Everyone! We need a way to locate other Tobuscus fans! We have enabled a new system called the Toby-call! To activate it, when in a public place of any sort, simply yell "AUDIENCE!" really loudly, and then anyone who hears and is a Toby fan must reply with "Boop!" Thumbs up if you agree and spread the word! :DD
I'm actually a Security Officer. If I ever saw Toby outside of my clients building, I would probably squeal(I'm a girl so it's okay) and grab my partner's arm shake them silly with my excitement.
I bet the security guards watching and listening to the cameras are like Guard one: 'OMG IS THAT TOBY TURNER!?!?! Guard Two: 'Huh? who's that?! A intruder?!' Guard One: 'NOOOO OMG IT'S TOBY. GIRL!!' Guard Two: 'WHAT! How dare you call me a girl! -pushes guard one off chair- Guard One: 'AHHH MY FACEEE!' Guard Three: 'BOOOOOOOP!'
@monkeyuto Yeah, I live in Oregon which is right next to California. I was born there and lived there for a few years and visit sometimes, but that is usually in Redding. I had to stop in Long Beach once on a plane trip to Morocco, but I don't know what city Toby lives in.
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@dragonstar691 Haha no prob! Her owners name on here is HiyaTanya. She's awesome :) I'm sure she'll make another appearance with Toby sometime though.
I first saw this video on my phone, and it said the upload date was June 22nd, so I was confused because the summer solstice happens on June 21st this year (due to some wierd astronomical thingys it sometimes happens on june 20th), so I got on my laptop to post a comment saying that you were a day late, but when i got to this video, i saw it was uploaded on june 21st...my bad :)
@KYRA5682 My bad, I didn't know that the comments were only for biased idiots who like the video. They're to express and opinion, not to say 'gime thumb up forr video cus iots fucken cooll.'
Awwwe I <3 your dog!! I have two myself, what a jerk - why would someone poke a dog? :( poor Griffin. He looks sad you should feed him a few treats while you vlog ;)
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Oh my gosh. A.D.D: "Griffin, did you do that? Oh my Gosh! Are you drinking Coffee? (points a sign) Oh what does that say? Ooh is that a plane?! Oooooh it is a Plane!!"
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If you give me a t shirt toby i'll wear the hell out of it :) and whenever anyone asks what's that i'll tell them all about you :) And people who already know about you would be like :o you watch toby too? And i'll be like yeah! And they'll be like high five of friendshipness! :)
If you give me a t shirt toby i'll wear the hell out of it :) and whenever anyone asks what's that i'll tell them all about you :) And people who already know about you would be like :o you watch toby too? And i'll be like yeah! And they'll be like high five of frie:)shipness! :)
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FatalMerk1404 6 days ago
Of course you watch Game of Thrones =)
Spartacusvsklaus 1 month ago
press 4 for Tobys scary face loL!
neme123allstars 2 months ago
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neme123allstars 2 months ago
Stop saying that you don't know what just happened. You know what happens. We all know. :D
icrissa 2 months ago
you are addicted to planes...
117starpower 4 months ago
Why did u leave ur dog behind?
chaotichazz 4 months ago
Gurl
12bZero 4 months ago
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xTxOxBxYxTxUxRxNxExR 5 months ago
lawl breaking the laws of nameing
nickdraddy101 5 months ago
Toby:Steven's not even on the clock.Are you drinking coffee,dude?What's this say?Warning-Is that a plane?
Me:Sweet God Toby! O.O
thehontry1luver 7 months ago
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I find this difficult to masturbate to.
Kandikid573 7 months ago
Of course you would get angry if someone starts poking your face. If someone did that to me I would have kicked them. Or punch them.
ShadeIsaac 7 months ago 2
/watch?v=HnLtH4wo9S4
it's the remix!
cryptmonkey 7 months ago 3
ThewinnerofyesteesteeshertsannotatedinthebottommiddlethvlerblerwehnehnehT-SHIRT
BigNick071 7 months ago
He didn't even lisp when he said flowers. W. T. F. Notice how I spaced out wtf for emphasis.
BigNick071 7 months ago
@Savigma hahaha gotta love toby
dzeniixo 7 months ago
Did even mention to leave a comment?
JnJShowComedy 7 months ago
your poor dogie
ddeyes44 7 months ago
I'm actually a Security Officer. If I ever saw Toby outside of my clients building, I would probably squeal(I'm a girl so it's okay) and grab my partner's arm shake them silly with my excitement.
MomokoFaust 7 months ago
Press 4 for EPIC face!
TheLyingMustache 7 months ago
Can you teach me how to say gurl like you?
Michaeloboian 7 months ago
Awesome assassin creed trailer rocks your socks off
slippity1 7 months ago
omg finally understood what you said there at the end
heismyfirstolive 8 months ago
Sweet
MysticWolf41 8 months ago
lol i could imagine people watching him walking around going like "Who the hell is that man and what is he doing!?"
Dwd200 8 months ago
goodbye girl!!!!!!!!!
nicholishere 8 months ago
what's wrong with griffin??? why does it look so weak and slow and shit. won't even run around or lick its butt.
atlaswingpasaway 8 months ago
Falccoooooorrr!! Falcoooorrr!! Falcor was a dog.....aaaaahhhh ill be quiet :P
HeyItzSara 8 months ago
add much
AiRsOfT1SnIper1 8 months ago
poor grifsor
jermaineoneal123 8 months ago
The summer solstice was actually June 25th. But I forgive you. :P
ajourneythroughlife 8 months ago
Toby! Bring out your hatchet and start choppin on those vines, they give very good exp....oh god what have I done...I made a runescape joke
ArcadiaEngine 8 months ago
Oh My God Toby said my name at 1:37
ThePlaystationbros 8 months ago
Toby and griffin are like yin and yang, chaos and calm
maniacjelly1 8 months ago
Griffin is so chill.
RokiTVGaming 8 months ago
i love the way you always interrupt yourself! <3 haha you don't even need steven to!
4evaranime 8 months ago
Omfg, you watch game of Thrones? Me and my mom watch that. Who the hell knew you would watch it too :'D <3
KatSunlovesyoux3 8 months ago
ADD right there :)
aliandsko 8 months ago
*like* *favorite* *already subscribed* *comment* YEAH! I love doing this. IT'S SO FUN!
Falllingmoon 8 months ago
"If you want to enter to win a t-shirt--I'm spitting everywhere."
WHAT DO I DO TO ENTER TO WIN A T-SHIRT, TOBY? FOR ALL I KNOW, IT COULD BE SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN THE USUAL "Like and post a comment."
HalfEatenDanish 8 months ago 4
Where is he?
Toloman19 8 months ago
Gigantor.
ducksgomooBTW 8 months ago
Toby says: "Pillar of light going into the sky"
Subtitles say: "Colorblind guy take in the eye"
And "My God!" is "Nightclubs!"
6Shooter28 8 months ago
Toby says: "Pillar of light going into the sky"
Subtitles say: "Colorblind guy take in the eye"
6Shooter28 8 months ago
I can't play the TobyTitles game cause my subtitles don't work -.- no fun! xD
SilentSerenity10 8 months ago
0:48 to 1:06 = Toby's attention spam :P
FuDgEanator 8 months ago 2
@FuDgEanator I wish I had some spam right now.
6Shooter28 8 months ago
sometimes i just get addicted to watching video after video of yours :P
justscreamscene 8 months ago
I can tell you just came from a coffee shop. XD
Worldsofwonder2007 8 months ago
i feel sorry for the dog kinda BC Toby is so hyper and ADD and griffon is chill and relax. lol
lilsweets4u22 8 months ago
@TobyTurner I love how you just leave your dog behind while vlogging and he either just lies there or follows along.
That dog's too obedient and quiet to be a new dog, how old is he?
CrazyconfusedAmanda7 8 months ago
First Toby turner video I've seen. Wtf? I love it :D
unexpectedrenee 8 months ago
that was my birthday! :D
jtrocks55411 8 months ago
24 guys don't like to be called girls...
TheMelloyello23 8 months ago
keep on hitting 4 lmaoo look at his face XD
armakenftw 8 months ago
I bet the security guards watching and listening to the cameras are like Guard one: 'OMG IS THAT TOBY TURNER!?!?! Guard Two: 'Huh? who's that?! A intruder?!' Guard One: 'NOOOO OMG IT'S TOBY. GIRL!!' Guard Two: 'WHAT! How dare you call me a girl! -pushes guard one off chair- Guard One: 'AHHH MY FACEEE!' Guard Three: 'BOOOOOOOP!'
AntibacterialCloths 8 months ago 127
GoT?! I love you.
serybs 8 months ago
Gryff is the opposite of Toby...so calm.
racso452 8 months ago
that bitch who poked ur awesome dog...
MrFastdudedotcom 8 months ago
Lol go Toby, turquoise Tuesday for the win! XD
Kimmer30 8 months ago
AWESOMENESS, AWESOMERNESS, AWESOMESTNESS are what his videos keep getting........ did i say that right?
MrBowwow24 8 months ago
Where's John he drank the coffee not all of it I got me a cup you drank the coffee you drank the coffee NO!!!!!
MekaLink 8 months ago
I started to worry when you walked off on Falcore....
leopardgeckocrazy 8 months ago 104
The Second Bit Of The Sign Is Italian Toby :D
xCupcakesGoRawrx 8 months ago
whaaat? testoseron puring out your face?? LMFAO!!!
SlayPlenty 8 months ago
ITS REAL
supatubz74 8 months ago
toby watches GAME OF THRONES <3 so do i where like the same guy :P
nakedmarmalade2 8 months ago
You sound Irish when you talk about tshirts.
jodymillerx3 8 months ago
when toby goes bless your face and all that, the anotations says "british cities are stated above of middle of the body of your dinner of two!" LOL
kiwushi8 8 months ago
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Peace be upon you.
JesusChristofGalilee 8 months ago
i miss i justine :(
shandymilo 8 months ago
When he said "turqoise Tuesday" (i don't know if I spelled that right) the captions said "intercourse Tuesday" o.O
Wekaleaf 8 months ago
When he said he swallowed his spit, the captions only said "exploded".
dreamdealer99 8 months ago
Turn on the subtitles! its so funny to see them fail when theyre trying to translate Tobuscis to normal English :P :D!!
dreamdealer99 8 months ago
@AustinMazenSafadi Urm England..
monkeyuto 8 months ago
@monkeyuto I'm not a creeper, I'm just curious.
AustinMazenSafadi 8 months ago
@AustinMazenSafadi Yeah its cool xD The Visas and stuff are ridiculous though.
monkeyuto 8 months ago
@monkeyuto Yeah, I know what you mean. I have had some friends who have expirienced trouble with that stuff.
AustinMazenSafadi 8 months ago
@AustinMazenSafadi Yeah so looks like I wont move to America :( I'll just visit and then I'll find Toby...
monkeyuto 8 months ago
@monkeyuto Yeah, I live in Oregon which is right next to California. I was born there and lived there for a few years and visit sometimes, but that is usually in Redding. I had to stop in Long Beach once on a plane trip to Morocco, but I don't know what city Toby lives in.
AustinMazenSafadi 8 months ago
Game of thrones for the win.
Odribah 8 months ago
Toby is pretty lucky no car came out of nowhere, griffor could of been ran over, dont like that thought much.
EllieeVengeance 8 months ago
griffin is so mellow... make me mellow -_-
gangsterbunny101 8 months ago
It's funny because the people who review the footage are gonna be like "What the hell is he doing?"
onturn7 8 months ago
Griffin is like wtf?
zombinukzz 8 months ago
TheENTERRAPTURE17:
Why should I listen to some Jesus freak who can't even spell?
DeguGamingNetwork 8 months ago
I keep feeling like his dog's so pissed at him. Like "Your SUPPOSED to walk ME, dammit. You just keep leaving me to walk myself!" >[ LOL <3
InnocentOnPaper 8 months ago
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TheENTERRAPTURE17 8 months ago
In 9 seconds Toby talked to Steven, acknowledged Griffin/Falcor, mentioned coffe, started reading a sign, and heard a plane, way to go
wasupl1 8 months ago
I want a t shirt...
iAmErica1234 8 months ago
My dyslexia keeps making me read Game of Thrones as Game of Thorns.
LocalEvil 8 months ago
someone tell me wat happend to gypsor?
dragonstar691 8 months ago
@dragonstar691 Gypsy was never his dog. It's another youtubers dog. He was dogsitting :)
CutieHoney13 8 months ago
@CutieHoney13 OH!! ok i was like did she die D: but now i know lol thnx
dragonstar691 8 months ago
@dragonstar691 Haha no prob! Her owners name on here is HiyaTanya. She's awesome :) I'm sure she'll make another appearance with Toby sometime though.
CutieHoney13 8 months ago
I first saw this video on my phone, and it said the upload date was June 22nd, so I was confused because the summer solstice happens on June 21st this year (due to some wierd astronomical thingys it sometimes happens on june 20th), so I got on my laptop to post a comment saying that you were a day late, but when i got to this video, i saw it was uploaded on june 21st...my bad :)
Kleats1 8 months ago
i love toby very bad spanish hahaha (Y)
pitorman 8 months ago
is your dog a maltese
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa20192 8 months ago
GAME OF THRONES IS EPIC
Woolyization 8 months ago
pressing 4 over and over again about killed me from laughter.(:
ErinLuvsYuh 8 months ago
he just goes "if you want to enter to win a tshirt" and never finished the sentence. awk.
1xoxalliexox1 8 months ago
whats weird is that the night before you met those girls at the coffee shop i had a dream that i met you and i got really excited until i woke up.
1xoxalliexox1 8 months ago
I got upset when I went into hot topic the other day and didn't see and Toby related t-shirts. :(
AmusementProductions 8 months ago
This is so unfunny, I dont even know why people watch this.
hec547 8 months ago
@hec547 so why did u watch it?
KYRA5682 8 months ago
@KYRA5682 Well, if you didn't fucking know, I have to actually watch something before I rate and criticize it.
hec547 8 months ago
@hec547 jehse u could have just kept ur opinion to urself
KYRA5682 8 months ago
@KYRA5682 My bad, I didn't know that the comments were only for biased idiots who like the video. They're to express and opinion, not to say 'gime thumb up forr video cus iots fucken cooll.'
hec547 8 months ago
I liked this video without entering the contest... even though this comment technically means I'm entered... balls...
BroughtonStephen 8 months ago
my birthday is the longest day, love it.
Partman18 8 months ago
5:13 Closed Captioning: "Intercourse Tuesday"
LongSolace 8 months ago
4:24 Closed captioning: " Pastor Cantor, that's my have all sexually."
LongSolace 8 months ago
cocaine is a helluva drug.
manchiald 8 months ago
Fuck Yeah Game of Throne!
devishree 8 months ago
Awwwe I <3 your dog!! I have two myself, what a jerk - why would someone poke a dog? :( poor Griffin. He looks sad you should feed him a few treats while you vlog ;)
MrsMurphy062009 8 months ago
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME "GUURL!!!"
brigidavgarcia 8 months ago
I was traveling in Florida and I told my mom, "If you see a guy walking and videoing himself talking to the audience tell me so I can fan girl".
girlngreen8 8 months ago
tll
cohgemini 8 months ago
So I think one of Toby's hobbies is to drive to rich neighborhoods to walk his dog.
oriolesaltec 8 months ago
what happened to venus yor other dog
Iplayforhim16 8 months ago
lol when you talked to your dog it said Greta here that's even starting on the clock rejected off again
Joepa96D 8 months ago
T-shirt girl
benjihunter97 8 months ago
I'd like a t-shirt, girl.
brycealert 8 months ago
T- Shirt!
zamted 8 months ago
dog just watches Toby's craziness lol
madhawarock 8 months ago
i like this video, girl
obw1r3d 8 months ago
Wait, did he give us a question to win the Tshirt thing? Or did I miss it?
Bwissrly1159 8 months ago
G.I.R.L. or gurl? o.O
Bwissrly1159 8 months ago
your poor dog is going to get hurt walking in the street with you not watching him like that.
sweetmegan77 8 months ago
@TheENTERRAPTURE17 stop trolling... I've seen ur comment on everysingle video
DORC101 8 months ago
Great now I need some blueness for my poster...
Backadd 8 months ago
then yellow sun downes??! :S!
Freogeteknet 8 months ago
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TheENTERRAPTURE17 8 months ago
@TheENTERRAPTURE17 I acctualy sang the entire text.
ifcupidhadahearth 8 months ago
At 4:16, Toby's arm looks unusually long and bendy. o.o
NejiKitty 8 months ago
Closed caption. So inaccurate. So funny.
IICrraazzyII 8 months ago
hey, dont u dis!! that was my birthday
thewalkingpotofjam 8 months ago
the captions really baffle me sometimes
gaintmushyfriend 8 months ago
aww poor falcorD:
he shoulda urinated on her.
AnimeAmy16 8 months ago
NO WHITENESS!?! ALL I KNOW IS WRONG!!!! :'(
maxxierov 8 months ago
There is a winter solstice....just sayin
HideInTheNight 8 months ago
@minidudejack IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY 2! HAHA HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY :)
MsRandomCreation 8 months ago
21 OF JUNE IS MA BIRTH DAY PLEASE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
minidudejack 8 months ago
I never imagined falcore would bite anyone!
superhyperbunn 8 months ago
it was my birthday on the solstice! :D
themr123harry 8 months ago
I love how ur dog jus sits there and is like... dude.. whatta doin?
ashike08 8 months ago
I made a facebook status and realized when I posted it... it was a bit... Toby-like.
"Hello, sun, sol??? Where you at girl???" Yeah, I know... didn't even realize I was doing it. You infest us with your wooooooords!
SafiiG 8 months ago 8
does your dog ever bark :)) it is so cute though
1missbittersweet 8 months ago
A t-shirt would be nice :-)
PR3D4T0R9001 8 months ago
i kept thinking you forgot your dog
PandaSecret124 8 months ago 48
@PandaSecret124 This is just like the time he forgot Boone.
IMustBeEmo27 8 months ago
It is impressive this video, mine also OF NEVER SEEN
disccentury 8 months ago
hello... acho
cjasper95 8 months ago
I WANNA T-SHIRT
PS: do you have them in little pitiful monkeysaurus size ?
parisarObasjohn 8 months ago
Toby i saw you in a coffee shop and before i could say hey you left..
Mrkelllonghorn2 8 months ago
@Mrkelllonghorn2 awww thats so sad :(
ebrach121 8 months ago
Oh my gosh. A.D.D: "Griffin, did you do that? Oh my Gosh! Are you drinking Coffee? (points a sign) Oh what does that say? Ooh is that a plane?! Oooooh it is a Plane!!"
doodabro9 8 months ago 2
hahaha the dog is just sitting there good dog! :)
narusbabygurl 8 months ago
shirt
FinalyLostit 8 months ago
LOL that wall is neither wood or granite! Concrete, ever hear of it?
r9m24 8 months ago
@r9m24
it's called joking, ever heard of it?
6NoHope9 8 months ago
@6NoHope9 I think I have heard of it since I was joking in the original comment, hence the LOL at the beginning :)
r9m24 8 months ago
Winter is coming
originaljokes 8 months ago
If that was italian, that should be "Avviso" and not "Aviso" u,u
cantipus 8 months ago
haha what level are vigalinte chrimares lol or what ever its spelled i cant im laughing to hard to tripe
emroth23 8 months ago
I don't know what to comment about..
chivero777 8 months ago
If you give me a t shirt, I'll probably wear it sometime.. Maybe... BUT IT HAS TO BE PURPLE... then I'll wear it all day er day!
IFearlessINinja 8 months ago
Made me laugh how far behind Griffin was :)
DemonikBlu 8 months ago
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nobirthnodeath 8 months ago
sooo... you swallow ;D
TashBarlahan 8 months ago
I favorited this video so I can come back ti it and press 4 everytime I get bored.
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If you give me a t shirt toby i'll wear the hell out of it :) and whenever anyone asks what's that i'll tell them all about you :) And people who already know about you would be like :o you watch toby too? And i'll be like yeah! And they'll be like high five of friendshipness! :)
Daemonic66 8 months ago
If you give me a t shirt toby i'll wear the hell out of it :) and whenever anyone asks what's that i'll tell them all about you :) And people who already know about you would be like :o you watch toby too? And i'll be like yeah! And they'll be like high five of frie:)shipness! :)
Daemonic66 8 months ago
Game of thrones is basiclly porn with some fighting thrown in here and there =]
JoeLostAPolarbear 8 months ago