God bless the children of Iraq and Afghanistan.And may God curse those whom in any waym helped or encouraged anyone who spilled their innocent blood into the soil.
I'm sick and tired of the chuck norris facts, if he is so tuff as everyone says he would crash into my window, grab my head and slam it in the keybiasjr00234 2349743bѨ::^¨L^L¨Ñ;;_:¨:Ñ;MKLN SN O_;¨Ñ*^+`^**:^*?=Q(Q(/&%$"$%&/38205723456345cvnjkvbdflsaDFGHKSL.SDLKDKSSD;LDS';
I hate boy actors who pretend to fight on screen for millions of dollars conning real people to actually put their lives on the line for other people's profits. I spit on Chuck Norris.
The real reason he was there to inform the Marines that they all lost their job. Yes, that is right, Chuck Norris is single handedly taking over the Marines presence in the world. I think they will need more terrorists.
I like how they make this look like some documentary...This is infact the time where Chuck said "This fucking war is taking forever, let me out there" The terrorists surrender in their THOUSANDS when they herd Chuck Norris had come to Iraq.
The only reason why Chuck Norris isn't president is dued to the fact that all the other countries will surrender within 14 seconds because they are scared being fatally roundhouse kicked in the face. XD
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door, chuck Norris didn't hit puberty, he round-house kicked it in the face, when chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push up, he pushes the earth down, in the Guinness book of world records it says in the fine print that chuck Norris holds all the records, the ones that you see in the book are just the closest anyone has gotten.
When playing multiplayer on COD: Modern Warfare 2, Chuck Norris doesn't use any weapons or armor and always charges straight at his enemies without cover to shield himself. Chuck Norris has never died or lost a match on Modern Warfare 2. EVER.
@flaviothebrazilian I'm sorry, did I hit a button, was your dad killed by a Chuck Norris attack? Is your mom now getting skull fucked by Chuck Norris. How bout you get your troll ass back under the bridge. Better yet, I'm not sure why I responded because the last time any one took any one from South America seriously he was selling coke.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
2:03. He's right, Chuck Norris is too godly for any fighting force in the world.
But seriously, I've never seen a group of fans idolize Chuck Norris with that much respect, especially the USMC. He might as well be their Patron Saint.
Wow, I really had no idea that Chuck Norris was that popular for military pers. Being in Iraq and all the USO tours, I think seeing Chuck Norris would have been the best for me.
WAS THAT ROBERT TROLLING AT THE BEGGINING
soniaskyfan112 6 days ago
Can't say I ever used to be a Norris fan.
Thanks to this video I now know how weak he is.
God bless the children of Iraq and Afghanistan.And may God curse those whom in any waym helped or encouraged anyone who spilled their innocent blood into the soil.
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I'm sick and tired of the chuck norris facts, if he is so tuff as everyone says he would crash into my window, grab my head and slam it in the keybiasjr00234 2349743bѨ::^¨L^L¨Ñ;;_:¨:Ñ;MKLN SN O_;¨Ñ*^+`^**:^*?=Q(Q(/&%$"$%&/38205723456345cvnjkvbdflsaDFGHKSL.SDLKDKSSD;LDS';
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- When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.
- Ron Paul’s tears can shrink government. Too bad he never cries.
- Ron Paul doesn’t go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
- Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the
Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
- When applied directly to the brain, Ron Paul instantly cures socialism.
- Ron Paul doesn’t act like a patriot, a patriot acts like Ron Paul.
SilverNowPeople 3 weeks ago
Morale boost? THEY JUST CONQUERED THE FUCKING WORLD WITH HIM
christiancp97cas 1 month ago
Chuck Norris try to get a tattoo once but they couldnt find a type of metal to pierce his skin.
georgeownz216 1 month ago
Dude us only win wars if they use chuck norris.
If you say chuck norris somebody die
arturoml9 1 month ago
@arturoml9 so yr saying that everytime someone says chuck norris, a terrorist dies?
XxvaultlegendxX 3 weeks ago
I hate it when the US cant win a war they have to use chuck to seal the deal thats unfair
bangermccrusher 1 month ago
when Chuk Norris left Iraq. there where 10023 enemy casualties
toycommander 1 month ago
I hate boy actors who pretend to fight on screen for millions of dollars conning real people to actually put their lives on the line for other people's profits. I spit on Chuck Norris.
geezusispan 1 month ago
@geezusispan if you try to spit on chuck norris...chuck norris doesn´t get wet...your spit becomes chuck norris
Nesembria 4 weeks ago
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@Nesembria says - if you try to spit on chuck norris...chuck norris doesn´t get wet...your spit becomes chuck norris
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So you are saying that Norris is made of other people's spit? I believe that....
geezusispan 4 weeks ago
The real reason he was there to inform the Marines that they all lost their job. Yes, that is right, Chuck Norris is single handedly taking over the Marines presence in the world. I think they will need more terrorists.
BlowTorchCinema 1 month ago
240p, we meet again.
fResHB0T 2 months ago
0.31 Bruce Willis
mr123456789ooo 2 months ago
When chuck norris says the troops should have a morale boost the troops dare not be demoralized
undertyped1 2 months ago
YEAH NORRIS
REANIMATI0N2 2 months ago
I like how they make this look like some documentary...This is infact the time where Chuck said "This fucking war is taking forever, let me out there" The terrorists surrender in their THOUSANDS when they herd Chuck Norris had come to Iraq.
LegendOfJomtein 2 months ago
if chuck norris shook my hand i would never wash it again.
derpwadder 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Chuck Norris once gave his wrist watch to a homeless kid. We now know that kid as Ben 10.
ChrisCa1601 2 months ago 6
chuck norris doesnt go to iraq, iraq goes to chuck norris
Erin0160 2 months ago
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a fart back into your ass
Condewest 2 months ago 6
Ah, 240p... We meet again!
BrutalT2 2 months ago
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Chuck Norris successfully divided by zero.
wacher8 2 months ago
The only reason why Chuck Norris isn't president is dued to the fact that all the other countries will surrender within 14 seconds because they are scared being fatally roundhouse kicked in the face. XD
slayera1214 2 months ago 2
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door, chuck Norris didn't hit puberty, he round-house kicked it in the face, when chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push up, he pushes the earth down, in the Guinness book of world records it says in the fine print that chuck Norris holds all the records, the ones that you see in the book are just the closest anyone has gotten.
lightningpwn 2 months ago
Mr Norris you rule you should run for president
THESLICKNESSEDM 2 months ago
4:00
You Can Hear A Pin Drop But Nobody Wanted To Take The Risk
volcom06650 2 months ago
not only can chuck norris unscramble eggs, he can put em in the shell
Warriorcats24 3 months ago
Marines respect Chuck Norris. Enough said.
TheLastEmporer999 3 months ago
Chuck Norris shook hands of 17,000 marines in a matter of seconds, the 4 days were spent killing terrorists by roundhouse kicking them.
kristianaa89 3 months ago
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i heard some one bet chuck norris to eat some hip hop cd's and a few hours later he shit out justin bieber
darkprincedarkness 4 months ago
bush is finally right, there are now weapons of mass destruction in iraq :)
xXxIPOCKSxXx117 4 months ago 3
wow they can send the Marines home, now Chuck is there, lol !
debzeppeliniv 4 months ago
hes a peoples champion. and for the toughest thing known to man he is so modest. i would love to meet chuck.
beanseeker 4 months ago
Jesus could walk on water..
Chuck Norris can swim threw land..
doin0your0mom 4 months ago
Now that the tank has chuck Norris signature it's indestructible
MrBudha98 4 months ago
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the end of the world is not on the 2012
.... is when chuck norris want ....
rayeky12 4 months ago
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rayeky12 4 months ago
When the earth was created, there were only 2 men: God and Chuck Norris. We no longer see God here, right?
Nmesis131 5 months ago 5
Chuck Norris had sex before his parents
Nmesis131 5 months ago
When playing multiplayer on COD: Modern Warfare 2, Chuck Norris doesn't use any weapons or armor and always charges straight at his enemies without cover to shield himself. Chuck Norris has never died or lost a match on Modern Warfare 2. EVER.
Nmesis131 5 months ago
Chuck Norris has been dead for five years, death hasn't been able to gather up the courage to tell him.
Nmesis131 5 months ago
A poisonous cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After three days of vomiting, pain, and fever, the cobra finally died.
Nmesis131 5 months ago 2
2:44 that guy came back with only one hand.
If you look closely at 2:53 he reaches into Vietnam.
keano6t9 5 months ago
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autotunedsnake 5 months ago
CHUCK NORRIS TRAINS BAD ASSES ON HOW TO BE EVEN MORE BAD ASS!
DRILL INSTRUCTORS TEACH CHUCK NORRIS HOW TO BE BAD ASS!
messerplasma 6 months ago
Russia calls in air strikes, the US call in Bombing runs, Chuck Norris calls in Chuck Norris.
MrGuess28 6 months ago
They once named a street after Chuck Norris but they had to change it because no one survives if they cross Chuck Norris.
LightningDragon1999 6 months ago
chuck norris doesnt walk anywhere, because everything is moving away from him.
WEEGEE6607 6 months ago
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The one dislike is going to be hit with so many rights he's going to be begging for a left from Chuck
rsilkw2 6 months ago
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rsilkw2 6 months ago
i disliked this video, chuck is lame!............hang on, someones knocking on my door.
AmericanMan44 6 months ago
my dad was there when Chuck was, my dad actually took a pictyure with him. A CHUCK NOOOORROISSSSS
BarretM28A1 6 months ago
The one dislike is now dead, Chuck Norris attacked him, while he was about to strike the like button.
caperneoignis 6 months ago
@caperneoignis you're so funny dude.. NOT !!!! fuck you in the ass cocksucker.
flaviothebrazilian 5 months ago
@flaviothebrazilian I'm sorry, did I hit a button, was your dad killed by a Chuck Norris attack? Is your mom now getting skull fucked by Chuck Norris. How bout you get your troll ass back under the bridge. Better yet, I'm not sure why I responded because the last time any one took any one from South America seriously he was selling coke.
caperneoignis 5 months ago
I feel sorry for the 1 who disliked this video ;_; R.I.P
GinkoArtEtc 6 months ago
guys a legend , delta force !
The08Joker 7 months ago
Chuck norris dose not do legends, but if he did, they would probably be the best legends in the world.
diarnajar 8 months ago 2
The dinosaurs pissed off Chuck Norris once....Once!
AchillesSmile 9 months ago
chuck norris doesnt do exercises....exercises do chuck norris
chuck norris doesnt fight in a war war is fought by chuck norris
chuck norris doenst call in artilery he just stares at the place he wants to be bombed
branko2301 10 months ago
they say Hitler commited suicide when he found out Chuck Norris was being born
TheNewMetFan 10 months ago
in soviet Russia Iraq comes to you
WDMinecraft 11 months ago
When Chuck Norris shit bricks, the Empire State building was made
Abdarrell 11 months ago
Jesus walks on water... Chuck Norris swimms through land ;)
~Jacki
JacklynR0SE 11 months ago
Protects the innocent. hahahahahahahahahahaha
Are you in military so brainwashed ?
aviomaster 1 year ago
Chuck Norris can't...
* I am dead*
leogatobhzte 1 year ago
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
MrOttofenix 1 year ago 36
Lets not loose sight of who the heroic individuals are...Chuck went to Iraq to cheer them up.
contributor34 1 year ago 2
That tank is now indestructible with churck norris's signature.
Topphat18 1 year ago 24
@Topphat18
I wonder if he flew in to the theme of delta force?
Patriot88American 2 months ago
Chuck Norris signed an artillary piece! ROFL!
UBeRPEEP 1 year ago
Chuck Norris was in Iraq and were still there?
ShananiKings 1 year ago
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"On the third day Jesus rose again. afterwards he laid low for a while until he changed his identity. And to this day he is known as Chuck Norris."
gator159 1 year ago
2:03. He's right, Chuck Norris is too godly for any fighting force in the world.
But seriously, I've never seen a group of fans idolize Chuck Norris with that much respect, especially the USMC. He might as well be their Patron Saint.
Br0wNN01sE 1 year ago
the big bang was really chuck norris sneezing
ugz101 1 year ago
Chuck Norris was placed in the Airforce when he enlisted, because he kept lifting off the ground whenever he kicked without tight jeans.
Abyssflux 1 year ago
that tank he signed will never take damage its chuck proof
Pyro1791 1 year ago
There is no theory of evolution. Only a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
keely38 1 year ago 3
Chuck is such a humble guy. I love this guy!
Roadrunner15rules 1 year ago
Chuck Norris is gonna round house kick the terrorists
PantherCamaro 1 year ago
lol that dog was like "DUDE THATS THE NORRIS"
chezdez102 2 years ago
@chezdez102 Than the dog goes back to licking his balls.
BigBakaJ 1 year ago
ozzy bites the head off of bats...chuck norris bites the head off of bat man
dodo1458 2 years ago 3
U know it has been said that under chuck norris beard, there is no chin there...just another fist
howellrod21 2 years ago
Chuck was in the Air Force.
ririckyrickyracoon03 2 years ago
Chuck Norris wears Dan Gable pajamas.
angusrocks6464 2 years ago
Chuck Norris is the man!!!
greekcowboy21 2 years ago 2
Marines should leave Iraq. then leave chuck norris there. PROBLEM SOLVED
DEXtr1p 2 years ago
chuck norris lost his virgianity before his dad did.
chuck norris can strangle u with a cordless phone.
chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
mustange251 2 years ago 3
I saw him and Marshall Teague on this trip, both GREAT men! Thanks for visiting the troops!
airtexaco 2 years ago
chuck norris 2012, vote chuck norris
75ranger101 3 years ago
We're not worthy... we're not worthy!
direskill 3 years ago
hahahaha cause hes magik hes just magic
markmotarker 3 years ago
Chuck norris's DNA is not a double helix. it's barbed wire. chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
bighairyfrog 3 years ago
chuck norris doesnt have a watch he decides what time it is
highagg 3 years ago 4
Chuck Norris did not go to Iraq.
Iraq came to him.
BACKFIREFUR 3 years ago 59
Wow, I really had no idea that Chuck Norris was that popular for military pers. Being in Iraq and all the USO tours, I think seeing Chuck Norris would have been the best for me.
MzPunky 3 years ago
marines have finally found the WMD in Iraq: Chuck Norris. Now they can come home and save our tax money
krnfighter88 3 years ago
Chuck norris is god
protoCHUCKz 3 years ago
@protoCHUCKz Jesus is God.
BrownDogProductions1 1 year ago
@BrownDogProductions1 If Chuck Norris were a Pokemon, he would evolve from Jesus.
Br0wNN01sE 1 year ago
looks like he gave them a BIG morale
Chuck norris owns!!!
nice vid mate!
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EvilSkooma 3 years ago
Chuck Norris ownds so much ass =D
BunnyManJoe 3 years ago
thats just too awsome for words
savvy3400 4 years ago 2
Chuck norris drinks Napalm to quell his heartburn
Deathwyng 4 years ago 31
@Deathwyng i thought it was agent orange haha
Trigun075 5 months ago
as a PROUD MOM of a US MARINE thank you
Kaaa7 4 years ago 2
Awesome. Simply great that Chuck would go out there and spend some time with the Marines.
Semper Fi Chuck Norris... Semper Fi.
arlome 4 years ago 4