Tortures for Flies: Man Power

[monkeyman99ish]

weird part of youtube

[007mano1]

funny as hell, how and where do you find all these different people to do your voices, man

[offplanetfilms]

@007mano1 ...Most of them are just me & the missus doing the voices, but we have the occasional "guest star" now & then!

[007mano1]

@offplanetfilms thx for the e-sponse sorry I'm a bit nosy :)

[shermy2]

i make that with my girlfriend every day

[buffmaggot]

who does this?

[offplanetfilms]

@buffmaggot ...Cartoon people do. If real people did it, they'd probably end up in a rubber room!

[StigMX5]

Wow.



[MrAdenios]

Lol Ideas These Days!

[FordCVS]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND THE NAME OF YOUR LOVER WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[rochelimit55555]

I think this is the only impossible method to torture a fly

[offplanetfilms]

@rochelimit55555 ...I'd give that award to the "Motivational Rip-off" episode!

[TheBlobster1212]

offplanetfilms..Do you have any episodes that a fly kills its own fly for stealing its food?

[MrTakvam]

why is 1 man 1 jar in my recomended section? <:(

[offplanetfilms]

@MrTakvam ...Perhaps YouTube knows that at some point in your life, you've been 1 man with 1 jar? (Even if it's just for making toast?)

[toxickatie]

Fuck, how are farts not funny? They come from your ass for crying out loud.

[BBWAnnie]

Diz made mua sick all over no joke ew

[HistoryOfHoles]

Why are people hating on this so much?

[offplanetfilms]

@HistoryOfHoles ...Because we live on a planet populated by mouth-breathers.

[GirlSpiritWolf]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND THE NAME OF YOUR LOVER WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[DreamingNinjasPro]

dude this worked

[Hunkie124]

314,540 people wasted their time

[offplanetfilms]

@Hunkie124 ..and judging by the number of views on your videos, Hunkie124 wasted his LIFE !!!

[rabidbear2]

sounds like my familys vocies

[BrutalNightmares]

is that a booger.. mole.. or a piece of shit on his ass?

[offplanetfilms]

@BrutalNightmares ...Good question! ... although I'm too afraid to get close enough to the thing to answer!

[286crazy]

i just wasted 1:01 out of my life

[offplanetfilms]

@286crazy ...not that you were doing anything constructive with it anyway! Perhaps your tombstone will read "That wasted 73 years of my life"?

[Viktir666]

@offplanetfilms LOL your responses and videos are great. Don't ever quit.

[koolkimz10]

why are his pants off??????????

[offplanetfilms]

@koolkimz10 ...because the planets were in alignment that morning, and in some cases like that, it's compulsory.

[Michael4sk8]

THE SHOES ARE GAY GET EMERICA

[favrtcin]

these are some stupid,nasty idiots

:P WTF

[offplanetfilms]

@favrtcin Gee... thanks for the sociopathic comments, dingle-berry breath!

[pkemrin]

@favrtcin Agreed. What the fuck is wrong with the person making these videos?!?

[offplanetfilms]

@pkemrin ...I guess it's answered in the tally of total upload views. Politically correct stuff mostly brings in atrophied limp-wristed numbers, don't you agree?

And there's always the mentally over-sensitive portion of the population who scout around looking for trivial fictional things to take offense to. As John Cleese used to say... "There's always one, isn't there?"

[omuploii]

@pkemrin get the fuck over yourself little goody two shoes wannabe and go back to your porn. You're done posing for today bitch.

[favrtcin]

these are some stupid,nasty idiots

[natashatheemo]

lol



[FLStudioMania]

Hahaha, great!

[Sohave]

Brings back memories of my time at a small rural school in Denmark. there was this old fodball table with a glass cover and a little hole to throw in the ball. because there were manny flies the kids would sometimes catch them and put them into the football table. For some reason they could not finde their way out again so they stayed inside. I believe that somone even put little chunks of food in to them, yes disgusting, but confortable for the files. right untill sombody came to play the thing

[RunOfTheNile]

I feel bad for the little fella. :(

[offplanetfilms]

@MrRedExxon28 ...It's too late to wish ill "hope" of the flies series! ...I've always considered it the kind of thing the Addams Family would sit down & watch. (It's black comedy... it's not reality).

[offplanetfilms]

@MrRedExxon28 ...There's always the presence of an over-sensitive minority that enjoys spoiling fun for the rest of the population, ...who are still capable of separating reality from a cartoon show. The same over-sensitive minority attempted banning the "Roadrunner & Coyote" show. That series was a success because the majority of viewers are refreshingly sane.

Cardboard flies are NOT real flies, and most of the things demonstrated in this series are downright IMPOSSIBLE!

[P1KnM1X]

oh and maybe summit to bare in mind for the future....tortures for ants??? i hate them with a passion and my life is made a misery by them out here...in my drink in my cereal.....oh i look round and suprise suprise...on ma bloody arm! just a thought :)

[bridson10ak]

theese r my fav vids on utube.i thaught my sense of homour was stupid hahahaha

[MeetSimmio]

WHAT. THE. FUCK. DID I JUST WATCH.

*gun to head*

Oh, but before I do that...

*thumbs up the video*

Ok. Done.

*pulls trigger*

[shartdartfart]

i like the girl power one more. i'm not gay

[SuperXmask]

poeple this is genius he is tryin 2 get rid of the cause of DIAREA

[bladejustin]

i was funny lol

[gator159]

heheHAHAHAHA AHAHAHA. ohh i love being evil

[cooltyrannosaur1]

lol

[JisatsuKing14]

LOL @ offplanetfilms comment "....Mum? ....Is that YOU?" XD

[niels2029]

@JisatsuKing14 i dont get it 0.o

[Cathy967]

This video is so stupid

[offplanetfilms]

Almost as stupid as people who leave stupid comments!

[jakicevic]

@offplanetfilms Its true

[Costoffplus]

@offplanetfilms you are a fucking faggot, flies like the smell of shit, like you

[offplanetfilms]

@Costoffplus ...spoken like a true village idiot, who's all too familiar with the taste of ass.

[TargouniusKILLER]

BOOOOM

[bangjung227]

haha hilarious! how the hell you think of these crazy shit

[BURLYBASSMAN]

I don't really know what that was but it made me laugh.

[offplanetfilms]

That's the spirit! (Although personally I prefer the "Girl Power" version myself!)

[LuckyMegan13]

Your a freak leave me alone!

[offplanetfilms]

I don't have any recollection of going anywhere near you!

....Mum? ....Is that YOU?

[spiffyJ498]

@offplanetfilms lmao

[P1KnM1X]

@offplanetfilms you are genius!!!!!!!!! i have now discovered summit to pass time in the office wen i shud b working..........this is my kinda humour......ur vids have actually reduced me ta tears......thankyou Mr.flyhater :)

[offplanetfilms]

@P1KnM1X ...I'm seriously flattered that our dedicated hatred of flies has been appreciated!

[spyrothehuman]

what if they had torture of roaches?

[Lizzy91438]

the guy telling the story sounds like the guy in the hot head burritos commercial.

[niels2029]

@Lizzy91438 no he sounds like forest gump....

[COONBASHER666]

fuckin shit cunts

[offplanetfilms]

...burp!

[felixthemaster1]

how do you make these videos? you are awesome!

[98614239]

Aww, I kinda feel sorry for that fly xD

[offplanetfilms]

Don't feel too bad... it really was just a piece of cardboard!

[98614239]

Yeah, true that :P

[leokimvideo]

always like a flash ending on a video..

[free2bfierce]

Is it wrong that if the guy farting was hot, i wish i was the fly to smell his butt fumes at full force like that?

[ororo0monroe]

wtf?

[reneshansen]

Fuck yeah! Also works with lighter-gas - Just leak the gas, into a container (container held bottomside up), add fly - or spider - or whatever. Tilt in a 45 degree angle, and add fire... Nice poof. And 1 one tortured bug.

[leokimvideo]

I have been having much trouble sleeping of late since finding crap snacks on the tube..

I really need the get over it pill..opps wrong video.

Also I found myself mouth breathing yesterday, possibly for up to 10 mins.

[offplanetfilms]

Ah,... I'll have to work on a help video for you... our next one dabbles into a new world of fashion unfortunately!

[bnsf4]

it only works if you light your lighter while you fart the last fart. lol

[austinsplace1]

Well done! ****** poor fly, lol

[LuigiLuigi8989]

0:50

[Hamishtarah]

Looool :D

Kill the flies, they're dirty !! ;))

[jaimey001]

lol would this really work? :D

[pmaki75]

As long as humans hurt animals, they're gonna hurt each other.

[Ravengaurd6]

@pmaki75 ....no...people would still be he hurting each other with or without animals.

[epicturnip]

@pmaki75 go hug a tree.

[nukanukanuka]

@pmaki75 duh. humans are animals.

[jcmegabyte]

I liked the girl version of this one better. Still funny though. :D

[ShiznitXD]

dude ur a pervert jcmegabyte

[bb33nnii]

or is just that hes got a fart fetish of girls

[DougNotDawg]

or its because the other one is fucking funnier? assholes

[alisonCorpseGrinder]

FUNNY !!!

DIE flies DIIEEEEEEEE!!!