"I'm Chris Hanson, and I'm here to set you up and ruin the rest of your life by taking advantage of your loneliness and pretending there is such a thing as a 13 year old who really wants to have sex with you"
It's entrapment. He (or the show) creates a situation that is not real playing to the desires of "sickos" and luring them. I'm glad they get in trouble for trying to have sex with minors, but the way it's done seems wrong. Plus the fact he really plays it like he's this super righteous dude who's never had an evil thought in his life. I don't know- it just seems like a big set up. So, it's funny here (Conan is always funny) but in real life- it's sad all around.
zero- those are just guys who can't get any in real life so they spend countless hours striking out on the internet as well. No 13 year old is going to want to have sex with an ugly old man. Chris Hansen is just preying on the fears of concerned mothers.
nope, I highly doubt it. There may be one or two cases, but that's out of how many people who use the internet? The people who that show panders to are the same tards that are afraid their little Johnny is huffing Jenkem.
not siding with the perverts, just don't drink Chris Hansen's kool-aid. There are over 630 million worldwide users of AIM, Windows Messenger and Yahoo Messenger alone. If those users follow global population trends, then about 190 million of them are minors. Even if we assume there are 1,000 yearly cases of ephebophiles in every country meeting up, that still means that only about 0.00007% of kids. Up it to 10,000 cases, still only .007%. It's statistically retarded to consider this a problem.
not that I don't find the show really amusing (I love the excuses they give)- I just think there are better things he could do with his time (like going back to uncovering child labor in India)
did I not make myself clear or did you just not pay attention in statistics class? .007% is a high estimate- the actual likelihood of running into a problematic ephebophile on the internet is about the same as winning the lottery if you put $50 down on it. btw, protip- learn what pedophile actually means before you make yourself sound stupid. And stop drinking Chris Hansen's Kool-Aid
first off, anyone saying "statistically retarded" is operating at a fifth grade speech level. Second, if it was you or a sibling molested would you still be satisfied with your opinion? Third, you sound like a pedophile. Who but a pedophile tries to convince people child molestation isnt a problem, no matter what the context?
Ok, so people who don't consider this a huge problem are suddenly pedophiles themselves? Funny how you accuse someone of "operating at a fifth grade speech level" while your logic belongs in a fifth grade class room.
anyone who can't understand the difference between a pedophile and a pederast is operating at a fifth grade vocabulary level. You are also operating at a fifth grade reading comprehension level- you have yet to actually read my comments if you believe I'm arguing that child molestation isn't a problem. I refuse to dignify your comment until you read my comments and can respond to what I'm actually saying.
The Office > All
FuckingDracula 2 weeks ago
HAHAHHA OMG
IGNIITED 2 months ago
To Catch a Predator needs to come back to TV - Greatest show of all time.
JAWWDC 3 months ago
that was awesome.
amipat870 4 months ago
Love how you spelled emmys.
nickatwork 8 months ago 2
conebone69! classic! I love Chris Hansen!!
071jbird 8 months ago 2
conebone69!
nick5400 10 months ago
This was probably the best Emmys intro ever.
bladerunner12 11 months ago 8
I hope Conan hosts the Emmys again.
PestigeKelpone 11 months ago
I dont think house like grabing Conan's balls
sarahx40 11 months ago
This is epic on so many levels.
PretentiousTwat 11 months ago 7
Trey Parker and Matt Stone are some ballsy motherfuckers. Love them.
Chofi001 1 year ago 9
conebone69 rofl
TehBird 1 year ago 8
CONAN O'BRIEN FOR PRESIDENT! Thumbs up!
rippyondrums 1 year ago
AWESOME!@!!!!
shivercanada 1 year ago
i like when he was looking at pam
that was funny
MrCardinalzboy 1 year ago
jay leno created 45 accounts and gave this video 45 thumbs down!!!
DaKattila 1 year ago 5
The best!! soo funny!! 24!!!! :D I am so mad and feel sad that 24 ended!!! grrrr best show!!!! next to that SOUTH PARK! then lost then house!!!
FANOFCELEBRITIESLOL 1 year ago
The best!! soo funny!! 24!!!! :D I am so mad and feel sad that 24 ended!!! grrrr best show!!!! next to that lost and then house!!!
FANOFCELEBRITIESLOL 1 year ago
The best!! soo funny!! 24!!!! :D I am so mad and feel sad that 24 ended!!! grrrr best show!!!!
FANOFCELEBRITIESLOL 1 year ago
Man this is funny!
Twenty7BV 1 year ago
conebone69 xD
cockewhite 1 year ago
Oh my God . . . I think my spleen just exploded due to convulsions of laughter . . .
therealcritic28 1 year ago
CONAN FUCKING RULES
zodiiak 1 year ago 2
Dad! Conan O'Brien won't come out of the closet!
falltothegods13 1 year ago
Good stuff. Liked the Office one the best.
WrestlingClique 1 year ago
brilliant and inspired
JerichoDitch2 1 year ago
Conan Blows hahahaha get mad internet people get mad hahahaha
nocents81 1 year ago
That... That was beautiful... <3
RoyFan33 1 year ago
I love these intros!
Dige85cph 1 year ago
conebone69
SternMann93 1 year ago 6
Best Emmy opening ever.
arrowguy173 1 year ago 4
Is it me, or does Dwight call Jim "Tim"? Maybe I heard it wrong.
tsnoopy76 1 year ago
@tsnoopy76 I could've sworn that he had said "Tim" as well.
Kwask12 1 year ago
@Kwask12 Well at least I'm not hearing things :).
tsnoopy76 1 year ago
Let's see that douche jay leno do something like this
alexisnikitin 1 year ago 2
conan and cloey obrien x3
xryanxgh 1 year ago
im chris hansen from dateline nbc
kellyberry 1 year ago
who is c0n4n
A2Z83 1 year ago
I love Mr. O'Brien
AngryScotty45 1 year ago
Conan rulesss!!!!
lankangyrl 1 year ago 3
Hahahah awesome. Im with Coco
Hungwongdong 1 year ago 3
This is the best Emmy moment ever!
Glycogenic 1 year ago
LMAO Dad Conan O' Brien won't come out of the closet.
mycolddeadeyes 1 year ago
aw i miss conan... sniffles
ekaye86 1 year ago 2
CONEBONE 69 lmao
i cant believe nbc kept leno instead of conan
iAmCadoAngelus 1 year ago 19
lmfao SOUTH PARK TOM CRUISE LOOOL
tjello 1 year ago
ROFL 5:06
SithLordJedi 1 year ago
i love coco
lazydaisy1980 1 year ago 3
CO-CO FTW
also dunno what lost is but looks depressing :\
iluvagothkenny 1 year ago
4:47 grope :D
this includes every freaking show i love(except 24 dunno what that is)
iluvagothkenny 1 year ago
"age 92...or 12" house gets me
use6less 1 year ago 6
alright *breaths* i can explain.... *sprints off*
Jacopdabest 1 year ago
My favorite part is "conebone69"
McScreenName 1 year ago 7
Obviously they should have had the cops arresting him when he ran out the door...
WhyNotTruth 1 year ago
@WhyNotTruth
Totally... But then how would he get to the emmy's??
McScreenName 1 year ago
Oh yeahhhhh
WhyNotTruth 1 year ago
CONAN!!!!!!!!!!
djchopsticks0208 1 year ago
"if i don't get the codes, millions of people will die"
"Look, ther's no time for CHIT-CHAT !"
PS: It's actually NBC's fault that Leno's coming back
KillVision133 1 year ago
That's what they want you to think.
silentwisp7 1 year ago
"I did it once. I liked it." HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
TheFlashingCursor 2 years ago
FUCK LENO!
ADULTabuse 2 years ago 178
who is the guy in the closet?
parapapavideomaker 2 years ago
Tom Cruise is the guy in the closet. From another South Park episode around that time
erandune 2 years ago 3
hahhaha conan o brien wont come out of the closet
juanpi182 2 years ago
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Actually he did. HE ran out, its Tom Cruise who wont come out of the closet.
PKA19 2 years ago 2
HA HA HA, Conebone69!!!
snowfish1121 2 years ago
conebone69
natazer 2 years ago 2
CONANDO should Host the OSCAR's !!
leefuji 2 years ago 8
Conan, House, South park and the office in one video ? thats too much awesomeness for me to handle!!!
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mrfuddz 2 years ago
I forgot "anything"? He never says "anything."
btkrick 2 years ago
conan has a bright future he is hilarious...
Ruckas356 2 years ago 4
Haha, Jim. "No, I did not have conan o'brien fall through the ceiling." haha.
btkrick 2 years ago 3
u forgot "anything"
Ruckas356 2 years ago
man conan is the best ever
UFCBrockLesnar1 2 years ago 6
the 24 part is the best !
MMM88X 2 years ago
That was awesome!
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evierebekah 2 years ago
lol it is funny staff
robotcol87 2 years ago
by far the creepiest :D
dakteriic 2 years ago 2
"damn it jim!" hahahaha
echolot 2 years ago 4
$cientology by banning that south park episode they made it immortal.
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lol gotta luv conan :D:D
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Sapa44 2 years ago
I thought he took off the shirt
terrestrialrain 2 years ago
This is so funny, especially the south park and TCAP parts
DXvsnWo1 2 years ago
awesome :D
rainbowsix23 2 years ago
conebone69!
epic!
xbrandnewx 2 years ago 7
AND I'M RUNNIN
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theblasphemousbear 2 years ago 2
EVERYTHING about this video is funny! love my conesy!! <3333333
milhousezchick 2 years ago 2
rotflmfao, this was hella funny
SuperKing069 2 years ago
Hilarious. Can't believe I never seen this video.
acmowery18 2 years ago
I can't believe I've seen this video more times than i can count!
Irochka2525 2 years ago 4
this ocdragon is very stupid
3pac2pac 2 years ago
why cant conan hosty every year dat would be awsome
BobleHead2008 2 years ago 99
@BobleHead2008 i hated the host for this year, didn't even watched it
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TheDarkestAbYsS 2 years ago
LMFAOOOOO!
I love the House part. xD
Neversayingsorry 2 years ago 4
HAHAHAHAHAH THE ENDING!
gburton 2 years ago
this was funny.
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soniachoi1 2 years ago
most likely cuz he is one himself
soniachoi1 2 years ago
"I'm Chris Hanson, and I'm here to set you up and ruin the rest of your life by taking advantage of your loneliness and pretending there is such a thing as a 13 year old who really wants to have sex with you"
Gobglubby 2 years ago
Wait...are you saying what Chris Hanson does is wrong?
gladius900 2 years ago
It's entrapment. He (or the show) creates a situation that is not real playing to the desires of "sickos" and luring them. I'm glad they get in trouble for trying to have sex with minors, but the way it's done seems wrong. Plus the fact he really plays it like he's this super righteous dude who's never had an evil thought in his life. I don't know- it just seems like a big set up. So, it's funny here (Conan is always funny) but in real life- it's sad all around.
Gobglubby 2 years ago
But do you know how many sickos he and his team gets off the street?
gladius900 2 years ago
zero- those are just guys who can't get any in real life so they spend countless hours striking out on the internet as well. No 13 year old is going to want to have sex with an ugly old man. Chris Hansen is just preying on the fears of concerned mothers.
OCDragon588 2 years ago
WHAT!?! You don't think any of those guys would have gone off to prey on more children? Or might have already done it before?
gladius900 2 years ago
nope, I highly doubt it. There may be one or two cases, but that's out of how many people who use the internet? The people who that show panders to are the same tards that are afraid their little Johnny is huffing Jenkem.
OCDragon588 2 years ago
That's crazy!
How could you possibly side with the perverts?
gladius900 2 years ago
not siding with the perverts, just don't drink Chris Hansen's kool-aid. There are over 630 million worldwide users of AIM, Windows Messenger and Yahoo Messenger alone. If those users follow global population trends, then about 190 million of them are minors. Even if we assume there are 1,000 yearly cases of ephebophiles in every country meeting up, that still means that only about 0.00007% of kids. Up it to 10,000 cases, still only .007%. It's statistically retarded to consider this a problem.
OCDragon588 2 years ago
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OCDragon588 2 years ago
not that I don't find the show really amusing (I love the excuses they give)- I just think there are better things he could do with his time (like going back to uncovering child labor in India)
OCDragon588 2 years ago
You don't think that pedophiles on the internet is a problem?!
gladius900 2 years ago
did I not make myself clear or did you just not pay attention in statistics class? .007% is a high estimate- the actual likelihood of running into a problematic ephebophile on the internet is about the same as winning the lottery if you put $50 down on it. btw, protip- learn what pedophile actually means before you make yourself sound stupid. And stop drinking Chris Hansen's Kool-Aid
OCDragon588 2 years ago
They took off 30,000 sex offenders off of Myspace alone just last year!
gladius900 2 years ago
first off, anyone saying "statistically retarded" is operating at a fifth grade speech level. Second, if it was you or a sibling molested would you still be satisfied with your opinion? Third, you sound like a pedophile. Who but a pedophile tries to convince people child molestation isnt a problem, no matter what the context?
raoulthompson 2 years ago 2
Ok, so people who don't consider this a huge problem are suddenly pedophiles themselves? Funny how you accuse someone of "operating at a fifth grade speech level" while your logic belongs in a fifth grade class room.
justluckdude 2 years ago 2
anyone who can't understand the difference between a pedophile and a pederast is operating at a fifth grade vocabulary level. You are also operating at a fifth grade reading comprehension level- you have yet to actually read my comments if you believe I'm arguing that child molestation isn't a problem. I refuse to dignify your comment until you read my comments and can respond to what I'm actually saying.
OCDragon588 2 years ago
u are retarded
3pac2pac 2 years ago
an insignificant amount in the grand scheme, just a guess
eternalfire1244 2 years ago
Any amount of online preadators is significant!
gladius900 2 years ago
wonder if tom was there to c that
pruett365 2 years ago
That was super Grrrreaaate! I love it when they do stuff like this: Conan, Stewart, Colbert and company.
Ahkinum 2 years ago 4
who was the other guy that wont come out of the closet
kelzkelz520 2 years ago 3
Tom Cruise
tosupra 2 years ago 3
American Office is funny but brittish is even funnier
tiiliperse 2 years ago
Yeah I was secretly hoping it'd be the british office even though I knew it wouldn't be ;>
Kazumaster 2 years ago
i love the office <3
amberviolet625 2 years ago 5
Hilarious. Conebone694ever haah
jacobsir 2 years ago 2
I'll take it in swedish: Fyfaaan va underbart!
ChillenMcGrillen93 2 years ago
funniest thing Conan O'Brian did
Sokoloft 2 years ago
Dad! Conan wont come outa the closet!
lol that may be the best thing ever
atcarter122692 2 years ago
conebone69 conebone69 conebone69!
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TheBabblingFool59597 2 years ago
Is this by any chance Stephen Colbert..? If so then I'm tired of you, Stephen. Stop complaining just because you didn't get to do the emmy promo >:(
Idhimaru 2 years ago
funniest shti ever
jesusbonehead 2 years ago 4
this is awsm:)) really funny
ratu4000 2 years ago 2
Conebone69. That never gets old.
Inter arma enim silent leges,
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AllTerroristsMustDie 2 years ago
I can't believe they almost didn't air this because of that first 45 seconds.
jkun17 2 years ago 6
CONEBONE69
newphoenix84 2 years ago 9
da cruise part and the office part r hilarious!
escopac123 2 years ago 4
conebone69 haha
JCMac777 2 years ago 4
conan o'brien is the BEST :-) xoxo
mmbabyxo 2 years ago 14
got that right!
cant wait til he comes back on tv june 1st!!!
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occukultalahti 2 years ago
look up the video
martin rizo colorblind
lilkrap 2 years ago
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even Conan gets the funny sucked out of him when he does an awards show.
imtotallyoverthis 2 years ago
OMG!! DR.HOUSE!!
sonryucullen 2 years ago
lol never heard of that guy but he is great xD
ThorAxeTheThunder 2 years ago 2
conebone69!!! LOL
WrestlingFansInc 2 years ago 6
EPIC!!!!!!!!
H8ingThis 2 years ago
This is GREAT!
BUT, the ending is false, no one EVER escapes Chris Hansen's grasp.
mingjinkomyfriend 2 years ago 3
Hmm... I don't understand why don't they run.
ShitCrap 2 years ago
conan >>>>>>> leno
snoop413 2 years ago 24
Truer words have never been spoken
ciroslive 2 years ago 7
conebone69
shaunbot 2 years ago 12
yeah. if you've ever IM'ed with conebone69..... he's a sicko!
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deathbenotbroud 2 years ago
Conan is the only Irishman I like.
katata36 2 years ago
Bono is cool too.
needcash4school 2 years ago
... The fuck are you on!?
DietSoap3 2 years ago 5
Conan is a great host. He should host the Oscars.
SteveDutzy 2 years ago 18
Agreed. Jimmy Fallon can fuck himself.
worthlessprotoplasm 2 years ago 9
bruuce! hahahahah
abbetheking 2 years ago 2
btw which bruce? who is he?
ThorAxeTheThunder 2 years ago 2
he said "cruise" referring to tom cruise lol
azngamer11 2 years ago
hahhahahhahahhaha :DD
siipadappaa 2 years ago
Bricks were shat when Chris Hansen showed up.
TimsNakedAgain 2 years ago 3
having stanley in the background of conan's talking head is briliant.
tragic1Kingdom 2 years ago 4
"dammit jim!"
"no, I did not make conan o'brien fall out of the ceiling"
LOL
mook5555 2 years ago 7
conebone69 ROCKS!!!
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conan reminds me of a little prick who use to get his ass whooped when he was younger .
majestic1070 2 years ago
hes 6'4 and i think its been a long time since he was "younger" ^^
NiNm62 2 years ago
A great video. A novice question, though. What is the name of the song that played while Conan actually walked on stage?
DrEliPhoenix 2 years ago
5:30
Bruce? Who is that?
stevefrommi 2 years ago
he said cruise, Tom Cruise
emiloopi 2 years ago