Shit Single Girls Say

[funnydayz]

Sooooooo true!!! Every single part of it!!!!!!!!

[MadBurglar]

I am in love, this is so funny!! That guy is hilarious ah!!!!!

[DarkGemOfTheNight]

SO. TRUE.

[Hieifireshadow]

WHY IS THIS SO TRUE D:

[theoneftw101]

haha, its sad how right this is.

[Crankyanker2]

This is funny!

[TheBookFanatics]

Haha I always say there are no hot guys here xD

[mikenavarro777]

DUDE WHERE DO I FOLLOW YOU ? this is exactly the way it is !

[narubaless]

My favorite line is "you've never been single."

[Rocio7166]

Lmao!

[chilly558]

0:25 LMAO!!

[92missemmalouise]

I actually quote this video with my also single friend! HAHA.

[devinrocks9]

@BeautyBySilver Check me out on FB Devin Carlin ;)

[BeautyBySilver]

There are no hot guys here so true!!! I need a new FB profile pic

[CARMELSUNKISS]

I NEED A NEW FB PROFILE PIC LMBOOOOOOO IM WEAK

[dduck1989]

nice outfits lol

[1234asdf2274]

I def sit on the couch with my shirt up lol!

[201stars]

i wish ryan gosling would build me a house tooo. i feel the same way and im not single.

[sandralovesyuhx3]

Lmfao my life story.

[briannaperrixoxo]

OMG! .........EW

[TheMiaAntonia]

0:50 <3

[heathermcd89]

all i can do is laugh. that was weird and funny and...i don't know. he looks good with long red hair though

[ilcesm]

liz lemon's my hero xD

[chrisbrownluverrrrr]

@shanaynayfan01 i love sha nay nay XD

[PRreina10019]

This reflects every single person I know, and I honestly don't know whether to laugh or pity them...

[elenasabrina]

this is so shit i couldnt even watch the whole thing

[martymalik1]

lmao i just wana get banged

[gottalovenaivety]

1:16- 1:18 hahahhahahhahaha "i dont wanna get MERRRIEED?!"

[Stawrogin13]

great video mate! i don't know which one's the original anymore. there's plenty of shitty copy versions, but yours is very witty and hilarious.

[lilmissxg]

more than true!

[Mufasaniqua]

there should also be "oh my god need to update my facebook status: ALL BOYS ARE DOUCHBAGS OMG"

[cheliramires]

;_; story of my life!

[ghizhandahcorz]

hahahahahaha



[onemanwolfpack27]

" I hate New Year's........Eve"

[katieshorses]

*gasp* froyo?

[thrsblyt30]

Story of my life

[Jonasgirly1209]

I have said ALL of these!

[sodamnbeautiful619]

@rachel70s he seriously is! :)

[YOMAMA11212]

THIS IS SO TRUE OMG.

[VivaLaCoolwhip]

0:38-0:41

I thought I was the only one!! :-P

[southpark2611]

They gut n the blue at 1:20 was like damn ! wait wait never mind !!!!!

[marina18kong]

Oh My God! *smile* EW!

[LoveLauqhLivex]

lol i just wanna get banged :D

[Registrate4help]

Lol im only 15 and i also hate Valentines day and New Years Eve, do this Eeeww in the mirror and say ther are no hot guys here but not the rest. :)

[TheChalatana]

'I'm just too picky..soo thats that'. Cracks me up everytime!!

[megkay1990]

lol!!!

[ohmyitzstef]

lol i'm on board with "i wanna move to London, there's hott guys there" lol i say that all the time.

[IFarrell47]

So true :P

[iMusiChick]

..... Jiizz, I'm single - but I don't say any shit of that. But funny tho'

[Ambziie]

bahahaa :D



[ilovedisney84]

Lmao!!! I do hate NEW YEARS XD

[sarahholmes191]

gasp :)..... eww XD love it! lol

[glitz7755]

if I met Ryan Gosling, he would want to build me a house! hahaha Ryan is so hot. ^_^

[Tokyosninja]

Loool i totally say I hate valentines day

[chrisbrownluverrrrr]

@shanaynayfan01 no just little kids yelling and playing and laughing and crap.... it did kinda sound like that too....plus... u mean like shanaynay from shane dawson?

[shanaynayfan01]

@chrisbrownluverrrrr oh haha i thought it was funny and yea that shanaynay :)

[shawtiiee18]

i say nothing like that... except for the last one...""i like being single its fun" ... and its actually the only line ive heard girls say over and over again.

[rickyross182]

Dear god, just put me out of my misery.

[shanaynayfan01]

did anyone else hear the random singing at the end?

[5MILYP]

@shanaynayfan01 NO! UR CRAZY AND PROBABLY SINGLE TOO

[shanaynayfan01]

@5MILYP ??? ur the crazy one and fyi i am not single and yea it was like kids laughing and stuff right at the end

[Ashleey3726]

"I like being single...its fun." So freaking true haha, people say that all the time!

[anythingbutsmart]

And girls still say guys don't understand them.

[sodamnbeautiful619]

*Gasp* Oh my God, ew.

Lmfao!

[rachel70s]

@sodamnbeautiful619 hhhhhhhh this guy is hilarious

[captivatingXcupcake]

@Thelondonbadger I am sorry to report to you, but I am not currently in a relationship with a girl.... (look at my picture) -_-

[megananderson96]

Liz Lemon's my hero

[Katgopur]

dude.....I have respect for you. like mega respect. You dressed up like a chick,and went out in public like that. YOU ARE FUCKIN AMAZING!!!

[iamjesus12354]

is it sad this is all true?

[mwallace818]

I bet most of the dislikes for this video are from single chicks.

[gennifooo]

You forgot "OHMYGOD GUYS SUCK! THEY'RE ALL THE SAME"

[star7girl]

haha i say there are no hot guys all the time.. because its true! the ones that are really hot are either gay or way older for me to date :(

[missykissy111]

I love how he gasps before he talks

[BloodstoneAngel]

This is my life (but with a sarcastic tone followed up by singing show tunes) 

[thewholesomeman]

Awesome! Haha... 

[malailuzija]

I've been single for like almost 2 years and I never say sh*t like that :) maybe I'm not single enough, i.y.n.w. I mean

[sharzy76]

That was amazing and insanely accurate!

[Subdivision555]

I can garentee you ive said pretty much everything on this c:

[TimmyJimmyPika98]

'I just wanna get banged!'

[GOKARA07]

I´m a woman and I´m single and half of the things said here are my quotes LMAO!!!!

[elizabethdanger1]

this reminds me of myself so much its depressing :-(

[MrYdog101]

Lol is that wut the buck

[Theduckrabbit1]

@MrYdog101 no

[onlysweetescape]

this is awesome. "i hate love"

[danpakoman]

that's the shit sorority girls say guy!

[mishyred]

@GingerBeauty1 Shit Actors Say Michelle Bernard

[mishyred]

Shit Actors Say Michelle Bernard

Thank you for watching!!!!

[flaha65]

This is making being single look so golden..

[KrnShadow65]

@flaha65 i dont think you get the joke lol

[xxmisamisa69]

*gasp* fro yo?

[emmy1equestrian]

Im about to have a Wednesday girls night........

[XxNerdxAngelxX]

This is tottally not me when I am single, which I have been for years.

[doglover6661]

Guys are really intimidated by me... SO TRUE!!! :D

[marcellin20]

lol. I HATE new years eve too because it reminds me that Im still single while everyone is hooking up

[SuperTwilighter97]

"If i met Ryan Gosling he would want to build ME a house." yeah shave your stomach and we'll talk.

[Hydrogenglow]

I like shit new yorkers Never say

[Emilia97th]

0:47 I hate new year's eve

[theredgear12]

this could not be any more true. *SIGH*

[strtthshw]

@theredgear12 right? I'm upset at how often I say all of these things lmao

[dongtian00]

@strtthshw

Joining in the depression. Lol.

[jambajuicerocks97]

if i met ryan gosling he would wanna build me a house XD



[Katharine777]

1:09 best part hahaha im just too picky...so true

[uniquecouture]

"Theres no hot guys here..." my signature saying

[vickyyy1991]

@uniquecouture mine to loool

[blondebabe1421]

i say way to much of this stuff.

[SweetiePup0908]

I stopped saying these, and now im dating someone :D

[gingergiggles]

TRUTH!

[missykissy111]

for a single girl, he has some balls walking around dressed like that in public

[MateiTaina]

0:56 lol

[MateiTaina]

press 3 repeatedly

[mintchocolatchip2468]

this guy is too good at this

[shesthatonegirl]

*sittting on couch eating mac and cheese*... "froyo?" Thanks for giving me something to do tonight!

[truckers3]

love the tiny outfits with his nasty body hair everywhere hahaha!

[MissLouisecaramel]

haha all those things I've said...

[norbu99]

ahah this is so well done

[michellelee03]

lmao i love this guy.

[Chuuplo]

If you loved this, you'll love my sh*t gay people say vid!!

[flobuchholz]

omggg this is sooo accurate!

WELL DONE!

[s88232]

0:22 Thats why u r single

[Ashlan1412]

Liz Lemon IS my hero!!!

[ricky93100]

So incredibly accurate lol iv'e heard almost of these

[dee10243]

Haha

[camelsarebeastly]

0:56-0:57 lol

[ouray21]

If i met Ryan Gosling he would want to built me a house.

[yovanni09]

lmao my friend talks like that all the time..hahahaha all this time i thought she really was ok being single haha this is kinda pathetic to say though lol its ok single girls there a man out there for everyone! :) and this video is fucking funny!

[jyo17]

YOU look like ryan gosling lol

[shortiecanbrawl]

lol Anyone who honestly THINKS they like being single, has just been single for too long.

[Sofoklesmaniac]

@shortiecanbrawl nah it's great to only spend money on yourself ;)

[KESchup]

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[MyAniMovies]

so funny - and check out Shit Middle School Students Say (Behind Teachers' Backs) now playing on MyAniMovies Channel...

[merciou]

Ahahah, ''I LIKE BEING SINGLE" = number 1 lie :D

[rawnation2627]

Who's Ryan gosling?

[merciou]

@rawnation2627 hot american actor ^^ he played in movies like ''Fracture'' or ''Drive''..

[captivatingXcupcake]

Who knew that women had such hairy stomachs while eating Mac and Cheese?!

[Thelondonbadger]

@captivatingXcupcake why do you think theirs so many adverts for wax and shaving products for women? Your girl is hairier then you think!!

[chicharinujilla]

girls night !

[AWSOME69COOL]

Sad how I say some of these things.

[drummerchikk101]

lmao I say that I'm too picky aha but I really am lmao

[thewolstiebeast]

I've never really dated anyone before so um I suppose I'm not a depressive single. I never really think about relationships. < That's about the only thing I say except the 'im too picky' thing

[beautiful135]

this was fucking hilarious, all the single girls I know actually say that shit!!!!

[DaniMarieAndrews]

Is It Just Me,

Or Does He Remind You Of Chris Lilley?

[MsScarlett101]

"if i met Ryan Gosling he'd wan to build me a house" lol

[jyo17]

seen it 1000 times!:) love it

[gabsgobygab555]

it is fun!

[TheMONKEYSHINEZ]

hilariously stupid....but still within arms reach of reality....great work

[MultiTurtlesrule]

She's sexy ;)

[GettingToBidness]

He (sorry, she) looks like Katy Perry..

[Mincepiefly]

cutest dog eva!

[monronlawn]

if i met ryan gosling...hed wanna build ME A HOUSE

[laurabananafontana]

"Liz Lemons my hero." STORY OF MY FREAKING LIFE OHMYGOD. You are my favorite.

[SakumaiKaiser]

I say all this shit..... -.-

[slaroya10]

This video = all of my single friends. lol.

[deniseheartsyoux]

You look like Meryl Streep for some reason sometimes ok

[heathovc]

I expected a girl, saw a guy and immediately went O_O "

[1316music]

funny i say all these things

[koolgirl560]

Oh God... In the past 6 months I've said all but two of these...... I hate being single.

[iloveeverything334]

"LIZ LEMON'S MY HERO" HAHAHAHAH

[sallymad13]

ahahaha! totally like one of my cousins xD

[OohGiirrll]

I hate people that smile!

[BrookeeKesleyy]

im just too picky...so thats that hahahhaha

[flamingos8me]

Oh my gawd... EW! Hahaha best part

[clarissasimpson]

bah hahah single girls and girls in relationships would hook up with ryan gosling

[THEillusionOFitALL]

"I hate people that smile" LMAO!

[BansheeMilk]

see 'Shit ANDY ROONEY Says'..........so funny

[greiteneis]

"Who needs a boyfriend when you have Hagen Daas and Project Runway?" Oh wait that's shit single gay guys say.

[LalaCorpse]

"I think I'm moving to London, theres hot guys there!"

That's what I used to say! and I got me an English boyfriend <3

[degrassibabetjk]

@LalaCorpse I studied abroad in London. The guys there are gorgeousssss!