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  • 1:21 LMFAO. "YiaH"

  • I am not entirely sure what the move at 2:32 would injure on a normal human being

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  • "No description available."

    No description can do justice...

  • samurai cop is only great because of his hair, he clearly uses herbal essence

  • why is there a black guy standing there watching

  • How can he lose so much face?? It's Robert Z'Dar!!

  • THUMBS UP IF IGN BROUGHT U HERE!!!

  • Say what you want I would kill for his hair

  • nojoeyyoura cop

  • no joey ur a cop

    oh yea ur right im done

  • NO JOE, YOU'RE A COP!

    okay...

  • Man that kirstie Alley got some moves!

  • 13 people lost face?:D

  • 1:07 ULTIMATE NOOGIE

  • You lost......you lost, face

    lol wtf

  • does he come at 3:46?

  • 3:51 samurai blood must beak the rules of gravity.

  • How did he survive a broken neck?

  • @bertmustin He should have been in sheer pain when he had his eyes attacked. He must be a robot or something.

  • i was thinking about doing a spoof of this but whats the point

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  • lol you lose...lose face! the acting is by far the best ever...trolol

  • this movie

  • 3:43 Did he Shit 2 death?

  • Is this for real :O

  • @0:29... their backs are to the same mountain! LOL!

  • NoJoeyou'reacop!

  • Gotta love that 4x3

  • they couldn't get a japanese guy to play the samurai...? herp derp

  • Omg!!!!! I remember seeing this back in the early 90's

  • this is too intense. i nearly choke on my dinner.

  • "You lost ! FACE!!!"

  • what does Katana mean?

  • @TURBODORK2 It's a japanese sword. The kind they fight with in the movie.

  • 12 people never died with honour

  • In addition to his considerable katana skills, samurai cop is also a master of periodically untucking and re-tucking his shirt in during battle.

  • Way better than the last samurai

  • why the fuck doesn't that black guy do anything?

  • @Lauv because in that time black guies can do nothing :)

  • I cannot take out "Pocket Ninjas" while watching this campy scene.

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  • 刀は振り回すものではありません。刀を振り回すと隙が生まれます­。それは大変危険です。なので、侍は、刀を振り回すのではなく、­刀を鞘から抜く瞬間で空いてを切る方法を考えました。それが、居­合道です。

  • cops don't commit blatant execution, but they'll stand and watch somebody commit suicide?

  • @Garthock

    Actually, it was usual for a samurai committing seppuku to have his head struck off almost immediately. But then Big Face isn't a samurai, because he's in the 20th century.

  • Not sure Dean Learner could have topped the performance of worried black guy there.

  • @Lykil

    dean learning is a master actor tho

  • I wonder how many Samurai turned over in their graves during the airing of this film! That has got to be the worst acting I have ever seen!

  • I like how the first sword wielder is doing all kind of tricks before the fight and the other just swings his like a bat for the warm up.

  • There can be only one. 

  • You lost face.

  • @Sighrax

    That's a whole lot of face to lose.

  • i don't know where Samurai Cop went toward the the middle of the clip there, but that WOMAN could Fight!

  • For the intro sword-swinging part at 0:24, you can tell both clips were done in the same spot.. even though they should be on opposite sides of each other.

  • i love how the black guy doesnt even try to help

  • Just imagine the agony they'd be in, if they actually tried hitting each other.

  • The only way this could be any more epic is if they had the music from Amok Time playing.

  • True Samurai warriors wear Wrangler jeans.

  • It's very important when fighting with swords to preface the combat with much pointless posturing. That way you know they're serious. Oh, and be sure to tire your arms out by flourishing the sword needlessly about as well.

  • And lo did our hero leave the villain to lay unconscious and to slowly bleed to death in the desert scrub outside of the city.

    Thus, in a later investigation by the Internal Affairs department, he lost his badge, wherin he spent the rest of his days at the gym. The end.

  • 0:29 - 0:30 - In this lapse, It is suposed the actors are to be in front of eachother, but they have the same hill as background. What a shitty director. No knowldege of camera angles... or anything.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA his hair are growing!!!!!!!!!!!! watch it carefully they are growing in his full potencial

  • Wow the suspence is NOT killing me lol

  • didnt I hear that on mystery theater?

  • ZDAR's lower jaw can smash walnuts

  • ZDAR rocks!

  • wow this sucks

  • whenever im pissed sad i watch this always helps

  • Robert Z'dar looks like a reject from Manowar.

  • Robert Z'dar is destined never to be in a good movie.

  • 0:07 there soo far apart lmao, there never gonna fight

  • how could have anyone thought that this is any good?

    ever?

  • @darkerforest I beg to differ sir. When I was a kid, along with Bloodsport, Kickboxer and Rocky IV. Samurai Cop was amongst my favorite movies. I used to rent it every week (VHS) and watch it back to back 3 or four times until Dad took it back. Now I've got this movie on DVD and when I'm not watching it with my wife, I'm talking about it or acting out some of the scenes to my friends. One of the greatest movies ever made.

  • give some red knecks some swords and an old chinese martail arts movie and you get robocop!

  • C'est du Godfrey ho ?

  • isn't the villain the same guy who played Maniac Cop? I swear I'd recognize that chin anywhere, though I could be wrong

  • @AMF4 yehh thats what i thought too

  • holy shit the grapple at 2.27 doesn't even make sense goddamn

  • @balletlunatic hahahaha I thought the same when I first saw it!

  • "He is a samurai, he wants to die with honor"

    I actually died out of laughter.

  • at 2:49 he says: "you know the code of the bush-eater". this movie is just too much :-D

  • It sounded like bushida instead of bushido.

  • A melhor parte do vídeo é aos 2:07 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    Saca só a giradinha estilo bailarina kkkkkkkkkkkk

  • tosco demais

  • "You know the code of Bushido...don't make crap movies."

  • Ele é a cara do Marcelo Adnet... huiahaiuhaiah!

  • Ele é a cara do Marcelo Adnet... huaihaiauhaiau

  • at 2.50 "You know the code of the bush eater" ????

    Did he say bush eater?

  • @level8 He said "Bushido".

  • Frakking awesome!!

  • The black guy in the suit is like "WTF r u white boys thinking?" This is just hysterical. And the dubbed voiceover "heya's" and "ugh" are just priceless!!

  • Excellent acting skills, perfect background music and well directed. Only Chuck Norris could possibly improve this.

  • too much hair: "hnggg gunna cut u in the throat!" *raises sword*

    black guy: "no joe ure a cop!"

    too much hair: "oh. yeah, right.. it was samurai cop, not just samurai. I always forget."

  • You lost... You lost face.

  • The guy with the beard looks like Richard Karn from Home Improvement

  • "No, Joe, you're a cop!"

    And then Billy Mays was a zombie.

  • -Is this Terrence Howard's first movie?

  • If you want to die, surely you want a quick death, and stabbing yourseklf in the stomach won't help...

  • @samiparisis

    haha, yeah, in all likelihood....he could be there for days, slowly bleeding in agony. lol, fail.

  • "no description available"

    No description available indeed.

  • oh...man...that hurt...XD

  • Is that Terrence Howard at 0:34?

  • is that billy maze

  • Billy Mays and no, But I wish it was, ill just imagine it is him *closes eyes*

  • did one of them fart at 1:03?

  • It would have been no less impressive if they had faught with foot long salamis ...

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  • a samurai movie that ends with two with guys sword fighting and the fact that nobody thought that there was something wrong with this idea maybe be the worst thing about it

  • It is physically impossible for Robert Z'dar to "lose face"

  • Sonny Chiba you better watch out.

    LOL

  • HAHAHAHA I swear at 1:07 when the guy gets elbowed in the head he says "Waffle!"

  • hahaha, he sure does

  • @JamesFenczik I like waffles!

  • @JamesFenczik omfg.. he did. lol

  • @JamesFenczik LOL MAN!!! It's been hours i'm laughing loud with this!!! XD

  • @JamesFenczik wow you were so right! that is waffle! Lmao! good call

  • @JamesFenczik AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @JamesFenczik i kept repeating that part over and over and i laughed harder and harder each time! i have so many tears going down my face right now! LMAO!!!

  • @JamesFenczik I think he says "wa-foo"... But I like it your way better

  • hairy armpits are hairy

  • the fightscene is bad :( the moves look like as a old computer game. And they lost their swords so often. Really awful fightscene

  • that's the guy from maniac cop, the billy mays lookalike. almost didn't recognize him. this was not even worth the watch.

  • "no joey you're a cop."

  • hahah its billy mays!

  • at 3:16

    "wats my line?, oh! NO JOEY UR A COP!!"

  • that bearded dude looks like billy mays lol

  • didnt know that FABIO was a samurai

  • ive never senn this its probabbly not as good as chuck norris

  • "Wa-fooo!" 1:06

  • Haha I didn't even notice that until I read your comment. This is a wonderful movie.

  • best movie ever

  • this is worst than a high school film project.

    it spews asssss.

  • Holy shit, what the fuck is this pile of crap? I bet the guy who did this movie regrets it.

  • chapri eng video

  • the guy died wrong

    1st you get a short sword (check)

    2nd kneel

    3rd stab below belly button(maybe)

    4th slide sword to the right

    5th yell in pain!!

    ok i made it up lol

  • What the last minute Black dude

  • That black guy was trying his hardest look worried LMAO wat a crappy actor

  • hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • black man only watching and white men fighting like chicken...thats what im talkin 'bout.

    Ive never erver seen such a bad fight scene!

    :D

  • 1:06 does he say waffle?! LMAO

  • 1:35- 1:45 is too funny lol

  • ...wow to believe at one point this was probly a good movie...

  • thank god that there are clips like this

  • holy shit - i almost puked from laughing!!!

    that was the best movie ever!!!

  • 1:04 so fake looking like

  • that woz shite!! lol

  • that was crazy! lol

  • I vomited a little.

  • That was really really good. But the thing about movies like this one is it would be nothing without all those special effects, so its an 8/10 for me. Im more about an in depth storyline then some flashy special effects, oh well it was a fun ride

  • that made steven seagal look good

  • HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! it does...

  • God damn that suck^^ In a fun way

  • nojoey you'reacop

  • You lost.

  • I think the holy Tim ist looking @ this right now

    BTW: This movie sucks big time

  • The worst I've ever seen!

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