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  • Dnjsdnghjuykajdsnadnjknad T-SHIRT!

  • Of course you watch Game of Thrones =)

  • press 4 for Tobys scary face loL!

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  • Stop saying that you don't know what just happened. You know what happens. We all know. :D

  • you are addicted to planes...

  • Why did u leave ur dog behind?

  • Gurl

  • lawl breaking the laws of nameing

  • Toby:Steven's not even on the clock.Are you drinking coffee,dude?What's this say?Warning-Is that a plane?

    Me:Sweet God Toby! O.O

  • Of course you would get angry if someone starts poking your face. If someone did that to me I would have kicked them. Or punch them.

  • /watch?v=HnLtH4wo9S4

    it's the remix!

  • Thewinnerofyesteesteeshertsann­otatedinthebottommiddlethvlerb­lerwehnehnehT-SHIRT

  • He didn't even lisp when he said flowers. W. T. F. Notice how I spaced out wtf for emphasis.

  • @Savigma hahaha gotta love toby

  • Did even mention to leave a comment?

  • your poor dogie

  • I'm actually a Security Officer. If I ever saw Toby outside of my clients building, I would probably squeal(I'm a girl so it's okay) and grab my partner's arm shake them silly with my excitement.

  • Press 4 for EPIC face!

  • Can you teach me how to say gurl like you?

  • Awesome assassin creed trailer rocks your socks off

  • omg finally understood what you said there at the end

  • Sweet

  • lol i could imagine people watching him walking around going like "Who the hell is that man and what is he doing!?"

  • goodbye girl!!!!!!!!!

  • what's wrong with griffin??? why does it look so weak and slow and shit. won't even run around or lick its butt.

  • Falccoooooorrr!! Falcoooorrr!! Falcor was a dog.....aaaaahhhh ill be quiet :P

  • add much

    

  • poor grifsor

  • The summer solstice was actually June 25th. But I forgive you. :P

  • Toby! Bring out your hatchet and start choppin on those vines, they give very good exp....oh god what have I done...I made a runescape joke

  • Oh My God Toby said my name at 1:37

  • Toby and griffin are like yin and yang, chaos and calm

  • Griffin is so chill.

  • i love the way you always interrupt yourself! <3 haha you don't even need steven to!

  • Omfg, you watch game of Thrones? Me and my mom watch that. Who the hell knew you would watch it too :'D <3

  • ADD right there :)

  • *like* *favorite* *already subscribed* *comment* YEAH! I love doing this. IT'S SO FUN!

  • "If you want to enter to win a t-shirt--I'm spitting everywhere."

    WHAT DO I DO TO ENTER TO WIN A T-SHIRT, TOBY? FOR ALL I KNOW, IT COULD BE SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN THE USUAL "Like and post a comment."

  • Where is he?

  • Gigantor.

  • Toby says: "Pillar of light going into the sky"

    Subtitles say: "Colorblind guy take in the eye"

    And "My God!" is "Nightclubs!"

  • Toby says: "Pillar of light going into the sky"

    Subtitles say: "Colorblind guy take in the eye"

  • I can't play the TobyTitles game cause my subtitles don't work -.- no fun! xD

  • 0:48 to 1:06 = Toby's attention spam :P

  • @FuDgEanator I wish I had some spam right now.

  • sometimes i just get addicted to watching video after video of yours :P

  • I can tell you just came from a coffee shop. XD

  • i feel sorry for the dog kinda BC Toby is so hyper and ADD and griffon is chill and relax. lol

  • @TobyTurner I love how you just leave your dog behind while vlogging and he either just lies there or follows along.

    That dog's too obedient and quiet to be a new dog, how old is he?

  • First Toby turner video I've seen. Wtf? I love it :D

  • that was my birthday! :D

  • 24 guys don't like to be called girls...

  • keep on hitting 4 lmaoo look at his face XD

  • I bet the security guards watching and listening to the cameras are like Guard one: 'OMG IS THAT TOBY TURNER!?!?! Guard Two: 'Huh? who's that?! A intruder?!' Guard One: 'NOOOO OMG IT'S TOBY. GIRL!!' Guard Two: 'WHAT! How dare you call me a girl! -pushes guard one off chair- Guard One: 'AHHH MY FACEEE!' Guard Three: 'BOOOOOOOP!'

  • GoT?! I love you.

  • Gryff is the opposite of Toby...so calm.

  • that bitch who poked ur awesome dog... 

  • Lol go Toby, turquoise Tuesday for the win! XD

  • AWESOMENESS, AWESOMERNESS, AWESOMESTNESS are what his videos keep getting........ did i say that right?

  • Where's John he drank the coffee not all of it I got me a cup you drank the coffee you drank the coffee NO!!!!!

  • I started to worry when you walked off on Falcore....

  • The Second Bit Of The Sign Is Italian Toby :D

  • whaaat? testoseron puring out your face?? LMFAO!!!

  • ITS REAL

  • toby watches GAME OF THRONES <3 so do i where like the same guy :P

  • You sound Irish when you talk about tshirts.

  • when toby goes bless your face and all that, the anotations says "british cities are stated above of middle of the body of your dinner of two!" LOL

  • i miss i justine :(

  • When he said "turqoise Tuesday" (i don't know if I spelled that right) the captions said "intercourse Tuesday" o.O

  • When he said he swallowed his spit, the captions only said "exploded".

  • Turn on the subtitles! its so funny to see them fail when theyre trying to translate Tobuscis to normal English :P :D!!

  • @AustinMazenSafadi Urm England.. 

  • @monkeyuto I'm not a creeper, I'm just curious.

  • @AustinMazenSafadi Yeah its cool xD The Visas and stuff are ridiculous though.

  • @monkeyuto Yeah, I know what you mean. I have had some friends who have expirienced trouble with that stuff.

  • @AustinMazenSafadi Yeah so looks like I wont move to America :( I'll just visit and then I'll find Toby...

  • @monkeyuto Yeah, I live in Oregon which is right next to California. I was born there and lived there for a few years and visit sometimes, but that is usually in Redding. I had to stop in Long Beach once on a plane trip to Morocco, but I don't know what city Toby lives in.

  • Game of thrones for the win.

  • Toby is pretty lucky no car came out of nowhere, griffor could of been ran over, dont like that thought much.

  • griffin is so mellow... make me mellow -_-

  • It's funny because the people who review the footage are gonna be like "What the hell is he doing?"

  • Griffin is like wtf?

  • TheENTERRAPTURE17:

    Why should I listen to some Jesus freak who can't even spell?

  • I keep feeling like his dog's so pissed at him. Like "Your SUPPOSED to walk ME, dammit. You just keep leaving me to walk myself!" >[ LOL <3

  • In 9 seconds Toby talked to Steven, acknowledged Griffin/Falcor, mentioned coffe, started reading a sign, and heard a plane, way to go

  • I want a t shirt...

  • My dyslexia keeps making me read Game of Thrones as Game of Thorns.

  • someone tell me wat happend to gypsor?

  • @dragonstar691 Gypsy was never his dog. It's another youtubers dog. He was dogsitting :)

  • @CutieHoney13 OH!! ok i was like did she die D: but now i know lol thnx

  • @dragonstar691 Haha no prob! Her owners name on here is HiyaTanya. She's awesome :) I'm sure she'll make another appearance with Toby sometime though.

  • I first saw this video on my phone, and it said the upload date was June 22nd, so I was confused because the summer solstice happens on June 21st this year (due to some wierd astronomical thingys it sometimes happens on june 20th), so I got on my laptop to post a comment saying that you were a day late, but when i got to this video, i saw it was uploaded on june 21st...my bad :)

  • i love toby very bad spanish hahaha (Y)

  • is your dog a maltese

  • GAME OF THRONES IS EPIC

  • pressing 4 over and over again about killed me from laughter.(:

  • he just goes "if you want to enter to win a tshirt" and never finished the sentence. awk.

  • whats weird is that the night before you met those girls at the coffee shop i had a dream that i met you and i got really excited until i woke up.

  • I got upset when I went into hot topic the other day and didn't see and Toby related t-shirts. :(

  • This is so unfunny, I dont even know why people watch this.

  • @hec547 so why did u watch it?

  • @KYRA5682 Well, if you didn't fucking know, I have to actually watch something before I rate and criticize it.

  • @hec547 jehse u could have just kept ur opinion to urself

  • @KYRA5682 My bad, I didn't know that the comments were only for biased idiots who like the video. They're  to express and opinion, not to say 'gime thumb up forr video cus iots fucken cooll.'

  • I liked this video without entering the contest... even though this comment technically means I'm entered... balls...

  • my birthday is the longest day, love it.

  • 5:13 Closed Captioning: "Intercourse Tuesday"

  • 4:24 Closed captioning: " Pastor Cantor, that's my have all sexually."

  • cocaine is a helluva drug.

  • Fuck Yeah Game of Throne!

  • Awwwe I <3 your dog!! I have two myself, what a jerk - why would someone poke a dog? :( poor Griffin. He looks sad you should feed him a few treats while you vlog ;)

  • I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME "GUURL!!!"

  • I was traveling in Florida and I told my mom, "If you see a guy walking and videoing himself talking to the audience tell me so I can fan girl".

  • tll

  • So I think one of Toby's hobbies is to drive to rich neighborhoods to walk his dog.

  • what happened to venus yor other dog

  • lol when you talked to your dog it said Greta here that's even starting on the clock rejected off again

  • T-shirt girl

  • I'd like a t-shirt, girl.

  • T- Shirt!

  • dog just watches Toby's craziness lol

  •  i like this video, girl

  • Wait, did he give us a question to win the Tshirt thing? Or did I miss it?

  • G.I.R.L. or gurl? o.O

  • your poor dog is going to get hurt walking in the street with you not watching him like that.

  • @TheENTERRAPTURE17 stop trolling... I've seen ur comment on everysingle video

  • Great now I need some blueness for my poster...

  • then yellow sun downes??! :S!

  • @TheENTERRAPTURE17 I acctualy sang the entire text.

  • At 4:16, Toby's arm looks unusually long and bendy. o.o

  • Closed caption. So inaccurate. So funny.

  • hey, dont u dis!! that was my birthday

  • the captions really baffle me sometimes

  • aww poor falcorD:

    he shoulda urinated on her.

  • NO WHITENESS!?! ALL I KNOW IS WRONG!!!! :'(

  • There is a winter solstice....just sayin

  • @minidudejack IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY 2! HAHA HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY :)

  • 21 OF JUNE IS MA BIRTH DAY PLEASE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

  • I never imagined falcore would bite anyone!

  • it was my birthday on the solstice! :D

  • I love how ur dog jus sits there and is like... dude.. whatta doin?

  • I made a facebook status and realized when I posted it... it was a bit... Toby-like.

    "Hello, sun, sol??? Where you at girl???" Yeah, I know... didn't even realize I was doing it. You infest us with your wooooooords!

  • does your dog ever bark :)) it is so cute though

  • A t-shirt would be nice :-)

  • i kept thinking you forgot your dog

    

  • @PandaSecret124 This is just like the time he forgot Boone.

  • It is impressive this video, mine also OF NEVER SEEN

  • hello... acho

  • I WANNA T-SHIRT

    PS: do you have them in little pitiful monkeysaurus size ?

  • Toby i saw you in a coffee shop and before i could say hey you left..

  • @Mrkelllonghorn2 awww thats so sad :(

  • Oh my gosh. A.D.D: "Griffin, did you do that? Oh my Gosh! Are you drinking Coffee? (points a sign) Oh what does that say? Ooh is that a plane?! Oooooh it is a Plane!!"

  • hahaha the dog is just sitting there good dog! :)

  • shirt

  • LOL that wall is neither wood or granite! Concrete, ever hear of it?

  • @r9m24

    it's called joking, ever heard of it?

  • @6NoHope9 I think I have heard of it since I was joking in the original comment, hence the LOL at the beginning :)

  • Winter is coming

  • If that was italian, that should be "Avviso" and not "Aviso" u,u

  • haha what level are vigalinte chrimares lol or what ever its spelled i cant im laughing to hard to tripe

  • I don't know what to comment about..

  • If you give me a t shirt, I'll probably wear it sometime.. Maybe... BUT IT HAS TO BE PURPLE... then I'll wear it all day er day!

  • Made me laugh how far behind Griffin was :)

  • sooo... you swallow ;D

  • I favorited this video so I can come back ti it and press 4 everytime I get bored.

  • If you give me a t shirt toby i'll wear the hell out of it :) and whenever anyone asks what's that i'll tell them all about you :) And people who already know about you would be like :o you watch toby too? And i'll be like yeah! And they'll be like high five of frie:)shipness! :)

  • Game of thrones is basiclly porn with some fighting thrown in here and there =]