Unlikely Things To Hear In A Quiz Show - Mock The Week - Series 9, Episode 10, Preview - BBC Two

[Gearfreid]

Half a G for 60? Hell no. It best be some premium shit for that sort of price tag.

[maxopaxo1999]

lol - 2:04

[Jakhjam]

After the last joke, look at the number two and see where the center is pointing at. 2:33

[gnomieeee]

love jack whitehall hahaha

[FalconsPOWN2]

Andy at the end

lol

[oAllenUKo]

... Deal.

[AngusTheWolf]

burn to Nick Griffin. but im sure hes used to it :)

[didgeman987]

fucking cant stand chris addison

[BryanWithNoB]

Loool love it at 1:23 haha!

[JimmyIsTheBest1]

1:30 embarassment

[xtheEPICASSASSINx]

I. Don't get the Dale Winton joke?

[FreddyVanHalen5150]

@xtheEPICASSASSINx He's gay. In his bottom. Anal sex. Family friendly stuff :P

[Kaynas1988]

''I'm Dale Winton and you've got to be in it to win it and by that of course I mean my bottom''

[tehn00bpwn3r]

"It's the banker, he says he's got your kids"

Oh wait that's when it used to be good.

[Jeffnumber1fan09]

WTF was Chris Addison doing at 1:22? LOL

[seaton125]

@Jeffnumber1fan09 shining like the genius he is!!!!

[Jeffnumber1fan09]

@seaton125 LOOOL. He is a legend

[MagePerform]

I love when the comedians work with each others joke!

[bluesteelsaxophone]

andi osho is one of the few funny female comedians

[aketxess]

One of my one.

For 2 grand, what dies Heather Mills use to shave her legs?

A black&decker sander and a polisher

[crazycarey666]

£60 For a Half Gram? Damn The Prices Have Gone Up Since The Recession Started XD

[SmileForInsanity]

@JaguarPawww Have you had your pills yet?

[JaguarPawww]

@SmileForInsanity you are quick on the draw, sad lonely little specimen you are, fuck off and die in a hole you will not be missed, typical little boring human annoyed at everything and every body, be gone.

[SmileForInsanity]

Why is everyone going on about Andi's racism jokes? On other videos I could understand but this one was not about being black, it was just about the BNP

[SamOwenI]

that last one... be honest, how many of you thought Andy was rubbish?

[KT926]

After Andy says "I mean my bottom" I would have come forward and said "No deal"

[Ident1ty08]

the last one is fucking hilarious

[Gryphon950]

Who are the Fritzles and Wests?

[SamOwenI]

@Gryphon950 wikipedia?

[1995JWard]

@Gryphon950

Josef Fritzel and Rose West

[Gryphon950]

@1995JWard who r they?

[m3turner19]

you've got to be in it to win it

[kepone405]

And this question for 100 pounds, what is your PIN number?

[puranappu]

mtw is not what its used to be without frankie boyle and russel howard. most of these jokes are alright. but not hilarious like it used to be.

[JaguarPawww]

that black bird always jokes on racist, fucking blacks are obsessed with it

[Ident1ty08]

@JaguarPawww yeh, then they go and have a fit when we make one minor comment, pahh.

[SmileForInsanity]

@JaguarPawww Please, please tell me your being ironic.

[CMakaveli91]

If Hugh leaves this show dies

[AutisticPersona]

@CMakaveli91 He won't leave, he likes the job too much.

[Shougunner]

This format is so fucking sloppy since there was a lack of decent comedians.

[twilla96]

this is my favorite part of the show because of the way they hesitate to step down to the microphone.

[viney50567]

just came from 'unlikely things to see on this years exams', Hugh makes exactly the same joke about what is your pin number

[TheYoo2b]

@viney50567 a lot of hugh's jokes are either about car insurance, pin numbers or sponsored by some corporation. he basically uses the same 3 punchlines over and over again.

[DjTokenMusic]

@TheYoo2b but god damn the car insurance jokes are funny. even when you see them coming.

[penroseandsmith]

7 people chose not to deal

[alexrockclimber]

who is the weird looking guy with the big glasses on the right?

[KatieFromEngland]

Chris Addison hell yeah ftw!

[bethspanswick]

"£60 for half a gram of coke. Deal or no deal?"

"deal" lol

[ILOVEHASSELHOFF]

@bethspanswick stupid comment

[ILOVEHASSELHOFF]

@bethspanswick stupid comment

[crispychickeninferno]

The only female comedian that I've actually found funny.There quiet a few female comedians but none of them are actually FUNNY.

[izzyGO52]

@123paramoreaddict123 Or... that they are a FEMALE who is a COMEDIAN... but that's just me...

[failrailtf2]

@123paramoreaddict123

There are actors and actresses. Go get pissy about that.

[rtozier2011]

@failrailtf2 I'm not getting pissy, but I call them all actors.

[failrailtf2]

@crispychickeninferno

It's a shame that so many people feel the need to put her down just because a lot of her humour is based on her race. That's Chris Rock's entire schtick, bet they don't give a damn there.

[EdeLovesGerrard]

LOOOL and why is hugh obsessed with PIN numbers? ahahaha 

[EdeLovesGerrard]

Hugh Dennis and Chris Addison are fucking brilliant in my opinion.

[GameGeezerGibbo]

Heh, love how Jack Whitehall can laugh about the whole coke thing

[Denarpsaurus]

Without sounding bad, the girl, I'm not entirely sure what her name is; Is she capable of doing any jokes non-racial related?

[TORCH5095]

@Denarpsaurus not from what iv seen and although her race jokes are pretty funny at first they get really boring really quickly

[SmileForInsanity]

@Denarpsaurus On her stand up she does less.

[la4france]

WHOSE THE GIRL?



[rachel11smith]

@la4france

Andi Osho?

[pangdogmichael]

i thought it's more like 40 quid for a gram...

[pacmandem]

@pangdogmichael lol ok grandad.

Snap back to reality.

[xXGoLdEn8BoYXx]

i miss russell :(

[TheHifive5]

@xXGoLdEn8BoYXx i miss frankie

[Kaynas1988]

@TheHifive5 I definitely miss Frankie

[RayeInfinityMoon]

neardy specky no mates

[Mattscriv313]

sixty quid for half a gram of coke is a rip off...

[LordLokust]

And by that of course, i mean my botto-PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[IoEstasCedonta]

Cop math.

[jammiification]

lol jack. lol.

[MrRoyboy96]

@UnravThreads agreed

[IrishDayDreamer2]

Who's that on the end? Disco Stu?

[xourtimeisnow]

Jack is brilliant. :3

[e2number1]

PISS OFF, IM BUSY

0:22 ROFL XD

[xnihpseht]

1:25 Sooooo true! Damn´em!!

[TheTimster90]

Who's the bloke who looks like a 70s guy?

[Moggers1990]

@TheTimster90 Carl Donnelly. His set on Dave's One Night Stand was awesome :)

I'm guessing you mean the guy with the huge glasses and the weird perm :p

[TheTimster90]

@Moggers1990 That's the one, cheers

[pretenditsagoodworld]

DEAL!!

[13Bee1]

nerdy specky knobby no mates cracked me up at the start. is that an english insult? ahahaha i love it

[Daleksaresupreme1]

@13Bee1 yep one of our best

[pangdogmichael]

the bankers jokes was the best in a while

[bearcataquatic]

The top answer was piss off

I laughed so hard i nearly pissed myself

[elybubbles]

"My bottom."

[MrRoyboy96]

@ThatGirlWithTheCards ikr? I think he's trys way too hard to be funny

[KitsuneProject]

"CONGRATULATIONS! you win absolutely..... Fuck All"

[KitsuneProject]

"Which machine is MORE OF A RETARD? ist..."

"A. 20Q"

"B. Number Johny Five"

"or C. A Computer"

[tisFrancesfault]

£60 for HALF a GRAM!! somebody's getting ripped off there like.

[sultanofsick]

does MTW have a time machine? because that one guy was taken right the fuck out of the 70s.

[Mataiodragon]

1:10 the best part

[25alo2514m]

i find it hard to believe non of them mentioned mock the week O.o

[oshadak]

Andy Parsons finished off the best!!

[batesy1996]

at 0:44 whats his name?

[ThatGirlWithTheCards]

@batesy1996 Carl Donnelly :)

[MrRoyboy96]

Chris Addisons bankers edition weakest link joke was good, but he totally killed it when he came back and started acting fucking stupid

[ThatGirlWithTheCards]

@MrRoyboy96 He ALWAYS acts stupid. That's why I don't reckon him as a comedian.

[UnravThreads]

@MrRoyboy96 Chris doesn't act fucking stupid. He *is* fucking stupid.

[J4YM5]

1:10 mint

[englishguy2010]

I love how the black comedians always handle the race jokes.

[F1NNAZ]

I hate it when the selfish bastards in the comments post a quote of the jokes. People are watching this, let us watch it without you ruining the jokes because you want some thumbs up. Get some friends. Your not funny.

[Lew15CFC]

andy's last joke lmfao

[KT926]

I'd say: "You have one life line left, phone a friend. You're gonna use it? OK, Direct Line? It really is quite straight forward!"

[brindley111]

All the black girl does is say racist jokes

[EP3197]

@brindley111 She didn't tell any racist jokes?

[AlexDalby95]

@EP3197 listen to the first one again 

[EP3197]

@AlexDalby95 What Nick Griffin/ Rasheed. Yeah... no she is making fun of the fact Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP, is racist towards Middle eastern people, Rasheed being a common name from that area.

[rajivk91]

What's the resurrected 1960's rock star doing there?

[KitsuneProject]

@rajivk91 "No! It's Not A Test, It's A FUCKING EXAM BOOKLET"

[TheSatanshunter]

go to 1:30 and the strange similarity XD

[Rubes266]

The sad thing is Jack Whitehall wasn't kidding... (:

[abthenoob]

LOFL! you have to be in it to win it, and by that i mean my bottom!!! LMFAO!!!

[Fallout1999]

No Deal



[50joshie]

cant wait 2 see chris addison live in february

[weetziestarr]

If you're going to insist on voting up a quote, at least make sure the quote is right.

[xN4THxTH3xDEM0Nx]

£60 for half a gram is pretty expensive... although jack will pay so fuck it

[MsKatieboo97]

1:19 hmmm chris said that then but he's in the natwest adverts now -_- makes you wonder

[LSAPictures]

STOP SAYING STUFF OFF THE VIDEO WE ALL JUST F*CKING SAW!

[lotsiepotsie]

'Welcome to the Weakest Link: Banker's edition. You've banked nothing, saved nothing, yet you still have a bonus.' LAUGHED SO HARD

[masonstade]

...and the £10,00 question is....

What has resulted in the largest amount of deaths:

a)Cancer

b)9 11

c) World war 1 and 2

d) Ryan Air

[lordlewisuk]

lol at the 1st laugh after andys last joke

[LucyyEllen]

welcome to junior mastermind our annual competition to find our best nerdy specky nobby no mates in 2010.

[BrothersSilentium]

I love the irony that Chris Addison is now doing adverts for a bank.

[Suprahampton]

@BrothersSilentium Im pretty sure Direct line is an insurance company

[BrothersSilentium]

@Suprahampton Still not so much difference in the industry.

[TheWeepingCorpse]

cash my gold

[clinmaan]

i luv andys proud face after his last joke

[Bleue95]

Andy has gotten so much funnier since Frankie left :D

[3darkn1t]

@Bleue95 Frankie always overshadowed the others since his jokes were so much darker and based on reality of life most of the time. Andy, it seems, also has fairly dark jokes but pales compared to Frankie's

[Bleue95]

@3darkn1t dark jokes aren't always necessarlity the best... yes frankie is good and was probably the best when he was on the show all im saying is that andy has improved greatly since he left :P

[Efreeti]

Deal.

[barnwellbabz]

I love Jack Whitehall.

[jpjpd]

i love laughter explosions hahaaa

[jpjpd]

@JUKProductions most do

[WTFreakinHell]

LET'S TAKE 'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[11jansza]

"60 quid for half a gram of coke. deal or no deal?"

"deal".

jack is so funny :D

[IoEstasCedonta]

£120/g? That's some cop math there.

[FinalFantasyAerith]

Jack is so funny <3 He's fit ^.^

[Hanpantheflyingman8D]

MY BOTTOM-PFFFTAHAHA. <-- That laugh, oh god it's epic.

[PunkiKidd98]

LOL! I dont normally like Andy Parsons,but thatwas funny xD

[AngelBiLove]

Deal

[forgotmeballs]

People please stop fucking whining that Boyle is gone.

[sheilatakeabow1990]

I like the fact that Jack Whitehall can laugh at the whole cocaine scandal.

[RPGaddictC]

0:11 LOL

[MyeMyeSweet]

This is like whose line is it anyways! :D

[starflutterby]

@MyeMyeSweet It's Jack Whitehall's line...

[MyeMyeSweet]

@starflutterby oh no, there is an old American show by the name of "whose line is it anyways" or do you know that and you just jokin? lol

[e7l13]

@MyeMyeSweet actually whos line is it anyway was originaly english but it got cancelled over here, but carried on in the states, it used to be hosted by that guy with the big head. (forgotten his name)

[MyeMyeSweet]

@e7l13 interesting! Haha. Oh and the bigger man... drew something?

[thamutebutton]

@MyeMyeSweet Drew Carey XD

[MyeMyeSweet]

@thamutebutton Thank you! thats actually been bugging me :D

[thamutebutton]

@MyeMyeSweet hahahaa, dont worry about it:D

[yozzer56]

@e7l13 Clive Anderson?

[e7l13]

@yozzer56 oh yh, i thought it was clive something =)

[alcockell]

@e7l13 Clive Anderson.

[starflutterby]

@MyeMyeSweet Yeah I know the programme, I was referencing Jack Whitehall allegedly being in possession of cocaine... lines of cocaine :D

[MyeMyeSweet]

@starflutterby Oh. see, i didn't know that... i barely know the celebrity culture out here in the states, let alone across that puddle. lol

[CabooseNor]

can't fookin hear it on this laptop

[paterson0905]

who's the girl? she's actually quite funny

[8Dicecoldbaby]

@paterson0905 Andi Osho :)

[dim432]

Im richard whitely DU DU DU DU DUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

and im jeef sturling i sound like Jack nickolson!

[ohemmeffgeee]

DEAL!

[Wysthric]

Dale Winton joke - amazing.

[jabbafeet]

Not as good without frankie Boyle :(:(:(:(

a bit funny tho XD

[TheGorilla94]

nerdy nobby speccy no mates looool

[GreenyyMan]

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