Monkey Business

[Donkeythenewmonkey]

if you get rid of Lindsay in the sentence, whether to use "me" or "I" will become apparent

[vilemstraka121]

Jdi do prdele dements

[BLARGHH12]

Brave man :)

[xTheEmilyx]

It's almost February, and I still don't have a Monkey Business shirt, and every time I check your website, it's as if that shirt never even existed :(

[hardigor]

Io non capisco il tuo atteggiamento, cosa c'entra monkey business..??

[TheJCprototype]

that puppy reminds me griffsaur

[waterbaby2122]

Rock Out With Your Cock Out! Awkward Christmas greeting to Rick made me laugh out loud.

[bgbdbrowsk]

Love it Umm I like mentioning sex cuz her dad watches lmao

[WhiteCh0colate1997]

The first six seconds :D

[xXShockSetsInXx]

LOLOL

[Ge0rge249]

Nice tuque

[Onekatmandu]

That hat is adorable!

[tioV05real]

R b'

[ziggystardust7477]

Watch Labyrinth next!

[shallbeknown]

you're so soft.

[JLmusicBase]

I'm a gray person. I'll kill someone but it better be for a good reason.

example. punched a racist once :)

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

@JLmusicBase So you punched someone for having different views then you? Real progressive...

[riotgrrrrl1288]

that hat is hilarious

[bladezero25]

Me and Lindsy

[j2d2wak]

Weird sex.............hooray

[armada2390]

If I was rick I'd punch so hard in your stomach lol

[mtreyes]

do want that beanie!!!

[MrMonkeebalz]

WTF? Her dad watches your videos and you were talking about cuming on her face in a previous one? Are you insane?

If i were her dad you would be dead already

[DigiChan]

@MrMonkeebalz XD Her dad probably knows he says that in a joking sense...lol. We can only hope that he really is joking?

[Blakesaccc]

when i saw this video the views said 133,337...

[TrackStar3200]

Whisper screaming :P <3

[chikmaginet95]

How big is your dick?

[LaAndrea26]

ABOUT SOURCE FED.

1. i love you phil

2. im kinda sad. i feel like u cud be pulling a netflix 'quikster' thing...

3. BECAUSE i think your NAME is just so iconic that people are not gonna appeal so much to a name like 'source fed'<\3

4. phillipdefrancoftw. for one, i WILL subscribe to source fed, but i will also refer to it as the pillip de franco show.

5. i trust ur decision and i hope all is successfool.

-drea from san diego

[JOaksC]

Phil you are so sexy. I would have sex with you while you were wearing that hat.

[msfiregirl27]

This was my birthday :)

[nikkie0111]

you have balls my friend. ha.

[toulouse666]

Phil, of course "whisper screaming" counts, it just proves you're infinitely superior to all the douche bags ass holes that don't have enough communication skills/brains to come-up with a "solution" than screaming like a total moron... hate those fucks...

You are a saint to still talk to your mother though, I would have dumped her a LOOONG time ago.

Bullies deserve what they dish out, period.

[andayy]

Phil, you should do a massive Nation-wide DeFranco Nation meetup in Kansas next year, that'd be epic.

[TCKRD]

Phil I just want you to know that I liked/favorited this video specifically because you mentioned having sex with your girlfriend to deliberately urk her dad. You're hilarious.

[conradasman]

Your very good people-on-camera people better be TOBY TURNER.

[sweetpea012]

i love the hat!

[c001i0]

stupid hat alert...

[mizz3m1ly]

im so distracted by your hat. need.

[ImpassionedPlatypi]

Wow... you have some BALLS mentioning sex when you know her dad watches. That's impressive..

[Tanaen]

where can i get a hate like that?

[weedsamanm]

i use to like monkey business than i took an arrow to the knee

[ItsAudioworm]

Love you too, Rick

[smohan123]

whisper screaming is an excellent idea

[SuperHyperon]

I think he saw the future awkward conversation he was going to have with Rick, whilst he was saying said statement, and you knew from that look he was already disappointed with himself already.

[ienvyzero]

Love the cap. ^_^

[elzabig1]

I know her dad watches this dick move ha ha

[mystnote]

.opens mouth. Please **** my face. I'll insult you all day long.

[Conundric]

Man, poor, poor Rick.

[pupiesarecool]

Philip, would you ever want a pet chimpanzee?

[toulouse666]

@pupiesarecool

No way, remember the woman with no face that was recently the recipient of a face transplant?

NOT a good idea.

[01benkenobi]

where can I buy the hat, i'm serious dude!

[ljboss89]

Phil I've been a big fan for years and I have to say you have the best Bill Cosby impression I've ever seen lol. Keep up the good work man!

[BabYblUe55]

Lmao @ whisper screaming! Love it! Still waiting on my Love poster i ordered a week ago :(

[Toyjetski]

/watch?v=49-q-RNjMQI&feature=m­fu_in_order&list=UL

[1Longshadow]

Your whisper scream is more like a whining voice form the hobbit. lol

[MizzAidaCupcakes]

Whisper-screaming<3 I love your vlogs, you bring so much of yourself into it and seem so natural that it's just awesome. Like one of the best vlogs-blogs in whatever category out there!

[StarKidSev]

Love the sex comment. Poor Lindsay's parents.

[Anglacer]

Nice Hat ;)

- Anglacer™

[prettyimpressive100]

yeah that shout out to Lindsay's dad got u a like right there..

[JonZeroPrime]

awesome hat bro :)

[MEERKAT4PRESIDENT]

I love whisper screaming... And that t-shirt makes me Whisper Screaming the hell out of my vocal chords... BTW can I get them to Ireland.

[JtheEvilDSM]

omg i love the sex comments because her dad watches, lol

[Crazyglues]

I Love that HAT.... -_-

[XxXinlove1XxX]

lol so adoriblee like a little bear

[besties4ever18]

I watched surviving the cut it is intense as fuck...i mean wow....i could never do that, but they've got some sexy people their....just saying, and their LEGS holy shit....fuckin muscular i wish those were mine :(

[ysdoho]

when phil finishes sex, he yells you've been phil'd in

[LaserLizard999]

@ysdoho no he whisper-screams it

[geminikutie6141987]

@ysdoho actually once upon a time he made a comment that he didn't say that after sex because people kept asking him about that

[2ez4EagleEye]

@ysdoho whisper screams* :P

[mypupismup]

@ysdoho actually he whisper screams it.

[devilintent]

@ysdoho bout time someone said it

[JetreFenrir]

@ysdoho whisper screams :)

[VillainousLatino]

@ysdoho

Funny, but THE most used joke about the show....

[InnovativeHD]

@ysdoho so original

[SilenceFalls24]

I adore your hat. I had to watch this twice so I could actually pay attention to what you were saying the first time around XD

[facelessentity93]

doood you need to watch this:

RenwNhL1Te0

add this to the end of the address at the top

michelle bachman being a dumbcunt

[xRiffOstinatox]

Thumbs up for weird sex!!!!

[beatboxerguy]

PHILLLLL!! I WANT YOUR HAT!! :) :)

[14Yoshi]

Where did he get that hat??? Anyone? anyone...?

[Gorrillaking67]

Was Phil high during this video? It just seemed sorta like he was. I don't know.

[playsbba018]

HIPSTER BEANIE ALERT

[yllwphantom]

whisper screaming?? I thought I was the only one who did that o.O my mom is loud so when I argue I am quiet!

[kevintara]

damn does he hate Linz' dad and really hold grudges. men...

[robjla1]

i hate you when you diss the 99%.

[mturf]

whisperscreamingisawesome. it has quite a dramatic effect in conversations :P

[mattse12]

Lindsey caught the bouque phil! do something about it!!

[FoldedPaperFilms]

I whisper scream too. Don't worry Phil. I feel ya.

[Sevandwillow]

Where did you get that hat?

[graphBoy]

Your HAT, I WANT!!

[stoneparkishome]

Hillllarious. Whisper screaming. Thats funny. BIPOLAR!!!! Lol

[h0minid25]

blank stare after sex comment ftw.

[hipsteresk]

hahaha that was really funny......like even funnier then usual

[amordios21895]

@hipsteresk I know, I noticed that to XD I think seeing him laugh, made it like perfect :)

[lVlankilla]

Nice hat.

[darkxdust]

happy day

[vertex546]

I want that hat...

Only watched this for the hat...the sex talk. But mostly just to stare at your hat.

[ArbynAcosta]

H! My age is 16 and I think 60 and above is DEFINITELY OLD...

OR if they stop having sex... That's old

[nonezies]

@ThePiranhaHead WTH

[ThePiranhaHead]

I used to vlog like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee....

[anxietyfreedom]

A really great video, gonna put it up on my Blog and get my subscribers to comment..

[TVlbg]

Can I buy your hat? OMG ITS SO AWESOOME!!!!

[KemicalKarma]

i lol'd so hard when you were loling........lol

[EskimoKid28]

If Phil ran for president i would vote for him in a heartbeat

[springh19]

Verbage and words and stuff.

[ALX2173]

Isnt it your birthday Phil if it is happy birthday

[mrjack1345]

lmao... "i love to mention the sex, because Lindsey dad watches this..." :L

[Evodocturine29]

Whisper screaming NINJA at chow today. Awesomest thing eva. Shoulda been there. One massive game in ft. lee.

[Spongedude1441]

I like your whisper screaming

[rsetienne]

Happy birthdayyy

[themymnb]

that was great Lindsey's dad

[crystalroselove]

You rock, Phil! :)

[sdwattz]

i lol'd hard. :)

[thedevilinmyteacup]

*pronouns and words.

[ftgv1]

aww, i laughed out loud at the sex with linday thing!

[MrElegantElephant]

holy shit new youtube just kicked in!

[airsoftflagstaff]

happy bajana day

[torryrams]

happy birthday!!!

[covertgamer]

is he high?

[007HPeter]

is the "sandwich" the type of sex or both

[lilcj88]

im not even shitting around gimma that hat

[BamsBiggerestFan]

hahah. you're hilarious. Lindsey is a lucky lady. lol

[SageCFC]

" Because her dad watches these videos." made my day Phil. made my day

[1mpervious]

if you dont run for president eventually, this world is pointless

[Plurlifekid]

Who thinks he should wear the hat every thursday?

[peggyloveoscar]

aww, love the hat :D

[GamingPLZ]

Everyone please thumbs up this comment! Phil has to see this video! See what Michele Bachmann is telling these high school kids about gay marraige! HE NEEDS TO SEE THIS!

The video's I'd is "RenwNhL1Te0" - It's not letting me post the link, just add that to the v= part of the URL at the top!

The video's title is Student Challenges Bachmann on Marriage and was uploaded today if you're having trouble getting to it!

PLEASE HELP SPREAD THIS SO PHIL SEES!

[Nirah]

@GamingPLZ Dude, that chick is absolutely ridiculous. If a 16 year has better logic than you, you shouldn't be running for president

[Ravengagepvl]

@GamingPLZ the fact that people who are genuinely that stupid are allowed to run for office, let alone for president, terrifies me.

[eight216]

@GamingPLZ that bitch is a stupid bitch is a stupid bitch

[MrKillerbunny1981]

If you had told us about you hearing your mom scream we would have kept it quieter... have to speak up........  Kind of the same crap you gave .... Rick?..... Just thought i would be one of those haters today.....

[01benkenobi]

HAT!!!

[01benkenobi]

Where to buy that hat ???

[DE72Ar]

dear phily D... i propose you bring back the bitchez be crazy shirt from back in the day.. i want one and cant find it

[klieghen]

Oh man! "I always just like to mention the sex because I know Lyndsy's dad watches these videos ... This is gonna be weird for christmas."

High Five Phil. You are awesome!

[hotfortech]

whisper screaming so doesn't count as screaming... finely someone gets it!

[Pr0haxxxxx0rz4eva]

That hat is hideous.

[ohiohai]

Makes me exciting too.

[jordanmjk0]

i love your hat

[wirz39]

Good video. Hat almost made me hit the dislike though. Almost. 

[citysmile]

happity birppityday

[slrigknaps]

LOL your just awesome phil thats all that can be said

[sakerchick]

Happy birthday, Phil!

[YasminNimsayMatthews]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHILLLLLL :D what did linse get you? ;)

[killroystonekin]

I WANT NETFLIX IN ENGLAND!!! D=<

[reinadelfut]

Happy Birthday Phil =)

[ling455]

Happy birthday :-)

[GuitarDude041]

Oh that's right!! Happy BDay PhillyD!

BTW ROFL from the shout out to Rick...yeah, Christmas will be that much more awkward. :-)

[alg1234567890]

OMG is that a raccoon hat? I've been looking for one everywhere ene I CAN FIND DUCKS AND MOOSE. But not raccoons.

[Tubbyboy13]

You should keep LTA and just make it like it was before movie club.

[aka1gbr]

Thumbs up for weird Christmassessss!

[OpaOpa1281]

Happy Birthday Philip Defranco!!!

[nemonaomify]

PHIL how did you do that whole video without mentioning the hat???

[thedudewhobe]

PHIL CAP THOSE DAMN FANGS FFS !!!!!!

[sugarsweet33]

love the blank stare at 3:18

[mezaweza]

Your dog is so shiny! Is it new?!

[maggiehanna]

Making your girlfriend's dad angry at you always sounds like a good idea.

[johnnyboy28]

That last part was hella funny.

[tootsywhippy]

haha your hat is so cute ^.^

[TheBallsack420]

:31 best phil quote ever

[starshollowkait]

youre so cute

[TheKDPie]

you + puppy = OMG Cute

[SOFIAAAA]

lol funny hat, oh and happy birthday to us

[superlunchbox]

i want that hat!!

[cgjunky]

surviving the cut is AMAZING!!!

[lizweinchester]

its crepy how much you love ur dogs

[nxadmon]

zZZzZ SXE Phil is becoming less cool

[bellasteel86]

lmao that last bit made me crack up so bad the neighbors heard me lol

[worm2200]

how high are you!?! Wake and Bake!!

[IamBakaSan]

hmm. it feels like somethings missing....

OH! if ur Vloggities had an intro like PDS and Stuff Phil Likes....That would be AWESOME :D

[ArtemisFoxcoon]

Phil, where'd you get that awesome hat!!

[MissBlueButterfly28]

yea you seem a bit manic today

[reuterhunter1]

fuck is versitile:D 

[edmund1358]

for a minute there i thought he threw away the dog during that cut

The ending of this video was amazing, just saying.