Dane Cook doing Tom Cruise

[Densegrandeduvan]

I thought it was funny as hell!

[1966KingKen]

annoying.



[MegaTraveler2011]

aswhole!!!!!!!

[Sammie22McS]

i hate dane cook hes an idiot! love u tom cruise

[th3kingx]

Nelly is a fucking square, nigger can't take a joke.

[tangiblephoton]

Sit the fuck down!

[Tranquilance]

You want the missing link? 0:22.

[unkiemonk]

Dane Cook: a Christian freak who believes in Creationism, mocking Tom Cruise: a Scientologist nut job....pot calling the kettle...???

[TheSmoonge]

@unkiemonk Christian freak? You're an ignorant sheep who just believes the crap the mainstream school system feeds you. Why do you think there's no gradual transitional species today or even in the fossil record? Because there aren't any. Lung fish today are the same as in the fossil record. There are no gradual transitions between lizards and birds. Each genus is specific unto itself. Snakes aren't evolved from skinks or the other way around either. Pull your head out of your ass.

[unkiemonk]

@TheSmoonge

1) Mainstream education = based on empirical fact; not fairytale fantasy.

2) Talking snake or evolved snake? I'll take evolved snake for 200 thanks Bob.

3) If my head is in my ass, yours must be well and truly buried in your upper digestive tract. Say "hi" to Santa for me!

[TheSmoonge]

@unkiemonk Really? Empirical fact eh? Oh, you must mean the fact that there is no link between man and this so-called "missing link" huh? Or the fact that there is no evidence for evolution today right? Have you ever asked yourself why there are no gradual transitions between this "missing link" and Chimpanzees or Orangutans or Gorillas today? Hmmm, you're right though, evolution MUST be true. Also, where are the gradual transitions between whatever snakes came from and snakes today? Byee

[cflans17]

He is on some dope

[iloathbirdsss]

@cflans17 hes impersonating tom cruise.....

[Showbert1]

Nelly: WTF!

[hudcofudco]

its good to see the three stooges have gotten back together again...........or at least it could possibly be the 3 stooges or anyone for that matter the video quality is so bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrSonnyworld]

Dane Cook is a classless comedian.

[DanielGrozier]

@MrSonnyworld as apposed to you captain highbrow hillarious?what should we get on your blog and listen to you recycle kenny banya material?

[TheTita05]

Nelly looks annoyed...Lol

[NickMinaj69]

I fucking love this man

[superduperjew]

Dane Cook is extremely unintelligent.

[myrg500gamma]

wat a dickhead.... personalty thief .....the first 15 seconds i had a giggle but the rest was just crap ....worse than david letterman repeating the same joke over n over ....ummm or maybe not ....equally moronic ....nelly shoulda fukn bit his fukn nose of for even touching him ....white trash .....

[shukla714]

Potato camera?

[urmomsmom]

Who thought it was a good idea to record this on a toaster.....

[thapabvdh]

Dane Cook get some life.. stop dancing all around fkin moron

[jal187]

@thapabvdh HEY RETARD HE's doing exactly what Cruise did moron!

[deadlycheezcake]

@thapabvdh well he's more famous than you haha

[talleykidz]

i dont think the guy gets it lol

[KBzonda]

Its nelly with him .. right ?

[Ijustwatchfunnycrap]

@KBzonda 2:35 Listen.

[haze122112]

dane cook is a bad comedian his purpose is to make dumb girls laugh and tom cruise is a faggot with no brain who sold himself to scientology so i think that dane and tom should meet up and fuck each other in the ass while writing gay brainless scientology jokes

[chocoholicSISTA263]

people need to chill out seriously. hes just taking the piss out of someone. It's all light hearted fun. i bet tom was laughing his ass off at this. dam people are so miserable in this world.

[CriGui]

oh god I love dane cook <3

[lasigmaman]

You are obviously a woman.

[queezosbassist]

Dane Cook is almost as much of faggot as Tom Cruise.

[tr2715]

Guys he's clearly making fun of Tom Cruise.

[Amlethusful]

Tomcruise, what sort of American addictive substance is that he's on? We don't have it in my country but I am not sure if we would want it

[keerkhor]

Dane Cook is just the worst.

[saturnianspire]

Think what you will about Dane Cook, but this bit was so f'n funny.

[mboner1]

I fuckin hate this cunt

[BER2ERKER]

He thinks atheists believe in reincarnation haha; he's like retarded I think. He used to be funny I guess, years ago. Thats how he got popular obviously, but he lost it apparently.

[DanJos89]

@BER2ERKER watch the actual video of tom cruise on oprah and then watch this right after...this shit was funny

[BER2ERKER]

Dane cook isn't even funny I guess. This was bad, I saw it on tv when it aired and it wasn't funny at all. Also, from what I've seen of him, he's apparently extremely dumb.

[N1K5TA]

Gold!

[musikistgut21]

wow lots of haters here...jealous are you? I think this guy is hilarious and that he's not on drugs or anything :) he just knows how to make people laugh

[ella34032]

Hate you bodoh dane cook

[steez91kk]

holy shit..

[lordolxinator]

The title of this video is highly misleading.

[euroman32589]

watch the origonal with cruise. this is fuckin funny. brilliant take off.

[PhillySuBLMinal]

not funny



[scottbw12]

i'll apologize for this comment but i'm not taking my glasses off

[JohnKulo]

First time Dane Cook is actually funny

[HomercleeseSimpson]

Dane Cook is embarrasingly hunourless.

[mattdaddyful]

@HomercleeseSimpson your real bright..why dont you learn how to spell before you HATE???LOOOOSSSEER!!!

[HomercleeseSimpson]

@mattdaddyful Upon inspection of my previous comment... I definately deserve that. Although I'm pretty sure you misspelt 'loser'. Also it's 'you're', an abreviation of 'you are'.

[mattdaddyful]

@HomercleeseSimpson You got me on that one..lol..Sorry for being an ASS...I was DRUNK and in a Bad Mood..lol..Happy Holidays..

[HomercleeseSimpson]

@mattdaddyful Ha, well I'd have to say bravo then. My drunk comments are usually a lot more insulting and less coherent. Gudluk!

[xMikePADDLEx94]

nellys lookin pretty uncomfortable

[tech4156]

i thought dane cook was gonna be fucking tom cruise by the title.

[notjackiechan]

That's weird... This video isn't as funny when I take my Ritalin.

[trainofaaron]

this is genius!

[DAPUN1SHER01]

Did He bite nelly?????

[DAPUN1SHER01]

Funny as hell

[JetsFan369]

This title is veryy misleading

[Austifornia7]

This video sucks sweaty-300 pound fat guy nuts who has just ran 5 miles on a treadmill. 240p we have a rematch.

[kate66061]

damn it this title is misleading jk.....

[Jotra234]

@kate66061 haha lol :D didn't at first think it that way

[DanielGrozier]

@kate66061 it this?

[MegaCreativekid]

I hate Dane Cook

[Juan321C]

Not a fan of Dane Cook, but THIS was FUNNY!

[hearts12ish]

hahaha so hilarious!

[AdamSKHaj]

Jimmy's a retard for not noticing that Dane was fucking around the whole time.

[crazyguy47]

they're both dipshits

[eclipse557]

Did nobody else noticed he totally jumped over that sofa?!?!(;

[spudnic88]

Wow, some people don't get that he's bustin Toms's balls. You should not be around people. Lighten up.

[shabido1]

The black guy got annoyed right before I did, around minute 2.

[shabido1]

He either went really far for a joke, fears Scientology will crush the Christian empire he is a part of, or both...

[lopesauce]

if i had a dolar for every pixel this video got, i would have one dolar

[laceandcurls]

Some people have no sense of humor. This is hilarious.

[Ioganstone]

@laceandcurls your comment is hilarious

[jifyum07]

this is humiliating

[PenisGlans]

Nothing a .44 magnum wouldn't shut up. I'll flip you on who gets to pull the trigger. Dick head.

[gdub454]

Jesus Christ...what a fucking DICK!!!..good lord

[skyrocketgenius]

240P are you fkin serious, oww my eyes

[4nim3fr33k]

he high

[augdog1230]

0:21 Douchebag impersonating a Douchebag

[pontifexish]

Dane Cook really ought to leave comedy to the professionals. If his parents encouraged him to pursue stand up, they should be held accountable for the horror they have unleashed on the world. I guess we should all be thankful that they didn't also tell him he could sing...

[shythead11030]

why do people think hes funny

[TheBaconprincess]

Danm Dane quit snortin the ovaltine lol

[Cruzboy]

cocaine is a helluva drug!

[cantosprofanae]

i hate this guy

[luckyduck228]

LOL!!!!

[BZin07]

I'm glad Dane steals jokes from other underrated comedians.. Because obviously 99% of people don't hear them till he tells them. So at least they get to be heard. Same thing as remaking a movie. Just because someone comes up with a joke doesn't mean a better "story teller" can't say redo the joke... I love the guy. He is freaking hilarious

[Iukini]

@BZin07 so the originator of the joke doesn't deserve credit?....makes sense.

btw, he really isn't that good

[samsaz7]

Not really funny. Imitation in this (& most other cases) is flattering. That's about it. The Cruise incident just needed to die.

[4thandinches]

This is the rare occurence where Dane Cook is actually funny.

[bob2bobert2bobertson]

He made me laugh more than Tom Cruise doing it did.

[thesab961]

loooooooooooooool

[crazykel217]

no joke, my ipod earphones broke after this video...

[GamesOnCod]

this guy didn't get any attention as a child

[jakebowkett01]

@ScouseHotness Yes, I understood the joke, I just didn't find it funny.

[yxuz]

idiot is not funny at all, how did he become a celebrity again?

[ph4455]

@CaLixSassO never seen someone comment that before ur so clever dude

[CaLixSassO]

Is Dane that pixel on the left?

[mpjbay]

what a way to commit :)

[mattdaddyful]

I see a lot of haters on here..None the Less,This is FUNNY!!!!

[needparalegal]

The fact that Dane Cook can make a living proves that "god" has a sick sense of humor.

[tpauluchs]

Oh, golly gee, Dane Cook sure is a zany fella

[dpollins]

Dane... You're a fucking retard!!!

[soric16]

@dpollins well hes doing an act to make fun of tom cruise on oprah but you have your opinion on what you think is funny so i should leave that alone

[thunktank]

running around screaming telling old jokes isn't funny.

[tebowisgay]

what drug do you take to do that ?

[FrankRizzo762]

Can I get a 1080p?

[Axilleas79]

what an obnoxious man. I would gladly ram my arm down his throat until it comes out of his arse. 

[figure01]

real man watch it on full screen

[ZombieKiller766]

Cocaine's a helluva drug

[NicholasEVasson]

@ZombieKiller766

shut up with those stupid cocaine drugs. All coke does is make a good time better... not shit like this.

[tubub]

@NicholasEVasson

Cocaine actually sucks. It's like red bull but illegal and addictive. I just stick to red bull.

[tubub]

@ZombieKiller766

Dane Cook doesn't even drink numb nuts. Look it up.

[xMikePADDLEx94]

@ZombieKiller766 yeah i put my feet on charlies couch

[jaysmithbiatch]

oh look...dane stealing...again....

[musicgurl189]

OMG!!! I couldn't stop laughing!!! XD

[jakebowkett01]

I love how two people I dislike are being humiliated by this video. Dane Cook is humiliating himself while also insulting Tom Cruise. Two birds with one stone doesn't quite capture it; it's more like two mentally retarded birds flying into each and dying upon impact.

[xS3NTRYx]

@jakebowkett01 But I think you're missing the point of how on point the impersonation actually is. Yeah it's a bit embellished, but it's pretty close at certain points!

[PONCHOBBG28]

@jakebowkett01 thing is dane cook dont give a fuck

[foreverisalie713]

@jakebowkett01 holy shit best comment i've ever read on youtube

[jeezusallahchrist]

@jakebowkett01 this comment should be a proverb

[Flipper79able]

@jakebowkett01 I thought it was a rare moment when I actually like Dane Cook.

[xMikePADDLEx94]

@Flipper79able you clever sonofabitch

[3Axy10Est13]

Too Bad Dane Cook cant act his way out of a paper bag.

[bigstacksVtower]

Haha I'm rick James bitch

[TheWalkingDoom16]

lol

[Fuzzy192006]

1,559 retarded fans have passed by.

[VoroxioN]

I want the crystal meth he uses, I wonder if it would make me like that?

[bosh8867]

i fkkn hate dane cook....hes so fkkn annoying

[TheSpirited79]

worst video quality ever

[gurubhai01]

Cocaine's a helluva drug!

[savemyplaylist]

horrible comedian, if you can even call him that.

[cskillet2003]

@savemyplaylist It makes sense that he's popular... unfortunately =(

[JoHeartsArt]

that was sad.

[sweetpeariot]

When they divorce, to fix the tattoo, he could put a mustache and horns on her. :D

[CKapps]

1:36- 1:38

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

[NightRiderXDX3XP]

wtf did i just see????

[Nickscott187]

Done-zo cook is straight up garbage

[HeyItsMe1224]

Lmao

"Don't bite Nelly" hahaha

[sand12377]

is this in 1080

[CardShark989]

@sand12377 no its such a super top high pixel count the quality appears shitter then are human eyes can see it

[djonetime86]

i am a bonafide dane cook hater....but this had to be one of the funniest impersonations i've ever seen....tears of laughter man!

[greeneups]

cocaine?

[co0o0l1000]

dane cook is a funny guy but the quality of this video couldnt be worse!

[ishyman1983]

Funny at first but way overdid it, even if the point was to overdo it he exceed that even.

[crow5423]

hahahahhahahahha fucking hilarious

[BugleBoy2013]

Don't bite Nelly!

[TheRf247]

15secs of fame 

[masterquest91]

This guy is more obnoxious than Tom Cruise

[TrueDarkLink]

This guy is so my son!! His sister and I wouldn't have him any other way!!

[bclaire92]

don't bite Nelly

[themagicaltragic]

get this my computer is loadin the videos so fast that the pictures of the others videos on the right u cant see them ,

[beatles61]

cocaine maybe....

[mebaran]

120p....we meet again...

[cowdust51]

@mebaran actually its 240p

[mebaran]

@cowdust51 Sub 240p for sure, 240p is actually good quality when uploaded correctly.

[Vanhalenarmy5150]

Anyone can do dane cook

So I got up in the morning mkay Like any other person who sleeps unless you dont sleep then your problably go to sleep in the morning unless you have insomnia

[pur3k0]

@Vanhalenarmy5150 i think hes pretty funny so many people hate on him hes got good jokes if u dont like him dont watch his videos

[Vanhalenarmy5150]

@Vanhalenarmy5150 Hes funny and I dont hate him I hate Tom Cruise. I just saying its easy to impersonate

[losercust]

finally....dane cook did something funny.

[fakelol9]

240 We meet again.

[Swoop223]

you'd have to be completly retarded in order to find humour in Dane Cook, he's terrible.

[pur3k0]

@Swoop223 whats wrong with him hes funny he makes good jokes you be a comedian kid

[reallyreallynotreal]

dane. cook. sucks.

[jstebb1]

Dane Cook rocks!!!! Bye that I mean he sucks major donkey balls!!!!!!!!

[BASEDmamoon]

Fuck bro, how the hell did you get this freaken 4D quality????

[riponyou907]

This is hilarious!

[ninmachine109]

misleading title

[Tackleqb]

@ninmachine109 how is it misleading? he IS acting like tom cruise

[Omfgkirkhammet]

@Tackleqb what are you, 8? He is obviously meaning sex.

[Tackleqb]

@Omfgkirkhammet no he's not, i think your still 8 years old for thinking that....he means doing tom cruise as in doing his impression...your immature mind is still in the gutter, grow up a bit little one....