How To Compliment A Girl

[MrSmashman1981]

Never ever take relationship advice from a girl...never

[brizzlestick]

I'll just... not talk to them... lolol.. because it seems like you have to say a certain thing... and be a certain way.. because I'm a calm guy when I talk to people.. but somehow, they always say that I'm too calm... so fuck it... I'll just keep to myself, damn.. lolol

[tattoolover100]

this is fucking stupid, life isnt a fucking movie, if you say some stupid shit like that, you aint getting laid

[cardiffpua]

avoid chatup lines, women know they are lines, they are cheesy, unoriginal and stupid, the best way to start a convo is by saying hi, you seem friendly , sometimes its best to say something but in a positive tone as well as being confident about approaching her, avoid acting serious as thats seems like signs of desperation

[cardiffpua]

the best way to compliment a woman is on things she makes a effort to look good, e.g. where did u get that dress, it looks great on u or i think ur handbag really looks great with ur glasses or earings, or where did u get those shoes they look great on u, try and avoid u look hot or ur sexy or u have nice ***s as thats either insults or too predictable to girls, remember guys women get complimented alot so the best way to compliment a woman is to tell her something taht she hasnt heard before

[supertrex2]

@cardiffpua if shes 27- 35 shed probably heard those lines befire anyways.... depends on whos saying it...

[URTemplar]

How to compliment a girl? DON'T :P

[MariiAndMikesMusic]

i give comlements to alot of girl evan tho i don't like them they always tell me thast i'm the nicest guy they've ment (=

[B2013974]

vidchic81, i like the way your hair sticks up at the top and I like the way your eyes are a bit too far apart. Can you sit on my face?

[Duncdagger]

@0:24 Ok then! ;;))

[davetista]

how about, "i like the way you say fuck... wanna fuck?" is that gonna cut it?

[HLB285]

this 1's real sexy...

[Fishlips5000]

I knew a guy that used to just say "hey wanna fuck?" He'd get about 80 hand imprints on his face but he'd always bring a girl home.

[whackachangchang]

I like how you always squint and look like an asian. Wanna ride the ole pork sword?

[greycloud24]

ima open with "nice shoes wanna fuck?" and make it work. it can be done, you just have to be on your game.

[AwesomenessVidStudio]

@eugene680 some girls are just beautiful without trying. Maybe she likes to do a sport and is fit, but that doesn't mean she is trying to be a slut.

[togomasterful]

compilents are for sissys.now get on the bed bitch

[pussiologist1]

I'll work for it from the neck down or the toes up then I'll suck off her cunt.

[eugene680]

Here's some advice for beautiful girls. You spend so much time and effort to look beautiful and you get offended when guys give you a lewd compliment? What a shame, all that time trying to get nice butt, boobs, legs & body and you hope nobody will give you a lewd compliment. Not worth the time if you asked me.

[w1lp34]

best compliment ever: "i got a lot of money and you are worth some of it". we all need money, but women love it.

[themanyone]

Why is a raven like a writing desk? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were Alice.

[johny260]

when it comes down to it, women who act like prostitutes without any common sense and condemn men for doing whats right and fuck them for doing whats wrong, is resulting in men being pissed off at all women. these women need to grow up before they make all women look like brainwashed liberals.

[johny260]

but its still about lying to them. why do girls make up all these stupid rules. There are the ones that want to fuck and the ones that want a relationship. the girls who are shallow, want the guy to put on a show before they go home with him so they can pretend their not a pig.

[l337pwnage]

nice legs, when do they open?

[alexssecretchannel]

Actually women are only good at 3 things

Cleaning, cooking...  And

FUCKING

[MrIam1nsane]

@alexssecretchannel no, 4 things: Cleaning, cooking, fucking.... And Fucking their sister

[alexssecretchannel]

What I do is say something perverted it always works. Like today this sexy girl was carrying dounuts I said can I lick your donut hole she said yes

[hardToSignUpHere]

@alexssecretchannel so what happened next!?

[RicardoClement]

Here's a tip you sanctimonious bint.... My favourite thing about you is when you shut your fucking mouth!

All that holier than thou bollocks...

[jaidaphire]

It has been my experience that directly praising her secondary sexual organs is very effective. There's no need to use vulgar terminology. Keep it objective-sounding and tell her that her mammary glands appear full and firm, with no visible sagging or deformities. She will appreciate this and allow you sexual access. If she doesn't, then move on to praising her primary sexual organs. For instance, you could say "I am confident that your vagina is very tight and clean". This never fails.

[GeorgeSaman8]

omg i love her voice !

[tongunstar]

girls are only good for 1 thing

[TheChannel414]

heres a tip for u but to start off i do love it when u bite your lips but myne downbelow is better for compfert

[dgdbg]

Those shoes new? They'd look great with my penis in your mouth!

[yoda8yamum]

girls are all the same they want a perfect man well its impossible they always have lists and train us to be who were not its fucked:)

[rollaturbo]

nice shoes.. want some dick??

[The1stPoster]

'Nice shoes, wanna fuck?' Got it, I'll try it straight away.

[datseb997]

@The1stPoster it doesn't work!!!! hahahahha i tried it hahahhah

[open0Fire]

where was the joke/punchline?

[5959512]

I usually just pop my dick in her, if she spits it out I know shes not into me

[TheMyBluntBlade]

1snap dizzle - i think you need to go ahead and find yourself a boyfriend and stop moaning about others, she knows we are equal she is trying to help people who have no clue how to speak to girls/women. nice video btw :) keep it up.

[JINNYMEJNOON]

come home with me baby and i'll say things to you that don't even exist

[1shnapdizzle]

i just want to fuck, i dont love any female in the world, i have figured that out recently, yall females made us guys hate you because of shit right there, and they still dont realize how annoying they sound on these videos acting like we are trained dogs or someshit. get in line women you are not above us, have yall not figured that out yet??damn its 2010 get a clue that we are all equal in the world and no one is above anyone else.

[1shnapdizzle]

i just want to fuck, holler at me so we can bump nasties baby yea. at least im honest lol peace

[jaydenftw]

For some reason I'm bored so I am going to ask what is everyones favourite movie line? I have a few but for some reason this is my favourite. Rambo III - Oh shit Rambo what do we do. FUCK 'EM! Haha ,classic.

[MrChickenpants]

your voice is seductive and turns me and my little friend Paulie on. Paulie is getting excited and jumping up and down right now

[adairstephen]

i love ur lips...around my slong.

[pinkeyedtennisshoes]

Hey bitch....want some dick?

[jaydenftw]

That didn't help me at all! Hey can someone reply me. There's this chick and we have to be in the same class for 5 years. And 2010 is going to be our third year together (grade 8). I really like her but she's a bit stuck up if you say the wrong things. And I've asked her out a few times but she completely ignores me for the next 2 weeks. Can someone please help me?

[nightmathzombieethan]

@jaydenftw

Don't bother wasting your time, she's not interested.....

OR....... you can act like she barely exists or that you couldn't care less about her....don't be rude to her, just don't act all that interested in her...

She will come to you...

I know this sounds weird, and it's tough to explain why, but it DOES work...

[jaydenftw]

I'll try.

[VaNe3545]

it usually works it depends on th person though if she doesnt like someone then they wont care itllm be better or if the person has secret feelings thenn they'll come around cuz those feelings will grow stronger so it depends on the person

[VaNe3545]

r u guys even in the same level

[jaydenftw]

Yes...

[VaNe3545]

i ment the same like umm statis like r u her type

[jaydenftw]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Unless I missed something.

[drummingfordrunks]

yeah ,, next time you see her ,, punch the cunt in the mouth, they will tell you they dont like that,, but what they really mean is that they want more!!!! well son good luck, and be sure to let us know how it went.

[jaydenftw]

Maybe I should, lOl!

[jaydenftw]

Yeah were both the same age. And I don't think I'll be punching the bitch. I think I'd beating the fuck out of her with a baseball bat. And then after I'll leave her. And then we'll be seeing who's stuck up cunt!

[undrtaker4ever]

why compliment a girl??? am i missing something here??? lmfao

[Ankeshed]

LOL "sound honest". So basically...lie well. Find out her insecurities and use those to your own dastardly ends.

[RAWleague]

pretty much or you could use the nice shoes wanna fuck line, pretty basic sometimes it works, and sometimes you get slapped or kicked in the nuts but it's worth it if it works.

[VaNe3545]

that kinda only works on sluts or girls that actually like u in the first place

[RAWleague]

well i'm in luck then, lol.

[supertroll201]

I dunno about this. BUt in a total platonic way I told my boss she "had nice hair today" and she went off on me

[raunchbear]

If she was from America she'd be a little bit skinnier ..... and prettier

[izzzzzzzzzzzzzyy]

HA if she was from america she'd weigh 400 pounds and have a mustache

[wolves9090]

lol

[MrCensorman]

that just made my day

[jaydenftw]

HAHA

[mattymeatpatty]

you are kidding right skinny and pretty form america? its not all like the oc

[SupermansBoots]

Use intimidation.

[macintard]

She'll avoid you forever....or neuter you with a rusty can. But seriously, she is right... It's better to say "That shirt brings out the green in your eyes" rather than "Roses are red, violets are blue...drop your pants." Bit more romantic that way, ya know?

[SupermansBoots]

Just depends how good looking you are. When you look like I do, you can say whatever you want and be successful all the time.. .. . ;)

[macintard]

LOL True.... us less fortunate have to be polite...can't even flash any man-titties or anything and ask to compare...

[SupermansBoots]

"I bet Your farts smell good"... I'm being honest, and you wouldn't want a man who is a liar ;~)

[lfcthereds]

lmao i like that 1

[SupermansBoots]

100% guaranteed to work: "I'll buy you a tongue chainsaw".

[SupermansBoots]

Your gorgeous... my favourite chat up line is, "Today is your lucky day".

[TalonWolf]

I dunno, I've had more success with being brutally honest or plain indecent. I blew smoke in a girls face once and said "I'll fuck you later", and it worked. Got a pull, and I'm pretty sure she even bought me a drink.

I wasn't even being serious, I got dared to do it :| Bit fucked up, really.

[UndercoverBr0tha]

Nice shoes, Wanna Fuck?

that made me lol

[brucebone1]

oh i like that big ugly thing on your face i like it a lot ll

[RAWleague]

this would be one of the answers you would get if you said that.

1. thanks lets do it.

2. fuck off and then you get kicked in the nuts.

[123eschof]

Good one

[walruslove]

here's a tip, I'm sick of stupid bitches that think all guys are simple and that they're complex. if I'm going to accept that stereotype then I say all girls are shallow, self absorbed morons.

[123eschof]

I hear you BROTHER!!

[Forthias]

@walruslove i pretty much have to agree. lmao

[besman007]

@walruslove: I totally agree with you 110%!! Great comment man, I gave thumbs up!

[oliviainyourpants]

@walruslove I'm sick of men that call women "bitches".

[dyspraxia]

yeh love, i really like that zit on your face.

[willshrieve]

or those hemaroids that make a most creative and devine artistic stain on your sexy underwear.

LMAO

[beebotheman23]

damn!!!!!!!!! that ghurl is ho fuckin hot

[GearsTopSnipers]

thats a really good tip

[bonustime12]

when she said get this right she will you 4 ever

get this wrong she will avoid u 4ver i thought the last part shes gonna say is she will fuck u 4 ever

[ste2982]

nice tits

[CeltricShock]

you can't even see them ... ?

[Helios910]

Isnt that Jodie albert?

[fraser16smith]

nice top!

Wanna take it off?!

SHiT bad complement!

WANNA FUCK?!

that will do

[random123numbers831]

I love her voice! xxx

[sajnotts]

thats the only good thing about her.

[CeltricShock]

ROFLPOWNED.

[abood11987]

your accent is amazing.

Did it work?

[ladysbadboy]

u have a nice bumhole

[mikew241]

How about?? What winks and f*ck like a tiger?? then i wink at you lmfao

[AylarLieIsBuff]

thats a fucking great 1 ahaha

[thetoeeater]

lmao im trying tht tonite wiv bird im seeing hahahaahaha

[geejor]

that was sweet! and you have an interesting way saying. very sexy

[dagnut]

you have a lovely liver..

[Uebermind]

Complimenting negative features on the girl? Sounds risky to me, could come off sounding creepy. "I like the way you lick your lips when you're nervous."--how's a girl supposed to respond to that?

[konzwambii]

Will this work? "Hi. The last 5 people I spoke to all told me I have really bad breath. Is it as bad as they say it is?" [at this point you move close and exhale a long strong breath right into her face].

[kroovyandcal]

You've got a great dookie hole.

[morelshaman]

It may be trite and obvious, but this princess wishes men to be more successful getting laid!

She should be given the Nobel Peace Prize.

[Sanchez808]

listen to the dirty mouth im this one wow lol

[johnnierah]

thanks for the tip. i won't bother trying to get you to fuck me. but i will adore you and dream of getting to know a woman like you. keep me inspired to keep writing and singing.

looking forward to your philosophical banter.

peace

[worcesterwombat]

hmmm so make up some crap in order to get a shag...got it

[Mattz0rz54]

LOL nice shoes wanna fuck.

[einaralex]

Thanks alot, I'm trying to get a girl that is so hard to get, nearly impossible.

[ultimate8pac]

dont liston 2 this person, cause she a girl

[schumitarik]

ahh man id tap that!

[ADevilsReject6]

Wow, sounds like it could work. :)

[jasony7]

haha nice call man, weird tits. maybe shell love u forver. yo we just wanna fuck remember!

[pokerworldcommunity1]

your fit lets fuck.. i didnt hear what you were saying i was too busy looking at your weird tits which i love by the way

[McCaler]

Thank you. I always do appreciate the helpful tips such as this.

[ratedrko24]

She is fit as fuck

She can do far better than Kian Egan

[RandyRKO24]

same guy, changed my mind

shes an ugly boot

[egancharm]

wat do you mean she can do far more better than KIAN EGAN???? KIAN'S HOT && SHE'S SO LUCKY HAVING HIM!!! JODI ALBERT HAS THE MAN OF MY DREAMS!! THE MAN I LOVE && THE MAN I WILL FOREVER!!!