Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

[flypilot43]

I hope slipping candy to that poor boys pocket is ALL that ninja did.

[MrJPcgames]

Why was the original one flagged?

[Arcanecide]

I miss when the Onion was good.

[immachocolategirl]

this is probably the funniest thing i have ever seen:) hahahahaha

[Archedgar]

This is so fake.

Real ninja's wouldn't be on display like that!

[imunnakeelyew]

Im pretty sure it was not a ninja that put candy in that boys pocket.

[BladeMaverick]

0:49 Suddenly, there's a ninja jump. Not even from the building, but random-in-air jump. Yay for fake. :L

[TheMipeidan]

@BladeMaverick So?  Trololololol.

[BladeMaverick]

@TheMipeidan I said nothing against it, just pointing out the obvious. Still fuckin' awesome.

[TheMipeidan]

@BladeMaverick Okay. The video's meant to be a 'trololol' anyways <_<

[throughthespermhole]

that would be funny to see some people snapping pictures of the "parade" HAHAHA

[1jens11]

hahaha sounds like the biggest prank. o ya there is a parade and all the people gather around and you just laugh

[ballsfat123]

TROLOLOLOL

[zeniey]

Crap I missed it again... I never get to celibrate my heritage... my Kunoichi friends need to friggen tell me this stuff.

[JDSteel76]

@zeniey You need to follow us on Twitter

[IXGQ4LifeXI]

Id show up in a ninja outfit saying umm this is my first day anyone know where Im suppose to be..

[summerlove829]

Lol!! I like the little boy's comment.

[walbado]

Comon this is a video from The Onion network, it's a parody of All news show. IT IS suppose to be fake.

[XAROSFDC]

after that ninja thing i am sure that americans are the stupiest people i have ever seen..... sry america :)

[IXGQ4LifeXI]

@XAROSFDC Just got to go out there and give 110%.. 110%

[vovan1989]

Fake and Gay!!!,

video was edited , or that ninja be smasched to pieces at that speed :)



[Blue2Guitar]

i am so going next year!

[derman077]

I helped make the dragon float. It was awesome!

[SookieeWookiee]

all hail the invisible pink unicorn

[rohnur]

@SookieeWookiee

HAIL.

[RavensNestStudios]

@rohnur

SIEGHAIL

[WhatYouSayAyway]

@SookieeWookiee  Lol 2 funny!!!!!!!

[Stumperx]

I would have donned a ninja outfit and peddled down the street on my pushbike.

[actor92191]

@TheDragonageorigins lmao no, what makes ME die a lil inside is the fact that you actually thought this was real. you actually represented just how stupid people really are!

[rafvne2]

@TheDragonageorigins

Yet the cake wasn't a lie... JFWY

[LostProphecy777]

wtf? i live in modesto...i wanna go lol

[NewportJuggalo]

Lol so does my sister.

[thecoolkid657]

LOOK AT ALL THOSE NINJAS!

[gecko1986]

it's like the iranian stealth-bomber-tests! the understood the concept of invisible army forces!

[050295]

Dude, I live in Modesto!

I should go this year.

[greendanian]

omg me too!

[jimli420]

hahaha

[XXsashaXX985]

ROFLMAO!!!!! "a record group of 3thousand people came out to not see the ninjas!" lmao o wow. idiots

[Izabella739]

...or so we think...:D

[HeggyC]

Ninja parade is ninja

[MsJohnnyReno]

there probably aren't even any ninjas and all those people are sitting there looking like fools, while the people who came up with it are laughing their asses off, >:]

[yenawine5150]

satire man, satire

the onion is all satire

(none of it is real, its supposed to be a joke)

[KashinZetsumei]

Y-.. You really think so..?

[Hexicznova]

It's not real...

[richieq212]

lewl at that stupid fooking kid

[emarum]

why's that..?

[MadiniLD]

The ninja was soon executed for sloppiness.

[l0lidude]

they came too see the nazi ninjas

[REPTILESHARINGAN]

HEY ITS NARUTO JUMPING

[flembot10]

awh brilliant!

[AkaiShizuku]

Pirates can kiss my ass.

[green9852]

Oh. Duh. Fake. I feel dumb now. Lol.

[green9852]

If you know you're not going to see crapf (and I do mean crapf, not crap), why do they even go out there? Lol, EPIC FACEPALM.

[green9852]

And who says that it's not just a prank where nobody comes except the viewers in the first place? Lol.

[Psaex]

Ninjas are probably watching the parade from the comfort of their homes, laughing their asses off at the retards trying to spot them. XD

Best troll ever.

[LostProphecy777]

WTF!! I live in Modesto and none of those scenes that they showed looked anything like Modesto...and we dont have ninja parades.

[DeliInYourBelly]

Aww... What a kind ninja, putting candy in that kids pocket..

[patchief16]

Approximately 3000 people came out to not see the ninja's. Hilarious.

[sparkyz12]

this is fake- its not CNN its *flower picture* NN

[dadoody]

It's not a flower. It's an Onion. You're some kind of Internet noobie. You have not heard of the Onion News Network. How old are you? 11? Welcome to the Internet.

[kiminokami]

An onion is a kind of flower. Haven't you heard of the Awesome Blossom at Outback Steakhouse?

[dadoody]

I've never been to Outback Steak house :( Also, give me a hug :-)

[kiminokami]

Here, have a hug.

[dadoody]

and a reach around

[kiminokami]

We are not going that far tonight, honey sweet.

[jimmyblaze1982]

lol , your funny. (A reach around) that made me laugh more then any comment i have seen tonight. thanks for your humor  ; )

[gamerfreakUK]

You mean The Onion...

[burninhate33]

Thats an onion...

[grindcoremaniac]

LOL he found candy in his pocket

[wicek3d]

EPIC

:DD

" 3000 people came out to not see the ninjas"

:D

[CursedLuna]

wtf? this is some random shit, dang this is epic funny

[tejay888]

hahaha! thats so retarded. tell me thats fake.

[samisd909]

yes

[Nicoyutub]

what's retarded is you even considering it isn't.

[ProJanitor]

LMFAO

[M0rril]

Brilliant.

[pardingo]

haave you not heard of the onion news? the best in fake news all the time. up to the minute!

[Lylypie]

lmfao I bet they dont even go :)

[Guitarded270]

That's the joke.

[Lylypie]

Realised just after I posted. Silly me.

[Muthaphuckka]

HAHA

[quaternio]

I triple dog dare you to come to my house and try to kill me Jenny. Bring it on *****!

[gamerfreakUK]

Triple stamp it, no erases!

[subliminal04]

haha..really??

[Amemet1]

Ninja's > Pirates.

[benedictblue]

WHY STUFF CANDIES IN KIDS POCKET IF U COULD STEAL... LOL I use my stealthiness to scare my friend lol

[saraphanelia]

hahaha.

photoshopped.

[stanklikedank]

no shit stupidass

[randomhand]

Which is more funny - the people who think that real things are fake, or the people who think that fake things are real?

Bless you, Youtube

[theprettycupcakeXD]

@randomhand are chu callin the unitornz fake! im o kill chu

[Intangent]

Lol @ 0:52

[torrynebejer]

i used his video in an debate speech and an essay to support my argument that ninjas are better than pirates :P

[Krisstinaa013]

EXTRA!!!!

[PohTayToez]

Stolen.

[alan20mmex]

A ninja just made me switch to see this video...WTF!?!

[awesomeninja12]

That ninja who was caught on video was promptly killed by his superiors.

[AmbiencE132]

lmfao

[xDoMiiNaTiiONx]

@awesomeninja12 When i saw this yesterday, i thought that too.

[DarkGaiden83]

Americans...HA u foolish, as if we would ever reveal ourselves.....

[Courtjester138]

L.O.L!!! Awesome video!! Ninja rule!

[markusthut]

that is awsome!!!! i went there!!!!!!

jk

that would be awesome though!!!

[suchducks]

IS THIS REAL IS THIS REAL

[randomhand]

Hahahaha

Dude, come on

[SCREAMforCOFFEEcream]

ahahaha...XDD

[JulkerNSidd786]

WTF? 0:38 hahahahahah

[mikenewton23]

hahaha

[HelpOrNot]

classic

[theragingnoob]

lol

[Linkweskerleon777]

this isn't real it's a parody but a good video lol

[babb9374]

No kidding...

[frankthefish]

Thanks for the heads up!

[Vinadet]

I don't know why you got -2...lol...If you read the scrolling text at the bottom, it's obvious that they are being tongue-in-cheek.

[sonjamy]

Awesome.

[LolzNick12]

lol is this real?

[Fezandsword]

WHY YES LOLZNICK12, OF COURSE THIS IS REAL.

I'm being sarcastic.

[karenram65]

BRILLIANT!

[codehale34]

lol!! that was a work of art

[rocketMDAC]

If only we had a pirate parade...

[FushichouNaruto]

Or a Ninja Pirate parade.

[FooFighter4774]

people the world over experience similar things when they attend religious services

[17hrs2freedom]

i would eat my cake, but a ninja stole it. baby jesus cries.

[IamFluffY90]

wha - you know what... nvm. I'm not even gonna bother

[QenZi]

You stupid fuckin kid, you put candy in youre pocket! NOT A NINJA!

[jcordell23]

Some people are stupid.

[TiffRomance]

the guy that got caught on camera is obviously not a ninja. if you see a ninja, he is not a ninja.

[blind0kappa]

cuz u see ninjas everyday right

[pinkkiwee]

of course you don't. The only ninja you see is a fake one or a lousy one.

[jmbujno]

fuc'n awesome

[23waystodie]

the headlines scrolling by are pretty funny too.

[chrispalasz]

Dude... at least provide a side link in the info bar to the original video on YouTube by TheOnion...

[ErikkaEmotive]

Dude, I LIVE in Modesto (in Cali) and I have never even HEARD of a 'Ninja Parade'. But hey! You learn new things every day...

[registerednerd]

wow, this parade is made of pure win

[mmthestud]

Pirates exist because ninjas let them

[darksideofthemoo]

Don't any of the crowd think that there may be no ninjas?

[KingKizerKun]

Well one of them put all that candy in the kid's pocket. Clearly they were there.

[darksideofthemoo]

Who said it was a ninja?

[KingKizerKun]

Who said it wasn't?

[darksideofthemoo]

Then we have the same argument, both with no reason. It could have been anybody

[willi2209]

the only thing stealthy enough to pull off a maneuver like that is a ninja..there is no way a mere man is capable

[KingKizerKun]

everyone in the video.

[darksideofthemoo]

Yes, all the nutters who believe in the ninjas. I'd say that is a bias and unreliable source

[KingKizerKun]

I was wondering when you were going to realize I am fucking with you. The video is a joke you god damn idiot.

[darksideofthemoo]

Well they are Americans, the most primitive, dumbass people on the planet

[KingKizerKun]

next to you.

[darksideofthemoo]

I wouldn't be too sure about that

[KingKizerKun]

I would. You come here thinking that this is real, then you have the ignorance to say that an entire country is stupid like you know everyone from there. Also you seem to forget many of the things America has done for the better. Have we done things that are seen as bad, sure, but every country has. You should think a little bit before you reply to this again you tool.

[darksideofthemoo]

OK, what are the good things?

[visceralgristle]

The burden of proof isn't on us, Moo. Did America touch you in a private place? Come on, show us on the doll where America touched you.

I guess it's because everyone in the UK is a fucking rocket scientist (and a part time proctologist). There are just as many shitheads in your country as there is in ours. Yet you think you're superior, why.. because your country produced Pink Floyd? Pink Floyd would need a 50 ft. latter to sniff Chuck Berry's jockstrap. Fuck the UK in it's tender ass.

[darksideofthemoo]

Producing Pink Floyd isn't the reason. Why the hell would it be that??

[visceralgristle]

Sarcasm, 'moo. Just good ol' fashioned sarcasm.

[moniker127]

This is really funny.

[pmokadakeisuke]

I bet that that ninja caught on video was just CGI and was fake! The government was "in on it"!!!

See more at Ninjaparadetruthmovement.coms!­!!

(just kidding) :b

[laxstar11a]

wow that one kid sounds retarded

[rogaldorn3]

Best. Parade. Evar.

[swinglinefire]

lol this is hilarious

[Bloodwake14]

man.. them ninjas be all ninja and shiat

[0criminal]

i wish this were my town

[hagfishslime]

No, you don't. Trust me on this one.

[h1540h]

no you dont no no no i lived there and it sucked

[jebes909090]

If you think this is funny, look up the 'Is the government spying on paranoid skizephrenics enough' report. THATS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

[netcyrus]

straight into the heart of a city clerk

[Puddleshuffle]

The Onion News, check that out, not the ripped videos on youtube

[batmaniz21]

i thought it was a joke! '3,000 people showed up to not see the ninjas' haha so funny!!!!

[omgnuub]

it is a joke, onion news arent serious -_-

[cytorakdemon]

i wonder how a pirate parade would be.....

[avynth]

go to Tampa, FL!

seriously, they have a parade down there akin to mardi gras, wherein it celebrates when the pirates had taken over the town, causing chaos, and the mayor gave the keys of the city to the head pirate to restore order, actually pretty fun!

[ppmsmonkey1331]

dont give this comment so many bad remarks hes actually right about that i would know ive been to it.

[SharpBalisong]

That's freaking awesome!!! But Modesto is actually in Stanislaus County.... not "Modesto County"

[WraithX959]

lol

[random0815]

funny, this seems to be some kind of remake of the "day today" show!?

[GalacticQuest]

This is the funniest thing I've seen all week!

[DJLorenzen]

It is so ridiculous that it is fun.

[KittuPaladin]

.....lovely

[billyray58]

so ninjas r suppose 2 be hardcore n dey walkin round wit candy in there pockets..hmm...hmm...

[wayhomer1]

Good stuff. I'm going next year!

[NevenZor]

AWESOME :D