Jeff Dunham

[sreivuthy1]

Did you see Jose's car? It's a BMW. Peanut: Yeah, Big Mexican Women.

[masteerjacob99991]

This is awesome

[rockyoursoul2001]

do a little tap dance and we got salsa

[HEARTpeace9]

ITS JUST SO DAMN FUNNY XD

[nicolemarie0498]

He is soo amazing

[Godzillalove3]

yes no yes we had a great frekin day

he put me in veggie steamer

[YAKICable]

this trio kind of reminds me of the MST3K gang.....

[EminemRapp3r]

a sore stick

[Gumpie22]

:)

[RinaNight]

Ohhh im so excited I get to see them live tomorrow night <3

[kondik1989]

His the best

[Rondamcfield]

Hella funny !!!!

[CHUY2928]

Hahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaha­hahahahahaa so funny

[SuperXxsammiexx]

Jose has the steek ;D <3

[gagafan1999]

i fuck love jeff

[tyler9438]

i'll stir you with your own steek

[tdierksh]

That is creepy

[Benefiber27]

jalaphino is amazing....... on a steek!

[ElmoLivesForever]

I want to come out & see the senioritas.

-what?

I want to see the girls

- what girls

Any girls

- what makes you think girls would wanna see you?

Jose has the stick

[MsJessira]

note to self...never watch mr dunham when i got a cold...i discovered i like breathing

[callofduty5382]

I ALMOST PEEPED MY PANTS WITH MY STEEEEK!!!!!!

[erbkram]

now i have some where to put my stick

[4ll4h786]

Jeff Dunham is rlly talented :o

[OrionsBelt2000]

Jose has 2 sticks ^_^

[AmbrosioLover]

José has the steeek-3 ;)

[zada1123]

peanut-Yes we hcccaaddd a great FREAKING DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol gotta love him

[hlarsonable]

NOW I HAVE A SORE STEEEKKK! HAHHAHAHAH !

[Namika001]

this is the best comedian ever

[haleysayshi1]

So funny love Walter, Peanut, Jose, Bubba J., Achhmed, even, Achhmeds son!!!

[60crissy]

This is one of his best

[pmichaelh2000]

BMW=big Mexican lady

Jose:on a stick

Lmaoooo

[SkySky1019]

mexican condiment!

i do not use them

neither did ur mother

LMFAOO!!!!1

[vondutch201]

yes we hhhhaadd a GREAT FRIKKIN DAY!!

[mrdcfan1996]

Jose:im not hhhhappy on hhhhallowen peanut: what the hell is on with HHHHHHalloween

[MrJackieboy10]

Jeff:did you have a good day

Peanut:yes

Jose:no

Peanut:shut up

[phuey4039]

arguing funny

[Unionfirecompany2fan]

So i understand you guys had a good day YES WE HAD A GREAT DAY no we did not yes no yes no, we did not hhhhhave a good day.Yes We HHHAD A GR8 Frikkin DAY !!!! WHAT

[priscilla1330]

did anything else happen today no si damn

[SDSUgal]

Lol

[BabyTyAO1]

My lit teachers name was Jamey dunham and everyone always asked him if he was related to Jeff but he'd never heard of Jeff dunham before lol

[daddysspot1]

i love peanut

[1107Drama]

Heeyyyy my name is Trinity!!:D

[blazingcore24]

jeff dunham is fucking funny

[jazzisawsome34]

jose: purple bastard

peanut: mexican condiment!

oh god best line ever

[maddenwinner43]

penut: he wouldve been sinyour jalepino on the floor

jose: on a stick

penut: do a tapdance and u got SALSA!!!!!!

best video ever

[fartkakes101]

Jeff: why do you think the girls would want to see u

Jose:Cuz i have de steek "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­III'M JOSE JALAPENO

[buttercup4119]

this is funny as hell

LMFAO

[Bdaddy6910]

Hands down Jeff Dunham is the best ventriloquist I have ever seen.

[HolidayQueen2011]

really funny :D

[goldiemew]

jose has the stick!

[littlekidnumberone]

IM GOING TO JEFF'S SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT!!!!!

[max211ish]

Love Comedy

[max211ish]

Love Comedy

[talistormy]

lol... its so funny...

[FiskerThomasJunior]

somebody who knows what the original title of the song josé is singing? i'd be glad if someone could answer on that :D

[AtheNiify]

Sorry. Furbypito. I can't copy and paste here because I am watching from my iPhone. Nor can I get a link to peoples accounts or like comments. Sucks man, it sucks. (~_~;)

[AtheNiify]

@Furbypita

Peanut said "yes we hhgchaad (had) a great fricken day!!"

[Teemark20]

Has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen ,Jeff is brilliant,

[XXBASSOON1STXX]

man i keep forgetting that they're puppets!

[breakevencolt4]

@XXBASSOON1STXX  i know rite

[NewGandNoIdea]

You got cockroaches? yes a very big one .............. On a steeek

[MaliaTaylordg24]

ha sensual and artistic!

[MsRealWildChild]

everything is one the stick LOL

[Splunker101]

@MsRealWildChild everything is better on a steeek

[MsRealWildChild]

whata chell is challoween?? :D

[SuperMikeDino]

''Do a little tapdance and we got salsa!'' ''That's terrible!'' ''Not with the rights chips!''

[loventurtules99]

"he looked like a hood ortament from taco bell!!"

I LOVE Peanut!!!!!

[Mitsuki58]

Do a little tap dance we got SULSA

[Mitsuki58]

Do a little tap dance we got SULSA

[InuyashaLuver84]

No..Si..Damn..

[Hayastantzi92]

did anyone wear a costume on a stick this Halloween?

[555hiddenlotus]

Jeff: What makes you think a girl would want to see you?

Josè: Josè has the steek.

[AmandaSarahKennell]

jeff;did u guess have a good no peanut;yes jose;no peanut;shut up jeff;a good day? peanut;yes jose;no peanut;shut upp jose;purple bastered!

[emochick10231]

what the hell is HHHCappy?

[iloverap242]

OMG jeff dunham is so hilarious i love peanut!!!1

[clutchx24]

Al stir you with your own stick!

[thatkid500]

was that a puddle of sweet on his shirt?

[Alanisawesome2]

what the h-h-hell is wrong with h-h-halloween ?!?! LMFAO !!

[AshleyLovesDale100]

purple bastard. <3

[DGKSk8erboy]

did u have a good day?

yeah

no

shut up

a good day

yes no shut up

you were supposed to take him to the spa

i took him to the spaa

he put me in the vegetable steamer

[iluvmoondoggie]

My cheeks hurt from laughing too much.

[Jonah2222100]

Hahahahahahalololololololollll­llllollooplooppllolllllolloool­loplljhhhhhhhhaaaaasliaaaaaloa­aaaaahhhhhhhhola

[sasukejoshua]

lol

B:big

M:mexiacan

W:Woman

[deathmachinezack]

@sasukejoshua on a stick!!!

[TheJustinbiber10]

I'm going to see show this Friday in Worcester:)))) cant wait!!

[RisaBee7]

Peanut: what the HHHHHell is wrong with HHHHHalloweeen?

jose: there are no costumes on a steeeek.

Peanut: you could be a fudgcicle, baahahahah.

[kiiilllaaarrr]

jose: i dont use them

peanut: you dont

jose: and neither did ur mother

[horselover1821]

I love this episode of Jeff Dunham with Jose the Jalapeño and Peanut. I can't stop watching this. You rock Jeff Dunham

[289anonimous]

poop on balls

[SuperTomboy1234]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahah lol i love peanut i am his biges fan

[KatelynSpencerMines]

2:19 to 2:50 my fave part!!! :) and the part where Jose and Peanut were speaking spanish and jeff is like I dont speak spanish and both jose and peanut look at him. lol HHAHAHA awesome!!!

[KatelynSpencerMines]

2:19 to 2:50 my fave part!!! :)

[beachbutts411]

A GREAT FREAKIN DAY!!!

[kennahlovestrack23]

2:14.... lol did anything else happen to day?

"no"

"yes" "damn"

[RoxanaLeisharx758]

hm can be the pretty girl next door or the woman of your dreams

[archparagon]

JOSE JALAPENO ON DE FLOOR :D

[niGroBmAn]

.......on a steek LOLOLOL :)

[Diana2233399]

i love jeff

[Splunker101]

their funny cause the one i watched last night i was laaughing ma head off

Peanut:BE CAREFUL

Jeff:Why?

Peanut:He's very ugly

Jose:He's so scary i wet my steeek

[sfrederick5]

@Splunker101 you were watching controlled chaos right?

[Splunker101]

@sfrederick5 yeah

[vengefulangelyuuki]

HHHosay Hhalapenyo on de floor

[sorayasinger]

No

Si

Damn...

Hahaa I laughed so hard!!!

[501peacegirl]

Jeff- did u say sorry?

Peanut- no

Jeff- y?

Peanut- i couldnt breathe

Jeff- y

Jose- he was lauphin to hard

Lol

[bonecraker99]

Ill turn ur ass in to gougamolie Ill sture u with ur own stick

[Rosella789]

Haha XD haven't seen this video since February still funny!!!!! On a STEEEK!!!!!

[jonandpikachu]

Ladies love Jose because he has the stick lol

[minheller]

Lol

[SmexyLilWolf]

Dudes, if you don't like the video why waste ur time watching it then tiling sh!t about it? Do u have nothing better ti do with ur lives?

[MC87621]

its the same thing! first it gets hot then it gets steamy then it goes DING!

[MC87621]

peanut is da BOMB!!!

[omfg322]

did anything else happen today

no

si

DAM

[mousy32]

Jose singing hilarious

[Loveless0012]

Then it go DING! 8)

[benmary9]

I had no fricking idea that Jose (on a steek!) could sing. tee hee

[1footballstarr]

dude ur funny but my cuzin dosnt thynks so cuz shes a hater lol

[Jennybear001]

..on a stick.

[ariandynas]

@Jennybear001 onna steek!

[Jennybear001]

@ariandynas :') actual love this guy♥

[monkeysuncleful]

me?

[kevinwoakak]

YOUR DUM HAM\

[monkeysuncleful]

i like it wen he says that iss funny shit man funny shit!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[kayliesmallman1]

I LOVE HIM :D

[thundertower]

people, this is not funny, jesus christ, the fuck happened to you?

[southside3119]

@thundertower do you even have a sense of humour?

[MaidenMarvel]

@thundertower Actually I find Jeff to be quite funny.

[darthbyers1873]

Jeff Dunham is funny as hell.

[kayliesmallman1]

LOVE THIS :D

[MrDAfishEATER]

jose: i would be jose jalapeno on the floor

peanut: do a little tap dance and we'd have salsa!

[mrpat88d]

peanut

[comedy677]

BMW-big mexican woman

[superfrong1231]

Jose sings good

[ITSOVER9000ish]

Jeff: Did anything else happen today?

Peanut: NO!

Jose: Si

Peanut: Damn!

[Dispair23]

5:35 If you want to hear him sing!!!

[RedCorvette68]

Jeff: I assume u guys had a good day today.

Peanut: Yes, we had a GREAT day!

Jose: No we did not.

Peanut: Yes!

Jose: No.

Peanut: Yes!

Jose: No we did not HHHave a good day.

Peanut: Yes we HHHad... A great frickin day!

Even the first few seconds makes me laugh my head off. :3

[djtc4life]

do a tap dance and we got salsa

[R0BERT802]

lmao

Fav Part:

Jose Has The Stick

[erbkram]

check out superdodorocks

[AFCMason1996]

Lol xD

[erbkram]

purple bastard

[Lilyannamall]

Peanut: WHHAATT!!

Jeff: did u have a good day?

Peasnut: Yeah

Jose: No

Peanut: Shut up.

[Foreverbluesbaby]

Peanut: OH-LAY!

That's just great

...

Jose: I need to come back OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.

[amberroxxxful]

my fav part :

jeff "did anthing ELSE happen today?"

peanut "no"

jose "si"

peanut "damn"

i fall out my fucking chair every time lol

[MidgetRage666]

tap 8

[darksoul135]

u cud b a fudge sickle

[chemiklyenhanced]

i am not hkkkkkappy on hkkkkkalloween

[THEBEASTSHADOW]

he is so funny the jokes never get old lmfao every time i watch them

[AniDex]

Woo! I'm excited! I get to see him live on Sunday! X)

[crcrazy100]

Man that iz funny

[alijahfoss1]

i love jeff dunham if fuck asowme

[daddysgirl20111]

that was the funniest video I have ever seen

[Hannah123T]

jeff dunham!

[thwanters1admirer]

the dilike button is like lady gagas penis is big red and really shouldnt be there

[SuperMikeDino]

Yes we have a great day

No

Yes

No

Yes

No , we did not have a great day

We have a damn f*cking good day!

hahahahahahaha

[BillieTheParrot]

@boys836 * condiment not condom

[redrose999999999]

i love this agument!!!!!

[monkeypeople101]

What did Peanut say at 2:52

[LopezFam4Productions]

@monkeypeople101 Man it was funny! He looked like ahood orniment from TACO BELL!

[bloodboy227]

@monkeypeople101 he looked like a hood ornament from taco bell

[LuckyStarNo1Fan]

Yes, we haaaaaaaa-flem-ve... A great FREAKIN' DAY! XDDD

[TheLyricsgirl123]

Jose has de stick...

[invinciblefan]

now every time i look at a corndog or Popsicle I laugh

[oldhpirs4]

Senior heff I want to cone back out ..

Can't come back out gotta go on with the show.. Senior heff.....

Yes....

I need to come.back aaauuuuggghhhhhttttt ....

You can't come back auuugggggggghtttttt !!!!!!

[RedHearts178]

768 People Don't Have The Stick :D

[oldhpirs4]

Jeff duhnum on a stick lol

[chandlerkirk56]

Funny on a stick

[21156782ihateu]

Undeadhellhound-i am the samee way

[undeadhellhound]

Sometimes I forget that its just him up there, such outstanding talent!

[justiuxas1]

it's AWESOME

[19benhead]

Do not Drop me Senor I won't drop you Jose I would've been Jose Jalapeno on the floor!. Do a little tap dance we got Salsa!. That's terrible! Not with the right kind of chips it's not!.

[meenadaae]

sorry jose

its ok

ok

i kick his ass later. XD

[lemonrawrz]

I need to come back OUT!

Jose has the stick. ;D

[boys836]

purple bastard mexican condom condom i dont use them neither does ur mother lol:P