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  • is it true that Shiloh killed herself?

  • @gothbabii188 i don't think so.

  • It makes me laugh more than anything when people hated Onision for who he was when he was like this a few years ago, and now everybody wants him to be like this again after the whole Shiloh deal.

  • ...where are da puppehs? :'(

  • he just fking ate the bible!! fuck yea \m/ :O

  • you guys in the comments are posting such retarted coments he just acts weird for the video hes normal -___- people have no sense of humor >_>

  • ): I couldn't get to my pay pal fast enough. </3

  • Wtf?!

  • Onision has A.D.H.D.

    he was obviously off the pill when he did this!

  • @Axisoflords no he dosent have a.d.h.d onisonis acting dumbass

  • @MegaLordjoshua Sorry dumbass, he has A.D.H.D.

    I know this because I've watched him for over 4 years.

  • imagine this guy on ecstasy XDD

  • yes.

  • Nice abs though. And you remind me of when I used to make weird noises, weird songs, rhymes and outbursts and was carefree though also careless. I would suggest seeing your GP to ask him/her to hook you up with mental health professional. He/she could prescribe some Aropax and Flupenthixol. The second needs to be administered into the ass muscle and fat tissue by needle once every fortnight. The first comes in pill form, three a day will do it in conjunction with the injection.

    Regards, Patrick.

  • Okay Onision Dude. I just wanted to say that you freak me out. You freak me out so much with your mannerisms, behaviors and outbursts that you make me feel like I am going to break out into obsessive compulsive fits again. You make me feel very close to fitting out. That hasn't fucken happened in months though just watching four of your videos in the space of fifteen minutes tonight does that, and makes me feel close to a psychotic OCD episode. Fuck, you are either mildly autistic or have ADHD.

  • @PatrickHanibal Amen brotha!

  • @Axisoflords I was talking about that ex-girlfriend who had sex with 20 people, and Onision said that she couldn't have been pressured into having sex because she had sex with 20 people. So he was implying that sluts can't be raped. Which had offended many rape victims, you ugly fuck. And besides why the fuck does Onision doesn't need to show his fans about all his personal life, keep that to yourself. Btw I didn't say he had sex with his mom, I said he rubbed her vjj and vibrator together.

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  • GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY lol

  • AAAAAHHHH okay. AAAHHHHH okay. xD

  • At least you have your own place bub....I still live with my Mom. LOLZ! I don't mind though, I love her to pieces... XD

  • awesome, iver never seen anyone eating a bible:)

  • aaah,aah okay, aaah :D

  • Pffffffft "GIMME YOU'RE F#@&IN MONEY!!"

    i died laughing at this

    love you Greg

  • I used to like his videos, now their just gay

  • @quinnster30 They're*

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  • Every charity add in a nutshell

  • Ha that was fucking metal. Good point btw.

  • Then how did you get money for the piano. Answer back (i know where you live) have fun at the mentle hospital x

  • Anti christian, are we?!

  • I was very moved by this commercial

  • @ EmilyTianaCampy: I'm glad there is at least 1 person who has morals and knows that we don't need more hate. Hate generates more hate and that's what we see here in these comments. It infuriates me how stupid, mean and evil people become. They'll get their part anyway. Keep up the good work, girl, you're on the right track! Peace!

  • You know... I've seen this video uploaded at least twice before.

  • If we continue like this, we will come to a stage where we eat others in reality shows. Is that desensitizing what we really want? We have to stop being so short sighted. btw, I'm totally unsubbing from you, dude to me you seem mk'd. If you know what it means.

  • hey greg, check out nergal, the lead singer of behemoth (metal group) - he's done the same thing on stage. Try with the koran, good luck :) btw, I'm neither catholic, nor atheist, nor any other "religion" but I think we should respect people, even those who believe in something we don't believe. It sucks to see all the same shit everywhere, people tearing bibles apart.. All the fucking disrespect and intolerance.

  • love the last subtle cry at 2:36 with the turtle in the back.

  • @speakerforthe shit i mean 0:40

  • Third world problems. No1: OMG my phone died of battery. No2: I can't be bothered going to get more milk. No3: I don't wanna go to school today.

    First world problems: No1: I wish I had a phone. No2: I wish I could afford milk No3: I wish I went to school

  • @Sweetpotatokumara You got them the wrong way mate.

    3rd world countries are developing countries.

    1st world = developed countries.

  • : where do i send my money to?

  • Sorry i need my money to pay for my school caus my parents wont help me..

  • Soooo mad meant to thumbs down and hit wrong button..

  • Stupid and not funny in the slightest, ripping up the bible and putting it in your mouth was fucking disrespectful and rude. Just because your some atheist or agnostic shit, doesn't mean that you should have no respect for religion you ignorant moron. GTFO youtube and get help you fucking prick.

  • @TheToilet21 You are why Greg and I are not religious. You take such personal offence just because of a piece of paper. It doesn't matter what's written on that paper, It won't affect anyone if it was ripped up. Settle the fuck down.

  • @Axisoflords good answer :)

  • @Axisoflords I never said I was religious in any way, I said that I respect religion. Unlike you and this prick who don't have any respect for anyone's religion. This is why religious people tend to not like people with your kind of sleezy attitude. Just because you don't believe in anything doesn't mean your fucking cooler than anyone else. Respect religion and not a douche who thinks ripping up religious articles is funny.

  • @TheToilet21 I was brought up a Christian, I went to church every sunday, and said sung hyms. But even with all that, I still don't give a shit over a ripped book. But unlike you cynical over-sensitive people, who actually QQ over a ripped books, who cry to the world over the smallest in-fracture. This video was just a fucking joke. People like you take things too seriously.

    Greg is Agnostic. I am agnostic. I respect religion just as much as the next guy.

  • @Axisoflords Onision rubs his mama's vagina with his broken vibrator which he uses on his own vagina. Onision is a douche with a mental problem who needs to get help and get off youtube, fucking prick. And btw, not every christian is like you. I never said I'm christian. Some christians are deep into their religion because it gives them hope. I couldn't care less about how you went to church or how you got raped by your uncle, point is, Onision is a douche who really is a hyprocrite

  • @TheToilet21 Okay, obviously you had nothing to say abck to me. So now you've resorted to this, mindless immature dribble that only makes you look like a fool. I'm glad to see that you're a mature indavidual.

    Not really, I knew you were childish fro mthe first comment you said. You take shit too seriously. And when proven wrong, you resort to childish insults at people you know nothing about. Stupid child, you're the one that needs the mental help.

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  • @TheToilet21 This is the comment that was removed:

    @Axisoflords Your probably some stupid teenage girl who worships her cult leader. What has he taught you? To say that sluts can't be rape is a good man? Onision is insane and a douche, do you know how many people found that offensive yet you still worship your little cult leader. Bitch shut up and stop sucking Onision's crusty ass dick and wake up this guy is a total douche and doesn't know shit of 99% of the things he talks about!

  • @TheToilet21 I am an 18 year old MALE construction worker. The fact that all you've replied back to me, is illogical, immature and childish garbage, then removing it from the thread so nobody can see how fucking stupid you are, proves how worthless you really are.

    Stop replying, you're wasting your own time trying to win an argument, that not even you can understand what we're talking about. Come back in a few years and grow up! Then come back to me, okay?

  • @Axisoflords I removed it cause I made a typo :3 So I fix it and reposted it. Watch out everyone we got a construction worker here, someone call the police. Well I did say "probably" learn how to read noob. Your probably a really retarded person who likes his videos cause he is so "nice" and he is an "atheist" and knows how to "treat" women. Onision is a douche who is completely hypocritical in every way. Did you ignore what I said in my last comment about his ex,what yo take on it?

  • @TheToilet21 I'm not the retarded person who claimed Onision has sex with his mother...That's plain immature and moronic to say. Secondly, He's Agnostic, not Atheist (As am I).

    His ex lied to the courts and is forcing Greg to pay her $90,000. She lied because she said she'd never do this to him...But she did anyway.

  • @Axisoflords Monarchies,aristocracies,and religions areall based uponthat large defect inyour race-the individual's distrust ofhis neighbor,and his desire,for safety's or comfort's sake,to stand well inhis neighbor's eye.These institutions will always remain,andalways flourish,andalways oppress you,affront you,and degrade you,because you will always beand remain slavesof minorities.There wasnever acountry where themajority ofthe people were intheir secret hearts loyal toany ofthese institutions.

  • @666KeepitMetal You'll have to forgive me if I'm not familiar with that verse. I haven't been to church in over 5 years. But what is said on that verse, really defines our race as of today. I thank you for sending me that comment, It's made me think.

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  • @Axisoflords It offenses the religious community and just makes you look like a prick who thinks he's better than anyone else. Don't hate on that religion and just respect it, you attention-calling prick.

  • sweet killed a bible woot

  • I've missed this(:

    

  • He got swag lol

  • I am so re-sharing this

  • im SOO CONFUSED! i like onisions funny and serious videos, but shit!

  • ok.- AHHH.-ok

  • Onision is starting to remind me of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho...

  • haha u hav been working out onision;) hahaa

  • Some of you Bible haters are ignorant lol sorry but you are. I love onision and a can care less on what he says about religion but its rude to bad mouth others who think different

  • 😲

    Lol* eats bible* THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT

    that's pretty much what it is? :D

  • I love this video! XD

  • had to watch that piano playing over and over again

  • confused....but theres a like button so yeah

  • HAH u eat BIBLES !! teehee

  • what...just...HAPPENED O-O

  • Oh my god. This is amazing. WIN!!!

  • This is my favorite Onision video. Yay for reuploading.

  • i would give you all da moneyz. :D

  • There is almost 0 videos on his archive that i haven't already seen before, haha!

  • Wow

  • LMAO! xD

  • :P

  • i love the comments like "this is old" "didnt u make a vid like this before" when this channels called onision archive =p this is a collection of his classic vids guys

  • Thank you for re-uploading the best video you have ever made(in my opinion) This is the reason i subbed :D.

  • Give me your fucken money!!!!

  • OMG i remerber this i nearly DIED laughing at lol still to ... *face turns and dies*

  • lol :3

  • AHaahaaa you were eating the bible hahhaa...May I kiss you for that? :D

    Funny video haha,even if you are miserable! :DDD

  • ASPCA COMMERCIALS........

  • Where do I donate?

  • I used to love this video~ Dedicated long time Onision fan..

  • i watched this when he originally released this and this video made me subscribe

    

  • Thumbs up for bible pages eating

  • Onision: *lifts up shirt and reveals six pack* JUST LOOK AT ME! I'M NEARLY ANOREXIC!!

  • I LOVE YOU!!!!

  • you look like you could use a nice think juicy steak

  • @JoeTheAtheist86 ...hes a vegetarian...

  • @SuperInsanePeople lol i know.

  • lol, wut? XD This was actually pretty funny XDD

  • 1:35 THE ANTI CHRIST LMAO

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  • It's a fucking joke people.

  • Wow and ppl wana really send him $? He makes enough off youtube folks

  • Fuk u greg

  • is there anywhere i can send a check? id love to help out :)

  • Looks like an original OnisionSpeaks video to me...

  • haters make you famous :D

  • @graciepie25 and thats something to be proud of?

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  • I remember when this was first uploaded lol :)

  • He riped a bible the little pocket oranges they give u at church what a fucking douche

  • LOL!!! that was incredible..... <3 u Greg

  • click ads, give Onision money...

  • how'd that bible taste? :D aha your amazing

  • B..But i don't have any m-money! ;(((

  • Omfg this video <3

  • ...cool story bro :P

  • this is baton ... lalalala **nice peacefull** BAM BAM BAM!!!!! I LOVE YOU GREG

  • This one is in my top 10 from you!!! I love it :))

  • i remember when this video first came out. it's still funny as hell! :)

  • REUPLOAD! onision im a true fan

  • yay you ate a Bible. YAY!!! and i feel sorry that your crying. BUt we love you Onison, so be good. we send hugs, we know that your going thought a tuff time. but remember to be good. i am sorry if i make no sense. :D

  • looks like greg is taking his divorce hard..

    he needs money guys.

    give himz the moneyz

  • BA ha ha!! Always loved this one.

    

  • Hello religious people. For every religious document/book/parchment you don't burn, I'm going to burn 10. Have fun with that.

  • Уууиииииии)))

  • Everyone i just wanted to let you know that..... its just a fucking book. Don't get so Burritos hurt about. I throw them away all the time.

  • could you do some sTupiD stuff in front of a green screen pleaseeeeee

  • stfu and take my money

  • Ok this is a thumbs up video!!! Eating the bible, classic!!! Love it.

  • I suddenly have a strange urge... to give you my fucking money. Paypal link? :3

  • Im Sorry But I Would Have Liked It If You Didnt Have To Rip The Bible And i Still Love You And Your Videos.....I Would Give You Money If I Had Some Money.......

  • @BreezeDaYFlower23 Why Did You Start Every Word With A Fucking Capitol?

  • @Ozitiho Thats How I Type......

  • First world problems

  • <_< I Would Give You My Money.

  • didn't you make a video JUST like this a while back?

  • These videos are seriously the only reason I stay subscribed. I stay for the Bible eating moments. They're totally worth everything else. Screw the drama, this is bloody hilarious.

  • You are really weird in a good way.

  • I can only aford and iPod touch but not an iPhone 4s :( SO GIVE ME YOUR ****ING MONEY!!!!!

  • You should ahev posted ur payapl account info LOL. And see how much money you would have gotl lol

  • Stupid Fucker ... Ateist ... lool i wish see You in last moments what You will think then ... stupid prick ...

  • @Ciostek14789 you call him stupid and then you write a comment with more spelling and grammer mistakes than in anything i have ever seen?

  • @Ciostek14789 Atheist*

    I wish i could see you*

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  • Why do i feel like i saw this video before???

  • @KristleMethod because it's on onision archive.

  • @KristleMethod this is an archive channel. Its all old videos

  • Ill give you ALLLL my money....

    My MONOPOLY money that is

  • @1peterkim123

    * reads reply

    * laughs at reply

    *Agrees to reply

  • OLD!

  • people gve him ur f***ing money !! :D

  • baaahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­hahahahahaahhhaahahahaha u can have 10$

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  • This has always been one of my favoritessssss!!!!

  • How's this funny?

  • I miss u talking like smiz charley it was so comforting

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  • 13 people are christian

  • I fucking love you, you psycho!! xD

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • XD Eats the bible part XD oh lawdie I'm going to hell for thinking that was just fucking epic.

  • I'm not catholic, if it was a real bible that you ripped and put in your mouth that is very disrespectful, if you want other people to respect your beliefs on vegetarianism etc you should respect other people religion

  • @EmilyTianaCampy

    *Reads comment*

    *Laughs at it because christians make fun at atheists all the time*

  • @1peterkim123 I'm not christian, I am Hindu, and even if some Christians do make fun of atheists, it doesn't mean atheists get to do the same

  • @EmilyTianaCampy So if my brother gets killed by some guy. I don't get to do anything to him? :L

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  • @1peterkim123 exactly, you shouldn't do anything back, to do something back would make you just as bad as the 'some guy'

  • @EmilyTianaCampy OH sure because i would just stand there and get killed by the guy doing nothing. :L