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  • Oh shit, If I'd be there and my mom was in the room, she'd drag me out of there as soon as she's here the word homosexuality.

  • Haha I use

    Young

    Athletes

    On

    Ice When someone ask me what it is or I use

    Person:Uh you said yaoi

    Me:no I said ya we are planning a ..party * nice lie there -.- *

    Or

    Me:two gay guys one soft bed.what do you think ?

    I only say the third one if I feel like scarring the poor victim - I mean person .

  • My mother would be like "O.o....okaaayyyyyyy awkward...." Me:"oh geez...."

  • @shadowandbliss And that is why I rarely explain it XD

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  • "PFFFT Everyone knows YAOI stands for

    Young

    Academics

    On

    Ice"

    -Klo

  • XD I will NEVER let my mom touch my iPod, it has Yaoi pictures in it xD

    U would be dead with Yaoi, my mom is super strict and would never let me watch anime(I watch anime in secret) so Yaoi is out if the question...plus my family is Christians so they don't like homosexuality(I was the odd one in the family)

    That poor girl...

  • haha one day me and my parents went to sakura con a few years ago and they kept hearing things about yaoi and yuri and kept wondering what they meant. They asked and i said "you might not wanna know." and they kept asking and finally i caved in and said "OKAY FINE! Yaoi is a boyxboy pairing and Yuri is a girlxgirl pairing that usually leads to smexy stuff!" My parents kinda just stared at me for a second, then my mom finally said. "Oh, that's all it was? nice." xD ohh my parents <3

  • @LullabyLockdown if I told my parents that (or told them I watched yaoi and what it meant) they would probably ban me from watching anime ever again... :(

  • my mom saw this and asked me what yaoi was. It went a like this: Mom: What's yaoi? Me: Uh... two people who like each other. Mom: That's it? Me: Not but- Mom: What is it? Me: Whentwoguysmakelovetoeachother­... Mom: What? Me: W-when two guys... do it. Mom: Ohmigod Then she looked on my computer to see what I had drawn on my tablet. It was an... EXPLICIT(lets leave it at that...) GrimmIchi picture and my mom almost told my dad. She used to watch bleach and <3s Ichigo and hates Grimmjow...
  • i have to0 love my mom she knows what yaoi and yuri is but just doesn't care we will sit and joke with each other about it

  • my mom thinks im weird, so she doesnt even know the word yaoi exsists, my friends mother is however, oblivious to it?? She watched a few episodes of hetalia and instead of thinking italy and germany had more then a 'friends' relationship, she was just like "Italy's adorable"

  • The one dislike on this vid must be that girl

  • My mother saw a few yaoi pics in my computer and the only thing she said was: "that is gay"

    >.> yeah, my mom is anti-climactic

  • @Desharata why u got yaoi on yo computer *grin*:D

  • best/horrorifying moment ever was when my mom grabbed a manga book off the shelf of at a book store and it was a yaoi book. the characters were in a very suggestive pose. i was laughing so hard.

  • @ritsuluvdaiki oh, had a similar experience haha!

  • haha, me and my friend have code words for when we talk around our families. Yaoi, we decided would be code-worded as 'Bellhops' and Yuri became 'Apricots' then our pairings spawned from there xP.

    But I feel so bad for that girl. :( I don't honestly know what would happen if I didnt have my yaoi.

    xD

  • I feel that girl's pain. If my mother knew about yaoi she wouldn't let me read or watch anything but Dr. Seuss!

  • I am never going tell my mom what yaoi is. If she somehow hears about yaoi and asks me what it is I'm gonna use "young attractive outgoing intellectuals." that girl was smart to come up with that but not smart enough to come to the convention alone.

  • I am so glad my mom loves yaoi. :'D

  • i never plan on telling my mother what yaoi or yuri is -.-

  • Nope, i came outright and told my mother what yaoi was. I even told her what lemonade was. She stills asks me if there's yaoi in every new anime dvd i buy. In hope i think. Love my mum!

  • 2:6 saiyuki is not yaoi >_>

  • POOR GREG!!

  • I cracked up when he said "HOMOSEXUALITY" really deep in the mic.

  • SEX MAKES BABIES?!

  • monster, sorry.

  • Tentacle monter!

  • *fangirl squeal* omg gojyo!!!!

  • Saiyuki isn't yaoi! :O

  • My mom doesn't know anything about yaoi . . . and if I wanna keep watching anime I have to keep it that way XD

  • @brotherhoodmemb01 XD lol the other day my friend was telling my other friend and I about a this disease. She said "It makes your hair blonde or white, makes your skin get pale and your eyes turn purple-ish", so my friend turned to me and went "Tamaki :D!!"

  • Her daughter was smart. :D

  • young attractive outgoing intellectuals???

    tamaki?

  • ROTFLMFAO!!!!! OMFG!!!! Y.OUNG A.TTRACTIVE O.UTGOING I.NTELELCTUALS.... THAT WAS AWESOME!!! I SHOULD USE THAT ONE. XDXD LOL!! OMG LMAO!!!

  • My friends may daydream about kissing guys, but I'm proud to say that I daydream about guys kissing other guys.. among other things: ) <3

  • If I told my parents what YAOI is theyd send me a asylum and if Itold just about everybody else in my family they shake their heads and say just dont get caught watching it your parents will murder you lol my parents hate Anime period they think its for 5 yr olds I loo at them and say what i watch isnt and walk away and theyre afraid to ask

  • woohoo Greg and Illich in the same room i squealed because i love saiyuki and when Greg talks about yaoi it reminds me of Ouran

  • "Young Attractive Outstanding Intellecuals". I thought I've heard it all. :S

  • See, if I found a badge that said something like, "Proud Yuri / Yaoi Fan Mom," I'd give it to my Mom and lie. Not because I'm afraid of her finding out the definition of the words...But because I think it would be hilarious to have her walking around the entire time, completely clueless.

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  • Gir!!

  • ...fun thought... What would've happened if the real acronym meaning of YAOI was told to the mother and it's meaning?

    YAma nashi

    Ochi nashi

    Imi nashi

    Basically meaning

    No Climax

    No Point

    No Meaning

  • @enkeli19 i think they might go "huh?

  • One person is named Pat Robertson.

  • Young, Attractive, Outgoing, Intellectuals. :3

    Well, it's true.

    Except for the intellectuals are all male & want to have sex.

  • haha i have watched this so maney times for some reason, i guess cuz its so funny XDD also, I luv to read all these comments about parents and the yaoi deel. I have no idea what im ganna tell my parents when it comes up XD but so far I do a realy good job of hiding it XDD

  • @ZMicMac same hahah u go girls\

  • My mom already knows... I just never bring it up. >.> The way I told her was kind of funny.

    Me: Mom...I think that two guys making out and doing other stuff is hot.

    Mom: o.o.....*laughs her ass off*

    Me: *thinking that went well* O.o

  • I told my mom a slight lie. X3 I picked up Loveless and said, "This, is yaoi. Yes, they are both, in fact, male.". XD Then when we were at the bookstore sitting and reading in the manga section(inconveniently in front of the Junjou Romantica section) she picked one up and said, "Candice, why are these plastic wrapped?". Me: "O///O Um, they're explicit sexual things. But, pshh, I dpn't read them...Heh heh". If only she knew I read the most explicit yaoi I can find. LMAO XD Including JR.

  • Oh I forgot to say this, but apparently in Australia Yaoi spelt as Yowie means Big foot O.o

    So, when my mom heard me yell "I LOVE YAOI" once she looked at me and ask "What's yaoi?"

    "Y-o-w-i-e! Yowie is big foot in Australia!"

    Mother:*googles* So that's why you have a lot of yaoi pins and shirts! :D

    Me: *one yaoi shirt has two guys holding hands* Yeah~

  • HAHAHAHA at F.Y.E I had found yaoi dvd xD oh god...my mother who has a thing against gay shows, and a grandma who doesn't support homosexuality.

    Me: *looking at a Junjou Romantica dvd*

    Grandma: Tori..what is that about?

    Me: It's about two brothers who were separated due to their parents divorcing! So the tall guy (Usami) is hugging the little guy (Misaki) since they haven't seen each other in years!

    Grandma: I'll buy it for you, we can watch it at my house.

    Me: *quickly went home after that*

  • saiyuki is a yaoi based anime wtf i never knew my whole life is a lie

  • @cammyNpammy

    I believe that's a misinterpretation... Saiyuki isn't a yaoi manga/anime. Yes, all the protagonists are male, but there are no overtly romantic or sexual overtures between any of them at any point that I can recall.

    However, that's not to say the fanbase for the show has any problems in CREATING romantic and sexual relationships between them in fanart, fanfiction, et cetera. My point is that it doesn't exist in the actual source material.

  • im scared to tell my mom she would be throughing the f bomb around and throwing lamps and who knows wat

    it would be war

  • OW! I.... felt something go pop from laughing so hard. XD

  • Yough

    Atractive

    Outgoing

    Individual

    heh heh yeah...riiight.

  • I have to say "Young Attractive Outgoing Intellectuals" is pretty much the best fake name I've ever heard. That girl was pretty sly.

  • Oh God!! I never realised how...angry, peoples parents got about stuff like this. I'm a halfer (Mom's Japanese, Dad's belgian) and both of them are totally cool with Yaoi and everything, my mom was a total fangirl in her youth (she not as old as that comment makes her sound) and he still reads/watches Yaoi-ish stuff now. Though some of these excuses you guys make are classic ^_^

  • XD greg is so funny XD wen he did kaoru in ouran high school he said the twincest scenes were his favorites cuz he had fun making it extra gay so that Todd was like D: "do I HAVVVE to record this??" xD poor Todd

  • I don't like yaoi or yuri (No offense to anybody. I don't like it, but I have friends who do read yaoi.), so I've never run into this problem.

  • I laughed so hard watching this.

    My mom kinda knew what yaoi was when I got into it, but she didn't know what it really was tell she had to use a computer that I forgot I put yaoi pictures on a year or so ago and one popped up on her screen savers. She didn't really say much about it but my sister that was with her when the picture popped up said that she was really shocked lmao XD

  • @StacyYaoi That is the most amazing thing I have ever read. Your poor sister.

  • i <3 yaoi + yuri :))

  • Oh crap...=.= I hope my Dad doesnt find out what it is when we go to the con....=.= He might drag me to the car throw me in smash my computer and burn my mangas....=.= AND I DONT EVEN LIKE YAOI!!!!!!!

  • o.0 heheheh omg i had to click!!! :OO

  • lol i love this video XP

  • I <3 Yuri

  • i really hope my mom dosent ask what yaoi was :)

  • i told my mom yaoi means: boys like boys and yuri means: girls like girls

  • @inuyashaxkagomefan10 and then shes like oh witch one do u prefer? (i dont think she got it)

  • lol! i'm so lucky my mom never asked.

  • Many men who are paired with each other are young attractive outgoing individuals. It works.

  • Alright for Young Attractive Outgoing Intellectuals! XD LOLOLOLOLOL

  • I remember when i told my mom and sister what yaoi is.They would and still tease me senseless and every time Im watching anime my mom would say "Are u watching your gay porn? I bet every thing your watching is so you should cut back and watch something better" and i would tell her that i dont always watch yaoi but does she and my sister believe me, nope. i probably shouldnt of told them what it was in the first place, but oh well the deed is done

  • This brings back memories... One time at a book store i saw Junjou Romantica and tried to secretly buy it by hiding it under my other books. My mom found it, adult content mangas have plastic wrapping, so she asked the clerk why there was wrapping...i had to explain what yaoi was to my mom and dad...

  • whats mentals?

  • GIVE THE TENTICAL MONSTER SOME LOVE!!!! haha my mom asked me what it all was ...so i told her and she was like O.o dear god what has anime done to you!!! :D i almost died laughing

  • when my dad asked me what yaoi is, i told them, "it's two really sexy looking guys having sex. would you like me to show you some?" he was like O.O "Um, no thanks."

    xDDDDD

  • my parents asked me what yaoi was and i said "gay anime porn"

    and they DIDN'T BELIEVE ME!!!!!!

    so now i can watch it whenever i want and they don't care because they thought i was kidding...

  • @mangachick203 thats awsome! my mom knows what it is and just leaves the room when i watch....or i close the screen down so i don't get yelled at... lolz

  • @ChouBunny lolz.

    I watched some with the sound on with my parents in the room and no joke my dad said "that sounds pretty violent should you be watching it?" I just about died laughing

  • my parents think im a lesbo just coz i like yaoi

    =/ i dont see how yaoi has anything to do with my orientation unless im a guy

  • @LastLaughFilms lol one of my straight guy friends steals my Gravitation manga all the time and reads them. He told me to tell him when I get the rest of the series. Sadly, I only have the first two volumes. TToTT

  • Sadly, My stepfather loved amine as a teenager, so he knows what yaoi is....So I'm basically screwed if they find out that I like yaoi....^-^"

  • when tentacle monsters want love it's called what?

  • yea whenever my mom would catch me watchiing yaoi which has only been once i just told her that one of them was a girl,yeah i think i was watching papa to kiss in the dark and i told her that the one with the purple hair was a girl (because at the moment i couldnt remember his name) and she said o ok, and then walked away but then i was putting a comment on youtube and it had the word yaoi in it but i didnt lie when she asked i told her it was a type of anime then she just said ok........weirdo

  • and right now, im trying to let my mom let me to go tucon alone... just so i can look at all the yaoi :D ahh... yaoi. i hated it at first... but secretly wanted to watch it sooo bad. and ever since i saw it.. i've been addicted. screw crack, weed, and meth. I've got yaoi.

  • lmao. my parents know i was gay anime. but they think i watch lesbian anime too... but i don't!!! graaahhh! i've seen otome wa boku ni koishiteru and kashimashi and i my me strawvberry eggs but they're all gender benders. e.e grahh!! and its overly awkward when they bring it up. e.e and i remembered i told my mom what yaoi yuri and hentai was once. and after that, i think she assumed i watched it all. but i never told her i was into it... but of course she probably already assumed xD

  • i was talking with my friend on the phone bout junjou romantica, and my mom walked in and was like, wat you talkin bout? and i had it on speaker phone and my friend was like YAOI!! and then my mom was like wats yaoi, and i sat there while my friend told her everything there is to know about yaoi. when she was finished, mom looked at me like O.O and i was like D:

  • you mean it doesn't stand for young attractive outgoing individuals? o.o

    XD lol

  • @wherokee178 Now I know what to tell my dad so I'm not violently maimed.

  • @15taileddemonwolfIta haha i wonder what my parents would say XD no doubt they'd watch it to see the young attractive individuals and then find out the truth lol

  • just never get caught watching a yaoi duojinshi of the pairing royxed from fma. I said 'ed was a girl and it was drama manga book with violence and such in it and that was just one of the scenes' and he was like 'damn she's flat chested' but he beleived me XD but at fisrt he was like 'what the...'

  • .... ahahahahahahahaha

  • My grandpa is a yaoi fan. Cx

  • @Kyumi206 WOW

  • @Kyumi206 I LOVE YOUR GRAMPS!

  • @Kyumi206 u have an awsome grandpa!!!

  • @Kyumi206 your grandpa rocks

  • @Kyumi206 You're grandpa is awesome!

  • @MrsCamui lol omg xD

  • @Kyumi206 your grandpa is awesome

  • Mom: So, what's yaoi?

    My friend: guy on guy action. :D

    Mom: ... So, I guess that yuri is...

    Me: yea.

    Mom: You know I will love and support you 100%, right? You should've told me you were gay sooner--you know that I love you, right?

    My friend: *dying of laughter*

    Me: *slams head on the car door* *groans*

  • On a funny yaoi related note, I've heard that Greg Ayres is going to be the english dub actor for some majorly popular yaois that FUNimation is buying. He'll be in Aki No Kabusi the remake, and "No Money" He plays the little ones. And the Lead in Boku No Sexual Harrisment" I hope these roumers are true!!

  • When I was still living with my mom I told her What it really ment.

    "Yaoi is a Japanese word, which is actually something of an acronym. It comes from "Yama nashi, Ochi nashi, Imi nashi", which means "no climax, no point, no meaning"

    And told her the Yaoi Manga was just a fun way of saying it was raw entertainment, and that we were reconizeing that nothing would come of it. IT was an inside joke for Anime fans!She belived me until she googled it.

    I left out the bit about gay sex... >.>

  • i saw a shirt that said something about yaoi on it and my mum asked what it was, i did not know what it meant so i asked the girl wearing it what it meant and when she told me i was like...."oh...seriously?" and my mum was like "well bloody hell...people are into those sort of things?" lol XD

  • lol my mom knows what it is and says she cries at night because her daughter is into guys doing it XD

  • My mother knows exactly what yaoi is...an thinks I'm utterly nuts...But I'm am utterly nuts anyway so its all good.

  • totally could have pulled off yaoi as standing for something like young academics on ice or something, had my at my first con, a fangirl asked for yaoi out of me and my friend ._. according to my other group member, my mom stood there asking herself where she went wrong when my friend and me hugged for the pic ._.

  • at my school, yaoi = young academically outstanding individuals.

  • Luckily my mom dosn't care she watched Junjou Romantica with me XD and my dad is clueless as to why I asked him to buy me a paddle with the word Yaoi writen across it XD

  • I <3 Yaoi! I don't know why, but it's interesting and addictive at the same time.

    My mom asked me what yaoi and yuri were. I said yaoi is for anime fansgirls mostly, and vise versa for yuri. For some reason that wasn't good enough an explanation for her, cuz THEN she decided to look it up on the internet. Needless to say, I am now on anime parental block.

  • thats so mean DX omg i woulda killed him DX but hes still funny XD i was alredy cought wit yaoi twice XD

  • Lucky for me my mom doesn't care what I do watch or read so I have Yaoi posters on my walls and stuff... weirdly enough she doesn't want me watching real porn but cartoonized porn is a-okay xD ahh I love Yaoi :3

  • Unfortunatly my dad knows what hentai is, so I can't wear badges like that.

  • my mom asked me what yaoi, yuri, and hentai ment and i said it is an anime thing, u wouldn't understand.

  • I feel so sorry for that poor child. Granted this was years ago. But still. Luckily I am an adult and do not have to worry what mom thinks. XD

  • Ohhh Greg makes me lulz so much!

  • O___o

    proud yaoi fan-MOMS?!!?

    dear lord....

  • I have told my mother nothing of Yaoi, Hentai, or Yuri, I'm 20 so my mom does not have anything to do with my anime obsession. BUT if I was 14 and she took me to convention because she loves me....I soooo would've gotten the look, and the talk all in the same day.

  • is saiyuki really yaoi-based??? I'd be surprised. Then again, they did dub Gravitation.

  • @Chuckelz97

    im not surprized

    you kno goku's and sanzo's relationship is *ahemahem* boarderline

    so lets just call it shonen-ai

  • @animefanatic33 yeah I can see them as a couple XDDD ok so maybe it is SOME sort of boy's love lol.

  • @Chuckelz97 i dont think saiyuki is yaoi based but the author has written a few yaoi mangas

  • aww i love koaru,,,er i mean... greg ayers!!! <3 lol XD

  • Pfft. I let Attack of the Show tell my mom what yaoi was (with examples!). Might as well prepare her for a convention. XD

  • @ConverseG1rl They had that on Attack of the Show?

  • @SoulSlayerBlade Yup, it was a WTF thing. They were expressing their shocked reaction to Kirk/Spock and other pairings from the Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean.

  • xD pffff my mom watches yaoi with me lmao, i just feel bad for my boyfriend xD

    "When a boy likes another boy it's called yaoi, when a girl likes another girl it's called yuri, when a tentical monster wants to love it's called hentai" xD lmao

  • @hichixichifoeva My mom watche yaoi with me as well - I thought we were the only ones, Im not sure if my bf knows hehe......

  • @hichixichifoeva Just pop in some Ouran, Fruits Basket, etc., and tell your boyfriend, "homework time...observe, enact, learn!" haha ;)

  • @hichixichifoeva

    I wanna watch Yaoi with my mom XDD Does she like it? xDD

  • xD *actually sank down in seat with laughter at what the girl told her mom Yaoi meant* That IS a good cover to tell parents that are totally against ANYTHING homosexual! XDD Good thing I never mention my love of yaoi around MY parents. >.>;

  • when a tentacle monster wants love it's called what?

  • Is Greg against yaoi?

    Like, if I ask him to moan "Dai!" will he be insulted?

  • @IHATEMARKTWAIN I don't think he'll be insulted xDD In another panel he said that he isn't embarrased by who he plays and stuff like that, But Idk if he'll do it.

  • When my mom asked what yaoi was, I stole a quote from a website. "Basically it's two men having sex." She walked away and has never questioned my strange words again. xD

  • i just luv greg ayres ^^

  • I never had that problem. when i first started, i was a hardcore yaoi fan. so when i told my mom she was ok with it. i like told her what fanfics or what ever i read or watched. when i got a little older it got a bit embarrassing, she never showed disgust or anything. so nowadays i hide her the fact that i still like yaoi, even thoug i'm not that obsessed about it anymore.

  • Oh wow, my mom knows I like yaoi. But I avoid bringing it up 'cause it freaks her out.

    But I watch it with my little brother all the time, and he runs up to my mom and goes, "She likes gay men!!" *sigh*

  • Well, okay. I'm a loser. But if anything, at least my little bro isn't going to homophobic, haha! Which is saying something, considering we live in Utah.

  • haha i live in utah too XD and i still havent told my mom yet (even though im 99% sure she'd be ok with it, since we go to pride and support gay rights and all that^_^'). it would just be really awkward

  • i want your little brother! * not in a weird way! * he sounds adorable! how old is he?

  • lol, 8. You know, gotta start 'em early. And he's already cosplayed! He was deemed "Chibi Roxas" at the con.

  • XD are you gonna have your kids watching yaoi? you have to read Aoi House, it's a story about 2 guys that get plopped into a house full of Yaoi fan girls.

  • @enkeli19 That Sounds hilarious. All of my guy friends have gotten used to it by now, thankfully Haha!

    I haven't read it, but I heard about this manga 801-chan (or something like that) that's about the boyfriend of a yaoi fangirl. lol

  • @GaarasOnlyCookie Realy?! There's a seires out there with a plotline like that? I'm sooo gonna read it!!

  • I told my parents Yaoi meant candy. And yuri mean to do a festive jig. xD I was wearing a will yuri for yaoi pin so, to them, the pin said will do a festive jig for candy. xDD

  • Best comment so far. :B

  • ROFLMAO!

  • @Aisho159357 I have the same thing, and I just told my dad that he wouldn't get the ref. unless he watched Utena. He's never asked me a THING abuout it since.

  • now the only question is if how long you can keep it up.

  • @Aisho159357 you could always also tell your parents that Yuri means lily, you wouldn't be lying to them ^-^

  • @Aisho159357 win

  • @Aisho159357 Nice :D I should pull that prank on my mom :D

  • @Aisho159357 holy F that is one ofthe best comments i've read thanks for the laugh =)

  • @Aisho159357 omg that is what im DEFINATLY telling my parents now!!!! XD

  • @Aisho159357 THAT is brilliant! If my mom ever asks what it is....I am stealing that. Hope you don't mind. :)

  • My mother saw me wearing an 'I ♥ YAOI' badge and asked what yaoi was...

    I told her it was a character from Naruto. ._.''

  • @OhNoeFrerard lol That's funny! XD One of my friends was writing a yaoi story, and her mom walked in and asked her what she was writing, and she goes, "...Gore." o___o And her mom was like, "So you're up here writing 'gore'?" And she answered "...yup."

  • omg.... i cant believe he told my story...

    lawl nah just jk omg thats hilarious i feel so sorry for taht chick..

  • My mom doesn't care that I like yaoi. I'll be sitting on the computer and she walk in and be like "Looking at Yaoi" and I'll just say "Yep" then she goes on with her day. My Dad knows and he doesn't care either and thinks it funny that I like it. My Grandma knows too and thinks is strange but doesn't say anything about it in a negative way.

  • lol

  • BHAHAHA what a GREAT way of hiding what Yaoi means to your parents XD

  • 'tis what she gets for lying, XD