Sexy DREAMS EXPLAINED !!!!!!

[sneak0101]

Even in my sexy dreams, I always somehow manage to get cock-blocked and I wind up waking up before the sexy time starts

[OTHQUD]

My cat freaked out when she heard your voice in the beginning 

[esthersivaan]

this person is extraordinarily annoying.

[sneak0101]

@esthersivaan lol, and we still find you here =]

[r0k1nr0k3r]

is this the only gradualreport where theres no intro?

[sam18account]

my recent sex dream was us having sex... what does that mean then?

[LeBeauPapillon1]

...Whoa whoa whoa, >_> what chu talkin' bout?

Nipples? Wet dreams? MY wet dreams?

STOP STALKING MY BRAINNNNNNN. D:

[Wisconsin0Yuki]

*thinks back to all my wet dreams* Wow....deep deep down in my subconscious....I'm an EFFING SLUT!!! lol Thank you Danny. NOW I KNOW!!!! O.O

[yellowwings86]

I've never had a sexy time dream :( 

[estherhorsegirl14]

haha. i have dreams where they kiss me and hold me :) usaully nothing weird thankfully

[TheJewishAssassin]

I has very vivid sexy time dreams that include a girl I recently became attracted to.

[MarizzA616]

His eyes are very beautiful. Enyone else noticed?

[TheImmortal360]

the best shit comes from my home town... i <3 montreal

[yellowwings86]

@TheImmortal360 he from Montreal? :P

[meowingkitties]

My last sexy dream was about a girl named hallie... I was depressed and she flashed me that sexy smile of hers and kissed me real slow and I just about blew jizz out my ears. :)

[duletheking]

Press 5 and hold it for like 10 seconds :)

[Haruki0014]

@duletheking OHMIGOSH DAT NIFEHHH

[TeenageTomboy]

Can someone tell me the meaning behind my dream which was i was being chased by an alien (the ones in space not...Europe) and I ran through a destroyed building then i saw a soldier that looked like he came out of CoD and i started humping his back even when both of us had clothes on. then i went back running from the alien and then i ran into a a giant tub and it got dark, there was HUGE spider webs everywhere and Vemon (spiderman) was jumping all around me. Then I woke up...is this normal? ._.

[RoyalPhoenixFFF]

@TeenageTomboy Absolutely Not Normal

[GrimRogue2]

@TeenageTomboy No, it's not normal. I think you may have insanity. Also, you probably have been playing too much CoD and t-bagging people you kill, you watched an alien movie in the past that scared you and something reminded you of it recently, and you have watched spiderman 3 too many times.

[utubesuks12345]

@TeenageTomboy perfectly normal for our modern society. Just dont play the same game or watch the same movie so much in a short time frame or your imagination starts going a bit funny. Otherwise perfectly normal. Just means you have an active mind.

[maptik]

@TeenageTomboy This means you want sex with your mother... According to Freud.

[BiancaLoL1]

@TeenageTomboy You are a very imaginative person, I kinda had the same dream, except I was on a farm running from a moose and the COD guy was a potato.

[Shiois]

@TeenageTomboy as my mother would say, youve been watchin too much tv boy

[sarabwt]

@TeenageTomboy absolutely XD

[UnicornPiss1]

@TeenageTomboy No, stop doing crack.

[ltmachale]

@TeenageTomboy anyones normal compared to danny.

[JessicaGwen18]

danny should be a singer!!! :D

[TheKidKNZ]

press 0 a lot of times

[Africanbarbietm]

you have the voice of a thousand angels :)

[animalloverisabelle]

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[jcbfepic]

jknugfisdnij e i dont know what to say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hdfbuhesfdnbvfdenvfenjvnufderg­vuirwhjofvshdjvcfidjgvrdjmn

[JBurd207]

No sexy time dreams for me this week. I have a lot of dying nightmares....i is sad but Danny make me happy :D lots of drama with the moving from house to house and cancer in the family bad. but is okay just dont get lots of sleep. thanks danny for the smiles :) pooper face lol we call my moms friends daughter jill poop

[PuananiLove]

lmao Lies!! I'm a woman and I have sex dreams way more than 8% of the time :P And yes, sometimes I cum in the dream and wake up really happy and relaxed haha ;)

[MizzDaisytheparody]

NICE SHIRT

[SlyviperFxingDemerit]

makes me scared to look at him e___e

Poor japanese children.. jk I love you Danny

[Srpskeoci]

but why don't you remember what you dremt most of the time?

[Romulus2009psn]

7 7 7

[Romulus2009psn]

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[latinoamericanoXD]

@OurVoiceOnTheWorld why dont you just have sex with me instead of dreaming it!!!:D

[london85672]

Sorry Danny no iPhone 5 yet have to wait another year just the 4s for now.

[Lululover122]

I was raping a school bus of Japanese children and this bright light burned my eyes that can only mean one thing I can't wait for the iPhone 5 to comes lmfao lmao lol :)

[viakth8]

hold down 5...

[abthenoob]

you say that but wat if u dont hav dreams?

[griggiorouge]

you have something called FTD formal thought disorder.

[jacknaipes]

2:37

[alastorthelightnings]

well atleast he wasnt playin with the vacum clealner again-yes i forgot how to spell it

[FatKidOnRoids]

only 8%................ i must not be normal.

[TheShawnaMason]

do you live in your moms basement.. ?

[eddie47987]

1,3,5,7 translation-

people! are two times more likely then women to have sex with multiple partners, especially the japanese school children

[hugoypepe]

dude stay off the coke its bad for you

[TheCrazies135]

THOSE FIRST 3 SECONDS MADE MY LIFE

[RenegadeSvn]

try android :-)

[OurVoiceOnTheWorld]

Lol I'm a female and I have frequent sex dreams. More than 8%

[Jsevenlettername]

@OurVoiceOnTheWorld It's also dependent on your situations/age relating to any sexual frustrations or unsatisfied desires. Generally, the last thing you think about is the main focus of your dream. Another factor with age is that with more time, generally you have more vivid and convincing dreams because you have witnessed, imagined or heard of more experiences than younger people might have had. Then your sexual dreams might become more frequent.

[UndeadGuy14]

@OurVoiceOnTheWorld yes please ;)

[nazisucksass]

@OurVoiceOnTheWorld i gotta ask. do you cum?

[OurVoiceOnTheWorld]

@nazisucksass In my sleep; no. But I do whenever I try to ha

[TitanbrolyGilneas]

@OurVoiceOnTheWorld Negative :P you just forget the bad dreams or boring dreams. XD

[AdminTheKing]

@OurVoiceOnTheWorld lol and let me guess...after that comment you have more subscribers and contacts on youtube...? :P Xd

[lolBAkeLOL]

@OurVoiceOnTheWorld

About the sex dreams there is an explanation. There are posibilities that a Jinn apears to like you and she or he would enter your dream and appear as a girl or a guy you like.

And as far as I know that is not OK.

[megzzie125]

its weird that everyone in ur dreams u hav seen before in real life coz ur dreams dont make up people! :D xx

[mikachu3737]

yes danny.......u r a genius XD

[The40nontyy3]

Iphone 5

[GelidKing]

I die in like ALL my dreams. Regardless of what's happening. WHy?

[tinycookies1]

...raping a bus full of japanese school girls with a octopus duckey means you can't wait for the iphone 5. ROFFLMFAO?!?!?!?!?

[juliaengbersen1995]

HAHAHHAHAHA GENIUS

[ddcink]

THIS WAS MADE ON MY BIRTHDAY :D I LOVE U DANNY

[ScreamoBaby13]

@megstergrrrl LMFAO ! xD

[ChuckFuckingNorris55]

u raped who (press 1)

how do you like it ( press 2

do you like to rape children ( press 5

did u rape and murder someone(press 7

what do u do after raping (press 9

just kidding i love ur vids ur the king

[DMTLG55]

i have violent dreams…Like one guy…i think he was named Henry haha he had his head ripped off by a demonish thing. then i woke up...

[Christelle3236]

I luv u, u mad funni

[KickingNScreaming64]

Dude for some reason u remind me of my boyfriend

[xxcozzybearx]

@KickingNScreaming64 IKR

[ngveantat]

I dreamt that i fingered a girl.what does that mean

[RazerH4zer]

Just hold 5 xD

[word710]

This guy is a creep

[The40nontyy3]

IPHONE 5!!! :D

[elisstuff]

Yeah, sexy time

[megstergrrrl]

I once had a dream ashley purdy was licking my face...

[anchy295]

i replayed 10 times to hear you singing ^_^ <3

[heavymetalkicksass1]

Please make a video explaining my friend's dream about having sex with some....thing that had the build of a woman but was a pig.

[pinksailorshorts]

speaking of sexual dreams, last night i dreamed that i was butt f*cked by russell brand :/ explain that!

[stronglittleguy]

the dog god

[245darkstar]

What does it mean when the girls tits keep moving???

[sophiethepotterfan]

The beginning was so funny, I didn't even know what the hell you were doin

[SwissGuitarStarter]

Danny....WHAT THE FUCK?! :D pizdolizac hahaha, get it, cuz you liz da pizda lol :)

[feedmyunicornpopcorn]

I love it how at the end of every video you call us your little lemon drops! XD

[zanderbal]

Can you explain nightmares?

[Malteeeeeaser]

I like how there's 69,045 views...

[TheKakashistyle22]

Lol the beginning XD

[Tsoto247]

Danny was raping a schoolbus full of japanese chirldren witha giant octups ducky then there was a bright white light that burned him in the eyes which all means that he cant wait for the iphone 5 = WTF????????????

[NyaBarbie16]

You are hot in a weird way ...

[jonfroswa]

or projections (inception)

[sugarf27]

Danny ur funny but people are very easily imused lol

[xPwnzz0rx]

the first 3 seconds of the video and you made me laugh :D

[hannahsofiaxx]

Well can i just say i thought the beggining of this video was just beautiful :' )

[frankishbarr]

XD from wat I see ur head works like my head

[Espenbec]

Haha u had the most epic dream mann^^

[peggyea2k8]

Best William Shatner impression ever

[XBloodyWar1]

20 people dont have sex dreams

[offkagesram]

it's picking me why you don't get more views.. you're awesome. XD

[Hackerette]

Suck that alvin, simon and theodore!

[madeylia512]

no wait pause at 2:34 SOO MUCH BETTER <3

[madeylia512]

pause at 2:31 tehe :P

[Margarina2009]

I'm starting over the video, Again and again. Just to hear you sing ;3

[Urdumb9225]

My last sexy dream was me doing my gf on the beach

[TheSpankster515]

@Urdumb9225 thats awesome

[mrsluver78]

Hahahahaha

[XanderPortable]

I'm pressing 0 repeatedly xD

[Casterwaster]

i had sex with jessica biel the other night

[autyandkami]

You should make a video Of people and weird habits they have (:

[monkeynutsXD]

Whatever hes on, I WANT SOME!!!

[LOVELYLOOKS4LIFE]

Imma girl and every time I had a sexy dream it was with a famous person.

[jacksparrow1507]

my recent sexual drea was making a cake out of my Semen.

[xxemir89xx]

IMMA GENIUS...HUH

[TheJorgoman]

i have the strangest boner at the moment

[xXLifeLongSorrowXx]

Loving ya singing gorgeous :) x

[HAHA9870]

i think you would make an amazing teacher <3

[mrsawzie]

Haha pause at 2:06 for lulz

[lovenessmonsterLMFAO]

Damn u r funny!!!!!

[67TorchLit]

lol iPHONE 5 HAhehehehe :P Dannehh Just Love your page, your always wise & entertaining !! Keep it up & thanks for the laughs :))

[scmini]

Clown-Horn-Danny...press 0 repetitvely

[scmini]

Clown-Horn-Danny...press 1 repetitvely

[flashka753]

press 1 repeadly :D:D:D:Dand 0 or 8 :D:D:D

[flashka753]

press 1 repeadly :D:D:D:D

[TheKimmy12304]

dear santa.

[ilikeblue00]

you're nekked

[TheMuZzLoD92]

I HATE WHEN YOUR DREAMING JUST AS ITS GETTING TO THE GOOD PART YOUR ALARM CLOCK GOES OFF FOR YOU TO GO TO SCHOOL OR MY CASE WORK

[XxnathansxX]

@TheMuZzLoD92 I hate it when the sexual dream seems real then you wake up

[TheMuZzLoD92]

@XxnathansxX lol or when its a sexual dream but the actual sexual part never happens and when its about to happen you are waken up i dont know if thats just me though lol

[MapleConquer]

@TheMuZzLoD92 I think when we sleep our brain works very slowly thus we don't get enought time to see the ending of our dreams.

[arcadefirerocks]

@TheMuZzLoD92 I dreamed a dream with my crush in it. I dreamed the world around me was in my control and if I did the right stuff in the dream I could change the outcome of what really happened between us. In other words, I relived an experience in a dream and had the power to change what really happened at the end. I was getting to the good part where everything would be fixed, and I woke up. :( THAT SUCKS!

[TheMuZzLoD92]

WHEN I PLAYED THIS VIDEO MY  DOGS EARS PUFFED UP AND SHE CAME OVER AND INSPECTED MY LAPTOP LOL

[cupcakeseatrainbows]

his singing is my ring tone. xD

[bluesdragon1]

Once i dreamed that i am doing it with a sexy singer. Then a dwarf with an axe came in the room and wanted to join in. What does that mean ?

[LegendaryElitz]

@bluesdragon1 If ur a guy it means you a faggot. dreams come from the subconsciousness of your mind. meaning only stuff you would d or think of doing would show up in your dreams

[giselleizabeauty]

want me to get u a shirt? maybe lemon drops on it? hahaha

[TheSBongo]

That is what the iphone 5 will be all about

[DustyL3GENDARY]

2:37 lolololololololol

[jessrulezdawholeworl]

contextualize.. LMFAO... you sounded so smart right there

[tootapatootaxD]

This guy is so so funny XD

[derky090]

i wonder if god or the devil sent danny to earth

[DanniiTink]

i clicked this video and in the first five seconds had to pause it becuse i burst out laughing !

[Iwasdeeplymoved]

making them *glooooory sluts* XD

[arxidi666]

Well.. People say that dreams are unfinished thoughts that we made..

[gamerz11oo11]

I once had a dream where I had sex with my sister O.o

[jessrulezdawholeworl]

@gamerz11oo11 thats messed up... LOL

[mrgleekman]

In my last dream ended with a giant eagle strangling me 0.o

[WoLFExPRoductioNs]

danny when u sung i just jizzed all over my screen

[sneakyshot00]

@WoLFExPRoductioNs sure it wasnt when he jumped up and down pinching his nipples.

[WoLFExPRoductioNs]

@sneakyshot00 maybe

[polkadotpolka123]

every one has had a sexy time dream (yeeees iverywun hays!)

but not everyone knows what they mean (nooh, not iverywun nohs)

made me laff :D

[sarge807]

the bright light at the end of your dream was the flash bang grenade going of 3 secs before swat storms the bus

[m4RZYY]

MATE PLeASE EXPLAIN HOW YOU DO THE VOICE CHANGE PLEASE ?

[photography1990]

@m4RZYY you up the pitch

[m4RZYY]

@photography1990 wot program ?

[photography1990]

@m4RZYY You can use final cut pro, windows movie maker (i think) you can speed it up to make the pitch increase or on the better programs pick the pitch and raise it or lower it

[xHoShi91x]

you forgot the intro!!!!! WHERE WE GRADUALLY REPORT! GARRRRR

[KiAce2]

the only time my dreams have ever turned that way, my mum wakes me up before anything really starts to happen.... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[JunkieMonkey321]

its so weird, ive started to have these dreams, getting blowed off by some girl that i know, and then i wake up, feel something cold, look at my underwear, and i jizzed in my sleep... its kinda annoying...

[Mudseeker125]

pause the video

play the video

keep pressing zero "0"

your welcome lol

[digisprite]

song at start he is a germlin

[18butterflies]

lemon drops xD GOD you're amazing <3

[nikiichan]

wheres my 8%? -_-

[SabySashimi]

his eyebrows are so facinatiing, watch em dance!

[OXLordiOX]

lol :D the best :D

[iamhard1001]

hold down 0 for hyper breathing

hold down 1 for head shaking

hold down 3 for cool sound

hold down 5 for retarded pose

PRESS 8 not hold down for cool sound 2

[iamhard1001]

keep pressing 0

and 1

[Ayomide345]

now do a video where you have a sexy time dream in which you have sex with not people Ö_Ö

[peasinacan]

that

was

unnatural

[wassupmybrothers]

MOTO DROID FTW, iphone fail.

[victoriaisntsosecret]

@skitzol4hunters YAY! I know it's weird, but I can't help it. This IS my imagination that we're talking about here.

[melissamafia]

I watch this just to hear you sing. <3