Tim Hawkins - Church, Christians, & Sleeping in Church

[TeamJacob57]

I am watching this at the library so I have to hold in my laughter. It is SO HARD!

[awesomeness2416]

And you have a giver's appendix!

[popcorn4lunch]

What is with him and Twinkies? ;)

[Nov494]

We don't say "he's crazy" we say "he's our youth pastor."

Lol, so accurate.... SO accurate....

But hey, we love him anyway. :-)

[dan122189]

omg youth pastor!!!! XD

[JFreak4eternity12345]

"We don't say he's out of his mind that's our youth pastor." As the daughter of a youth pastor I agree 100%!!!! lol

[TheIncredibleAuthorE]

Red rum! Red rum!

[TheWillToProceed]

Boo Arkansas jokes! JK can't wait to see Tim in concert!

[girlsmurf13]

how dare you you freak!!

[ipodjesse]

Laughter is God-given!!!!!! Tim just brings it out quick:D love him 2 death:) lol

[RedPaganPunk]

I'm a non-Christian, and I still think that this guy is one of the funniest dudes on the planet xD

[CaseyCovenant]

You will never find an Islamic Comedian that is similar to Tim Hawkins. Christians have a lot of reason to be joyful because our God is LOVE. =)

[bLAckOp5PlaYaA]

I'm from Arkansas,;/

[bornagain2day]

4:04 best part LOL

[knowledge999999999]

A body without the spirit is dead... Eph 5:23 I believe that there is only one true living church. I also believe that every church that is of man will fall... for it is corrupt, false, dead, not genuine, not real, the true gifts of the Spirit of God are not found there. They believe but never come to know the truth.. Why ? 1 Cor 12:3

[knowledge999999999]

We can be slaves to our own ignorance

[betharoniboo]

This is totally ellendale!

[LadyofNightWake]

You have a servants heart Tim a servants heart!

Tim:..Why thank you. You have a givers appendix...

[FlippersMelon]

whatever you do... don't watch this guy in study hall... random laughing disorder does not go over to well with the study hall monitor... TRUST ME! I might know from experience

[bigjenna10]

We don't say he's out of his mind no, we say he's our youth pastor! I am a youth pastors daughter I can relate!

[stn4evrae]

So funny!

[UsernameMorgan1000]

Arkansas jokes are always funny. :D Sorry, Arkansas.

[iamme737]

SHE'S A VISITOR xD!

[TheCreativeOne21]

I'M FROM ARKANSAS! XD LOL

[ilove2praisehim]

At my church the ushers have little baskets filled with small bottles of hand sanitizer and they pass them out every sunday and wednesday. i have been at this church as a member for six months and i cant count how many bottles of hand sanitizers that i havent even used yet!

[OliviaRoseMiller533]

HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whitedaisy75]

Oh My God ..Hillarious! LOL!

[JoeysWifey13]

''oh chopped her in the throat!!!" :O "ohh no she's a visitor!!" LOL

[mcwack6]

I've never actually seen someone fall asleep in church, but the gag us still hilarious!

[MsGavrielGirl]

My dad fell asleep in church today!!! Unfortunately, I woke hime up before he could start snoring!!!

[Andrew092895]

I learned something today, NEVER EAT WHILE WATCHING TIM HAWKINS!!!, I laughed so hard to this I inhaled part of my sandwich, then i had to go to the emergency room and have the sandwich removed from my lungs. Meanwhile when I came home, i had to clean up all the crap that was all over my computer from me trying to breath!!!!!!! jk jk trust me:)

[Wallaroo21]

Lol I AM a youth pastor! And you COULD say I am out of my mind =p

[iluvanimalz00]

my youth pastor IS out of his mind O_o

[Theanimatedcow]

"tim you have a servants hears" "WHY THANK YOU. and you have a givers appendix" LOOOOOOL

[legacygal4eva]

Hes out of hos mind! No thats our youth pastor! Lol sooooooo true........

[xXStrWbrrYsToneXx]

He's such a nut! Hahahaha!!

[DarciAStewart01]

Haha I love then he's taking like a person who's just been chopped in the throat lol. "Get away from me, you weirdo! How dare you! How dare you do that to me! Red rum! Red rum!"

[Blueeyedloves]

He's so funny it hurts!!

[MelonieCrazyMuzik]

GO TO SLEEP DUDE!!! man give this guy a pillow!! LOL xP

[kathvic1]

@MelonieCrazyMuzik

[artistjada]

everyone in my church calls me a servant's heart because i work with the babies and stuff but a baby threw up on me well serving is not a heart full of joy i fell asleep while holding a baby and drull was all over my shirt LOL o_0

[SisterMadHatter]

Haha, my dad used to elbow me when I almost fall alseep in church and now he has just given up and lets me sleep xD

[jojoeffintoland]

GO TO SLEEP DUDE! YOUR AN ADULT DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO! YOUR TIRED YOU SLEEP GET THIS MAN A PILLOW!!!

[pstood]

I still laugh out loud every time I watch this! He's a genius.

[kraziiGirl10]

"you tithe, you sleep. Give this man a pillow" that was my favorite, it's hilarious

[gabriiellaaa1]

"oh i chopped her in the throat D: im so sorry! ... and she's a visitor!!! im so sorry!!" hahaha

[sammy01220]

"and you have a giver's appendix" XD x 500

[randomcheese72]

my pastor said we put hand sanitizer in the church to stop "horse flu" (aka swine flu)

[iliketosinganddance1]

i cant even see the dislike bar! YAY!!!!!!!!

[tfk1panhead]

"we dont say hes out of his mind thats our youth pastor"lol i catualy spit out my drink lol

[tfk1panhead]

1:47 tried to rewind to 1:35 but was laughing to hard to click the thing lol

[MissBuyNLarge]

"tune in next week for the next in a 48 part series: How to Be a Twinkie in a Ding Dong World"

i had to pause it right there...i was laughing too hard to continue

[mykatsuki]

SHE'S A VISITOR IM SO SRRY" haha tim is soo funny

[Autumndusk2]

i just pissed my pants laughing so hard @ "i just karate chopped her"

[evachan1995]

2 people fall asleep all the time in church XD

[Bitten2007]

the 2 dislikes are from arkansas and have 4 kids! :D

[BigHairySexyBeast]

@Bitten2007 not me dude xD

[1243crusader]

2 people love hand sanitizer

[ChildofGod318]

redrum! redrum! (thumbs up if you know what this means)

[ToddlovesCopper]

"You have a servant's heart." "Uh...thank you....and you have a gift for semantics!" LOL, Tim Hawkins is hilarious, though I do usually pray about the stuff I say I will, though keeping it up is hard sometimes.

[FGShelly]

Hey, ToddlovesCopper. He doesn't say "you have a gift for semantics" He says "and you have a GIVER'S APPENDIX." You were close though...

[smilewhenurdown]

2 people dont like twinkies!



[Rangerhalt1]

Some people actually have hand sanitizers in their churches? :P I'm Catholic and we don't have sanitizers. See, we're discreet about germs we just head to the bathroom and wash our hands in private. :P

[PurpleComputerNerd01]

I have the same chair in my kitchen...

[DriftwoodAndCorpses]

the world needs more like him. the proof of a healthy and thriving religion is the ability to joke and be more authentic while working on oneself--humor is a pressure valve that is essential. people shouldn't take themselves too seriously, but they shouldn't stop working on themselves--that's the message of comedy.

[Exmoor123]

@DriftwoodAndCorpses God made us in his own image. And God had a good sense of humour some of the stuff he's created in the world and made happen. Those who have a sense of humour got the whole deal I figure. :)

[Godskid66]

@DriftwoodAndCorpses It is not a religion. It is a relationship with Jesus Christ. Religion is man trying to earn his way to Heaven. In Christianity, Jesus said "It is finished."

[burtonlegand]

@Godskid66 He did finish the work he was sent to perform. "If you love me, keep my commands" :) Now lets love Yahshua.

[Godskid66]

@burtonlegand Amen. God is SO awsome!!!!

[freaksofnature19]

Love him

[kcblj5]

Chop to the throat!!! Lol : )

I hate falling asleep in church but, it is funny watching others do it : )

[Heartunavailable]

OMG WHEN I FALL ASLEEP IN CHURCH I MAKE JERKY MOVEMENTS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD LMBO!

[JBluver2010]

@Heartunavailable i do to. but it my had mainly like snapping up cos i try to stay awake xD like last sun. i sat in th FRONT ROW and was falling ASLEEP

[CoolBugH20]

too fantastically hilarious! coming to Memphis for the homeschool convention

[Doodlebuggie95]

@CoolBugH20 You're homeschooled too?!?!

[TheGreenbean8]

you have the follicles of wisdom

[Ponychic11]

how to be a twinkie in a din ding world! lol

[lovestimhawkins]

LOL sooooooooooooooo true SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY

[randomanna1]

Tim's so funny. And he's right! We do tend to speak "Christianese." I know I do.

[tincanspaceman]

I CHOPPED A VISITOR IN THE LARYNX!!!

[MsCookieJonas]

"You have a servant's heart" "Why, thank you... And you have a giver's appendix" hahahahaha!

[bigdaddy2106]

wait a minute... he said newlyweds with 4 kids? holy crap they work fast don't they?

[sabrinabrian24]

@bigdaddy2106 ikr!!! thats wat I said!

[cherokeeowl]

What is it with you and Bob Smiley picking on Arkansas? You must have some secret fascination with our Ozark Mountains and the Delta skies.

You're awesome, Tim!

[supersniper180]

@cherokeeowl another Arkansas-an woo

[tigerlady277]

I love him. He is so funny. Reminds me of our church. GOing to send this to my pastor.

[1022Jenna]

@tigerlady277 I know right! Sorry I voted you down, I meant to thumbs up.

[1022Jenna]

@tigerlady277 I know right! Sorry I voted you thumbs down down, I meant to vote you thumbs up.

[SmokeGamer]

your videos are hilarious I love the one about hand sanatizwer

[supersniper180]

im from arkansas

[christylove13]

Great video

[fuzzball1213]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! i cant wait to go to his concert in a couple months!

[junebugg045]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahha!!! The frown and the eye bob!!!! Hahahahahahaha. Give this man a pillow!!!! xD Omg!! This is too funny.! And his expression!! O_O

[junebugg045]

I LOVE this video!!! It is HILARIOUS!! :-D

[Christianchic907]

You have a giver's appendix!

[Gotchicken83]

We certainly don't wanna do that do are visitors. LOL

[Keeby12]

"How to be a Twinkie in a Ding-Dong world."

[ChistianChick]

He's not "Out of his mind" he's our "Youth Pastor"! So true! xD

[dancedanceeyeah]

@ChistianChick Agree so true! LOL

[tamakifangirl1]

@ChistianChick sometimes I think our youth pastors almost have to be! lol

[joebrueske]

@ChistianChick and I think it's on the application forms. It's required that you're a bit crazy, insane driver, willing to eat anything, and will get any teenager to do anything.

[Vondra10101]

@ChistianChick

SSOOO TRUE! LOL!

[lisalynn47]

@ChistianChick 707 Amen!

[pltravers]

hahaha "We don't say 'no,' we say 'I'll pray about it.'" So true!

[jriel3]

this is funny