like Liam Neeson."

[Ignothus]

best trailer ever

[AnonyMouse316]

Not quite sure what happened here. The other two were straight forward, a fire sword and a shotgun, but this. The guy nodded off and his reflection moved on its own causing the mirror to explode.

[582Thomas]

@AnonyMouse316 I think we just saw the three main combat lines. Melee, ranged and magic.

[TheLOL4DUDE]

@AnonyMouse316 i think he dropped the monster in an other dimension raffigured by the mirror, infact the guy can moved without moving in the real world, so crashing the mirror he crashed the monster too. Try to think about a room, in this room there are you and a monster, the room rappresents the whole world, but just you can open a door to a parallel world which is exactly same as the original one. you walk through the worlds and you crash them =) including all the livings in there. EPIC WIN

[AnonyMouse316]

@TheLOL4DUDE Oh wow, I just noticed that the demon's reflection was not moving.

[TheLOL4DUDE]

@AnonyMouse316 omfg lol :S

[Year1022]

He killed him... while pissing.

Fuckin' boss.

[zezeto2012]

god i cant take even a dame piss with out you guys popn out

[666devilfabricater]

constantine,when did you start smoking again?!?

[Avatar00700]

0:57...JEEEEZ take it easy big guy.. He came too hard xDD

[MrSGTCSC]

Monsters in the bathroom...

Better drink my own piss!

[RaidonzAnimationFact]

supernatural piss

[xXMarioXx97]

0:57 WTF is he doing?



[SkelotenRiver]

I didn't hear him wash his hands

[rglatnqueen14]

@SkelotenRiver LMAO i literallly cracked up reading that.. ahahahaha

[ranmarius]

@SkelotenRiver he doesn`t need to

[AdarH1]

0:58

WTF?!?! XD

[TheRindill]

Main character is a weird blend of Bill Murray, Tom Hanks, and Robert Di Nero.

[chrisadrumz]

Converting to x-Box

[MOUTHOFFx]

Alright... im officially hooked and interested. Good job EA, i hope you deliver the goods.

[Punchline63]

I could never have suspected that without even trying to do it, a video game marketing dept would make a better John Constantine movie than the actual Constantine movie.

[burning1gurren]

best ending

ever!

[HistoryOfHoles]

Personally I like this Illuminati trailer the best. Than the Korean girl from Dragon and white haired girl from Templars.

[zwan09]

went will this game come out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[halafradrimx]

@zwan09 This question is unsolved for more than 4 years now.

Probably this fall

[49Jacksonlrd]

wtf i signed up for this game on the website i thought it was an mmo but all i did was take a test of what sociaty i belong to then nothing wtf someone tell me what this game really is!

[terra61]

@49Jacksonlrd its not out yet :P

[49Jacksonlrd]

@terra61 how bout now?

[terra61]

@49Jacksonlrd don't think so

[49Jacksonlrd]

@terra61 well do u know cause its been six months since i heard about this game and this looks badass!

[jokerster911]

this might bet WoW when it come out HOPEING

[Darklectro28]

remember kids when a creepy monster is about to kill you use illisouns to get him closer to the mirrow and then BLOW THE FUCK OUT OF HIM

[cesarcasaes]

that guy is so badass...

[shaneclone15]

I waited all this time for that!!