The Spy's Guide to Poker Night

[AnarchyEngineer]

I love how the AI just gives up if you go all in for the first few round. (Does vary but generally they all fold but once you get to the later stages of the game, that trick doesn't work)

[MrNudeypants]

I got all 4 items in under 2 hours. Not hard to get them, lol.

[ATetrisBlock]

I got them in a single normal play session.

First game, I learnt how to play.

Second, the Lugermorph was mine. Then the Timepiece. Then a loss. Then a win, then the shades. Then a couple more games before the Iron Kurtain.

It's easy.

[FirstDoodles]

The very second I bought this game, I played until I got all the items without taking a single break.

[MegaFatNerd]

it's a Microsoft Intellimouse!

[Skedizz]

press CTRL F4! Its hilarious

[Vergilthenew]

@Skedizz ha ha fuck head.

[MUSTDOS]

@Skedizz you mean alt-F4, right?

[Minsheme]

@Skedizz Did you discover the internet yesterday? Fucking 10 year old. You didn't even get it right.

[Skedizz]

@Minsheme it works for me shithead

[petris112]

My reaction when I'm killed in TF2:

0:25

[Jigsaw100500]

Its me...

[Rockerbro3371]

I like that game

[TheJarich]

what happend to 0:37

[IncomingSandvich]

secret in poker night, sam is in dere, when you enter poker night in the elevator and look up, you see sam....

[SuperTubeful]

Lol my bro got the Lugermorph and it's freakkin' awesome!

[Idet1000]

@SuperTubeful It's the same as the regular pistol in every way, it's just a reskin.

[SuperTubeful]

@Idet1000 Yeah but i love how..... Retro it is o.o

And it has got 14 bullets <.<

[enlowmation]

If you're any good at poker, getting the items is a breeze.

[SobmicSSBB]

That trash bin is sentient!

[Linguma]

every time i play poker night my pc crashes lol

[Athanase48067]

this game along with my mother taught me how to gamble.

[EmperorHeresy]

I loved this game, the atmosphere was relaxed, the comments were funny, the joke that the heavy told was gruesome and I got some cool items out of it. I really should re-install it.

[asteroidrules]

Duck!

[bestmager44]

is poke night still on tf2?

[darkmeta999]

Poker Night Items for Dummies:

-Start new games until someone puts up an item.

-If you have a good hand, gradually increase the bet and try not to scare anyone off.

-If you have a bad hand, go all in. Usually, you'll scare everyone else into folding, but sometimes Strong Bad (or even Max) will take you on with something even worse and bust out.

-If the last step fails and you bust out, there's always Ctrl-Alt-Del -> End Program to restart the hand. :D

Alternately: bring Sasha to table. Win.

[GW4GTA]

@darkmeta999 is it possible to buy the PNatI from a game store or something? or can you only but it from steam?

[darkmeta999]

@GW4GTA I'm pretty sure you can only buy it online, but it doesn't have to be on Steam - you could get it directly from TTG's website.

That said, there's no real point to getting this game outside of Steam, as the only thing this has over other poker games (some of which are completely free) is the TF2 items. :/

[GW4GTA]

@darkmeta999 Oh :/ I thought that if I buy it outside of steam, it would automatically connect it to steam :o I've bought ALL my steam games from store or ordered them online and they are all connected to steam?

L4D2, DoW2 (+ chaos rising), MW2, Duke Nukem Forever and ofcourse, Team Fortress 2 :) All those game are connected to steam for me. I ordered L4D2 and Duke Nukem Forever online and they are connected to steam so I thought it could connect to steam automatically ^.^

[darkmeta999]

@GW4GTA Well, if any other games have done that, this one shouldn't be any different. ^^;

[NameRetarded]

Good thing IIII know how to play poker.

HUHUHUH I GOT ALL THE ITEMS >:D

[videogamedude1000]

This game taught me how to play poker :D

[VenomJack1]

it's not that hard to get, i got all the items in a day

[bobfromspeedway1]

Backround music?

[infurnus1]

@bobfromspeedway1 maktone probably, one of the "class" tunes I think

[MetaTalex]

Dat poker face :}

[doom1killer123]

so wait, you hate the game but you throw away your monitor?

[chinacat1337]

YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

[robloxfan459]

@chinacat1337 Dark Souls in Nutshell. :P

[RieblTyler]

some people are so lazy and think "oh i want items so if i just play the game once with no effort i will get all the weapons i want " it makes me sick .

[doom1killer123]

@RieblTyler you have to actually earn it to use it. its sad people dont even try. the game is fun

[RieblTyler]

@doom1killer123 exactly what i mean

[doom1killer123]

@RieblTyler naem i tahw yltcaxe

[1000meganerd]

poker night is fun right? cuz i wanna buy it

[RieblTyler]

@1000meganerd yes



[MarbalTm]

@RieblTyler Well i was like "oh i want items so if i just play poker night 9001 times with lots of effort i will get all the items in the game"

[RieblTyler]

@MarbalTm well if you dont like poker DONT PLAY LOL

[MarbalTm]

@RieblTyler START POEKERZ

[Kinfas]

I have all items and I still play the game, to relax sometimes :)

[Megaluigi93]

@Kinfas i wish i had the game, but eh

[hughpower123]

That was pretty much my reaction, cos i only bought it for the items :/

[doom1killer123]

@hughpower123 the key word here is EFFORT!!!!!!!

[LaughJester9000]

@hughpower123 Lazy Fucks

[mw47]

and since that game, i can play poker

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[M30W3R]

Silly Spy, trashing your monitor won't make the pc go away

[ThaRealElTigra]

Maktone at background <3

[marsling12]

@ThaRealElTigra who the fuck cares <3

[ThaRealElTigra]

@marsling12 I, and other chaps out there who LOVE (take note: "<3") to listen to chiptune music

[marsling12]

@ThaRealElTigra who.the fuck. CARES.

[ThaRealElTigra]

@marsling12 cool story bro

[marsling12]

@ThaRealElTigra lamest comment 2011

[ThaRealElTigra]

@marsling12 well, at least I CARE

[marsling12]

@ThaRealElTigra but your comment(s) are totally unnessecary -.-

[Sarkavonsy]

@marsling12 How was his comment unnecessary? He was simply mentioning the name of the music in the background, likely for the convenience of others. You then went ahead with a quick troll, escalating the whole thing into a stupid, unintelligible argument akin to something that may spew from the mouths of two 4 year olds.

@ThaRealElTigra Cool story bro is not a valid response, with a possible exception, of course, being 4chan. Shame on you.

[marsling12]

@Sarkavonsy well yeah i was pretty pissed off at the time,and i really hate this <3 smiley so i just went a little mad.....i also didnt wanted to make a really sensefull comment,i also didnt really gave a shit about this and just wrote some (purple) stuph

[Sarkavonsy]

@marsling12 If you don't have anything not-unbelievably-stupid to say, don't say anything at all.

[marsling12]

@Sarkavonsy FAIL

[Sarkavonsy]

@marsling12 I restate my previous point.

[marsling12]

@Sarkavonsy well i restate MY previous point.

[Sarkavonsy]

@marsling12 You have none. Only an immature bleating of the word "Fail."

[OMJosef1996]

lol i got all the weapons in like 6 games LOL *insert lol face here*

[RawkHawk5]

@OMJosef1996 The never played again right?

[OMJosef1996]

@RawkHawk5 no, i like the game i still play it.

[yacanman11]

urgh.. these are the people I hate, they buy the game just for the items. Because no one read that you HAVE TO PLAY THE F*cKING GAME TO GET THE DAM ITEMS! Just enjoy the game, you people are so obsessed over getting items.

[TheLUKA64]

@yacanman11 the only reason i got poker night was for try poker  then items was...... howi can call it.. and add on! LOL

[TheLUKA64]

@yacanman11 o and BTW i hate hats :D these things are just boring and useless TEAM FORTRESS 2 > FANCY TRADING 2

[BrownyTCat]

@THEINTROENGIE

I need the lugermorph... I can't play poker for shit.

[funlyon]

@BrownyTCat it easy well in this game because AI bluffs a LOT! so half of time if they go all in when they got item it 75% bluffing 25% have good cards

[Chikun382]

I lag on Poker Night, but not on L4D (1+2), TF2, and others. :L

[FreakinOcelot]

@Chikun382 either your graphics card or powersource is too weak, or you have to lower the graphics

[SteelthewolfX]

I actually know how to play poker.

And I'm on the internet.

...Logic bomb deployed.

[ALLGAMESFORFREESTEAM]

lol

[THENITROENGIE]

my friend just hacked the game. :/

[sehguh1]

I just restarted if a player didn't offer an item.

lol

[BlueKewne]

@sehguh1 that's what I did.

if I had a dime for every time I heard "Tonight's stakes will be ten thousan dollas"....

[spikehamer2]

"Be polite", fuck no

[MrMissingno]

the internet not being able to play poker?

are you surprised?

[ZblueboltZ]

Why have those fucking hats when you have a BIN THAT WALKS, WITHOUT FEET? =D

[Emidretrauqe]

"have a plan to kill everyone you meet" fuck yes.

[IIWebbII]

Well duh?

[ChanielDan]

"Be efficient", fuck no

[runemies2]

"Be professional", fuck no

[ZippyRagu]

I guess that's why they call it texas holdem. You have be texan to hold them cards.

[pwninator345]

I think it's actually pretty fun, too bad I suck at poker though >.>

[WingedTurt1e]

You paid 5$ for items?

[Tycholarfero]

No surprise that the spy bets all in.

[Robotsrule101]

e-peen +1

[Robotsrule101]

ff i got all the weps on the first night

[AcolyteOfLulz]

but, the game is so cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooool

[koikeiya]

Trash bin is credit to team.

[MAXepher]

Where's my Bingo Night

[KazzRacer]

@MAXepher Bingo Night at the Inventory, coming 2011! ALL THE SAM AND MAX ITEMS AGAIN TO PISS OFF ALL OF TF2!