Telemarketer Prank 089 - Part I

[melodypops2010]

Coolibah cask, how urbane-chic are you? Bringing back the Betty....hahahahhahahahhahhaha­ha......Go the wine in a box!!

[catspawo6]

Omg are these people bred in special sheds!



[melodypops2010]

I gotta ask also, how do you not crack yourself up when you are saying this shit to them...or even just the silence....golden stuff gerant!

[melodypops2010]

"WE NEED DRUGS'....the smallest detail, jumped out at me like a sledgehammer thrown by a german sheman! LMFAO here bro'.

[bugsnbeetles]

Ever get that package, Gerant? You wouldn't want to miss out on a Classic His & Hers watch set. ^_^

[xDevoutAtheistx]

An absolute plastic.. ehh.. classic!

[AICabal]

Holy fuck, a non indian.

[soupkin]

Did you just order some pantings??

[MyAction5000]

How could he not accept the dogs? Definitely his loss :P

[xoSarahMichellexo]

I think you should say bye i love you at the end of every call.

[Neithie]

lol, thankyou! Get those telemarketer scammers... they got me when I was 17, I started to fill out a form for a 'US green card' and didn't press submit, and they called me up at 1am anyway, convincing me to pay hundreds of dollars. @_@ Which wasn't mine. Oh man.

I know, I know, it's easy to say you can pick out the scams beforehand, but it isn't that easy. They're experts at manipulation...

[traversalan15]

Nice hair :D

[imbored2]

this was plastic gerant, i meant classic

[Designandrew]

you look like sir gigity.

[SovereignBeing]

Did u see the report on ACA about indian call centres..?

They tell them we are a stupid nation and they should speak slowly as we are all constantly pissed the whole time..

[nikanj]

Classic, this deserves so many more views.

[iiirbob]

Perhaps they have a copy of the famous " MonaNancy"

[birdizzle]

the guy didn't give enough numbers for the customer service

[erkziltonz]

haha brilliant

[TraxTebeDox1]

Damn you! No! You're doing my job unbearable! I hate you!

[hotheadedjoelhaha]

Yes! I would like to wrap him in Canvas and beat him with plastic. Very Good GERANT! Fun as ever.

[gerantgerant]

@hotheadedjoelhaha Hahahaha... you're hilarious!

[loughlan]

I still can't believe how many calls you get. Too bad you bought the prints. You could autograph them and sell them to your fans.

[gerantgerant]

@loughlan Shit, why didn't I think of that before I dent them back... that's a brilliant idea!

[Elzars]

lol It's printed on paper for that authentic look! You know its authentic then!

[gerantgerant]

@Elzars This bothered me to no end. I'm such a stickler for details.

[MrPhilk77]

lol you said breed em, lmao he must of thought you said bleed em, sick prick he was wanting to break your puppys apart

[DeviantDigi]

not diggin this one

[gerantgerant]

@DeviantDigi I can live with that.

[j0nw]

Awesome moustache is awesome. :)

[BlackcatNZ]

But, wait there's more.... LOL Where do they get your number from LMAO

[CosmiqMantis]

how could he resist a chihuahua! lol

[gerantgerant]

@TheTGAMShow Plastic?

[gerantgerant]

@golfernky The 'ol package routine... it never gets old.

[Airsoft3tc]

The guy on the phone sounds gay

[gerantgerant]

@Airsoft3tc I was on the phone. :)

[cozzyk]

It sounded like plastic to me too lol.  Oh egads every three weeks. Luv you too lol.

[gerantgerant]

@cozzyk Bombastic plastic is fantastic. Love you Jeffery!

[ensour2]

under 300 club!!!

[barakuda1111]

3:17 That laugh would shut up a crying baby instantly and send it into a sleep filled with ghoulish nightmares... Im gonna use it as a ring tone `_`

[gerantgerant]

@barakuda1111 Yeah, the insincerity was laid on thick there... that ring tone sounds like a NIGHTMARE!

[ArizonaChris96]

Holy shit! it's an American telemarketer, I haven't had one of those ass holes call me sense India took over early 90's.. They're like an extinct bed time story haha, great prank!

[stoner3778]

ha ha ha . ill take a few dogs off yu bro. i'll swap yu 3 labridors and 4 poodles for a tree. =] what yu recon mate.

[gerantgerant]

@stoner3778 Hahahaha... it's hilarious because I was watching you feed a dog a tim tam the other day. We can trade some time for certain!

[stoner3778]

@gerantgerant yes bro. love my dogs. swapp trees all day for dogs and tim tams. ha ha. wish i had of come to the terrace for lunch. couldnt bring myself to do it. =]

[CHAP316]

Ha, Best one yet!

[gerantgerant]

@CHAP316 Sounds like you're new to the pranks, but who am I to say... there's MUCH gold hidden within the earlier vids if you ever get the chance to check them out. Either way, CHEERS!

[CHAP316]

@gerantgerant I fully agree, all of these pranks are equally amusing. I'm just not very creative when it comes to writing youtube comments. Anyway, Keep Rock'n brother!

[gerantgerant]

@CHAP316 Hahahaha... awesome. I'll keep that in mind when I see your handle again! - Keep at it, practice make perfect. :)

[PGm0nkey]

haha plastic, i cant stop laughing i was like plastic? oh blassi- lol.

[gerantgerant]

@PGm0nkey Shit... it killed me doing that part. It's rare that I struggle not to crack up, but this one got me.

[1337mason]

I AM PEE

AHAHAHAHAH FUCINKING HAHAHAAA

imsoo drunk

[gerantgerant]

@1337mason Hahahaha... me too!

[Gozirah]

his fake western accent it quie impressive

[Slitka]

Very interesting email address =P

[gerantgerant]

@Slitka Did you check it out? - Some of the images are hilarious. I'm thinking it may be worth photoshopping myself into some of them.

[ShadeC4]

This 1 sounds like it's going to have a continuation. x)

[gerantgerant]

@ShadeC4 Very soon. Just one more part to ruin their deal.

[DJActivitY]

"Alright we'll knock it down to a Chihuahua then." LMFAO

[gerantgerant]

@DJActivitY Hahaha... awesome. There were a few lulls throughout this call, but interspersed you have found the magic.

And it looks like I just found another word that rhymes with plastic! - Magic plastic is FANTASTIC!

[wolfbracker]

I thought he was saying, plastic too! LOL.

[gerantgerant]

@wolfbracker Plastic is fantastic!

[stopcraponutube]

The website claims there is no catch, but there is. You are confirming that you are willing to accept that they send you more crap in the future which may be hard to cancel.

A company called Britannia did this a few years back with DVDs in the UK and would send about 3-4 DVDs a month to people when they agreed to only receive 1 per month. This just pissed people off as it cost them about £1.60 to return each DVD and I think the company went bust.

[gerantgerant]

@stopcraponutube There's a very simple solution to this problem which will be resolved in Part II. You're right though, it's still a sucker call. I was obviously a useless twit throughout this call yet they still persisted to send me the package.

[stopcraponutube]

@gerantgerant - Keep up the good work! I came here from the FatAussieBarstard and i'm just trying to make my way through your vids. It's good you're highlighting these phone scams to people, especially the windows helpdesk scam!

[cj50ae]

Coolabah! Classy shit!

[gerantgerant]

@cj50ae This machine deserves the best.

[TheKailanful]

You make the most epic of faces. love it.

[gerantgerant]

@TheKailanful Glad you enjoy! :)

[dildomerchant]

that soup strainer is awesome, so is the vid, cheers.

[gerantgerant]

@dildomerchant I'll admit that it was it's place on my face was teetering on awesome at this time... It was both harrowing and relieving to shave it off. The pro is that soup id FAR easier to eat now!

[hoopztube]

My god, someone not from India and who can understand Australian actually telemarketed you! Glad you had this momentous occasion recorded....

[AGsArmorWarrior]

I never knew the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles painted.

[gerantgerant]

@AGsArmorWarrior How do you think comic books are made?

[MrTasfoolia]

A PLASTIC WATCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H - just what I need

[gerantgerant]

@MrTasfoolia Classic in plastic for your spastic... FANTASTIC!