Review - 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand - Charlie Brooker's Gameswipe

[TheDevilsLeftNipple]

Snag his balls on the edge of the table XD

[jonboyjon1976]

Lol at Alan Bennett writing the script. "I was enjoying a pot of Earl Grey with Fiddy..."

[sleightmagic01]

YOU FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT! i50 cent is a fucking brilliant person!

dont fuckin say that shit you fucking cunt!

[Kainlarsen]

@sleightmagic01 Well, he just did. Grow up.

[littleburge]

charlie could destroy "fiddy" in a fight anyday.

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

LOL'D SO HARD.

[iikepotatoes]

My friend you are very brave

[raccoonman14]

noam chomsky blood on the sand HHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

[VeryAngryCamel]

Not even kidding this could be my top game ever, definitely top 5 probs purely because of the lets play by chip cheezum.

Akshully pretty fun and HILARIOUS in so many ways i can't even

Go ahead pop Off mutherfucker!

My next dog will be called Tony Yayo, in honor of this game.

[TheEmptyHunter]

This... is just fucking brilliant.

[r1c0ch3t211]

This is even better than Yahtzee's review, and that says a lot cause Yahtzee is fucking awesome.

Charlie, please do more stuff like this!

[frankenleg]

Holy shit, this reviewer is simply fucking awesome!!

[samvirus]

Where do i get Noam Chomsky: Blood on the Sand?

[drgdrf]

"Idiots", do you mean black people?

[Cajaquarius]

@drgdrf I have heard my share of white people and Latino folks call him "Fiddy" too and it sounds like something someone stupid would say regardless of the race of the person saying it, to be honest.

[XBLArmory]

I got the weirdest boner when I heard "Untrust Us" start playing however this was surprisingly easy to fap to.

[wadad17]

"Bitch took my skull"

Saying that when people take my shit for now on.

[LazySmi]

charlie needs to have his own youtube channel lol

[Supernaut93]

Thumbs up for the Crystal Castles soundtrack

[duleewopper]

HAHA. "that's right, come and get me 50, you pussy."

[Slade671]

Why couldn't this game have been Charlie Murphy: Blood on the Sand instead?

[hapt1K]

this is the best game review in the history of game reviews.

[supercommie]

Terrible voice acting. >>

[roush26]

this would be a game where id like to see 50 die all the time

[sravankumarb]

2:47

At what location is your employer, female of the canine variety?

[Rocket1987654321]

Charlie ur one wast of space on YouTube !! Worst video ever !! Pussy oh wot u gonna do ?

[tberwick1]

@Rocket1987654321

'wast' verb Archaic. A 2nd person singular pt. indicative of be.

'waste' what you are

[bigkid101]

@Rocket1987654321 trollin trollin trollin...learn 2 spell faggot

[Papped1710]

@Rocket1987654321 well done you can use a keyboard, cookie for you. Now all you need to do is learn to spell, remove your head from your arse and grow the fuck up.

[calico675]

its funny you call 50 cent a pussy when he could beat the shit out of your faggot ass anytime he wants.. The real pussy here is you caling him a pussy to a camera. It'd be a different story if he was in front of you!

fucken jerk!

[samsung54369]

@calico675 obviously it would be different cous 50 cents a massive rich cunt, your fucking stupid and wrong

[calico675]

@samsung54369 exactly my point! this is what makes this stupid cunt a pussy and not 50 cent!! 

[samsung54369]

@calico675 obviously someone who like 50 cent is too retarded to formulate words, charlie brookers awesome and 50 cents a cunt rike a roo

[Hembane]

@calico675 reset your irony meter dude...

[Cajaquarius]

@calico675 He was insulting 50cent because the guy basically stars in a game that portrays him as some sort of bad ass capable of taking on tons of guys in hand to hand combat and with guns when, in reality, he is an entertainer. This would be like Donald Trump making a game where he stars as a dashing, gun toting archeologist who runs through tombs and kills bad guys in search of lost artifacts to put in a museum. It is asinine, out of character, and total ego masturbation.

[gaspode18]

@calico675 7 months and 50 cent still hasn't beat up Charlie Brooker. He IS a pussy!

[22penners22]

thats a great review but what did you fucking expect ? mary fucking poppings !

[cybercheeseburger]

crystal castles!

[xratedcheese]

Brooker calling 50 Cent a pussy is maybe the funniest thing I've seen.

[DigitalBuoy]

I quite like BROOKER and i dont like 50 CENT but I'd pay good money to see 50 fuck the shit out of BROOKER with a rusty meat cleaver. The only down side being his colums wont be as good

[THAIWARRIOR777]

I was skeptical at first but, this game is actually pretty fuckin fun.

[samsung54369]

50 cent is a prick, but absolutely no is as huge a cunt as kanye west, or as its shortened to by sane people simply 'that massive cunt'

[Bushflare]

Seeing 50 cunt getting hit with an explosion... there is nothing sweeter... 'cept maybe buying the game and purposely getting killed over and over again.

I really... really hate him... can you tell xP?

[RH98]

I would love to get a copy of Noam Chomsky: Blood on the Sand

[chocomog35]

Alan Bennett reference ftw < 33

[Botchlae]

Must've been an easy game to produce.

50c's head only requires 2 polygons to be animated.

[kronguild]

Took my skull.

[specter604]

This actually wasn't bad. I think this guy is just a bit of a cunt.

[liametchells103]

50 cent cant find his skull until he shoots 50,000 people in the face

[RawwestHide]

you know, he has some interesting complaints about the game, but he seems to take it a little too seriously. the game is meant to be ridiculous, i think. I you can't see any humor or enjoyment in that kind of thing, then you probably won't like it, period.

[FXSQ]

I will admit, i find charlie brooker hilarias but i also love this game

[loz1023]

SNAG HIS BALLS!

[lukas316815]

yeah thats right fiddy, youd enjoy it, what u gonna do come n get me? you pussy

[BadguyLajnuz]

vill ha spelet

[BrosoKintobor]

Thumbs up everyone who wants 'Noam Chomsky - Blood on the Sand' for an international release :)

[TonyBranston]

@BrosoKintobor Wasn't that an MGS game?

[BrosoKintobor]

Thums up everyone who wants 'Noam Chomsky - Blood on the Sand' for an international release :)

[hellobetty9]

Charlie Brooker is so brilliant at coming up with quips that I would never occur to string together - for example: "snag his balls on a table'

I hope he does more TV. He should definitely be on TV more. He and Tony Benn, in my opinion, are the only people who talk actual sense and negate the rest of the bullshit people talk on telly.

In a word - Brilliant!

[jerostonecold]

lmao

[Amesterdam01]

This game is mildly entertaining, just because it's so fucking silly.

What other game gives you an achievement for jumping dat big ass ramp?

[BodaciousWickerman]

'You know suprisingly this was scripted by Alan Bennett.'

[TheHelldragon]

I want a whole series on TV based on this guy talking about video games. Oh, sure, Yahtzee is inspired by him, but now that I've seen the original, I can't go back.

[boyvonder]

50's a bitch

[Take2Hodgie]

"where'd she go? that bitch took my skull" ahaha! :L

[123UKelite]

what i shite game Chrlie Brooker is a legend

[fulhamfan01]

50 Cent: Epic Fail

[fulhamfan01]

1:15 how the hell did fifty pence not have his legs blown off by the grenade which he was practically standing on? I supose its because he is so gangster and tough. "What a massive arsehole."

[vimster]

@fulhamfan01 Hang on, isn't Fiddy supposed to have a limp?

[ReginaldMaulding]

this guy is a jerk.

[luuko656]

this guy is just awesome..

[drplbiftin]

waste this fucker

[DeafReansey]

hahahhahhaa KBOX630 xD Lol

[AuH2O]

What? Has this fiddy guy, or any other rapper in world history for that matter, ever made a "song" where they didn't say NIGGER at least 50 times? Then why would it matter if I said it once?

[jimbio]

never stop.

[Thewonkandfriends]

I love you Charlie Brooker.

[dannyayo]

what you gonna do? come and get me? You pussy hahahahaha brilliant!

[UltimateFights]

Man, I want to play Noam Chomsky Blood on the Sand

[PurushaDesa]

@UltimateFights It's basically him with a tommy gun (the only weapon Chomsky can remember) versus the entire IDF. And the last boss fight takes the shape of Alan Dershowitz in a tank, spawning crafty witticisms like "It's time for Jewry duty!", while mowing over people's houses. I give it 7/10 for using the CoD engine.

[mullanextraordinaire]

U a lucky mutha fukka.

50p

[bzzbt]

if i was playing the game i wouldn't be able to shoot at the arabs when i see that ugly mothafucka n his boyfriends...

hey is it possible to shoot 5 cent in the game? if yes im buying the game!

[robsterbot2006]

hilarious and a agree with charlie brooker the whole way that game is an utter piece of shit and fifty cent is an arse hole apparently he has been shot " 9 times" what a tit

[thegrimripper322]

Bitch took ma skull

[SlasherCheetah]

"50 cent or Fitty as idiots call him..."

[TheObliviousBlackout]

This is one of the worst storylines ever produced for a game ever.

Yes, that sounds quite overly hyperbolic, but this time, I mean it - I don't know why anyone would waste so much money on this shit, consisting of inarticulate dicks trying to make a game.

lol.

[patrickedmund]

Aww man stop being such a cynic.

Do you honestly believe they were trying to produce a top class plot.

This game knows what it is and its ludicrious plot adds to its "charm".

Terence winter wrote the screenplay for 50 cent: Bullet proof. He worte and produced a huge amount of Soprano episodes.

[ollie272]

shut up moron

[GlamMetalhead]

I dont even think 50 cent could get a concert that big his music sucks that bad.

[posthumanfetus]

Funny as hell, but was it supposed to end mid sentence like that?

[IroNick1]

Snag your balls on the edge of the table,go on,you 'massive arsehole fiddy' LOL

[gingerbeer3]

haha... which he'd enjoy.

[thevickyo]

'before long, 50 and his friends do indeed roll'

[baltimoreking2012]

@thevickyo lol

[elrodeo]

That bitch took my skull