Let's Play: The Third Age: Total War (Dwarves) - Ep. 1 by DiplexHeated

[Cthlhu4President]

where is the best place to download this from?

[TheTungdil2]

Aren't the dwarves you train in Moria the best infantry in the game?

[Shagrat65]

@TheTungdil2 : Aye mate, the Guards of Khazad-Dum. They look fucking class man

[myKyuubischild]

Got some questions for you?

 Why don't you build gaurd towers? Why don't you read the descriptions for the buildings and units? Why don't you ask for map information when you talk to different factions?

[myKyuubischild]

are you going to read the description of any of the buildings to see what bonuses they get?

[myKyuubischild]

you really should set up some watch towers.

[Gunnarr123abc]

if you ever want to have a good economy, just have all yours cities first build roads, then market places. you will be low on money in the first quarter but after that you will pretty much have so much money you wont be able to spend it all. i wish i never found out about this because it is basically like cheating for me hah

[Cthlhu4President]

@Gunnarr123abc

does this apply to Original Medieval 2 Total?

[Gunnarr123abc]

@Cthlhu4President oh haha yes, but i don't know about third age, it does not have much water for trade. I forgot to say, the trading ports are the most important building to get as they increase the trade to huge degrees from extra trade fleets

[loveyou4ever32]

oin had a beard when he was born O.o

[Crabbyjoe9]

do you think dwarves diggy diggy hole

[skitkjell85]

Nooo "those lands" (I bet you're referring to Rhûn and Harad) is never featured in the movies however Sauron draws allies from these lands, and they're in the books ;)

[mrkuilko]

Fun fact when making the lotr film they had to use ai programs In the battle and in one battle the good forces simple just ran away from the enemy so they had to dum down the AI

[PwNmAsTeR109]

The Dales are close friends with the Dwarves fo rthe most part btw

[PwNmAsTeR109]

DWARVES!!!!! Every gme with dwarves in them I can't resist playing them! WoW, Dragon Age! DWARVVVES!!!

[MultiMongoloide]

@PwNmAsTeR109

Try Dwarf Fortress :D

[Gunnarr123abc]

@PwNmAsTeR109 now you have to play dwarf fortress,. good luck :)

[Thesho3Maker]

why dwarfs they are so lame :o

[GONGMANIFICATION]

@Thesho3Maker BEARDED WOMEN!

[cliffhanger11414]

@Thesho3Maker I hope all your sweetrolls get stolen!

[94sjolander]

Tog dig som en ny prenumeration när det nya utseendet kom. Visste inte att den här modden fanns ens. Så det behövs Medievel IITotal War Kingdoms

[8000cheese]

where to get this?

[jaycosapu]

I love you for doing this again becaus this is why I sub you

[LiamMalky]

it works with an expesion? i have the original one. my game is in version 1.0 it will work?

[LiamMalky]

hey it is need to be with an expansion? because i have the original one. and what version is the version?

[Call4pizza]

so yea with dwarfs take there age it says in game and multiply it by like 10

[swedishaxeviking]

@Trusteft there were not many of them left, the goblins killed most of them.

[Iam18seriouslyright]

Ironforge? Blizzard got their insperation from J.R.R Tolkien, come to think about it, everyone did.

[TheKcoug1]

@Iam18seriouslyright he accentually was the inventor of this type of fantasy. he got most of his ideas from Viking legends.

[Ilamarea]

@Iam18seriouslyright

Well, really. Blizzard ripped off Warhammer becouse Gamesworkshop wouldn't accpet their deal :P

[DrStrangebomb1993]

@Iam18seriouslyright Lol well but this mod came after WoW... Tolkien may not have imagined Erebor to look like that, but who knows? Yes, everybody gets inspired off Tolkien, that's a fact.

[robrockz]

@DrStrangebomb1993 & Tolkein got his ideas from stories which are over 2000 years old... No such thing as an original idea

[MrGabicarvalho]

Fighting in the north(not seen in the films)

[Trusteft]

Someone please remind me, in the films (since I never read the books) where were the Dwarves' armies? 

[Trusteft]

Dwarven spies? What do they do, shave their beards? What do they think this is, Arcanum?

Anyway, glad to see this LP. Good luck.

[minicross11]

what total war is this?

[VioIentGoIdFish]

@minicross11 medieval 2 kingdoms with a mod

[minicross11]

@VioIentGoIdFish thanks



[ajcbkny]

Can you play Westeros: Total War?!?

[MrGabicarvalho]

Have you seen?Riverrun!That is also the name of the city in westeros of GRRM

[Farsi1986]

eez nais

[alexcc98]

take over dale



[Love24Pink]

why does no one in lets play put watch towers up!!!

[timmyfender]

not all but most of dwarven women have beards

[legandaryDariran]

Diplex It is comen in most fantasy things like middle earth and the forgotten realms(D&D) to hear or in some cases see that the female dwarves have beards.

[jakeshortj]

Short live the dwarves...... -.-

[TheMacSopa]

short live to the dwarves! HAHAHA

[DonGurkenglas]

@beastly525

Yes. Nearly all the mods for medieval 2 needs the kingdom expansion. But you only need to install one of the available kingdom campaings. For example the teutonic campaign.

[Blakey9537]

nice video :)

[THISIZSPARTANCUPCAKE]

balin is gimli's cousin

[XxXScirishWarLordXxX]

Dale is very UN Viking inspired lol. You forget, only a few years earlier Smaug was in erebor, so they have to use conscripts as dale is very under developed. :P

[TheNathanskerra]

its we dwarves who like the hairy woman ;)

[Mech732]

im from your first lets play and thos are the ones i what to watch the most keep posting more total war games up

[OfWarriorsAndDice]

FOR KHAZAD DUM!!!! BARAK KHAZAD!!!!!!

[5674JoJo]

It wasn't built by Sauron XD but the mod is too amazing to ahve that count against them so they can get away with that :)

[JeanLucPicard85]

@5674JoJo

The Black Gate *was* built by Sauron.

[5674JoJo]

@JeanLucPicard85 I was led to believe, and read in a few places, that it was built by the Numenoreans just like almost every other mega structure in Middle Earth

[JeanLucPicard85]

@5674JoJo

Can't post links here but you can look it up on tuckborough(dot)net or Encyclopedia of Arda. The BG was built specifically to guard the passage from western incursion. Only Sauron would've had use for a structure like that. It was Minas Anor/Morgul that was built by Numenoreans (well, Gondorians) and later appropriated by Sauron.

[5674JoJo]

@JeanLucPicard85 huh I thought I remember reading that the Numenor built it after the Last Alliance battle -_- damn :p

[EGIBDukeofWellington]

Do graphics cards work equally well between PC's and Appl/Macs, or are their specific types?

[matsblom]

Isnt the picture of Oin the young Grendel from the movie "Beowulf and Grendel"?

[VoidAlchemist]

25:17 Axemen of Erebor? The dwarves actually have 3 units that are even stronger than them, but they're pretty difficult to get.

Please don't neglect your western regions, there are several rebel settlements nearby to them that you can take. And it pays to get trade rights and an alliance with the high elves and Eriador.

Looking forward to seeing how this campaign plays out.

[LosNiggaRO]

the games i will never delete from my PC : COD4 , M2TW and COD2

[UsYntax]

pls more vlogs? would be to cool

[kiljoy3]

Gimli!

[TheHiya2009]

did anyone else notice that oin had a beard

[TheHiya2009]

downloading third age now !!

[7avatar99]

yes dwarves won!!

[obe7lix]

Not to spoil anything but attacking moria is almost impossible... hint....hint

[elleir13579]

is this the 3.0 version? (:

[kyborg18]

@elleir13579 definetly no! it´s 2.1.

[teun557]

You should set goals, like take back moria and all of the misty mountains ;)

[TheBlackPrinceIII]

you need to ask for map information, it helps a lot

[jmtGAMING]

lol chow

[DillsyYourDaddy67]

Eoin is back except this time he removed the e

[xXCommanderXx14]

Retake the The great halls of Moria

[ASWE323]

@xXCommanderXx14 yeeesss do that1!!!!

[xcrunner1266]

@xXCommanderXx14

Yes! I want to see him confront the Balrog! They're soooo good....

[sebasrulestheworld]

For everyone who doesn't know. Almost all of his generals are in the book: The Hobbit. The best book of JRR Tolkien.

[HSMaverickCl]

What about some more skyrim ?

[TheBlackadderIV]

Its for medieval 2 total war.

[amduke8]

FOR THE DWARVES!

[KingPolarful]

Your general balin is off of dragon age origins

[kingpoostick]

@KingPolarful He is in The Hobbit you idiot.

[KurlVeranek]

@KingPolarful apparently you don't know much about The Lord of the Rings.............

[MrPeterdeboer]

Diplex you have got a lovely youtube page!

[maty6731]

you forgot to higher the taxes?

[doomslayer12able]

higer the taxes then your economy will rise a bit

[bogdybest91]

This is a mod if it is for what total war?

[kambahia]

@bogdybest91 For medieval 2 total war: kingdoms

[mnraper]

well i don't know much about LOTR but Gimli in two towers i think? was telling some princess ( i think rohan....don't know the name) that is hard to tell difference between dwarven male and female because females also have beards.....(this is one of litlle facts that i remembered from the trilogy...)

[DonGurkenglas]

@mnraper

If I remember right then gimmli only said that dwarf woman wear the same clothes like the male and so it's hard to tell the difference. I believe there were some lines in the hobbit were you could indirectly read that dwarf woman have also beards. Well I always found it rediculous. With this said, I will stop my comment marathon and wait for the next episode to do the same thing again.

[kempoficht]

where dit you fownd this game?

[TrueTacticia]

lmao this is the birth of Oin!

[darkshadowf1996]

nice. we want more!!

[LiamMalky]

thanks diplex!

[night4345]

do they diggy diggy hole?

[shikakuni]

@night4345 That's a very nice meme you have there... It would be a shame if something were to happen to it :}

[night4345]

@shikakuni ssssssssssssss..... BOOM!

[legandaryDariran]

@night4345 lol A fellow Yognot

[night4345]

ohwin owin OHWIN OHWHEN OWHEN FUCK!

[TheRoopeKonna]

Dwarven generals are very vulnerable, beware. Even those snaga skirmishers (or whatever) can kill your general easily.

[LiamMalky]

this is for rome?

[jabborif]

@LiamMalky Medieval2

[flamezero888]

So i'm not a huge fan of the LOTR series, but this also seems to be a requiring theme in other series. Where Dwarves always seem to build their basis, castle, cities, on the side of mountains. I don't know about you but if I'm less then 5ft or around there, Imagine all those stairs you would have to climb :P

[MovieMationStudios]

Oin....is......BACK!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[Fatman5ish]

Really sry, on the iPod the flag as innapropiate button is right next to the comment button and I pressed it accidentally Lol

[Fatman5ish]

Hey diplex, in the beginning build all the financial buildings no matter what your financial situation unless your In debt. It's whoever has the biggest economy and production levels will go on to dominate the game, this is the biggest priority in the beginning stages of the campaign.

[bogdybest91]

What somebody shot me right now i cant belive dwarfs won.

[JelmarFilms]

I found you by searching for a total war campaign in shogun 2

[GiftCardz2]

10:38 GIMLI!

[54DarkVoid]

13:49 DIPLEX NO! Dont be a scared p*ssy! D:

[TeamSkullCrushers]

Keep general in the town to buil stuff also when u recruit general watch there loyalty and skills......also if u want to move big forces just need to left one unit at town so when enemies attack u will have a changes to help it out.Every time they ask u to marriage u maybe have new commander that is some advice that ik hope it help and my english is not really good so sr if my grammar was bad. Good luck buddy

[Rattlepiece]

Eagerly waiting for episode 2! :)

[professerkrazy]

Lord thorin looks like hag rid

[Masterofrome23]

they should have a thing call forced march when close to a city you could lay siege to it but cause some fatigue to the troops

[Ryanfinder226]

i hate dwarves! why are they even their own race? they're just short, fat humans who like to live underground!

[TrueTacticia]

@Ryanfinder226 hey hey hey there called little people and there productive memebers of society. Racist assbag

[Ryanfinder226]

@TrueTacticia thats real life little people idiot! not the fanasty one running around with axes and mining dimond and stuff. so go be a douche elswhere

[TrueTacticia]

@Ryanfinder226 whoa whoa whoa, chill broham i was joking around 0_0 probably should've put a jk at the end

[mattheu66]

can u put a link to the download???

[chubbycam019]

Dwarves FTW

[xXMagicManXx28]

since Mordor came in second is it gonna be your back up if this one goes wrong...or next TATW Lets play

[rockguy321]

awsome just can't wait intell Ep. 2!!!!!!!

[catbat2006]

no!!!!!!! i voted for mordor

[giraffeok]

all dwarves have beards and great video

[TheZombieLemon]

what's your favourite Total War game?

[DiplexHeatedHD]

@TheZombieLemon Go look at my new channel background. It should be easy to tell :)

[Gandalf7qp]

@DiplexHeatedHD It's Rome!Right...am i missing something?

[axe11154]

@DiplexHeatedHD Just telling you

if you level some stuff up in this you can use men of dale.

I think dwarfs are the only multi species faction.

[TheVermontviper]

dwarves nooo

[attila535]

Baruk Khazad khazâd ai-mênu!

[22cluz]

where you cna raise the taxes!

[DetroXification]

HERRE JÄVLAR!!!! Diplex varför får du mitt liv att ha en mening hela tiden :( kan du inte sluta göra film så jag kan dö i lugn och ro D:

[Dri143]

thumbed up cas i want new part

im playng as the orcs of the misty mountains on hard/hard----- and damn it IS hard

[attila535]

i bet you didn't know that dwarve women actually had beards and they almost resemble dwarven men

[AwesomeGonkage]

Just get the axemen of erebor, they are really good early on if you can afford some. Smash other melee units around your area if you use them well.

[fatlips1]

How ugly must dwarven women be haha

[theman2942]

Build watchtowers!!

[WARKOWN66]

Man I really need to buy this game!

[jos1243]

hey diplex how did u fix the ui i got the mod but i cant get the update to fix it

[sonnygee123]

how can you get top tear guy so soon

[StrategyGameFan4]

In the movies, Gimli says that dwarven women are so similar to men that they are often mistaken to be men :D

[jordyhursty]

@StrategyGameFan4 they said it was a mif

[AndrewTheEternal]

@StrategyGameFan4 Tolkien himself said that Dwarf women do have beards, as a matter of fact.

[StrategyGameFan4]

@AndrewTheEternal Yes, I'm just saying what Gimli said.

[DaRealElChiaUSA]

its friday! friday!

[rockguy321]

awsome vid., love this game!!!!!

[bht813]

I wonder what Dwarf Cavalry looks like?

[XxModernDayRaiderxX]

there is place in my country name aragon not aragorn but close :)

[bloodravenist]

Yay

[OdInR0CKs]

Dwarves rule!!

[GoddessAbramova]

Yep :P All Dwarf women in Middle Earth have beards :P

[aluapzurc2]

where do you download it from? is the kingdoms expansion necessary? :)

[mryupex]

:D

[thatguyavcam]

awwwwwww dwarves. i was hoping gondor. they're awesome. dwarves are just, you know, kinda weird.

[MrPivotman12]

@thatguyavcam you dont like midgets... i hate midgets that dont SHUT THE FUCK UP

[MrRockstaR1231]

varför är du inte på dreamhack????

[hAppyfAce1792]

lol look at the minimap, see if u can see the huge face :P

[Jeljer007]

Woop Woop

[UndeadRussianLord]

I LOVE THE DWARVEN SONGS!

[fletcheyuk]

Yes i contributed, voted for the dwarfs.

[MolestedBurger]

NICE (Marcus Fenix Style)

[Fatman5ish]

Diplex turn on Ali alialising and antiscopering filtering *16, it will look immense but still run smoothly :)

[asdasd3056]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[XDEMguyzX]

I love the total war games you should do another livestream

[nickhlosat]

They ALL have beards.

[cliffhanger11414]

@nickhlosat As it should be, fuck yeah.

[aradan3]

Why, chose mordor for the troll time.(troll: beast. troll: anolling person)

[benfn33]

Ooh, dwarves! "Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!" — -Ancient dwarven battle cry meaning "The axes of the dwarves! The dwarves are upon you!"