A drunk American in England

[teamphancyhivepro]

I have to say this, reading some of the comments... Im a american girl... Thinks for calling me fat and ugly! Love you to! -obviously sarcastic- i love england i just hate the ones that say ALL american girls.... Really?! Thanks for lowering my self esteem.... -3-"

[zoedil]

The "Roxanne" drinking game. I'd be hammered too hahaha

[CheckM8King2]

Finally a video on youtube where a fellow American doesn't make an ass of him/herself in the UK that makes us all look like morons!

[Scrabbler27]

I love to see American people in UK. I just want to run upto them and say hello and talk.

[devilzzzzzzzzzz]

Gosport?! Fuck i live there thoght i reconised the outside of the pub, Along stoke road? xD

[grahamgrahamson]

init man totily usa and briton 4 eva

[dew02005]

where did you get it? i want one as a pet too.

[alphaphi09]

British people have yellow green-ish teeth and they don't shave , they smell like shit , and They don't wash their hands after number 2 YUCK!

[grooverheliboy]

@alphaphi09 Spanish people are even worse as they dont wash and smell like a whores arsehole..Your mums...The spanish also fuck dogs and rape men for a laugh..batty boys of the highest order...and your country is a slum...

[alphaphi09]

@grooverheliboy Lol, you so lame i'm NOT spanish , just because a Dominicans is my friend does not make me spanish idiot. Like i said you guys are disgusting, nasty, dirty cunts.

[grooverheliboy]

@alphaphi09 I really don't give a flying fuck what part of you ran down your mamas leg If I was you I would stop smoking your weed and go see the nurse for some more medication cos its wearing off..and while you are there ask them to tighten your straight jacket straps so you cannot use the Asyums computer..

Oh and you cannot be that proud of the shit hole you originate from as it obvious you are too ashmed to list it on your utube account.

Now fuck off you waste of spunk !!

[alphaphi09]

@grooverheliboy Did I strike a nerve, chav ? Oops! btw, british asshole, I wasn't intending to piss you off, I was just telling the truth you guys do have green-ish yellow teeth and you people don't wash after using the toilet. AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.

[grooverheliboy]

@alphaphi09 Ibet you have never even visited the GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH So your opinion means fuck all As has been said scared to put your cuntry on your pathetic account I bet you are spanish you dog fucking asshole.

God ruined a good ass when he placed teeth into your manky crooked toothed mouth...ROTFLMAO at your continous boring monotonous inslults.....better go shit head your meds are wearing off again !!

[alphaphi09]

@grooverheliboy English people Looks like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! you chav are "the most obtuse and barbarous people in the world" (Marie Henri Beyle ). LMFAO!!!!!

[UkPR0]

@alphaphi09 Yeah, and Spanish peoples breath smells like shit, because u dont know how to brush ur teeth, and take a shower. I'm so glad I live in England, such a great quality of life over here, I feel sorry for you...hating on videos because ur jelous...haha enjoy living in a fucking slum u bull fucking faggot.

[UkPR0]

@alphaphi09 Yeah, and Spanish peoples breath smells like shit, because u dont know how to brush ur teeth. I'm so glad I live in England, such a great quality of life over here, I feel sorry for you...hating on videos because ur jelous...haha enjoy living in a fucking slum u bull fucking faggot.

[grooverheliboy]

@alphaphi09 Jeez you really are so BORING repeating the same mantra over and over again...I would hate to know you as a freind or is that the reason you aint got any.....BORING BORING BORING !

[85Aheadstix]

@alphaphi09 Would rather be ugly than a dumb fuck yankee, go read a book american dip shit!.

[8800888]

Many people in the world know that America is a ghetto, blacks, high crime and drug abuse in Washington and other states, ugly and fat girls, as well as stupid people.

[scbaldwin13]

I love how he got warmed up to the American accent by saying "whatever," "harbor," and "anyhow." That made me laugh, because we, at least I do, say whatever and anyhow so much.

[twobit211]

i actually thought this'd be a cruel video. i mean, it's called ' a drunk

[gamblemadman]

Lightweight

=)

[inaGDhurry]

I know what you mean, cock. I know geography so stop with the shitty lessons. It was a picture! just a damn picture. you go ape shit bc wales and scotland were included. You shouldnt insult other peoples intellect by assuming he didnt know the difference. if englishmen came over to the states, went back home, uploade his experiences and shows a North American map, you wont see us piching a fit like a baby for including Canada in it. we would get it, but SOME people love to nit pick

[LolFishFail]

So you put a map up of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. And call it England?

[inaGDhurry]

@LolFishFail what an insult. i think everyone could point out which one is england. idk perhaps you get confused when seeing a pic of the uk.... just a hater LOOKING for drama.

[LolFishFail]

@inaGDhurry well I don't think so, I'm sick of people calling Wales and Scotland "England" because. Some people don't even know that Wales is even a country next to England!! It happens everywhere, on tv, in films, in even documentaries!! I don't get confused looking at my homeland no... I get annoyed when people call the whole of the "UK" by "England"... it happens all the fucking time!

[inaGDhurry]

@LolFishFail wow then im sorry youve come across many dumb people. i guess im surrounded by cultured people.

[LolFishFail]

@inaGDhurry No, you're dumb to suggest that the people I live around don't know what I'm talking about. If you don't understand what I mean, you're probably English or American. Just google "Welsh Nationalism" or "Scottish Nationalism" The Scotts even went to war over being called English... And no, if you can't understand what I mean, you're not very cultured at all. Look at Belgium for example, It's creations are all labelled as "French" even down to the invention of fried potatoes!!

[LolFishFail]

@inaGDhurry No, you're dumb to suggest that the people I live around don't know what I'm talking about. If you don't understand what I mean, you're probably English or American. Just google "Welsh Nationalism" or "Scottish Nationalism" The Scotts even went to war over being called English... And no, if you can't understand what I mean, you're not very cultured at all. Look at Belgium for example, It's creations are all labelled as "French" even down to the invention of fried potatoes!!

[princedoza]

sad boring men

[c9castine]

lol...what a dynamic relationship great britain and the united states have had over the last 300 years. nice to see in the world that it has all come around full circle to brotherhood.

[richieh1980]

Gosport? I'm in Portsmouth. Where was this pub?

[ADZ01982]

@richieh1980 Gosport is a cess pit i had the misfortune of 4 months at Sultan and Portsmouth isnt much better.

[brownsfan5489]

im so glad we get New Castle here in america. my favorite beer.

[british123able]

@brownsfan5489 u really got newcastle brown ale in america? you should try stella artois if you see it, i buy 8cans every week. it does me just fine

[brownsfan5489]

@british123able yeah we have it at the store i used to work at. i have tried stella as well and it is also very tasty.

[walesiloveya]

Great Britan and America forever

[MegaKerry1985]

NICE TO SEE ENGLISH AN AMERICANS GETIN ON!!!

[helensmithhy95]

love police :]

[GamingMusicVideos1]

you have to realize that the americans dont give a damn what we think of them

[mra651]

so dont alot of other americans especially in new hampshire where i live you can google it because you probally wont believe me when i say tha new hampshire has the most alcahol consumption per capita in the world and by they way i love scotland my buddy is from there and i went with him last time he went back to see his family

[mra651]

yes we do have buckstacey in the states we have virtually every type of beer there is you just have to know where to find them i like american beers but prefer european beers my favourite beer is guinness followed by heiniken but i also love becks st paulys girl and larossa peroine is good aswell and when i go to the bars i always get pints

[mra651]

moodyscooby shut the fuck up there are plenty of americans that drink pints every bar in the usa has them you fucking idiot you see one american that cant handle his alcahol and you assume none of us can well i would drink you under the table and that includes any european beer aswell

[Aheadstix85]

@mra651 Hahah, thats rich an american with balls, no yank can drink a european under the table, you americans are bollocks!.

[scottishlad1987]

do you have buckstacy in the states? it's our main drink in scotland.

[demeriaz]

@mra651 to be honest mate, saying that americans can drink more than the brits is not even something to be proud of and im saying this to both countries why argue over which country can handle there drink more than the other country, its more about individuals some people are more a light weight than others hahah silly things to argue about....

[rudlington]

americans are so gay. anyway, he isnt fat enough to be a proper american

[lookie1992]

haha drinking to roxanne i'll have to remember this

[TheGamer770]

YES! England and USA Forever!!

[TheIceman567]

Cool video mate England and USA forever!

[4wheelmadness1]

hell yeah love them both

[david748us]

ok I missed the part where its funny.

Must be an English thing

[cona192]

aha im english, this video is pointless y the fuck do ppl bother with shit vids like this lol

[demeriaz]

@cona192 yeahh haha

[SithWarrior338]

must be because you are a prick i think its because us brits are alot more happy with our life than you we have a good time

[MOODYSCOOBY]

yeah its funny how you americans drink little bottles not pints and cant handle it like us pint drinking brits

[demeriaz]

@MOODYSCOOBY who gives a fucking shit!

[MOODYSCOOBY]

@demeriaz ME! thats who....

[demeriaz]

@MOODYSCOOBY fair enough haha

[Ulsterfree]

Yeah, me too that night at the Mackworth hotel, completely trashed, rolf'd all over the Morris Dancers, brilliant time!

[brooklynlulu]

lol, gave me the giggles for some reason and I miss drinking in the pubs. oh London I shall return my Lova!! Brklyn tawk.

[zoozsuck]

someday, I'LL be that drunk american in england

::sigh:: someday....

[bo5061]

smoke weed!!!

[MrGary66]

What is so funny about binge drinking or drunkeness?

[poensanit]

bloke in the red t-shirt pretending to drink his pint...

lame as f

[keystarG60]

Uplifting and fun!

[ro18br]

i live near there wohhhooooooooooooooooo

[UngodlySacrifice]

gosport...weyyy. im from fareham

[MisterEggy]

He can't be drunk he's not fighting. Oh yeah, Americans don't do that...

[shortarse123]

yea cause they're pussies

[morgoth195]

We don't fight? Wrong.

We don't fight just for the sake of fighting, if that's what you mean. Do Brits?

[MisterEggy]

When drunk.

[FCnewyorkESC]

they do in Jersey

[mikebx21]

speak for yourself. im american an alot of my friends actually go out looking for fights and i always end up being in some fucking fight i dont want to be in

[morgoth195]

Of course there are some morons like that over here too. I was like that as a kid (I drank way too many liver cells into oblivion in my younger days). I eventually realized that, even if you win the fight, it's still no fun getting popped in the face. My father gave me some good advice. Acting like a tough-guy can only end in one of three scenarios - 1) you get lucky 2) you get embarrased 3) you end up in a hospital or a jail

[Camberwell86]

That's four scenarios, mate. ^_^

[TheGunner1324]

looking for fights in gay bars ou probably do lol

[alexv2k7]

@mikebx21 People in england just fight all the time, it's like our fucking sport or something..

[youngtrannie]

muppets

[RedShoeLaces]

Haha.. what was that bit about Gosport?

[oneiblind30]

I'm still waiting for the three Sue's, and the indian shadow god(dess?) ; Git over here.

[jillio2006]

i love the 'red light' game, sure to get trashed playing that game!

[popebenadict16]

nice one man.

[phekwig]

LOL This reminded me of Rabbis at the wailing wall...

[WaltonThomas66]

Oh, you could have put up more, you kept it tame. :) Good video Fez. We had a great time and thank you for your Hospitality. See you soon.

[tezzaspocketoffluff]

I have'nt finished yet! - i've still got to make the one of the three Sue's, and the indian shadow god(dess?) ;) You kown what I mean, ... "Not that it matters" xxx

[WaltonThomas66]

"Not that it matters" lol

[Furnifur]

Huey can't hold his alcohol, hope he didn't piss on anybody while he was there

[P1X1E56]

let's not go there ;)

[oneiblind30]

I will never hear Roxanne again and not think of that night. Thank You so much for welcoming us into your home and Pub I truly loved it! See ya in November!~

[tezzaspocketoffluff]

Your Very welcome, It was great fun see you soon!

[paul1967uk]

Huey pissed, NEVER what software did you use to make him look pissed. LOL

[smithysrat]

Great video, never thought I would see Huey pissed. :P

[P1X1E56]

It got worse! What a blast.

[billpg]

Still wearing the hat. Jolly good show old chap.

[imafaghag]

Great!  What's happening in November?

[tezzaspocketoffluff]

We're off to stay with Tom & Hugh!

[P1X1E56]

Fantastic video, what a professional job!