Red State Update: Astronaut Says Aliens Exist

[TheSaffell]

I live in america and speak english but I need a translater for this. lol!

[cruzangringa]

@TheSaffell ur not kidding...lol I moved here at age 10, NC, and we immediately introduced ourselves to our next store neighbors... We had great difficulty communicating, but we did ask what school their kid went to, as i would be going also. Whatever they said was not decipherable. We asked again...still no idea. We asked a third time...and just had to nod, and pretend like we understood, and quickly left...lol

[BANJOMILITIA]

I love it boys.

[upsidedownphysics]

Rebuplicans

haha

[alsal88]

aint that the bass player from zz top?

[eyeamgort]

Yeah........MUFON limits them to no more

than four calls per week.

[D3gix]

These guys are sooo redneck i can barley understand them

[TheSecretSword]

Said the drunk Indian...

[Weddze]

if you were me you would of shared all of my experiences and elements of influence, so you would do exactly as i do..... ha.... nasa never publicly went to the moon. think about it the very 1st time they tried they suceeded in going to the moon

[nickj077]

"I'm an astronaut, I walked around on the moon for nine damn hours."

LOL!!

[995715202]

oooo its the thetans.Dyenetics,mothership in space,hydrogen bomb,volcano...lay off smack

[doughborne]

I think you two were on the moon too ! Pro Patria doughboy

[Omega1874]

Because only retards and racists vote for Obama and the crazy liberals.

[haygoodfly]

lol - man i wish...

[loslonelygirls]

if you pause this at exactly 27 sec,it looks like dunlap farted and jacki tryin his damndest not to smell it.whats funny is dunlap looks so serious,no forreal.

PAUSE AT EXACTLY 27 SECONDS ITS FUNNY LOL

and then pause at exactly 34 seconds,it looks like jackis pissed at dunlap,and dunlaps looks affended that jackis pissed off cuz he farted

NOTE:U GOTTA USE UR IMAGINTION

[laugher04]

and they're against liberals.

[ghostkid432]

i just ate a cookie!

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

None of those things have anything to do with beign a republican

[PhantomSavage]

Poor, poor Dunlap. If only he would have watched the first REAL X-files movie.

[bootsjordan]

because they have a brain!!!! oh and they have freedoms!

[ghostkid432]

lol,it's always fun to see two people talk about world events,things people say etc;

[audiolovingfemme]

because they aren't flip floppers... or socialists.

[ilovetogofast88]

OMG, Jackie you are too funny, I LOVE it when you rant, you always have something interesting to say!

[anythingdammit]

I guess hanna montana outsold them now their gone.

[TrueAgendaSetter]

It is ironic that he wanted Fred Thompson to be President and yet doesn't want us to believe in what's on TV.

[srjrfan3]

These videos are like crack, you dont realize how bad you wanna see more until they go a week without a new video.

[vchele]

love you guys!

[cupchange]

I bet he was alone in the theater with edgar mitchell. More people are watching you guys argue lol

[deric13]

LMAO !!

[KittySinned]

You guys are the BEST! Is Dunlap single?

[Jerryfalwell]

These men represent the goodness of the red states, reminds me of the good ol' days. I just hope they make an Obama endorsement, since I'm not able to make a live video to do it myself. McCain is clearly senile and unfit to make decisions - his Sturgis visit alone was one of the biggest gaffes any candidate has made since Dukakis got in a tank!

[bolivarmeadows]

The truth is out there . . .

[AfricanAnime]

Is that your new CD you have on display? how do I get one?

[dskylo]

I miss seeing the beer cans and bourbon bottles (and random object)

[BLO68]

I agree

[dodoofof]

"I drank tang!"

So funny.

[JMBSM61]

We are all Aliens...Tom Cruise will lead us home

[NotMachinima]

@JMBSM61 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[ilovetogofast88]

Right on, Jackie, more people are watching you than that silly X-files movie!  A LOT more entertaining.

[Damnitscloudy]

I havn't heard Jackie rant like that in a long time =)

[BLESSEDone333]

UFO/ALIENS are not your friends people.

GOOGLE PROJECT BLUEBEAM

[CommentorX]

Apollo 14 - was that the mission that Tom Hanks was in charge of?

[zhivotnoya]

nope...tom hanks' portrayal was that of the apollo 13 ordeal...

[CowboyRicky1920]

You guys are fucking funny Rock On I listen to you on my i pod

[Ako3000]

Lololololol. Most redneck comedys bore me but this was awesome!

[indianajoe12]

'Cause these guys actually know things and aren't inbred.

[obermeier21]

It's arrogance to think the Federal Gov't can supress the existence of aliens.

[blahfunnyjunk]

i hope u guys get onto TV, everyone will be watching this!!

[maokly]

Yall gonna be big one day.

[countryboy4794]

lol jackie is funny as hell!

[seneca67]

Five stars, that was precious

[arubberball]

Is arrogance to think we are the only intelligent life form in the universe. Could we handle the truth? I think not. These guys rock!

[devenci]

I'll say this. I seen flying disk. It's either the Goverment or they are real.

[radicalryan200]

:] they are

[bmd66]

I'd totally hump Dunlap if I was gay.

[ilovetogofast88]

Aliens exist?? BUUUUUUUUUULLSHIT!!!!

[dickyco2]

Ground Control to Major Tom

Commencing countdown, engines on

Check ignition and may God's love be with you.

[dannyb6890]

Good God Jackie

[E100Omega123]

The most interesting part of the new X-files music:When they're in the FBI building, they zoom in on a picture of Bush and play the theme music for a good ten seconds. LMAO for a good ten minutes over that one.

[badmashhh]

you guys shure that the old man is not smoking weed

[iMBBonlyone]

doesn't it seem a little conceited and egotistical to assume that we humans are the only creatures in all this vastness of matter and space able or willing to travel?

false pride goeth before a fall......

[b5kalad]

I know there is aliens living among us. Just look at my neighbors.

[iMBBonlyone]

ok yeah sure let me adjust my personal cerebral aerial satellite zoom lens with probing accuracy to your area.... oh shit! just blew my cover

[dejahthoris]

Jackie's kickin some ass. I am still waiting for the Jackie Broyles/Loch Ness monster ticket or iffin they cain't find no monster, then Broyles/obama

[amybaina]

LOL!

[hudsonboy100]

LMFAO

[marzec93]

Lmao. what the fuck where they saying

[boundless1986]

what was that movie with johnny depp and charlize theron ??? reminds me of that movie

[zitzot]

what does this have to do with politics or the elections?

[meloner04]

When RSU started not everything was about the election... 2 words : Hamburger Dinner

[byteme2008]

lol fred brought back into a convo

[CrocodileAvoider]

Barak Obama looks like one of the little gray guys.

[usnationalist]

Loved the CD reviews. Great Vid guys.

[anmoose]

LMAO!! I thought Jackie was gonna pop a vein there. Shame on you, Dunlap, for getting him all stirred up like that.

Moosie

[kacpt]

I think Jackie wanted to be an Astonaut when he was younger.

[again2021]

man, jackie is pissed!

[nothankyoumam]

Asternot.  LOL!

[conspiracy777]

yeah .... The first astronaut was a monkey ... get over it

[redneckstaggs1988]

Anyone who is crazy enough to go up in space must be crazy enough to believe in aliens! LOL

[henrythesteinberg]

So now you have descended into 3 minute videos, one minute of which is advertisements.

You suck now. Sold out worse than Metallica.

[Ed1Faunce]

Klatu Barada Nicto HAAIL!

[terrorbite]

I'm quite shocked that Jackie thinks the moon landings might not have happened (I mean, I agree but I always thought he was one of those die-hard, patriotic, don't-question-the-government americans ;)

Also, woo x-files movie!

[SotallyTober]

Haaaaaa. This is prolly my fav Red State.

[geargemartin]

this is what i think is funny about this alien story. the nuts who beleive we never went to the moon quote this atsronoant, who walked on the moon, as proof that "extraterrestrials" exist.

[driubi]

indeed.

[chappyreport]

ya and monkey might fly out of an aliens butt

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[Sammerkona]

He was? Well where is he now?  That bastard owes me money!

[RogCBrand]

Great stuff guys!

[oldhacks]

/watch?v=uJSnCz4ER4g

[oldhacks]

monkeys in space. classic

[asdffd]

Aliens exist and they've come here for a reason. And that reason is to see Dunlap get naked. GET NEKKID DUNLAP!

[danthemankhan]

Dunlap's growing his sideburns longer lately.

[bl4ckd0g187]

I'm thinking that I'd start drinking if I was me, too.

[Tamar1973]

Jackie, you need to quit smoking. I can send you a pack of Korean herbal cigarettes.

[JimboTHC]

Extraterrestrial life exists, the only real question is it/can it come here?

Stanton Friedman debated Bill Nye the science guy on larry king the other night and straight up owned Bill Nye.

[Bubba186]

of course aliens exist, how else do you explain the Bush administration?

[RustyShacklefordx222]

Maybe Miley Cyrus is an Alien and is spreadin' her mindcontrol through her CDs. Quick poeple un-buy her CD if you bought it and then buy a more American CD, i don't know what that CD would be though.

[JimboTHC]

I don't think Miley Cyrus is A Alien, I think shes the next sacrifice "they" are lining up.

Disney is part of the Illuminati and Spears, Lohan, Smith, Cyrus, they are drugged up sex slaves sacrifices for their lucifarien God Moloch.

They sacrifice their lives and deaths in the media because occultists believe the more people watching gives the ritual more powerful.

Look how long they raped Anna Nicole smiths body on TV?

Now the real question is am I kidding?

[bl4ckd0g187]

'I don't think Miley Cyrus is A Alien, I think shes the next sacrifice "they" are lining up.'

-have you ever seen an illuminati? before we buy into ANY of these claims, I want you to find one, chain it up, and drag it to my doorstep. otherwise, you're just delusional.

[JimboTHC]

I didn't make any claims.

But if you doubt there are extremely powerful individuals in the world who exert heavy control on our media and government maybe you are the delusional one.

Youtube, "Dark secrets of the Bohemian Grove" it's a fun watch in a big foot on the history channel kind of way.

[bl4ckd0g187]

oh, so now I'M the one who's delusional, because I don't believe that there's some institutionalized satanic ruling class, which there's absolutely NO evidence for. and then you straw-man my arguement. because it'

s quite clear that there are powerful elitist types; it's just that they're NOT who or what you think they are. they are simply rich people who get involved in and influence politics and society to secure and better their own situation; that DOES NOT make them 'evil'.

[JimboTHC]

I didn't claim they were evil, you are the one who keeps attaching me to these claims simply because I brought them up in jest.

I only have a flirting curiosity with it.. It's good fiction on youtube.

But why do almost all of the world elite gather at the Bohemian Grove dress in red KKK robes and burn a mock human effigy before Moloch the owl God...

I don't care if you believe the whacko theories or not, The club itself admits to its membership and bizarre rituals, Look it up.

[bl4ckd0g187]

what 'club'? the illuminati? because I've NEVER seen one of those, and have absolutely NO reason to believe that they exist. and as for the bohemian grove festival, christians do MUCH weirder things, and no one cares when they do (they practice symbolic cannibalism..... how much weirder can they get ?) and no, it's not good fiction, because some people not only believe in these things, but then they go on to act on their beliefs in these things.

[HEYBUDD]

You in fact have seen an illuminatist, you just are not aware of it. Their existance is not a matter of belief, as you claim. They remain secret, but are not unknown. Some simple research will reveal this fact to you.

Christians DO NOT practice "symbolic cannibalism" but rather take part in ceremony symbolizing their willingness to have the sprit of their Savior living within them.

Cammibalism is about eating dead humans. Communion is about having speritual life.

About my spelling: Spare me

[bl4ckd0g187]

'You in fact have seen an illuminatist, you just are not aware of it. Their existance is not a matter of belief, as you claim. They remain secret, but are not unknown. Some simple research will reveal this fact to you.'

-oh, I'm pretty sure you think that. but unless you can actually PROVE the existence of this organization, I don't take you any more seriously than the christians. and yes, it is symbolic cannibalism; they are eating his flesh, and drinking his blood.

[driubi]

cannibalism is spiritual?

[JimboTHC]

The club being the Bohemian grove, it's a acknowledged fact by the club their members include countless world leaders they gather, and perform a ceremony where they burn a mock human effigy before the Owl god Moloch (voiced by walter Cronkite)dressed in red KKK robes.

And that's not fringe, that's in the wikipedia if you look at the edits page most of it is stuff the club admits to.

I agree with you 100% about the christians, imagine what freaks who believe in moloch are capable of.

[driubi]

molloch is NOT an owl - you have been listening to alex jones waaay too much and reality a lot too little. This guy makes his living on conspiracy theories - and makes them up at his own whim.

[JimboTHC]

I do not believe everything Alex Jones says. I take in a ton of Media, I listen to Alex Jones because he is entertaining.

The FEMA camps do exist. Our government does have plans for Martial Law.

The real issue is, how much does that bother you. It depends on how much you trust your government.

I don't know why I'm being lectured for claiming Miley Cyrus is a illumanati sacrifice anymore than the guy who claimed she was A Alien.

[JimboTHC]

As far as the Grove I suggest you look it up, even the mainstream stuff about that place is kind of kooky.

A lot of the stuff about the Grove I've sourced, I've read other view points the descriptions of what takes place and who goes there is true.

The conspiracy hinges on wether you believe it's a Art festival or occult ritual.

Were commenting on video on the topic of E.T, I didn't really see Alex Jones and discussion of Bohemian Grove that off topic.

[iMBBonlyone]

thank you for saying that

[TwilightDrop]

It's true, Aliens do exist, and so does God!!.. :-)

[ltgrandmaps3]

lol athiests unit

[CrucieFiction]

Ron Paul. Alien. Nuff said.

[kathicII]

It would explain why RP is smarter than everyone else.

[sheerbeauty]

Whatever happened to Tang?

[Knapping4Fun]

The other day I bought some little sugar free Tang packets for water bottles. They have red flavor and green flavor. They said something about lemons and fruit but I don't believe it.

It's got what your body craves - It's got Electrolytes!

Come on Dunlap, I want to hear you say " I like Money"

[wavymavy]

or "Ow! My Balls!"

[auburnkid90210]

you need to put an e on the end of update

[chumashfalcon]

no, its Updat like...

Up dat ass

[tombstonetom]

You guys are great. Sometimes I think you're scripted and really good actors other times I think you are unscripted and extremely articulate. Today I don't know.

[tuffyjon]

ALways Entertaining.

[loganchurchwell]

Was he the 'naut that brought golf clubs to the moon?

[RogCBrand]

That was Alan Shepherd, also the first American in space. He was a prankster and as a pilot, then astronaut, always managed to have fun, no matter how dangerous the mission!

[gamutman]

Only assholes say first.

[pinkbandgeek]

That would be so cool if there where aliens. Fred Thompson might be one!

[masterswordsmen]

if we faked a moon landing the russians would have been the first ones on our asses, they had the technology to prove we didnt go and the motive to.

[geargemartin]

the russians actually went to the moon and "faked" not going to the moon.

[Yakko77]

One look at Michael Jackson and I kow for sure aliens exist.

[SkylineTime]

I LOVE you guys!!!