Singapore English

[MrBossini1999]

Nazi lemak, big cock! Singapore got special food...

[driftsilvia16]

Don't hate on the citizens, rather hate on the men in white who are sucking our money

[Skyel527]

To combine the sentence structure and way of speaking 4 languages into one requires SKILLS. Can you foreigners achieve that?

[mervyczech]

like like like

[mervyczech]

hahahahaha

[tomxamuel]

that's horrible

LOL

[DestroyerDeLune]

@MangoMadness1966 Ya ikr, I'm a Singaporean too Singlish rocks!

[MangoMadness1966]

To Foreigners that hate sg, First of all im a singaporean.And I know that Singaporeans have their own language to communicate with other singaporean.. That is singlish. Singlish is a mixture of chinese, hokkien,Malay and cantonese.. To speak singlish is a skill. When u go to coffee shop .. Or kopotiam. Not all singaporean speak like the auntie speak..singlish rocks! Proud to be singaporean and Asian rules!

[Jiawei241993]

hahahaahahahahahahhaha

[Hard92Style]

just like the phua chu kang slang. hahahahhaa

[TheStarzed]

please be reminded that not all singaporeans speak lousy english.Only the older generation ppl speak like that

[ArchiveEverywhere]

@TheStarzed It's not "lousy English", it's a creole. Being called "Singlish" hasn't helped its cause in that sense.

[iwanfishz9]

No way! you not gonna formed a campaign?

Go ahead , you get my bloody vote.

why should i changed myself?

i am a mighty fine person in public thank you very much.

Been an A-hole on the network from time to time dosen't really describe my overall character.

Start small then , be a teacher. Pass on your eloquence speech to our future generations.

You have my support buddy.

[iwanfishz9]

@wongchunwei1 CORRECT MY GRAMMER AS WELL!

it is a fun mini game!

[iwanfishz9]

@wongchunwei1

Oh my , calm your tits for a moment pal.

Looks like someone is pissy hoho.

i say why don't go do something about this little "problem" we are having instead of preaching on it via youtube.

Start a little campaign maybe.

Honking about it on the interweb isn't going to improve our speech skills deariee.

[xJeanica]

@wongchunwei1 Alright alright.. But seriously, your english isn't the best. You do not have to try so hard to speak perfect english.

[iwanfishz9]

@wongchunwei1 it makes me roll on the ground smartass.

[cvl85]

Singlish is way more expressive then English.. Singlish = improved version of English.

[xJeanica]

@wongchunwei1 Your english isn't that good either...

[IdyllicLoveBird]

I love Muttons to Midnight ... Best radio duo i've ever heard. :D

[jcsyg]

it makes me laugh all the time i watch it

[Sodierof4tuneBabi]

KIASI~OR~KIASU

[usteusteo1]

Foreigners can do better than singaporeans . Thats a fact .

[klinyl]

Don't like the way singaporeans talk then don't come Singapore lah fucking foreigners

[meowcat8686]

@klinyl calm down i think this video was meant as a joke not to intentionally insult people ok

[q10sk2]

well......龜笑鱉無尾

[zhangzhenzz]

tragedy

[UnkwnownGod]

sounds a chinese speaking english

[paliwoo]

@UnkwnownGod yep, thats how is like over there in singapore and malaysia too

[TheSpeaknoevil]

• Singaporeans pronounce flour as /flɑ:/ instead of /flaʊ-ə/. The dictionary says that both American and British pronunciation is /flaʊ-ə/.

Singaporean teachers pronounce and teach their pupils to pronounce flour as / flɑ:/. And in an oral examination, if this word appears in the reading passage, the pupils who pronounce it correctly are penalised.

---- I'd like native speakers from England, US, Canada, Australia and New Zealand to post in to prove me right.

[effiepoh]

I realised cock is coke

[caojing62]

明明是华人国家，国语定英语，真是可惜。

[potion123456]

lol i wonder wats the colour of the drink.

black or white

[Vess1an]

cock!!! big cock !!!  cock !!

[metarayliao]

@Vess1an That's awesome! LOL

[kikyou751998]

oh, that's terrible.

[EugenKaalikas]

I think they both had a terrible accent!

[OnlyQuotingBecause]

it isnt at its best thats all i can say.

[88Asir222]

Is this a lolcow milking factory that produce epic lulz?

[EugenKaalikas]

Sorry but who spoke English worse? The male or the female?

[Fillet1703]

That wat we are

[viola128]

I do agree that singlish is fun. problem is most singaporean can't "switch" when needed--i hear singlish in formal occasion very often. Some of us actually think that singlish is correct english. However, i do know that most educated singaporean write very good english! Should we "promote" singlish? .......

[Danteax]

They have their own version of English. That doesn't make it bad, it makes it different. Hoopty do.

[souwanaplay]

Neither of you speaks English. So what is the point of this video?

[ZacEffron]

I always wondered how we managed to obtain this corrupted form of English in the first place. Personally, when I talk to people in Singapore, I get goosebumps. ._.

[wiicmario]

This video is a classic, love this video..... Thanks for sharing.

[hemdy247]

small, medium cock available.. lol..

[AhGaybird]

Singapore wan sui. who not happy with our Singlish, deal with it. Its our Specialty.

[littlelovedrunker]

@DeliciousDivo you know, i bet most people can speak proper english when necessary. i, for one, use singlish with my friends because it is much easier for us to communicate this way. And btw, Singaporean English is exactly why i LOVE this country. it makes us unique.

[MangosteenOne]

For all those who are out there and think this video is about Singlish/Manglish: It is full of SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS! Marcus, you should take a bucket of water and pour it over yourself: you stink and you are dirty! The auntie has no clue what you are USING her for! As you know, Marcus, we have a saying in our part of the world: Kurang ajar, man!

[bellyclass]

The Auntie is cute, very cultural.

[dextroify]

Singlish ( chinese english ) is not recognized in the world

[SlowRkers]

@dextroify Singlish its Singaporen English, and not Chinese English cause its made up of 4 languages such as Malay, Indian , English and Chinese. If Chinese + English its Chinglish its in China.

[Ricktomasson]

It is understandable. English is not their native language, it is not a big deal.

[ZacEffron]

@Ricktomasson Probably the British trying to teach local Singaporeans English. Ultimately it failed badly. (back then in 1819 there were about 4 races with different languages in Singapore)

[kelvinhey98]

lol singlish rocks ttm

[heatherngain]

hahhaha pple this is just for entertainment.

[LOLZXXO123]

LOLZ!!!!

[MichaelJacksonwithJ5]

who cares, i love singapore english! i love it!

[DeliciousDivo]

Good lord, Singaporean English is exactly WHY I hate this country! I feel blessed to have learned English in a US-English speaking home.

[SeraphimFaith]

@DeliciousDivo Hating a country for such a reason...? Maybe you should learn how to appreciate other countries' culture and slang. It's not the best thing, but it still makes us, us.

[SlowRkers]

@DeliciousDivo US-english speaking home? ..... sian ah can die sia. Listening to that horrible slang, very irritating.

[bhaibhai22]

They are all mental cases. Like fart, as they say.

[SuperEminemBoy]

You can see Chinese people in Malaysia speaking like that, too.

[AzfarulGiantz]

MANGLISH SINGLISH <3

[tae9x]

why mean comments, guys?

This is freaking hilarious =)))))))

ahahahahhaa~ it's fun stuff, don't take it too serious :) .

[starfuzziestpal25]

big cock!!!!!!!!!!

[mcsauce3]

sucks english!!wat the fuck!

[alabm661]

LMAO At 0:52 !!!!!!!  xD

[emiratesccwannabe]

the commentator speaks bad english himself and he laughs at the lady on the phone? I dont get it! 0_0

[fantichklover]

@emiratesccwannabe the radio personalitiy is just speaking the way he is because he's trying to "communicate" with the auntie. Obviously he doesn't talk like that when he's on the radio doing his normal show. DUH. Vernon has been on the radio for ages man.

[SeraphimFaith]

@emiratesccwannabe It's just for laughs. Don't take it so seriously.

[Enoa7]

@emiratesccwannabe

only asian understand this, especially southeastern

[IslamioRazino7]

i have big cock!

[steelix18]

lol stupid idiotic chinese ppl....even now in the current generation there are stupid idiots like that...haha sub me

[blackapple000]

Ghost those guys got nothing to do,WKWKWKWKWK

[litakshing]

rubbish, go dead.



[LaurenzoFang]

ahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahaha­hah this really kills me^^

[justalivehan]

崩溃到内牛满面

[97GoldenCat]

(Y) Singlish ;D aiya liddat students study singlish enuf liao :) exam ah more easier one de ... :)))

[irenewb]

hahhahahhahahahahahaahahaha LOL

[anticliche321]

we also got big cock... hmmm what type of place is this..

[Orplie]

Medium cock? Big cock is also good!

Oh, I laughed so much...

[EllinMK]

thats not "racistic"?

[NinKnJPop97]

Hey, what restaurant is that? O.o

SCR? XD lol, just KIDDING.. :))

I really want to give a try for the 'Cock' soft drink....

It might be delicious ^__^ and might be not.. XP 

[sfogfgokjsogjsdfks]

@NinKnJPop97 You've never tried Coke before?!

[fae1magalokreas]

Sorry what drink was that?

Cock!

Woo..

[Bighead123320]

Hahahahaha ! Drinking Some Cork? Ha Ha Ha :)

[angelaw17111140]

Hey lets drink a toast to some cock!!! :D

[babehc]

omg the auntie keeps saying cock lol and the guy is totally faking his accent i can tell lol

[TheSensationalMusic]

hahahahahaha Funny Singapore Aunty.

[majordbag2]

0:47 What the hell is Bun dunegh?

[marcusuk]

@majordbag2 Bandung is the name of the drink made from milk and rose syrup that's popular in Malaysia and Singapore.

[joe9320]

@marcusuk It's a town in Indonesia.

[kkfunkyswaggin]

@marcusuk and bandung is a town in indonesia:D

[stsing25]

Hahahhaah，so cute！

[jeromecho]

I think British and Australia and Singapore and Hongkong and India are using strange english. Actually If i say something to Canadian or American or any european especially German... They understand well and they speak correct english. but When i conversation with British and Australian and Singaporean and Hongkong and Indian people... I don't know What they are talking about.... and I hate what they say ah? ah~~~~~? ah??!!! It feels very stressful when I heard that.

[chenshiwei]

@jeromecho and your English isnt any better dick. It's worse than the English used in these countries. Seriously, British? Australia? India? Your grammar and tenses are all wrong and here you are ranting about English from countries with English way better than KOREA's. Maybe Kim Jong Il could teach you how to use proper English the next time you wish to make such a humiliating comment on Youtube. Go suck up to your European fantasy and don't be an embarassment to your country.

[carrotjazz86]

@jeromecho and and and and and and and ,,,,,or or or or or ....stupid shit !!! and for your mama or or or for yous papa la!!! pretending like pro......

[SeraphimFaith]

@jeromecho Excuse me? Britain is the land of English. You probably didn't catch what they were trying to say because of the accent. Not because it's "incorrect". Country accents take a while getting used to.

[legoman80116]

@jeromecho this is the way we speak...that is your way of speaking.this is different.Get a life here or get lost newbie

[RacbecSkywalker]

Fly lice, Flu joos and cock are Singapore's most bestest drinks one eh! must try one lah! XD

[LordAkaneon]

The best thing to do with Singlish is to get rid of it and just have regular English

[SeraphimFaith]

@LordAkaneon Not until most of the older generations are gone. It'll make it very hard to communicate with a lot of people. Sometimes, people don't think about why certain things exist.

[hilarylurveblueroses]

anyone wants to eat fly rice and drink cock?? ROFL!

"sorry what drink is that?"

"ah... cock. medium cock also got, big cock also got, which one u wan? 3 cock for the price of 1."

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!:D

[hilarylurveblueroses]

anyone wants to eat fly rice and drink cock?? ROFL!

[bulby1994]

I WANT A SOFT DRINK, NOT A BUNCH OF MALE PROSITUTES!!!!

[YepYepYepNo]

hahah! 987 FM rules :X

[KennerdsWayne]

Wau a great heart for Big Cock...

[kumura16]

big gok big gok

[MrAlamak2]

ahey qi bai malayasians u all also use the word call"la"and for the chinese pigs u all use "meh"ma"le"bla bla

[derekbegins]

@MrAlamak2 oh common. i don't even understand what are you even trying to say??

[leesueyue]

soft drink like cock, we have big cock,small cock which cock u want

[derekbegins]

@leesueyue i wan "just the right sized" one

[leesueyue]

@derekbegins haha.

[zachary048]

WTF HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

[Revolutionalist09]

We have the medium cock and the BIG cock! HAHAHAHAHA!! XD

[GilaArms]

OOOh I think I'll buy 5 cock & 1 BIG COCK just incase! ;-)

[derekbegins]

@GilaArms Who are you trying to "F***" with LOL

[Tayjinglai]

woooooo big coke

[patsybob]

like cock! omg auntie is a pervert ! she was meant to say coke! medium cock or big :P shes so pervy!

[eragon4884]

@patsybob nope, not a perv. Some people in singapore mispronounce the word, cause we have our own unique accent. I know this cause' i'm a Singaporean ;D

[patsybob]

@eragon4884 i know its like getting an american person to pronounce japanese words they would say dirty words by accident too!

[derekbegins]

@eragon4884 yeah.. you don't a Caucasian to speak chinese fluently without their accent right?

[iwan2bme]

Singlish so cute :)

[bhaihay]

Singaporeans are all like fart, to use one of their expressions but, OK, funny assholes!

[MurdocLC]

Thai are worse.

[00002089]

@MurdocLC

1 month ago

Thai are worse. What do you mean that.

Thai, they have their own language. It depends who do you talk to.

[MurdocLC]

@00002089 You better practice that english too. ;P Im guessing u wonder what i mean. What i mean is that when a person from Thailand speaks english it sounds even worse.

[derekbegins]

@MurdocLC please don't compare it for the worse. =)) multi -racial please.Thai speaks thai. don't judge them. you won't even pronounce their words properly.

[MurdocLC]

@derekbegins I dont judge them. Ur misunderstanding me, im just stating a fact. I like asian countries and love languages. Its a bit funny but i understand the reason for the bad english of asian people. But when swedish people for example cant speak english well its even funnier. XD

[x3halo]

Sioookk arrrr, Singlish Might Be Our National Language Someday.

[superyusrie]

@x3halo You guys should show this vid to the Coca Cola top management !! Could probably earn some money for the auntie and yourselves. xD

[50Chipz]

Big cock for my girlfriend

[superyusrie]

@50Chipz Coming right up ! harharharrrrr xD

[superyusrie]

@superyusrie Whoops ! What happenned to my previous comments??!

Come on Singaporean, don't be so lame like dat one... Nanti olang cakap lu boring, lu malah...haierrr... :D

[superyusrie]

@superyusrie OK OK it's in the other similar video by Rayzhong la. Solli, my mistake. Go Singapore ! Luv dis Auntie. Can actually invite her to a Malaysian TV talk show la... :D

[heartlessversion]

lol

[simz1912]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD XD XD !!!!! ROFL

[adytan250998]

SO FUNNY!

[superyusrie]

wakakakka....yeah Singlish really rocks !

[magnifyingmary]

FAKE FAKE FAKE. so fake.

[xbowman001]

Hahaha muttons again

[neonaction]

lol yes the caller definitely needs a big cock for him and his mom also.

[Anthonick]

one the scariest accents ever, even the caller have an accent, slight lighter singaporean accent.

[Princesspessimistic]

My teacher banned us from using "huh". She considered it a singaporean sin LOL. And she wanted us to use "Pardon".

[MelodyOfMusicAndLife]

Go Singapore and our beautiful singlish

[abc2390986]

30 more cents for a big cock! OMG!

[simbeane]

HAHAHAHA. 30 cents more, I give u a big cock . :))))

[hala1009]

my father speaks that way so im used to it. its ok as long as it's understandable. I personally think chinese is a lot harder than english... just thinking about all those characters... one stroke mistake and the word/character will have another meaning.

[noimeanno]

我笑到哭出来了。。。Singlish rocks lol~

[nightwatcher405]

AHAHAHAHAH :D god i love singlish.

[akukacak2008]

nice english in the world bcoz it's more straight forward to the point...

[TheDafizzle]

me and my frien went to mcdonalds and as they asked us for drink we said cock!!!!!! lolololol

[hjchen2005]

i give u big gock 好笑

[aligindahowse]

haha potentially the most annoying accent in the world ... great video

[Nanoha1287]

HAHHAHAAAHAA the coke become a cock LOL

[TheWondergirl2010]

language is just a way to communicate so whichever is good as long as you can and are understood. every country has their multilingual people who also sometimes using mixed languages so why is Singlish being criticised? perhaps some people are making a mountain out of a molehill when they cant understand it.

[michaelimk23]

I am non native speaker.

I even speak better than that.

[xXxLYnXxXx]

LOL

[SingaporeHalo3Player]

Singlish pwns

[LilMissLoraine]

OMG!

[chuchito0]

someone wanna drink some cock?

[derekbegins]

@chuchito0 sure.. it's will taste good as long as it taste "fresh" and "bright red" etc =)

[shinbu1]

@chuchito0 XD

[Aaronre100]

@chuchito0 she meant coke. funny sia. i singaporen so i understand but dis is worst singlish ever

[shrestha841]

best lol in the world !!