Small Soldiers The Movie part 4

[MichaelJ505]

Hahaha wow Star Wars scream 9:18 

[iRepCUBA]

I think chip hazard looks more like george clooney lmao

[TheBobbleheadboys]

this is slow, it stops every second

[startingsprinter]

@TheBobbleheadboys mine is ok

[jcman13]

Haha 14 years later I finally get the part at 0:30. I love Patton

[Moontamble]

Alan: "I can't stand parents there so *nice*!" .....I hope he's being sarcastic on the nice part otherwise I don't see the complaint here.

[lazarusmiessner]

i love small soldrs

[manuboy214]

Gorgonites forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[kristineld]

At 0:33 patton just got put to shame!!!! Major chip hazard ftw

[cooldude8437]

I feel like a 4 year old again.

[inuyashababe635]

@cooldude8437 haha I luv how back then 5 yr olds can watch movies pg13 but now to watch rated R or sumthin like the you gotta be 17 haha xD and same here haha

[TheFunnysamnoob333]

She like's led zepplin! i would fuck marry jane!

[NecroHunter93]

@TheFunnysamnoob333 hell yeah

[Jewmaine87]

How come when that guy plays a father he's always an asshole?

[superkeenan24]

@Jewmaine87 just like it transformers ! lmao

[FallenM16]

Lmao are you pulling some type of insurance scam? Haha

[jordan3727]

i miss been a kid ;( wish i was 12 again...

[lugi9251]

@jordan3727 im 12

[mrshanegt]

@lugi9251 ME TOO

[lugi9251]

@mrshanegt fun

[mrshanegt]

@lugi9251 Fun? what do you mean by fun?

[lugi9251]

@mrshanegt isnt it fun?

[mrshanegt]

@lugi9251 Oh, Yeah.

[Spacekowz]

All frickin movies always have some girl/ guy the main characters likes, wdf.

[WhenToysSpeak]

that dog is from dr.dolittle :]

[warpedwiselegoman]

9:18

Wilhelm Scream!

[PhoenixFeather09]

0:56

you can see what Troplicon (sorry for the bad spelling) looks like before he got broken.

[kaboom6899]

Hungay? 8:25

[kaboom6899]

Hungay?

[jojo12345678999]

i bet he fucked her afterwards

[tealhorn]

that bitch robbed him

fucking gold digging skank

[SuperKieran34]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh............. damn pot holes.......

[punisher249ify]

take a good look at troglacon thats your only chance to see him before he's frankenstine lol.

[TheCaelanator]

@Slinn1000

Kip Killagain was really doing a high-five with Link Static, that, of which, the force of said high-five was sending Link Static to the floor.

[GroddGuerrilla]

lol... party of five.

[OGLOC46]

Damn potholes...

[ajaxrush]

allen, we must find the gorganigoughguh goh

[albusron3490]

Encarta? WTF are they talking about? that was Vista software. it wasn't commercially available until a full decade after this movie came out (goddamn, I feel old now)

[JediAnnSolo]

@albusron3490 Umm... no, hun. Encarta's been a Microsoft encyclopedia since 1993 and this movie came out in '98. I remember having and using Encarta on my computer since I was a child. (Geez, now you went and made ME feel old...!)

[Arkenarge]

it would be awesome if we could just pick a side and have a small soldier war, use upgrades and stuff to buff out your soldier pokemon style.

[ChristianCageCarisma]

"GO AHEAD KID, LET IT OUT!!!" HAHA

[punisher249ify]

@NathanJesseMcCarthy ya she was in inteview with a vampire

[DerTeufel0707]

Is it me, or does Chip Hazard look like Stephen Lang? I just noticed because I've watched Avatar a few hours ago on my PC, now I watch this movie here and I see alot of resemblance, lol.

[kn0ckingIN]

@DerTeufel0707 Hey! He kinda does doesn't he?

[usernameluis305]

@DerTeufel0707 too bad this movie was way before avatar

[DerTeufel0707]

@usernameluis305 So? I don't really see any relation between your comment and mine. I've just said that I've watched both movies and saw a resemblance between Chip Hazard and Stephen Lang. By the way, Stephen Lang was in movies since the 80's, not only Avatar.

[pookieboytoy]

The musical tribute to Patton by Jerry Goldsmith is hysterical.

[afauver14]

haha there will be no mercy

[slipknothim13]

i want to see a remake of this movie where through out the entire movie the kid is stoned as fuck. "i am archer emmasary of the gorganites." "..........dude, what?"

[punisher249ify]

@slipknothim13 you are alan keper of encata ummmmmmmm is that your way of saying chetoes?

[cmen92]

I love the Patton reference

[IJUSTSKATEBOARD123]

"Alan We Must Find The Gorgajhdsgkdgskj" lololololol

[wildmann23]

0:20 Major Hazard took this idea scene from "Patton" addressing to his troops of 3rd Army.

[videogamenostalgia]

3.55 wait he likes Led Zeppelin? How incredibly awesome! If this was today they'd be going 'So, you like Miley Cyrus?' 'Yeah, she's the greatest'...

[Slinn1000]

watch the right of the screen at 1:08 Kip Killingan punches Link Static onto the floor lol.

[Slinn1000]

Freeze at 1:08 Kip Killingan punches Link Static onto the floor lol.

[me27163]

that was an inspiring speetch

[sebra1818]

was that a wilhelm scream at 09:19

[Rimfire748]

@sebra1818 Yeah that was a "wilhelm scream" lol i thought i was hearing things and it was a lie when i watched 1 of the videos about movies with "wilhelm screams" in them and i thought the guy who uploaded the video edited it but i was wrong lol i never knew.

[RCSODA70]

Man, that is what my dad is like. lol

[christiandbz1010]

i miss these movies

the best of all time:(

[M4napalm]

haha i remember when i was 8 or 9, Burger King selling kids meals with small soldiers toys as well...sucks knowing those days will never come back

[guitar19904]

@M4napalm

yea nostalga fucking rules. i also remember wanting a toy like one of these. but now im too old : ( i miss the 90s

[lordnarbas]

That guy Alan is a total asshole...

[soccer14klose829]

i love major chip hazard his men and him won the war with the gorgnites

[Benjaminb46]

I always tried to play the bike scene ... never did work

[mrmikeroach1]

this is way more real than bore story 3

[Fairyguh90]

i want a see Kirsten Dunst's ass bikini on youtube!

[djmqwer1]

@Fairyguh90 lol

[ShOtGuN909]

epic death

[sarah246awsome]

8:46 that GOT to hurt his balls lol

[betheniek5]

i love how the commander uses quotes that are real from history..."ONly regret that you have only one life to live" "...or give me death"

[tdityler5567]

i wish the toy is the movie were real and did all the things they do because they would kick ass

[bwr408jr]

that whore took the doll

[1564mauricio]

That girl Allen is Mary jane Watson and this movie was made at Universal Studios Hollywood.

[LinaCarter24]

@1564mauricio allen isnt a girl. mary jane watson is from spiderman. the blonde girl is played by kirsten dunst.

[Mysterious0Bob]

@1564mauricio Mary Jane is a fictional character.

[1564mauricio]

I like Led Zeppelin too.

[Shiek927]

I guess nowadays Alan would be the Keeper of Wikipedia

[Artardism]

Archer is hands down my favorite character! Thank you so much for posting this movie! brings back good times!

[ReaIized]

those little teens are old enough to ride motorcycles?

[Tjpakadub]

LMAO LOL @ 12134227210 and MrDrumerguy123

[Reaperluver]

(After being ripped apart by Allan's bike)

Brick: "Sir... I'm pretty messed up, sir!"

~~

(Sees Allan's house across the street)

Chip Hazard: "It's a Small World after all..."

I LOVE THIS MOVIE! XD

[Huhmasta]

Damn pot holes

[jaypark97]

lol 0:22

PATTON

[TheJazz2002]

09:21 wilhelm scream

really obvious too :D

[footielocker]

@TheJazz2002 YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO

[LACris310]

LED ZEPPLIN!!?!?!?:O

What about Metallica, Iron Maiden, Pantera, etc?

[themthrashinkids]

CANNIBAL CORPSE!

[spiderlionrobot]

the few the proud the TOYS

[MrDrumerguy123]

hey is the main chick from spider man mary jane?

[66jesko]

beware there will be no mercy!! you threatening me?? LOL

[chewang07]

this movie is rly cool

[holymasterchief]

you're headed for the microwave...is it a good idea to microwave a gorgonite? lol

[blitzballconor]

encarta...the days before wikipedia

[Drawer72]

I like the little Patton scene 

[Hardcoresnake247]

"You were dusting? With what? A croquet mallet?" LMAO

[Atomfussel12]

9:20 wilhelm scream^^

in every second movie is the wilhelm scream^^

[TheSecretEye]

Just to watch it burn. Ahahaha.

[dahuterschuter]

Alan should wear a helmet.

[abran323]

this movie is epic

why dont they have it on direct tv so i can record it :(

[GlutisBaximus]

good news i was passing by a toys r us andsaw posters of small soldiers toys that said coming soon.and at a theateri saw a dark blue poster that said SSII

?

[ztslovebird]

Aww, the poor Gorgonite! Killed before he even had a chance to live!

[enoching7]

"i'm more of an x-files guy myself"

when x-files was cool...

[enoching7]

dumbass marines never did learn to check the toys right next to them

[AZBORNTORACE]

Nice cbr 600 F3 I just bought one :)

[lord1night1wish]

The few and proud?wht the elites U.S marines now?

[12134227210]

the girl allen talks to looks like the girl played in spider man 1 2 3

[LinaCarter24]

@12134227210  thats cause she is.

[LinaCarter24]

@12134227210 this is one of her earlier films when she was younger. (obviously)

[albusron3490]

@LinaCarter24 like Jumanji (released 3 years prior to this film)

[goldmetaman]

@12134227210 he reminds me of justin bieber

[TheHouseofmicky]

@12134227210 she is lol

[ScrewdUpClickSUC]

@12134227210 durrrr..ya think

[12134227210]

@ScrewdUpClickSUC ...pst duee this is old ass comment lol

[Bene423]

@12134227210 It is her when she was younger.

[SpiderFan23]

@12134227210 it IS. Spider-Man isn't the only thing Kirsten Dunst has ever done -_-

[thewewguy8t88]

@SpiderFan23 she also did jumanji

[Sanriko]

@thewewguy8t88 And when she 12 she was in Interview with a Vampire :D

[cmen92]

@12134227210 just like she is the little girl from Jumanji

[CapitanoGUC]

@12134227210 no - you mix the films up - the film, she was playing in was sperm man ....:-D

[DjZombieKiller1]

@12134227210 thats cause she is

[Carmelmen1]

@12134227210 It is, Kirsten Dunts

[DrAvesta]

Oh My God. I used to watch this with my cousins when I was like 8. I'm 20 now and it's still good. Brings back memories! LOL Can't wait for the new Karate Kid movie.

[P3WNAGE]

3:55 Did I just hear that he's a Mormon? I replayed that dozens of times and...am I hearing correctly?

[ghettokid48706]

@P3WNAGE no he said " I more of an X-files kinda guy" more of an sounded like morman

[P3WNAGE]

@ghettokid48706 Alright...because telling people about your religion when you first meet them would be very awkward. I'm glad you corrected me.

[raiderfan89ify]

shit i forgot Kirsten Dunst and the dad from Transformers are in this movie. brings back my childhood memories.

[dinnertoeat]

When Alan grows up he's going to get his own transformer.

[danthelambboy]

Wilhelm scream at 9:20 , is it just me or is Alans' neighbour the voice of Troy McClure from the Simpsons

[Dylan10559]

is alan maryjane from spiderman?

[LordofWarMovie]

I am joining the Canadian Army next year. This movie is friggen awesome. I love Commando Chief he reminds me of Arnold Swartznagger.

Archer your a nub.

Elites>spartans Elites>gargonites.

[UndeadBeaner]

@LordofWarMovie yea but he sounds like tommy lee jones.

[bracefacejie]

Even Brick Bazooka does the classic Wilhelm Scream during 09:20

[Rcee01]

"just to watch it burn"

AHAHAh what a fucking tool

[Spiritedaway182]

Chip hazard reminds me of the general from Avatar.

[bancoran]

@Spiritedaway182 Chip Hazard became the prototype for Colonel Quaritch when RDA bought out Globotech in the late 2100's.

[Spiritedaway182]

@bancoran Oo. Thats interesting to know

[bancoran]

@Spiritedaway182 I meant to say early 2100s, since Avatar takes place in 2154. I like to think RDA has Quaritch clones stationed in nearly all of its most dangerous outposts. Once they die, their brain chips are pulled and the experience is uploaded to a main server, where the data is decoded, edited, and synced with the latest iteration of chips forming the next generation of Qlones, thereby producing super soldiers, each with the combined battle experience of an entire platoon!

[cgdowney88]

@bancoran so basically chip hazzard is the genrel from avatar

[bancoran]

@cgdowney88 Or it could be the other way around. I would pay through the nose for a "Small Soldiers"-style Quaritch action figure.

[cgdowney88]

@bancoran your theroy actually makes sense

[bancoran]

@cgdowney88 This movie is awesome already, but if it had a Quaritch action figure in it the world would freeze solid from the coolness.

[thesyncsta12]

@cgdowney88 no its tommy lee jones

[Yermog]

I remember two kids in my school were expelled because they called in a bomb threat. Different times.

[babyhilts]

I really wish kids movies were still like this! This is the stuff I grew up with and I mean the main characters are just normal. Not superficial, they're kinda cool liking X-Files and Zeppelin. Hard to find decent family movies like that now.

[codafett]

I want one of those Toys

[ButlerLewis]

I love the Patton style speech at 0:34

[treasureman256]

i gotta say those lil bastards r though

[firstdarkknight]

Led zepplin |--| rock fing on

[superstar3801]

What year was this movie made?

[T3kozRockz]

1962

[shadowloks2292]

@superstar3801 this movie was released in 1998 yup 12 years ago

[shadowseeker629]

i wish they referenced family guy even though it was made a year later

[Hazorxz]

wow i remember this from when i was like 7 good times.......good times.........

[BRRGames]

Poor Hartman, if he were still alive the movie could have had a sequel

[Chaos2ThaWorld1]

LOL i love the 90s movies

[punluck234]

i can never see gregory smith mormon

[CrazyJustin2006]

keeper of Encarta wow talk about dated!

[piano99999]

the kid that plays alan looks familar...what other movie has he been in?

[Chibi12345678]

That is Gregory Smith. He was in Harriet the Spy with Michelle Trachtenberg, The Patriot with Mel Gibson and Everwood with Treat Wiliams and quite a few other things

[piano99999]

ohh now i remember, ok thank you :)

[fisheye300]

YEA LED ZEPPELIN!