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  • BEEEEEE straight!!!! Vagina vagina vagina vaginaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

  • Master!No dont touch him! He's a homo!

  • I guess Jesus thought him unworthy of a few more teeth.

  • What the hell!?!? You just dubbed lines over the Jesus heals a gay man video!!!!!

  • @soberchimera61 No this is the original source video, Jesus heals a gay man, is a dubbed version of this

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  • Well, I am feeling very bad now, not becouse of this video, but becouse of the feeling that this video sucks compared with gay healing parody. I think that the second one has better dubbing. And if I could choose one, I will choose the Jesus heals the Gay man

  • why did Jesus make that guy white as well?

  • @227060

    Leprosy gives people a pale, deathly color. He just gave him back his natural skin color (although it's a lie that there were a lot of white people in Judea at the time).

  • @Tezcatlepocatl i see

  • I am the reincarnation of Nerevarine, and I am immune to the Corprus disease. In yo face puny Jesus!

  • why heal a man with lepresay when he could have eradicated the disease from the whole world..........of course you brainwashed fools would not see such logic as that....would you???

  • why is jesus always white - if he turned up as a brown skinned, dark eyed jew occasionally it would be nice.

  • These are vagina fingering hands now.

    The parody made more sense.

  • these r vagina fingers now

  • i actually got a little sick from watching this

  • He'll probably still fuck you though.

  • Those are vagina-fingering hand now !

  • ahahaha this can't really be the original

  • A pity that real life lepers were, for centuries suffering until SECULAR MEDICINE healed them.

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  • I thought the voice over was much better in the Rick Perry version.

  • i like the other version better....

  • You have to be really gullible to believe this nonsense.

  • @ndrthrdr1 May Christ forgive you for saying that.

  • @spacemaster911 Jesus can't forgive anyone any more than any other human being can who's been dead for 2,000 years.

    Can't you take a hint? It's been 2,000 years. Jesus was a cult leader who's just as dead as any other dead person. Death is real and permanent. Accept this fact and you can begin living a life free of cult delusion and free of magical thinking.

  • @ndrthrdr1

    No my friend.Life is real and permanent. You are simply believing in death while others believe in life.

    Everyone is free to believe what they think is right.

    Only one though will be right in the end.

    So...make your choices.

  • @ZOLTRAN1 So you think that all life is permanent? The hamburger you eat is from a cow that is still alive? The bun is from the grain of wheat plants that are still alive? The chimp who dies in the zoo is still alive? The cold germs that gave you that cough twenty years ago are still alive? The beneficial bacteria in your digestive that you flushed down the toilet last year are still alive?

    It's obvious that life ends, until we think of our own. Then many start doing mental gymnastics.

  • @ndrthrdr1 No.But i do not consider the life i live now to be the real life.Of course everything in this world is bound to die.But i believe that i will be resurrected to the real life, the life that is after this.So yes. I believe that there is life after what you call life and i am responsible that i have lost it but have the chance through Christ - God to be forgiven and have the proper eternal life that i was destined to have.A man looks through the eyes he has either his body's or his souls

  • @spacemaster911 please, don't say stuff like that to an atheist, you know he doesn't believe in christ, sounds like you're trying to insult him even though not even you realize it. This includes "I'll pray for you" or "you'll go to hell", atheists just don't believe any of that.

  • Thumbs up if the Rick Perry parody of this brought you here

  • @dude33ism so ure saying the devil called the plagues on pharoh and his ppl?

  • @BabeFari Nope Moses did. God told him to. How God brought them I personally don't know. Maybe he made them, maybe he let the Devil do some damage, but whatever it was, the Egyptians shouldn't have enslaved the Hebrew's.

  • @Why would god create a pain and a cure for it? What's the point in that? Also, where's our cure for cancer then?

  • @Dillrod90 yes God did create all diseases but he also created all (natural) cures as well as those man created, he was the one who put the idea and the ability in man

  • @BabeFari God didn't create any disease. The Devil made all things evil and unclean.

  • @dude33ism ok lets just say that God did create all diseases. these diseases havent been around forever and wont stop at what they are now. Are u saying that God continues to create new diseases or that he once did but now no more?

  • @2legit2hit Nope. God never created them in the first place.

  • Why was he given leprosy by God beforehand? God would be the one to give him leprosy, as he is the supposed lord of man. It would even be reasonable to say that Leprosy itself was created by God, not to mention all other diseases.

  • Then he ran off to get laid.

  • I like how everyone in this video is white, when history shows they werent at all white.

  • @Teclo25 it's not sorcery it's God's power through his one and only Son,Jesus :)

  • He didn't deserve to be healed, just like none of us would have deserved it had we been in his situation... but Jesus still reached out to heal him. Today, none of us might have leprosy but we are all covered in sin and guilty before God for breaking His commands. Though we didn't deserve it... Jesus gave His life for us to pay the penalty for our sin and show us how much He loves us.

  • Great! Thanks for the cleaning me up. Now can you give me more than one fucking tooth and some actual clothes?

    No? oh fuck you

  • fucking.... retarded....

  • WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?

  • @Teclo25 did you just quote Conan the barbarian animated series from the 90s? :)

  • According to the Bible, leprousy is white skin, it's what vitilgo is. Read Exodus....Moses put his hand in his garment and when took it out it was leprous AS SNOW. When he put it back it went back to his other flesh! LOL I wonder what was his other flesh was if it wasn't white. Go figure.

  • White Jesus in the Mediterranean! Wow! Now THAT IS a miracle!!!

    Good story otherwise! :-)

  • @davidbrucemusicvideo

    I agree good story, wonderful miracles Christ did, but wrong nationality!

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