Actually, it was usual for a samurai committing seppuku to have his head struck off almost immediately. But then Big Face isn't a samurai, because he's in the 20th century.
For the intro sword-swinging part at 0:24, you can tell both clips were done in the same spot.. even though they should be on opposite sides of each other.
It's very important when fighting with swords to preface the combat with much pointless posturing. That way you know they're serious. Oh, and be sure to tire your arms out by flourishing the sword needlessly about as well.
0:29 - 0:30 - In this lapse, It is suposed the actors are to be in front of eachother, but they have the same hill as background. What a shitty director. No knowldege of camera angles... or anything.
@darkerforest I beg to differ sir. When I was a kid, along with Bloodsport, Kickboxer and Rocky IV. Samurai Cop was amongst my favorite movies. I used to rent it every week (VHS) and watch it back to back 3 or four times until Dad took it back. Now I've got this movie on DVD and when I'm not watching it with my wife, I'm talking about it or acting out some of the scenes to my friends. One of the greatest movies ever made.
The black guy in the suit is like "WTF r u white boys thinking?" This is just hysterical. And the dubbed voiceover "heya's" and "ugh" are just priceless!!
a samurai movie that ends with two with guys sword fighting and the fact that nobody thought that there was something wrong with this idea maybe be the worst thing about it
@JamesFenczik i kept repeating that part over and over and i laughed harder and harder each time! i have so many tears going down my face right now! LMAO!!!
That was really really good. But the thing about movies like this one is it would be nothing without all those special effects, so its an 8/10 for me. Im more about an in depth storyline then some flashy special effects, oh well it was a fun ride
1:21 LMFAO. "YiaH"
IronBronx 3 days ago
I am not entirely sure what the move at 2:32 would injure on a normal human being
celticwarwizard 1 week ago
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Holycow. It appears that Tommy from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Al Borland from Home Improvement are in a fantasy sword fight to the death!
sagex0x 2 weeks ago
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sagex0x 2 weeks ago
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No description can do justice...
Dargonhuman 1 month ago
samurai cop is only great because of his hair, he clearly uses herbal essence
JohnnyBadassClips 1 month ago
why is there a black guy standing there watching
johnnybravo66 1 month ago
How can he lose so much face?? It's Robert Z'Dar!!
djlogoutofficial 1 month ago
THUMBS UP IF IGN BROUGHT U HERE!!!
masterhari29 1 month ago 2
Say what you want I would kill for his hair
realjamable 1 month ago
nojoeyyoura cop
Newyorker200 1 month ago
no joey ur a cop
oh yea ur right im done
Sandeagledhorn 1 month ago 2
NO JOE, YOU'RE A COP!
okay...
celticwarrior262 1 month ago 2
Man that kirstie Alley got some moves!
showofdeth 1 month ago
13 people lost face?:D
Ripperjack74 1 month ago
1:07 ULTIMATE NOOGIE
Casowsky 1 month ago
You lost......you lost, face
lol wtf
charmander4533 1 month ago
does he come at 3:46?
Brendo2345 1 month ago
3:51 samurai blood must beak the rules of gravity.
vjpearce 3 months ago
How did he survive a broken neck?
bertmustin 4 months ago 2
@bertmustin He should have been in sheer pain when he had his eyes attacked. He must be a robot or something.
fabaum22 1 month ago
i was thinking about doing a spoof of this but whats the point
TheDEATHSTARIII 4 months ago
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pocketpool1000 4 months ago
lol you lose...lose face! the acting is by far the best ever...trolol
tcorreia3d 5 months ago
this movie
devilsmurf 5 months ago
3:43 Did he Shit 2 death?
VernHayes 5 months ago
Is this for real :O
KuriousJoe1 5 months ago
@0:29... their backs are to the same mountain! LOL!
HawkGTboy 6 months ago 6
NoJoeyou'reacop!
enken87 6 months ago
Gotta love that 4x3
MyOnlyFarph 6 months ago
they couldn't get a japanese guy to play the samurai...? herp derp
korinstower202 6 months ago
Omg!!!!! I remember seeing this back in the early 90's
EyEnOtgAy 7 months ago
this is too intense. i nearly choke on my dinner.
zspieg9 7 months ago 4
"You lost ! FACE!!!"
hondawilky 7 months ago
what does Katana mean?
TURBODORK2 7 months ago
@TURBODORK2 It's a japanese sword. The kind they fight with in the movie.
nr367 7 months ago
12 people never died with honour
TheDEATHSTARIII 8 months ago 9
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this movie is kick ass *trollface*
marchrabbit85 9 months ago
In addition to his considerable katana skills, samurai cop is also a master of periodically untucking and re-tucking his shirt in during battle.
wemustcallultraman 9 months ago 19
Way better than the last samurai
StyrbjornStarke 9 months ago 4
why the fuck doesn't that black guy do anything?
Lauv 9 months ago
@Lauv because in that time black guies can do nothing :)
marchrabbit85 9 months ago
I cannot take out "Pocket Ninjas" while watching this campy scene.
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ROFLMAO, I get such a kick out of that sound effect at 0:50
OOOOOOOH!
angrylobster 9 months ago
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angrylobster 9 months ago
刀は振り回すものではありません。刀を振り回すと隙が生まれます。それは大変危険です。なので、侍は、刀を振り回すのではなく、刀を鞘から抜く瞬間で空いてを切る方法を考えました。それが、居合道です。
polski2525 9 months ago
cops don't commit blatant execution, but they'll stand and watch somebody commit suicide?
Garthock 10 months ago 3
@Garthock
Actually, it was usual for a samurai committing seppuku to have his head struck off almost immediately. But then Big Face isn't a samurai, because he's in the 20th century.
textthing 9 months ago
Not sure Dean Learner could have topped the performance of worried black guy there.
Lykil 10 months ago
@Lykil
dean learning is a master actor tho
Hot5six4231 8 months ago
I wonder how many Samurai turned over in their graves during the airing of this film! That has got to be the worst acting I have ever seen!
ExposeChosunNinja 10 months ago
I like how the first sword wielder is doing all kind of tricks before the fight and the other just swings his like a bat for the warm up.
strafer 10 months ago
There can be only one.
xiquiripat 10 months ago
You lost face.
Sighrax 10 months ago
@Sighrax
That's a whole lot of face to lose.
textthing 9 months ago
i don't know where Samurai Cop went toward the the middle of the clip there, but that WOMAN could Fight!
th3v13w 10 months ago
For the intro sword-swinging part at 0:24, you can tell both clips were done in the same spot.. even though they should be on opposite sides of each other.
randomname349 11 months ago 5
i love how the black guy doesnt even try to help
thefatman69dude 11 months ago
Just imagine the agony they'd be in, if they actually tried hitting each other.
Zebonka 11 months ago
The only way this could be any more epic is if they had the music from Amok Time playing.
mrtrin 11 months ago
True Samurai warriors wear Wrangler jeans.
epicstl 1 year ago
It's very important when fighting with swords to preface the combat with much pointless posturing. That way you know they're serious. Oh, and be sure to tire your arms out by flourishing the sword needlessly about as well.
textthing 1 year ago 3
And lo did our hero leave the villain to lay unconscious and to slowly bleed to death in the desert scrub outside of the city.
Thus, in a later investigation by the Internal Affairs department, he lost his badge, wherin he spent the rest of his days at the gym. The end.
deathsheep 1 year ago 3
0:29 - 0:30 - In this lapse, It is suposed the actors are to be in front of eachother, but they have the same hill as background. What a shitty director. No knowldege of camera angles... or anything.
PezunaProducciones 1 year ago 4
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA his hair are growing!!!!!!!!!!!! watch it carefully they are growing in his full potencial
TheTrashgod 1 year ago
Wow the suspence is NOT killing me lol
leilighet205 1 year ago 4
didnt I hear that on mystery theater?
zalliwa 1 year ago
ZDAR's lower jaw can smash walnuts
arjunkaul 1 year ago 3
ZDAR rocks!
zalliwa 1 year ago
wow this sucks
Subaro0o 1 year ago
whenever im pissed sad i watch this always helps
conejo013 1 year ago 4
Robert Z'dar looks like a reject from Manowar.
angels77100 1 year ago 3
Robert Z'dar is destined never to be in a good movie.
Hallinilla9 1 year ago 4
0:07 there soo far apart lmao, there never gonna fight
MrTommyfifaking154 1 year ago
how could have anyone thought that this is any good?
ever?
darkerforest 1 year ago
@darkerforest I beg to differ sir. When I was a kid, along with Bloodsport, Kickboxer and Rocky IV. Samurai Cop was amongst my favorite movies. I used to rent it every week (VHS) and watch it back to back 3 or four times until Dad took it back. Now I've got this movie on DVD and when I'm not watching it with my wife, I'm talking about it or acting out some of the scenes to my friends. One of the greatest movies ever made.
angels77100 1 year ago
give some red knecks some swords and an old chinese martail arts movie and you get robocop!
Jonathontheone 1 year ago
C'est du Godfrey ho ?
danmaker1 1 year ago
isn't the villain the same guy who played Maniac Cop? I swear I'd recognize that chin anywhere, though I could be wrong
AMF4 1 year ago
@AMF4 yehh thats what i thought too
MrTommyfifaking154 1 year ago
holy shit the grapple at 2.27 doesn't even make sense goddamn
balletlunatic 1 year ago 3
@balletlunatic hahahaha I thought the same when I first saw it!
atlatzin 1 year ago
"He is a samurai, he wants to die with honor"
I actually died out of laughter.
helldude90 1 year ago
at 2:49 he says: "you know the code of the bush-eater". this movie is just too much :-D
MustNotRead 1 year ago 3
It sounded like bushida instead of bushido.
6t8fk94jm97 1 year ago
A melhor parte do vídeo é aos 2:07 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Saca só a giradinha estilo bailarina kkkkkkkkkkkk
danilloyahoo 1 year ago
tosco demais
laertjunior 1 year ago
"You know the code of Bushido...don't make crap movies."
mistermonstro 1 year ago 5
Ele é a cara do Marcelo Adnet... huiahaiuhaiah!
guiadmin 1 year ago
Ele é a cara do Marcelo Adnet... huaihaiauhaiau
guiadmin 1 year ago
at 2.50 "You know the code of the bush eater" ????
Did he say bush eater?
level8 1 year ago
@level8 He said "Bushido".
imperadorzin 1 year ago
Frakking awesome!!
bhoas 1 year ago
The black guy in the suit is like "WTF r u white boys thinking?" This is just hysterical. And the dubbed voiceover "heya's" and "ugh" are just priceless!!
dbphoto3264 1 year ago
Excellent acting skills, perfect background music and well directed. Only Chuck Norris could possibly improve this.
pontington 1 year ago
too much hair: "hnggg gunna cut u in the throat!" *raises sword*
black guy: "no joe ure a cop!"
too much hair: "oh. yeah, right.. it was samurai cop, not just samurai. I always forget."
lethaldeathgo 1 year ago 2
You lost... You lost face.
DJSessum 1 year ago 3
The guy with the beard looks like Richard Karn from Home Improvement
moroxy123456789p 1 year ago
"No, Joe, you're a cop!"
And then Billy Mays was a zombie.
Infernlmagician 1 year ago
-Is this Terrence Howard's first movie?
ColtonDean 1 year ago
If you want to die, surely you want a quick death, and stabbing yourseklf in the stomach won't help...
samiparisis 1 year ago
@samiparisis
haha, yeah, in all likelihood....he could be there for days, slowly bleeding in agony. lol, fail.
MustNotRead 1 year ago
"no description available"
No description available indeed.
dezmodium 1 year ago 2
oh...man...that hurt...XD
angelvashir 1 year ago
Is that Terrence Howard at 0:34?
slinky317 1 year ago
is that billy maze
LordVader999999 2 years ago
Billy Mays and no, But I wish it was, ill just imagine it is him *closes eyes*
GammaRazor 2 years ago
did one of them fart at 1:03?
mrsdkckr1 2 years ago
It would have been no less impressive if they had faught with foot long salamis ...
fenriz218 2 years ago 2
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jakestooge34 2 years ago
a samurai movie that ends with two with guys sword fighting and the fact that nobody thought that there was something wrong with this idea maybe be the worst thing about it
Imedge 2 years ago
It is physically impossible for Robert Z'dar to "lose face"
FreeterE 2 years ago 9
Sonny Chiba you better watch out.
LOL
helldude90 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA I swear at 1:07 when the guy gets elbowed in the head he says "Waffle!"
JamesFenczik 2 years ago 90
hahaha, he sure does
torgriu 2 years ago
@JamesFenczik I like waffles!
BonePizza 2 years ago
@JamesFenczik omfg.. he did. lol
RicynWolf 1 year ago
@JamesFenczik LOL MAN!!! It's been hours i'm laughing loud with this!!! XD
jukramone 1 year ago
@JamesFenczik wow you were so right! that is waffle! Lmao! good call
SokiSensei 1 year ago
@JamesFenczik AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ser89ers 1 year ago
@JamesFenczik i kept repeating that part over and over and i laughed harder and harder each time! i have so many tears going down my face right now! LMAO!!!
76dezzy 1 year ago
@JamesFenczik I think he says "wa-foo"... But I like it your way better
darthaardvark 11 months ago
hairy armpits are hairy
BonePizza 2 years ago
the fightscene is bad :( the moves look like as a old computer game. And they lost their swords so often. Really awful fightscene
Demonkingfighter 2 years ago
that's the guy from maniac cop, the billy mays lookalike. almost didn't recognize him. this was not even worth the watch.
kajumabir 2 years ago
"no joey you're a cop."
BoardSnap88 2 years ago 2
hahah its billy mays!
s1ndicut 2 years ago
at 3:16
"wats my line?, oh! NO JOEY UR A COP!!"
wolf12890 2 years ago 4
that bearded dude looks like billy mays lol
wolf12890 2 years ago
didnt know that FABIO was a samurai
junmengo 2 years ago 3
ive never senn this its probabbly not as good as chuck norris
jssstephenson 2 years ago
"Wa-fooo!" 1:06
SJCM 2 years ago
Haha I didn't even notice that until I read your comment. This is a wonderful movie.
porkshanker 2 years ago
best movie ever
nyamcz 2 years ago
this is worst than a high school film project.
it spews asssss.
helldude90 2 years ago
Holy shit, what the fuck is this pile of crap? I bet the guy who did this movie regrets it.
GutsLCF 2 years ago 2
chapri eng video
whistlindude 2 years ago
the guy died wrong
1st you get a short sword (check)
2nd kneel
3rd stab below belly button(maybe)
4th slide sword to the right
5th yell in pain!!
ok i made it up lol
lilaznboy90 3 years ago
What the last minute Black dude
wolf12890 3 years ago
That black guy was trying his hardest look worried LMAO wat a crappy actor
wolf12890 3 years ago 16
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wolf12890 3 years ago
black man only watching and white men fighting like chicken...thats what im talkin 'bout.
Ive never erver seen such a bad fight scene!
:D
Lunatic4ever 3 years ago
1:06 does he say waffle?! LMAO
BryterLayter26 3 years ago
1:35- 1:45 is too funny lol
gilmatic6 3 years ago
...wow to believe at one point this was probly a good movie...
sagmann20 3 years ago
thank god that there are clips like this
fotie25 3 years ago 2
holy shit - i almost puked from laughing!!!
that was the best movie ever!!!
turkeydragon 3 years ago 2
1:04 so fake looking like
Weedmanlol212 3 years ago 2
that woz shite!! lol
abhobby 3 years ago
that was crazy! lol
daabbot 3 years ago 2
I vomited a little.
vidgmr064 3 years ago 2
That was really really good. But the thing about movies like this one is it would be nothing without all those special effects, so its an 8/10 for me. Im more about an in depth storyline then some flashy special effects, oh well it was a fun ride
savage177 3 years ago
that made steven seagal look good
hardcorenate123456 3 years ago 4
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! it does...
wolf12890 2 years ago
God damn that suck^^ In a fun way
epoxiz 3 years ago 2
nojoey you'reacop
ohotis 3 years ago 3
You lost.
CanOfMinus 4 years ago 2
I think the holy Tim ist looking @ this right now
BTW: This movie sucks big time
ThingQT 4 years ago
The worst I've ever seen!
bumbinet 4 years ago 2